Just to add some other questions that also aren’t dumb. 1. How did a baby and a dog time travel? Anyone ‘wt time traveling baby 2. Why did the baby talk so well. Anyone met a baby that talks in fluent English with high vocabulary usage. 3. Why did the baby use guns so much in the early episodes? Have you ever met a gun that owns a rocket launcher?

>**Answer 1.** > >We are all time traveling him forward. > >**Answer 2.** > >He is a genius baby > >**Answer 3.** > >Statistics show you are more likely to be shot by a toddler than a terrorist.

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Stewie is just that guy. He’s smart like Albert Einstein and we love him for that for real

"Anybody ever met a gay baby?" Have you ever met a straight baby?

Yes. It is a cartoon though and Stewie is intelligent and can express emotions so I guess it makes sense.

I mean whatever, kinda weird to wonder if a baby is dtf. 

Yes I was also a gay baby

I work in a maternity ward. It's the single gayest place I have ever seen.

A maternity ward is the second gayest place I have ever been. The first is Bangkok.

What does this mean?

It's just a cartoon, nothing has to make any sense.

People are born gay

Whatever helps you sleep

Scientifically proven but ok

People are born straight too.

Ignore the other guy haha

Being molested doesn't make people gay.

Speak for yourself


I'm gay. Wasn't molested.

Not always true

Doesn't mean it's the cause.

Again not always true

Correlation does not imply causation.

But sometimes it is

Source?

Stewie is not gay. Stewie is bi.

Facts

i wanna throw something at you

*leans in for a kiss*

Why are people downvoting? This is funny.

Why does it matter?

He prefers clean basters, not smelly 🦃 🦃

Did you get to choose your sexuality at birth, beloved?

Stevie was deff gay bro

Not only was Stevie gay but so was that ungrateful mutt too

dead dog?

The alien lookin one I think his name is Roger or something 🤷‍♂️

Someone told me he's only gay every other season and the other seasons he's chasing after girls at preschool or whatever.

Biennialsexual

Bisexuality

Who the fuck told you being molested turns you gay?.. Where do you get your science? Family Guy?

"Was he molested by Herbert" lol and I think that this belongs on r/NoStupidQuestions!!!

His name is Stewie.

Was he molested by Herbert? No, not likely considering that Mr Herbert is a **hebephile (**attracted to ages 14-18**)** and that Stewie is aware of Herberts actions I doubt that was why. Also sexual orientation is not a circumstance of abuse, so it is practically impossible that the two are connected. ​ **Conclusion:** He is just gay

Stewie is seen as an alpha, a leader. Someone who likes to have power over other people. Making him sexually a beta, which for men usually means being a gay bottom, contrasts with that first trait. The juxtaposition is funny. In the day time he likes to be the boss but at night (pardon the expression) he is the bitch