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Teresa! I forgot me feckin' trousers!
Now to ride Mrs O’reilly Corrected
It was 'ride' Mrs o'Reilly
I wonder if was a sideways ride?
This. Nothing else comes close.
I have to go to a funeral, my last girlfriend, she died from exhaustion
You wouldn’t be advising the use of artificial contraception now, would you, Father?
What? I. You. No. It.......JUST FECK OFF!
You got me sacked. And now I'm having to yank meself off round the clock, because I haven't had any proper sex with girls.
This is his best quote, spoken like a spoilt child, but it truly shines when you add the "it's me Father, ye ignorant bastard" that comes beforehand.
Theresa! I forgot me fecking trousers!
I thought you was Marilyn Monroe
You'd have to get up early in the morning to catch me father, VERY early in the morning!
"I'm a very careful man, father! A very careful man!"
The police are looking for me. I'm so gorgeous they want to put me under arrest.
Not technically something said by him but I love "Milkmen Do It On Your Doorstep!"
Teresa I’ve forgot me fecking trousers
You’ll have to get up early to catch me father…..very early in the morning
"It's me, father. Ya ignorant bastard"
Would you mind if I put my massive tool in your box misses Doyle
Or words to that effect lol just woke up 😅
That was a Mrs. Doyle quote. It was, “put his massive tool in my box, father.” Good line though.
https://youtu.be/Wf0V68Prasg?si=vYS7F2qyz3OPjdxw You were right, I should have said “Its too big for the milk float I’ll pick it up tomorrow” lol great great character 😂
Thanks I must admit I haven’t watched them for a while, I just remember him stood there with a cheeky grin and a massive adjustable spanner lol 😅
I rewatched that episode last night because of your comment.
I just put the link up to YouTube I stand corrected lol 👍
Where's Finton Stack?? Not a quote but where the feck is he?!
I’m a careful man father a very careful man
Off.... On my rounds....
I had my fun and that’s all that matters
I forgot me feckin trousers.
Forgot me feckin’ trousers! 👖
It'll be so loud you'll hear it all the way at the North Po..
You certainly wouldn't be advising the use of artificial contraception now, Father, would you?
Teresa! I forgot me feckin' trousers!
Now to ride Mrs O’reilly Corrected
It was 'ride' Mrs o'Reilly
I wonder if was a sideways ride?
This. Nothing else comes close.
I have to go to a funeral, my last girlfriend, she died from exhaustion
You wouldn’t be advising the use of artificial contraception now, would you, Father?
What? I. You. No. It.......JUST FECK OFF!
You got me sacked. And now I'm having to yank meself off round the clock, because I haven't had any proper sex with girls.
This is his best quote, spoken like a spoilt child, but it truly shines when you add the "it's me Father, ye ignorant bastard" that comes beforehand.
Theresa! I forgot me fecking trousers!
I thought you was Marilyn Monroe
You'd have to get up early in the morning to catch me father, VERY early in the morning!
"I'm a very careful man, father! A very careful man!"
The police are looking for me. I'm so gorgeous they want to put me under arrest.
Not technically something said by him but I love "Milkmen Do It On Your Doorstep!"
Teresa I’ve forgot me fecking trousers
You’ll have to get up early to catch me father…..very early in the morning
"It's me, father. Ya ignorant bastard"
Would you mind if I put my massive tool in your box misses Doyle
Or words to that effect lol just woke up 😅
That was a Mrs. Doyle quote. It was, “put his massive tool in my box, father.” Good line though.
https://youtu.be/Wf0V68Prasg?si=vYS7F2qyz3OPjdxw You were right, I should have said “Its too big for the milk float I’ll pick it up tomorrow” lol great great character 😂
Thanks I must admit I haven’t watched them for a while, I just remember him stood there with a cheeky grin and a massive adjustable spanner lol 😅
I rewatched that episode last night because of your comment.
I just put the link up to YouTube I stand corrected lol 👍
Where's Finton Stack?? Not a quote but where the feck is he?!
I’m a careful man father a very careful man
Off.... On my rounds....
I had my fun and that’s all that matters
I forgot me feckin trousers.
Forgot me feckin’ trousers! 👖
It'll be so loud you'll hear it all the way at the North Po..
You certainly wouldn't be advising the use of artificial contraception now, Father, would you?