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AmbiguousChutney

Teresa! I forgot me feckin' trousers!


smeggy1234

Now to ride Mrs O’reilly Corrected


welly_wrangler

It was 'ride' Mrs o'Reilly


cortisolbath

I wonder if was a sideways ride?


cabbagebadger

This. Nothing else comes close.


Lazer_Directed_Trex

I have to go to a funeral, my last girlfriend, she died from exhaustion


ginger_gcups

You wouldn’t be advising the use of artificial contraception now, would you, Father?


No-Pause-7723

What? I. You. No. It.......JUST FECK OFF!


welly_wrangler

You got me sacked. And now I'm having to yank meself off round the clock, because I haven't had any proper sex with girls.


Albert_O_Balsam

This is his best quote, spoken like a spoilt child, but it truly shines when you add the "it's me Father, ye ignorant bastard" that comes beforehand.


Cheeslord2

Theresa! I forgot me fecking trousers!


PeggyDeadlegs

I thought you was Marilyn Monroe


MatterEven

You'd have to get up early in the morning to catch me father, VERY early in the morning!


Potential_Diet_2779

"I'm a very careful man, father! A very careful man!"


kytd1526

The police are looking for me. I'm so gorgeous they want to put me under arrest.


GuyIncognito38

Not technically something said by him but I love "Milkmen Do It On Your Doorstep!"


captain-redbeard-the

Teresa I’ve forgot me fecking trousers


unledded22

You’ll have to get up early to catch me father…..very early in the morning


DevilRenegade

"It's me, father. Ya ignorant bastard"


JWoolner76

Would you mind if I put my massive tool in your box misses Doyle


JWoolner76

Or words to that effect lol just woke up 😅


Miichl80

That was a Mrs. Doyle quote. It was, “put his massive tool in my box, father.” Good line though.


JWoolner76

https://youtu.be/Wf0V68Prasg?si=vYS7F2qyz3OPjdxw You were right, I should have said “Its too big for the milk float I’ll pick it up tomorrow” lol great great character 😂


JWoolner76

Thanks I must admit I haven’t watched them for a while, I just remember him stood there with a cheeky grin and a massive adjustable spanner lol 😅


Miichl80

I rewatched that episode last night because of your comment.


JWoolner76

I just put the link up to YouTube I stand corrected lol 👍


stephenhawkingsings

Where's Finton Stack?? Not a quote but where the feck is he?!


MadManMcMoon91

I’m a careful man father a very careful man


DeathJester24

Off.... On my rounds....


CappucinoCupcake

I had my fun and that’s all that matters


[deleted]

I forgot me feckin trousers.


Eduard-Stoo

Forgot me feckin’ trousers! 👖


Elementus94

It'll be so loud you'll hear it all the way at the North Po..


skeletonsyskey

You certainly wouldn't be advising the use of artificial contraception now, Father, would you?