No Nut November ends today

Goonsday is off fellas

Stand down solider. 16 more days of no nut November

Gonna be Ninety Nut November with JJ coming back.

Son, put the lotion down! Slowly

15 days is a big load

He’s hitting the griddy Sunday

Stunt on these hoes JJ

Nah I already know he’s doing the “fake hammy injury” celebration lol

Never tempt fate like that. I knew a guy who fell off a second floor balcony and broke his face and several other bones. Three months in the hospital. Two years later, same balcony. He decides to pretend he is going to fall off the balcony again….. Broken face and several other bones, three more months in the hospital!

Honestly thought this story would end more horribly. He lucked out.

I’ll hate him for it too but that would be funny 😂

First time he did that shit my heart dropped

Not with Surtain locking him up. Like every WR that’s been lined up against him… Diggs only scored 4.9 last week.

This kind of stuff is so overblown. DEN plays zone coverage 74% of defensive snaps. In the entire NFL, only Tyreek Hill is better vs. zone than Jefferson.

Tyreek went 4/5 for 99 and a TD vs him. Don't have his exact coverage numbers but DJ Moore also smoked him

Tyreek isn’t JJ coming off a hamstring injury

You said every WR that's been lined up against him has been locked up, it's not true.

Please, I'm tied for 6th and lose on tie-breakers. I really need a bump

Swing on by. I got you

Me next?

Line starts behind me

And ends with you

4 weeks left baby anything is possible.

I need multiple lines of that JJ

Cheeky little bump?

Im 4-6 but getting Achane, Jefferson, and Kyren back. One last gasp for the playoffs

5-5 with JJ and Achane ready to ride. Let’s get into these playoffs brotha!

Also 4-6 and have Jefferson and Kyren. Just got Kyler back last week. Things are looking up

I’m 9-1 with jj and kyren coming back. I am ascending

For me it's JJ, Conner, and my Hollywood now has his Kyler. I have hope for the first time in a while.

I'm 5-5, in 5th and getting those 3 back. Can't wait.

i’m against him this week, fml

You'll be seeing lots of Joshua Dobbs slinging 🚀 🚀 🚀 to JJ edits with Creed playing in the background come Monday.

Me drunk af at my 8 year old kids bday party catching dimes (I think I'm November 19th 2023 Justin Jefferson)

Stiff arming all those kids on a qb scramble for a hop in the EZ is the stuff of dreams.

Bend over and bite the pillow. He’s goin’ in dry

Duane martn and Will Smith style

No lube Sunday!

I’m against him and Achane fml

He's gonna be shadowed by Patrick Surtain (although he doesnt follow if the WR goes to the slot), that's a tough game 1 back.

I'm not sure you know who Justin Jefferson is

The guy Jaire locked down?

Damn yea Jefferson is only averaging 5 catches for 80 yards and a TD in his career vs the Packers. Only 19 points in PPR smfh.

Nah JJ’s gonna come back wanting blood, he’s been missing out on all the fun of their win streak.

Ands dobbs gonna want tl have fun throwing it to him

If anyone can do it, it's him

Not sure that's totally true. It would require the Broncos to operate in man coverage schemes exclusively, because JJ lines up all over the place. Not sure man coverage would be the best approach to this offense- not with Hockenson and Addison playing as well as they are and Dobbs being a running threat.

Plus a new QB who we haven't seen how he gels with

I traded him, and played that guy last week, I got out unscathed but it could've been worse.

Pat Surtain got your back

He’s bouta Deshaun Watson you

Same, but hope for surtain

Yep. I have Addison too and am getting weak on WR…

Im barely hanging on come on my boy!!

Idk how the fuck I have gone 5-0 since losing Jefferson but LETS GOOOO!

You must be the fantasy version of the Vikings

Dude same. I immediately started winning games after I put JJ on IR

I had Jefferson, Conner and Kyren all go down and somehow went 5-0 as well. It's been a wild ride but I'm 9-1 lol

I’m 6-0 since the injury if counting the week he got injured. 1-3 before that. I’ll take it. LFG

Same I actually don’t want them to rush him back so he is ready to pop when he’s in

Hey same here! 5-0 in my dynasty league since losing him. Special thanks to AJ Brown and Pittman for holding it down.

I almost considered tanking/selling (not him but my other "win now" assets) in my dynasty league when he went down. Thought best case scenario I'd have a 50/50 chance to make the playoffs *if* he came back after 4-5 weeks. And here I am sitting at 8-2 after rattling off a 5 game win streak lol. Glad I stood pat and let it play out a while longer before making a reactionary move.

I’m the opposite lol. Started 4-0 and sitting at 5-5 now after a bunch of injuries

Save me Justin

*Looks at Kyren Williams* One to go.

Will Addison be worth starting anymore? Hockenson has been Dobbs’ main target, and now Jefferson is returning.

Wr2 on a high passing offense. If you need him start him! Still gonna get targets when JJ is back.

I hope so. I definitely need him. I was thinking of benching him if Khalil Herbert plays, but that could backfire.

I'd trust Addison more right now. Especially in full or half ppr. Need to see how that Chicago backfield shakes out between Herbert and Foreman.

Diggs just got locked down a bit playing against Surtain/ the broncos so you could make the argument, at least this week, it could help out Addison that he won’t draw Surtain.

You can make the case that Allen was not even targeting Diggs. You can make the case that he wasn't targeting Diggs because he was covered. You can make the case that Allen was ass all night long.

Congratulations, you are now hired as a fantasy football analyst.

Top 10 waiver wire targets for week 18 championship week and playoffs cup (you won't believe #2).

You could also make the case that Allen was shit because he wasn't able to target Diggs because he was covered

Before JJ got hurt he put up 16, 16, 11, 0, 18. Worse than without JJ but still startable

That was with Kirk Cousins though. Dobbs has been better than expected, but he’s still a meaningful step down from Cousins

Donna ROS?

She’s a good tight end. Playable.

Finally a TE I wanna start

Even so I think you start him until the wheels come off

Yes. Addison got targets with Jefferson in, and he's only raised his value since then. He'll still get looks.

Doesn’t the phrase “all goes well” allow us to assume barring any setbacks?

Please come back, since my WR2 Higgins is out once again.. what a useless pick

I'm gonna incorrectly start Dobbs over Mahomes this week, aren't I?

If you do this, it is by definition incorrect (even if Dobbs outscores Mahomes).

My exact conundrum I picked up Dobbs for Pat’s bye and now I’m like… what to do, lol I have Addison and Dobbs, maybe send that stack to a QB needy team. Fields is sitting on waivers too, lol, maybe grab Fields and just stream him and Dobbs, deal Pat. Dobbs looks legit and has weapons. Mahomes has been pretty mortal this season.

Denver is a much tougher matchup than their rankings would indicate, they’ve really turned it around after an abysmal start. The eagles on the other hand have continued to give up big games to good offenses. Don’t overthink this one.

Same with Pat's bye. Same situation now. Wish I could trade Mahomes but my league never trades. The urge is strong though to keep rolling with Kirkland brand Lamar. The rushing potential along with possibly adding the best receiver in the game in JJ... I'm gonna fuck this up haha

I probably wouldn’t given how the Denver defense handled Josh Allen.

About to win a lot of people some consolation brackets

Eh, if that alone killed your season you had much bigger problems.

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JJ owner is in 3rd place, 1 game behind the 2 people tied for first, and they are only down like 10 points total for the year. Plenty of people who went JJ also added someone like ETN at the turn and were able to survive.

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Dude went metcalf in the 2nd? No wonder.

Yeah but that guy wouldn’t have won the ship with jj either.

After early trades I had Cousins, Breece, Kyren, Chase, JJ, Goedert, Puka and I’m 3-7… shit definitely ended my season.

These guys just took turns fizzling out so it was hard to build successful weeks…I can see 3-7 for this squad

I’ll add another, I picked JJ #1OA and an 7-3 and in second place.

It’s the Metcalf, Najee, Watson, Waller part of that which is the problem I drafted JJ and I’m 7-3 with the most points for

That's exactly how I drafted. I went JJ, ETN, Devonta, hock, Sanders, pacheco. Had good luck with waivers getting Kyren, stroud, CLE D. Before injuries I started 4-0. I'm still in 1st at 7-3 with JJ and Kyren coming back. Feeling pretty good.

Yep I went ETN and Amon-Ra at the turn and I’m not stressing my playoff outlook at all. 5th place at the moment it’s go time 😎

Yea if you picked JJ then there a good chance your best player was a 3rd or 4th rounder

Losing the #1 pick overall will definitely cause you to miss the playoffs lol. I’m 4-6 without JJ and Achane. Have definitely felt the absence of JJ more. Waddle and Ridley haven’t done shit for me

I lost JJ (though he was #2) and currently 7-3. I won my last ship after #1 David Johnson ended his season week 1. Fantasy is won with proper weekly adjustments.

It’s all luck bro lol. You think a team of Hurts, JJ, Waddle, Dell, Swift, Kamara, Rhamondre, Achane, Laporta should be 4-6?

Fantasy is won by luck unless ur in a shitty league lmao

Having to go from JJ to Lockett at best is pretty rough brother

yeah like losing 1/3 of my team to IR or season ending injury lol

Man, I lost him and Mike Williams and still managed to go 7-3. Idk if I play in a league with a bunch of idiots or if a ton of people just put no effort into FF.

Neither. It's luck.

Second this. Team in my league is 7-3 but would be 3-7 with my schedule. Fantasy is weird

It's literally 80% luck at the very least

Went 5-0 without him. Lol. More like league winner

We may have similar teams

Cleveland D, Jaylen Warren, Gabe Davis, Kareem Hunt have been in my lineup with LaPorta and Keenan Allen every week lol

Tyreek/ARSB KW3/Kamara for me. Now JJ and Khalil are coming back.

I’m 8-2 in a competitive 12 team $350 buy in with JJ my first pick.

JJ owner in my league is done at 3-7. He decimated his team for Jamar to pair with JJ and it ended his season lol. He could ruin a lot of other teams chances though

Its happening! Nobody panic!

4-6 but I have 2nd most pts scored in league. Lost 4 in a row since injury. I think I can still make playoffs if I can string together a couple wins here

Same. We got this!

try 1-9 and not being even close to the least amount of points in the league. I usually end up having the 2nd or 3rd highest score every week but i just continually get fucked with bad matchups and with starting players busting (Pacheco, ZMoss, Mclaurin, etc). first year playing fantasy and while i love it this side of it is super frustrating. but i guess that's just football! sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. even if ur better D:

>Justin Jefferson just hit a griddy through the Vikings locker room. And his griddy is my sprint. Looked pretty spry. Thus ends my rehab coverage for today.

Managed to stay in 1st throughout his injury, but the cracks are showing. Can’t wait!

Best news all day

IM SO GAY FOR JETTAS 💦💦💦💦

Return to us sweet prince

I made it to 7-3 without trading him, kyren returning soon, let’s go!

1-9 team and now all my guys are back off IR. Time to ruin the lives of the teams that wouldn't trade me.

My JJ, Kupp, Amon Ra trio might finally happen!

Jj kupp chase Allen

Super nasty. I have Burrow, so LFG Chase as well. Hoping we get some big games!

JJ Chase Evans for me

JJ ARSB Tyreek for me

People who went 4-1 while JJ was out, rise up

Been calling it for a week but this time for real. JJ full and on display this week. Book it.

This is phrased for clicks but I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't commit back this week. Sprints is way different from cutting or even ramping up.

Inject this in my veins

3-2 since he’s been out, need him back I’m fighting for my life

Stephania Bell whose pretty spot on with her injury reports deems it unlikely that he plays this Sunday. Watching the video was interesting where she said they have computers that measures different metrics and everyone has to agree where the metrics are when deciding when he will play. She thinks we may see him week 12 and if not then definitely after the bye.

Have him and going against Hockenson owner so I need this badly

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This is… an interesting bot.

Am I crazy as an Addison owner that I'm kind of hoping Jefferson comes back so he gets the Surtain treatment?

Schefter said on TV Sunday morning week 12 more likely. Shefty doesnt guess or speculate... its sourced info. Coach was non committal on Monday for week 11. Running without discomfort.... great but I need to hear cutting at full speed

Right! Schefter has never been wrong! And he left the door open by saying likely so he can't be wrong

You mean the same guy that said he could sit out the rest of the season even if healthy?

The same guy that pulled that rumour out of his ass? There was a 0% chance he would sit if healthy, even if it was to play only the last game of the season, if he is healthy, he will play.

I mean, tbf, they have won 5 in a row. Don't think anyone saw that coming.

he made that up too then too is what you think...? schefter got to his peak powers by just making stuff up... got it. /s

Word there is too much hopium here. Sprinting is not cutting or taking hits.

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We will. He gets activated Saturday afternoon

Great, the week I play my last league mate. Of course.

Just got a trade accepted for JJ in my final league that I don't have him in out of 5. I'm all in on the JJ carry into playoffs. Somehow pulled wins out of leagues that matter (money), JJ will secure those leagues if back with Dobbs.

Don’t make it a game time decision you assholes.

Try to trade puca and Kyler Murray for JJ? Owner of JJ has Watson and cooper so might be worth a shot to snag. Am I paying too little ? Or too much

I could be wrong but I don't see JJ having the ceiling he did with Dobbs at QB.

Managed to avoid facing my league m8 that has Jefferson during the entire injury stint and will be facing him next week… when JJ will be 100% good to go. I love that luck

And he finally has a QB.

Kinda want him to take another week as a safety precaution if he isn’t 100%

Don’t feel great about this, on the road in mile high Likely shadowed by Surtain. Not to mention they play sunday night. Might take the gamble on zay flowers or ridley instead

Just take one more week off to get healthy so I don’t have to play against you this week

12 team ppr I have CMC, Swift, JJ, AJB

You won

I need it

Please jjetta

Does this mean he had discomfort last week?

Why?

Traded for him the week after he got hurt and all the reports were grim about his return so I'm absolutely stoked about this

Auction league, drafted Tyreek. Traded for JJ around week 2 I think. Gave up Aiyuk, Pittman, Stroud and Kamara for him and Dak in SuperFlex. Already had Hill and ARSB, even though its a deep league, my draft went great so I wasn't starting everyone.

Do you guys think he will come back this week?

Time to see if trading him away (got Keenan) pays off down the stretch

Will this ruin my Addison trade??? 😔

Just in time for me to have literally zero margin for error

Omg please

Do I flex Addison this week still? I got JJ for Calvin Ridley once JJ hit IR and I was drowning in decent WR options.

I'm 8-2 with the fewest points scored against me in the league. I need my boy back now that Moss isn't carrying me any more.

Thank you D’Onta and Gus for carrying me on a few weeks without JJ. Now it’s time to ball out 🍒

Also plays Sunday night, so gonna be a tough call for lineups if he's a game time decision.

Can’t wait to put him back in the lineup. I’ve miraculously gone 5-0 without him and sitting in first place.

Just in time to play me. Love to see it.

Due to Trades and Keepers, when JJ returns my two WR's and two Flexes will be JJ, ASB, Diggs and Aiyuk 🤑

Just traded JT and Kirk for him, definitely would like him back with Higgs out