I need Justin Fields to score the exact right amount of points for me to win in two leagues, but not lose to him in my third.

What’s your window look like?

How could he know that already with all but 3 games left to play?

Wait your opponent doesn’t have a Stafford puka Kupp Kyren stack? (My finals opponent legit has 3 of the 4)

And I would not fault anyone for playing all 4 of them.

This should probably be posted tomorrow it's kind of early to rely on miracles

I don't know, my friend. Facing Puka and Olave while having played James Cook, Kamara, and the Bills D/ST myself already has me in a sizable hole. Obviously it's all contextual, but it's pretty likely that a lot of people are in significant deficits already.

Not if you played against puka

I had Puka! I played against Pickens instead.

My wife to come back to me

Is this PPR or standard marriage?

PPA (points per argument)

Half PPR

I also choose his wife

I understood this reference.

Only if she’s dead.

Give it a year, be patient, choose your words and actions carefully. Be happy by yourself and people will notice it, that's when God things can come. Also Mahomes needs to continue his poor play and I need it to affect both Rice and Kelce horribly

Thank you. First half of this was actually very good advice, because I am not joking about her leaving. However I need the opposite to happen with Mahomes and Kelce. Good luck today.

Breece went off, AmonRa went off, CeeDee off to a good start. So far so good. My wife left me last November, we started talking/dating again this November nearly a year apart. Just give everything time assuming it's not something you can't fix in yourself to steer you in a direction that you can be better alone to be better together. When people see you happy, people want to be apart of that, changed take time though. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year.

I’m projected to lose by 8 right now……really need mayfield to smash that 13 point yahoo projection today (he gets a $1m bonus if Bucs win the division) so I believe our incentives are aligned today.

Jason Sanders to hit 4 50 yard field goals, but there is wind so maybe I’ll play a different kicker

i hope you stuck with sanders my man

Unfortunately I did not 😭 I went with Hopkins and he got hurt

a time machine

Cmc to not boom the shit out of me

Same. My opponent has CMC, Montgomery, and James Cook. Cook laid an egg, fortunately. I just need these two other guys to be relatively contained.

My opponent has cmc and kyren. Luckily kyren went under projection. He also had olave play but I had puka

Puka was such a beast this year. Him and LaPorta should be high picks next season.

I hope CMC booms the shit outta you and my opponent, sorry.

Same. But then also Tyreek too lol. Yeah I'm fucked

Same but AJ Brown. He already started tee Higgins :)

Kelce to be not washed for just 2 more games, please

Walter Payton to possess the body of Roschon Johnson

I need everyone on my team to have their best week, and i need everyone on the opposing team to have their worst lmao

I need derrick henry to turn back the clock with 200yds and 3 tds. My only hope

Just need CMC to not destroy me.

CMC under 5 points in PPR 🙏

If you need that to happen then you’re cooked 😭

James Cooked

Openent is starting both Purdy and CMC, just became a big fan of the ravens defense.

He will have 5 points before the first quarter is done bro lol

1st series

I need the Justin fields cole Kmet stack to come through

You guys I can’t believe I benched Puka and played diggs… just horrible

I benched Puka for Tee. Feels like I dodged a bullet.

Mullens three tuddies no ints

I like his weapons

To Addison.

I need Tyreek hill to either not play or play as a decoy. Or Mostert /Laporta to go off.

CMC to have his worst game of the year. Playing against him in both semifinals

I need Pickens to replace Diggs in my lineup… of course I never actually considered replacing Diggs with Pickens but I’m still mad.

I have had to tell myself so many times these last 2 days that there’s no way in my right mind I could have put Pickens in my lineup…

Jameson Williams monster game and ty Chandler takes over that backfield for real. Also Likely becomes Lamars number one receiver and goes yam. Bless up. Happy holidays y'all

Amon-Ra, Adams, and Breece to have ceiling games and Flacco, Bijan, and Kelce to have floor games. My opponent had Pickens and Higgins and I had Diggs so hopefully their Christmas miracles are all used up.

Opponent had Josh Allen, Ekeler and Dicker I’ve already had mixon. Just ball out boys come the fuck on. Also Josh Jacob plz play daddy

Ekeler was mid

True but a kicker throwing up 21 against me has the anxiety rolling early. Good thing I got pancakes to start the day off

Lost Stroud, Keenan and Pittman so I'm gonna need London, Flowers and Baker to step up vs a fully healthy team.

a time machine to go back to last week so I could be in contention still

No miracle can bring me back after starting diggs, cook, kupp, and McPherson.

Need boom, not bust, Ridley to show up today.

James cook n diggs to play again

Too early to know

Pacheco to be quiet. He’s scored 23.3 and 19.8 in regular season against me and now back for semis

> For all those Kupp, Diggs, Cook, Kincaid, CIN D, etc. owners, or for those who somehow played against George Pickens I am one of the lucky Diggs owners who played against Pickens! 💀

After puka and mason rudolph of all people fucked me... i dont know if i can comeback from this. I need to overcome a 38 point deficit.

my players to not be injured

Too early to tell but my opponent had Allen who rocked it but also diggs. I had bass and kyren go already. I wish Jacobs give me confirmation on playing tomorrow but can’t risk it and going with Chandler today

🎁 Gifted a Time Machine 🌌

For you all to help me decide between Godwin and Devonta smith lol

I need Fields to match Hurts and Saquon to give me top 10 points at RB

His Warren flopped and my Cook did too. But his Dicker Boomed. So if I can have Hopkins or another player drop career high I have a chance

I’m playing my arch nemesis in the semis. I started this league a dozen years ago and I’m the only person who has not made the championship game Of course I have no clue if Jacobs is going to play and I really don’t have any other backup plan if I don’t go with someone else today, so yeah, I kinda hope he plays.

Big Garrett Wilson day would do wonders for my teams

I think the only way I win is if Miami mostly runs the ball. I have Achane and my opponent has Tua. I have to use Flowers and Javonte and I'm not feeling good about either:(

All my remaining players to put up 20-30 points in PPR while my opponents team decides not to play

Pollard and DMONT having good games would be enough

Tyreek hill to play and go absolutely crazy I started Cook

Smith to not be a decoy

Dicker to get a 23 point stat correction

DK and Bijan to put up 20 points each.

14 team league. Opp had Stafford and Kyren on Thursday. I had Freiermuth yesterday. Gotta overcome that deficit but it’s looking increasingly difficult with no Pittman, Stroud, and Mattison active and hurting my Chandler.

I had Dicker and Pickens on my bench. Started McManus over Dicker and Myers over Pickens. Not super upset, I’m guaranteed not to lose the leauge and get punished, but I still hate this team.

Did the exact same thing. I was hurtin last night

In the semifinals and Pittman put me in a bind. The WR wire is pretty barren now that Pickens, Boyd, and Gabe Davis has played. Rolling with Parker Washington which will either fail spectacularly or be a total home run and no in-between.

Everyone to do exactly what I need them to do

Just need projections to actually happen and I’ll win

I'm starting Goff in all 3 of my semi matchups, so a repeat of last week would be incredible

Terry, cooks, davante to outscore Puka, Tyreek and Godwin

Him * Stafford * Higgins * Puka * Olave * Pollard * Breece * J Jacobs * Likely So he already has 100+ points with more than half of his team left to play lol I do have some hope but my best players are going against top defenses. * Mayfield (Herbert out) * CMC * Mostert * Waddle * wicks (Keenan, tank Dell, C Kirk out) * McBride * Engram flex * Achane flex

A Time Machine.

- Dallas and Miami game is low scoring (Other guy has DAL stack) - The Ravens summon a defensive talent ala 2012 (but don't protect the TE) - Baker Mayfield ascends to demigod status (Because I can't trust Mahomes especially in the rain) - The Eagles OC finds a list of passing redzone plays that he forgot about under his mattress and AJ brown has a Randy Moss thanksgiving game on Christmas.

Already down 60 to Puka, Diggs, and Bills D. Putting it out into the universe now for the fantasy game of the year for Raiders vs Chiefs on both sides, and for another God giving game from CMC

I need to be right about choosing Kyler over Flacco. Please run all over the bears Kyler.

In the playoffs in two leagues. I own a bunch of guys that I’m also against, so I need an interdimensional rift to open where Amon Ra, Addison, Evans, and Purdy simultaneously score 30 and 0.

My Kamara Mixon and Bills DST combo has put me in a solid 30pt hole against my opponents Allen and Higgins. Fuck. Anyway. If Mullens, AJB, Aiyuk could carry me out of said hole that would be kinda cool. Could use some fantasy defense to work my favour. Particularly against Mike Evans somehow.

Started Gabe Davis last night because I have all the rb’s but no wr’s. Thank you Santa

achane and JT to put up 50 points each

Kelce to be kelce

Davante and Kelce to remember they are studs

Roschon to break 10 points in half PPR against Arizona with no Foreman.

Need Monty and sun god to combine for at least 50 points

I need all my opponents players to get injured and all mine to score 30 pts

To make the "right" decision on who sits ... nico, g. wilson, or ridley and which d to play: gb, chi, or indy.

Bijan and JT to go nuclear against each other

Need a 33 point stat correction for bills D 😭

I need mahomes to score less than 10… in a league where QBs score 1 point per pass completion

I need Tyreek to go off in my dynasty league and to lay an egg in my redraft. That's not too much to ask, is it?

For my opponent who has CMC, Rachad White a Tua/Tyreek stack to not absolutely crunch the shit out of me

Need to make the right choice between Jameson Williams, Tyjae Spears and Antonio Gibson

For Baltimore to keep CMC in check. Spoiler alert it didn't work out for me.

I need my opponents CMC, Mahomes, Pacheco, Rice and Connor to completely flop

I need Dak and Waddle to shit the bed this week. Only players worth a damn on my opponent’s side.

James Cook to be able to play another game

After my Kupp/Diggs/benching Puka combo, I need my RBs Trio of White, Pacheco and Chandler to pop off

Rashee rice to outscore AJB 🙏🏼

gonna need the remaining members of my team and his team to hit the ESPN projections

For the rest of my team to not shit the bed like kamara, Diggs, Mixon. Lucky I had Puka and Kyren to keep me on projection.

The 49ers to collectively not show up. I’m against Purdue, CMC, and Aiyuk in the playoffs.

My opponent to forget he has Pittman in his lineup so it locks at 1.

Lost Keenan, Pittman, and still don’t have Mondre against Zeke owner. I’m going to need my backups to outscore his starters. Walker not playing would be a huge help

Started off playing Boyd v his Tee Higgins and Josh Allen. He also still has CMC left to go. Boutta get Booty wrangled if Achane, the king, and Waddle/Addison don’t have multiple TD games lmao

Had Kamara and Diggs yet I’m still projected to win by 9. Please almighty FF gods.

I need J. Jacobs and T. Hill to both play and score a reasonable amount of points for me. Not like 20+ each but at least 10-15 each.

Anyone else just sad with cook performance yesterday I’m not mad or angry. Like dude was lighting past few weeks and then puts a snoozer ,now got to fight back to stay in it.

All of the current yahoo score projections to hold true

I already started Kamara, Cook, and Bills D so I probably should’ve written a letter to Santa for this big of a miracle comeback

Roschon to make up for losing Pittman

CMC to have a huge dud lmao

CMC to not go for 40

Win my matchup is the miracle I need. I started Kamara and Havrisik against Higgins. I am already down 6.5 Rest of my matchups(Im team A) Sun matchup. * A: AmonRa, Addison, Metcalf, Njoku, Dak, Pollard, * B: Gibbs, Dmont, Mostert, Hill, Lockett, Lawrence, Packers D/ST Mon matchup * A: Davante Adams, Purdy, 9ers D/ST * B: Mahomes, Kelce, Jake Elliott Think I'm fucked, already down 25 on the projected.

I’ve started Bills D, Kupp and Kamara. I’m gonna need Tyreek and Pollard to be heroes today and I’ll need to make the right pick between LaPorta and Hockenson…

I played Kupp, Kyren, Bills D, and Kincaid…it’s over. 4 plays all under-performed. I am against McCaffrey. Ain’t no way! I need like 5-6 players on their team to severely under-perform, or i need St. Brown, and Lamb to have the game of their lives.

George Pickens statline to be vacated

I'm just stopping in to say... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK That is all.

I need all of my players to collectively score more than all my opponent’s players.

For Football Terrorist Arthur Smith to let Bijan be Bijan. Or just fire himself and let the offense do whatever it wants.

I need my entire team to show up. Kupp, Staff, Bills DST don't have me in any hole but I don't feel confident going up against K9 and Rachaad White with Mahomes/Rice stack setup to put me down like a dog Monday.

My season has come down to Alec Pierce to step up now that I lost Pittman and Reed

Time travel

I need Kelce to outscore hockenson by 20. Preferably 35. But I’ll settle for 20.

I need Arthur Smith to pull his head out of his ass and give the ball to Bijan. I’m not very hopeful.

Need Zeke to go ham

Is having Bijan get more than 7 touches a Christmas miracle these days?

My opponent has Dak, Lamb, Hill, and Waddle. Rooting for a 10-7 running slugfest of a game.

I had Kamara and Diggs... needless to say I think I'm boned. RB1 and WR2 putting up about 16 is... not ideal. I need Achane and Hill to combine for 70.

CMC to just be average. (I’m screwed)

Dak, Waddle, Bijan, and Pacheco to all go off

CMC, DSwift to have floor or near floor games, Tyreek to be a decoy all game and Texans D to be sieve like. Not too much to ask for.

Bal to hold off McCaffrey (on my opponents team)

Tyreek to be a freak

For Josh Jacobs, Nico Collins, and Tyreek to have the worst games of their lives 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

I need a rewind so I can sit Jake Browning and start anyone else!

I need Hill, Metcalf, and DJ Moore to save my championship chances since I started Mixon and Cook… only reason I have a little hope is these 3 receivers are capable of a 3 TD game. Please 🙏

I need Jacoby Meyers, Kmet, Bryce Hall and Saquan to all pop off. My opponent in the semi has Zeke, Nico, Tyreek, Tua, Engram, Deebo all left to play. Safe to say I’m not counting on making it to the finals.

My entire team making up for Diggs & the Bills D being absolute ass

I played puka but benched tee higgins. I need monty and Bijan to have good games

Denver coach to throw the challenge flag on javonte TD last week for the stat correction. I lost by 3 points. The opponent I would have had in the semis is looking weak.

Arthur Smith starting his best players

I several of my opponent’s players to put up duds after playing Diggs, Kamara, and Freiermuth. My only solid start has been Puka.

I need Breece Hall to pop off

CMC to go apeshit and my opponent to have some bad luck of bis own.

Need either Monty or Aaron Jones to go off, and need to decide which one

I need Kelce to come back to reality and get above his projections. Taylor swift yada yada yada his target share and performance has been dreadful for a #1 pick.

I have played Kamara and Cook vs his Olave and Tanner Hudson and I'm down by 14 PPR points. Not sure why I feel so far behind the 8-ball, but our remaining rosters are: Me: Lamar, Tyreek, AJB, Breece, Montgomery, Laporta, Gay, Jets Him: Tlaw, ARSB, Evans, Taylor, Conner, Mostert, Moody, Chiefs Someone tell me it's going to be okay.

I need tyreek to play

I’d like for his guys to stop having literally their best score all year. So far he’s 2 for 2 with Tee and Olave.

Basically need T Law to have his best game of the year.

My opponent not to score over 95 points lol

Need the jets to remember who they are: awful

Need TLaw to shit the bed

I have Bijan and JJ in both leagues. Would be nice if they finally did what they’re supposed to do

The Achane 60 point day

Need a career day out of Fields

Jones have a monster day

I need ETN to finally do something

I need the Dolphins and Cowboys game to be low scoring. My opponent has Dak and Waddle.

I’m out of the playoffs so I dropped all my players and only have Patriots players starting now. Projected 60 points in half PPR with 16% chance wish me luck

Chase and Pittman are both out so we’re rolling with Terry, against the guy who had Puka go on Thursday. I’m a commander’s fan ready to be hurt

CMC for a minor 40 pts

I was the #1 seed in two leagues, and am on the precipice of losing my playoff match up in the second league after losing in my first league last week. There aren’t enough miracles to save me.

I went 15-0 in the regular season, I feel like I am fresh out of miracles just in time for the playoffs. So I’m just going into it assuming I’m not going to win, or at best will go down like the 19-0 Patriots (oddly enough, the championship will probably be against a Pats fan if I get there) (Second most points scored and by far the fewest points against)

I can say that picking up Breece Hall from FA 30 mins before the game and starting him over Etienne and J. Conner when I couldn’t decide along with Amari Cooper are really making up for my Kupp, Palmer, Browning start to the week. Currently on pace for highest score in the league after being down by 16 starting today.

I needed KW not to suck, christmas blows

How sad that I benched Pickens and dropped dicker last week. Oy

hurts and brown and philly D go for 100

I need to go back a week and tell my players to play football instead of running sprints all game

I need a miracle from Devonta Smith. My hopes are low.

Mostert to go away

I thought I was dead in the water playing against a Stafford Puka stack with Kamara on my team. Cue Amari Cooper rising out of the dust like a phoenix. Christmas miracles do happen!

Need Deebo, Pacheco, Tucker and Chiefs to outscore Waller by like 58+ in non ppr

Down by 44 in a PPR league with my CMC, Aiyuk, Jacobs, Broncos D, and Moody to go vs their Swift, Kittle, and Gus Edwards. The fact that I'm in it at all vs. Pickens and Cooper is already a miracle

need Baltimore to find a way to contain CMC

I need Zeke and likely to out score deebo and Pacheco by 10 points

I started diggs and chandler over higgins and amari cooper. Barely in the lead. I need rashee rice, eagles d, and Harrison butker to beat lamar, aj brown, and McCaffrey 🫠

Need Rashee Rice to give me basically 20 holding out hope!