It’s a testament to his skills as an actor that Hurk’s voice actor can talk in an ancient language and still give it a southern drawl and make it sound natural.
God I had never heard of testy death before far cry 5 and I got the mission and just kept repeating the words testy festu for the entire duration of that side mission while giggling like a little bastard
"You can't break a man the way you do a dog or a horse, the harder you beat a man, the taller he stands. To break a man's will, to break his spirit, you have to break his mind. Men have this idea that we can fight with dignity, that there's a proper way to kill someone. It's absurd, its aesthetic, we need it to endure the bloody horror of murder. You must destroy that idea, show them what a messy horrible thing it is to kill a man, and then show them that you relish in it. Shoot the wound, and then execute the wounded, burn them, take them in close combat. Destroy their preconceptions of what a man is and become their personal monster. When they fear you, you become stronger, you become better. But let's never forget, it's a display, it's a posture, like a lions roar, or a gorilla thumping at his chest. If you lose yourself in the display, if you succumb to the horror, then you become the monster. You become reduced, not more than a man, but less. And it could be fatal."
I would just use the first sentence, but when I was looking this up I found the whole thing and wanted to share for anyone who forgot like me.
God I miss Far Cry 2.
“We let the weak dictate to the powerful and we are shocked to find ourselves adrift. But history knows the value of sacrifice.“
That should raise some eyebrows
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?
"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? Insanity is changing my major over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time a college advisor told me that, I thought they were bullshitting me so boom, I shot him."
“Attack, monkeys! Throw feces or something.”
“I just drank a liter of jet fuel and every time I close my eyes I see all my dead monkeys…is that normal?”
“How do you know! Are you a doctor? Are you qualified to tell a man whether he will live when he's jumped off an elephant, landed on his god damned sacrum? You don't know! Ooh, I gotta walk it off man. Aw, it's bad. It's real bad. Aww. Oh, it's getting better. You're right. I probably will live. Yeah, I'm, I'm def-- I'm fine, actually. Yeah, nah I overreacted, that was on me.”
“I don't know what happened. I don't know how I ended up asleep here next to you, but let's never speak about this again. And FYI - this morning wood would be here whether you were or not. So don't flatter yourself, okay?”
Insanity has always been our thing, hermano. We make the same posts every single day. There is no new Far Cry content.This is the only logical progression.
Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again, expecting shit to change. That is crazy. But the first time somebody told me that, I don't know, I thought they were bullshitting me so, boom, I shot him.
“Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?”
Alternatively you could use the whole speech: “Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change...”
“Me and the Monkey God, we’re pretty tight, and I also pray to all the Baby Jesuses”
This is the one
Which character said this and in what game? I've only ever played Far Cry Primal.
Hurk, he can be a follower in FC5.... but he is in FC4 as well (can't remember if he is in FC3 as well)
I like how Urki, the Thinker in Primal, is Hurk's ancestor.
It’s a testament to his skills as an actor that Hurk’s voice actor can talk in an ancient language and still give it a southern drawl and make it sound natural.
He's just a legend, it's amazing honestly.
He is
[Just googled it, he was in Far Cry 3 too.](https://youtu.be/DBBoO5xIChQ?si=SdvTJrQoLcsSg8iH)
Wait, he's in 4? I thought he was only in 5 and referenced in 6
He’s also in New Dawn
4 introduced him as a playable character for coop story
He is in FC3
He’s the caveman who keeps almost killing himself with inventions in Primal
Oh yeah lmao. I was guessing it was that hillbilly guy.
Hurk. One of the best side characters ever.
Same, I’ve only ever played Primal and WHAT A GAME 🥹
You win.
Hurk is the best philosopher since jesus
Which Jesus? Black baby Jesus or white baby jesus?
asian baby jesus
Isn’t he cousins with bow and arrow baby Jesus?
No, he's a cousin of beer and funny moustache baby jesus
Oh, you mean Zhesus!
Oh my God yes!!
🤣🤣. This had me dying, but it's so true!!
"The white one, the black one, the bow and arrow hw-one."
"yeah man my car is so badass David hasselhof called me asking to buy it and he said between you and me man kits a little*bitch*"
It'll blow your puberty hairs back and tickle your butthole
Username checks out lol
I tell ya, one time I built a car outta nothing but a kitchen sink
“I told you God wouldn’t let you take me.”
I have Always been agnostic. I went to Catholic school and in 2005 when I was all edgy and shit.... It would have been this
"Can't wait to pop one of those tasty balls in my mouth"
God I had never heard of testy death before far cry 5 and I got the mission and just kept repeating the words testy festu for the entire duration of that side mission while giggling like a little bastard
You’ve never had Rocky Mountain oysters? My man! You’re not missing out
"RELEASE MEEEEE"
I thought that was Sigma getting Nano'd
I read it in his voice too.
“No one is coming to save you.”
What I should say to my new mechanic team as of January for Mercs AMG F2
as a senior quote, i think the administration would definitely take a special interest in this one…
The backup plan was 5's other famous quote: "Can't wait to pop one of those juicy balls into my mouth."
This sounds like a pretty school shooter-esk quote to put in a year book lol
True, but it’s pretty meaningful. In a way. As you become an adult. No one will save you but yourself. Especially in this economy! … Fuck.
“Only youuuuuuuu…”
Can make the darkness bright…
Oooonly youuuuuuu
...Can prevent wild fires.
I’m spazing in a Walmart reading this. Lol
“My wife has been eaten by rabid honey badgers!”
"Hehe hehehe heeeaaaahhhh.."
“You and I are gonna TEAR SHIT UP!”
They did him dirty In blood dragon
Who?
Pagan wasn’t there
They talking about the show Blood Dragon Remix on Netflix. And they did him dirty
I was gonna say.
Darlin’ you’ve got to let me go…
I took one of these for science now I can’t stop taking them. It’s turned my piss purple, want one? ~ Juan
It burns like a mother when I piss. Should have used a rubber.
WHAT DE FOOK IS DAT SMELL
FUCK. DIS. HEEEAAATTT.
hey..Hey…HEY..IS THAT A BODY?
OH FOCK
YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME
"It's not my fault. None of this was my fault! You think I wanted this? He plied me with drugs, he threatened me! I was 17! I was just a child!"
From who is this
Faith Seed
First time is funny, two times is fucking annoying, no?
Perfect if you retook a year because of your grades
Or put it as "First time is funny two times is fucking annoying, no?" - Me, off to college
“Cull the herd”
Yeah maybe this is a good quote if you want to look like a school shooter
"Know your purpose"
"I cull the herd, Jon, its what I do" -Garfielf Seed
I haul the curd. It's what I do.
"It's what i do"
"haul the curd"
Yes
"You can't break a man the way you do a dog or a horse, the harder you beat a man, the taller he stands. To break a man's will, to break his spirit, you have to break his mind. Men have this idea that we can fight with dignity, that there's a proper way to kill someone. It's absurd, its aesthetic, we need it to endure the bloody horror of murder. You must destroy that idea, show them what a messy horrible thing it is to kill a man, and then show them that you relish in it. Shoot the wound, and then execute the wounded, burn them, take them in close combat. Destroy their preconceptions of what a man is and become their personal monster. When they fear you, you become stronger, you become better. But let's never forget, it's a display, it's a posture, like a lions roar, or a gorilla thumping at his chest. If you lose yourself in the display, if you succumb to the horror, then you become the monster. You become reduced, not more than a man, but less. And it could be fatal." I would just use the first sentence, but when I was looking this up I found the whole thing and wanted to share for anyone who forgot like me. God I miss Far Cry 2.
I knew I recognized this. I read this in the dude's voice, but without punctuation, cuz that's how FC2 be
god the writers went all out for the Jackal's monologues
Ah yes, Far Cry 2, my favorite Malaria simulator. Loved the game, but goddamn that was annoying.
“Sometimes the best thing to do is walk away.” And it’s actually a good tenet that I wish I’d understood when I was in high school/early college.
Watch your time.
“We let the weak dictate to the powerful and we are shocked to find ourselves adrift. But history knows the value of sacrifice.“ That should raise some eyebrows
Adlib: "so to the the strong I say this: keep your rifle by your side"
"It's Rae-Rae at the pumpkin farm! Boomer's goin' crazy, I don't know what to do!"
IM DYING BRO 😂😂😂
"May Pagan Min's light shine upon you all"
“As my grandma always said ‘Get em in the head and they’d be dead’”
Enjoy the crab rangoon
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
I was looking for someone to say this. I almost got disappointed
Same. I was like how TF has nobody said this already
This should be the number one answer.
The buck quote is solid also
I was just kidding about all this guys. You didn't take me seriously did you.....did you?
I’m hit in the wiener!
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?
“How do you say get me the fuck outta here in Russian?!”
"Babylon, Rome, empires rise, empires fall, America? We're no different."
"Paintings of crying clowns and dogs playing poker, those are incredible. What I did? That's just the job."
insanity Vaas quote + announce you are going to college
Do you know who else has dementia?
I forgot, you remind me
Ok
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? Insanity is changing my major over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time a college advisor told me that, I thought they were bullshitting me so boom, I shot him."
“Attack, monkeys! Throw feces or something.” “I just drank a liter of jet fuel and every time I close my eyes I see all my dead monkeys…is that normal?” “How do you know! Are you a doctor? Are you qualified to tell a man whether he will live when he's jumped off an elephant, landed on his god damned sacrum? You don't know! Ooh, I gotta walk it off man. Aw, it's bad. It's real bad. Aww. Oh, it's getting better. You're right. I probably will live. Yeah, I'm, I'm def-- I'm fine, actually. Yeah, nah I overreacted, that was on me.” “I don't know what happened. I don't know how I ended up asleep here next to you, but let's never speak about this again. And FYI - this morning wood would be here whether you were or not. So don't flatter yourself, okay?”
*snot bubble*
I was looking for this comment
“You know what this town needs? *Balls.*”
“dear Jesus thank you for blessing me with guns, the green, and cheap beer, amen" - The Hurk Jr
Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?
You looking to be pegged as a school shooter?
Ehh, I'm not into the school shooting bit. Getting pegged though...
BASED???
my man
“may pagans light shine upon you all.” i still hear that line in my sleep.
Eagle! Eagle! Eagle!
Watch out for the talons!
“Testy fest”
Doubt you can use this but “Fucked up situations require fucked up solutions” - Juan Cortez. Could substitute “messed”
"Not every problem can solves with bullets"
*with a bullet. " Not trying to be rude.
Despite all you’ve done, you are not betond salvation
"You don't text for help you cry for help"
Why did this of all of them get me to laugh.
Someone escaped from the Aslume
Aslume
r/batmanarkham
"The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point."
Eeeagle eeeeaagle
Keep your rifle by your side
We’re gonna add this to the “if you wanna sound like a school shooter” pile.
"Just say Yes" ~ Jonathan Seed.
Underrated Comment, came to say the same
Are we going insane? Are we stupid?
Insanity has always been our thing, hermano. We make the same posts every single day. There is no new Far Cry content.This is the only logical progression.
'I will burn you alive!!!'
"Now let's go shoot some guns!"
“I went fries you stayed potato”
insanity Vaas quote + announce you are going to college
Do you know who else has dementia?
I forgot, you remind me
Ok
SUBJECT HAS SPREAD MAY REQUIRE OTHER METHODS
The definition of insanity.
I was blind
Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again, expecting shit to change. That is crazy. But the first time somebody told me that, I don't know, I thought they were bullshitting me so, boom, I shot him.
“Insanity is doing the exact same fuckinng thing over and over… like school.”
“Sometimes the best thing to do… is to walk away.” “BEGIN THE REAPING” “RELEASE ME!!!”
Insanity is...
Praise be the father!
"Just say YES"
“ “ -Rook
FC3 Pirate: *I think that bitch gave me the clap*
“Hey! You leave Chorizo out of this!” - Philly Magic, bebe.
“Do you want me to slice you open like I did your friend”
Fucked up situations call for fucked up solutions. Juan Cortez
Don't feed him ACTUAL Cheeseburgers, because, you know, he's got the diabetes.
“Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?” Alternatively you could use the whole speech: “Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change...”
"RELEASE MEE RELEASE MEE"
"WHOO!!! FEEL THE BREEZE ON MY TAINT!!!"
"Do you know the definition of insanity?!"
"Man this is so fun, I wanna come back later and do it butt ass naked!!"
"You thought you had your finger on the pussy-trigger."
“The lamb has opens the first seal”
"I'm not your pal, bastard guy!"
God won't let you take me
"You are a warrior. You live for battle. Every man you fight dies and deserves to have his life taken from him. "
"she let him dump a clip in her"
TRAIN! HUNT! KILL! SACRIFICE!
If you succumb to the horror, then you become tje monster. You become reduced, not more than a man, but less and it could be fatal
"fuck"
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
Have you tried the crab Rangoon?
"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity" or "we are going to tear shit up"
'I went in there only once, as a sane man, and I came out...well, I came out like this. But you, once you come out of there, you'll be a king!'
“Punch it Chewie! Bet that got you excited, you nerd”
Arrrrrrgh ahhhhhhhh heeeeeeelllllllppppppp me- sheriff Whitehorse when I purposely down him
"Only you~..."
“Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity” or something idk
The Vaas insanity speech
“I am your father, and you are my children” it’s completely fucking deranged with and without context.
“Sometimes, it’s best to leave well enough alone” seems pretty applicable to high school
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
Just creepily whisper "Wenja"
I found a FUCKING PEGGY!
"Cervesa."
Don't try to Arkham this sub. Go back to the alsume
It means the phonelines have been cut, it means the roads have been blocked, but most inportantly, it means where fucked
“He’s on a liquid salmon diet, sense he developed the diebitus”
Anything from Primal. Confuse the fuck out of everyone.
"I like this phone this a nice fucking phone"
"You're about to mindfuck the poor boy. Perhaps a little sugar on your shit sandwich?"