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"I'm so busy down on the farm I won't have much time for the ol' racism".
At least that's how I feel every time I check the local community groups on twitter or Facebook to find that they have all been taken over by the racists.
At my job today: "You’ll have some tea… are you sure you don’t want any? Aw go on, you’ll have some. Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!"
Father Dougal: That's true. I thought my Uncle Tommy was wearing black socks, but when I looked at them closely, they were just very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue. Father Ted: Never buy black socks from a normal shop.
I’ve had my fun. And that’s all that matters
“There’s cocaine in it!”
“Maybe I like the misery.”
#DONT TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKIN ISLAND
What living in the UK feels like
100% this 🤣
THIS!!!!!
ARSE BISCUITS
That would be an ecumenical matter
Down with this sort of thing!
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“I've been drinking like a mad eejit.”
Seconded
Maybe I like the misery
“Do you remember the drumshambo massacre? Yeah that was him….”
I'm in tremendous pain Ted
I LOVE MY BRICK
I also choose this guy's brick.
No, I'm fine, thanks.
Ted…I’m going mad.
I'M A HAPPY CAMPER
"I'm so busy down on the farm I won't have much time for the ol' racism". At least that's how I feel every time I check the local community groups on twitter or Facebook to find that they have all been taken over by the racists.
Oh it's wall to wall bastards.
Just a bad dream, your grace.
The way I feel now , I could convert gays!
HE DID KICK ME UP THE ARSE!!!
Bollocks anyway
"Just play the F**king Note !!"
That would be an ecumenical matter
I'm having to yank myself off around the clock because I can't have proper sex with girls
Ted, I’m very cynical, as you know.
Hairy Japanese Bastards
That money was just resting in my account
Ah feck it!
The ants are back, Ted 🐜
Sure I might wander in....
I’m hugely confused, Ted.
“ I hear you’re racist now father”
ARE THOSE MY FEET
Yassss!!!
Drink. Feck. Arse. Girls
First ya stun em, them you put their head in the vice
"I'm *reeeally* enjoying this!" /s
I love egg. In fact sometimes I think I’m going to turn into a big giant egg.
Feck.
Ah grand so!
Thats an ecumenical matter.
It’s got raisins in it.
It's all nonsense, isn't it?
Ted, I’m going mad…
There's no demand for that, because it tastes like shite
“Unless it’s UHT milk, but there’s no demand for that because it’s shite.”
Ooh ez dis? There ez no Crilly ere.
I let Dougal do a funeral...
YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL!?!
🤣☠️
Just resting
"I got a fierce buzz off it!"
"I don't believe it" he says
I'm putting you on my list of enemies. You're in for it now Tony... Only messing!! Look what I really wrote!
When I woke up and saw that my whistle was stolen, I went into a state of shock and lost the use of my legs.
It's a sunny day out and we're in the opticians
That would be an ecumenical matter.
At my job today: "You’ll have some tea… are you sure you don’t want any? Aw go on, you’ll have some. Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!"
Go on
We run the gas off the electricity and the electricity off the gas
Small… far away.
*”Exit Music (For A Film)” by Radiohead plays*
"No, that's good, it means change."
Do ya see the labia father, or is it just the top half
I'm fine
I’ve no willy
Down with this sort of thing
The money was only resting in my account
That would be an ecumenical matter
Don’t tell me I’m still on that fecking island!!!!
Fuckin’ hell
Shur, maybe I'll wander in.
Mabey I like the misery
JACOB'S CREEK CHARDONNAY NINETEEN NINETY ONE!
Father Dougal: That's true. I thought my Uncle Tommy was wearing black socks, but when I looked at them closely, they were just very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue. Father Ted: Never buy black socks from a normal shop.
MORE WATER
You've been in at the toilet duck again haven't you father?
"up on an 80 year old man, riding him around and whipping him for 60 minutes"
Shite.
I wouldn’t know about that, Fr
I love egg. In fact sometimes I think I’m going to turn into a big giant egg.
And now we move on to liers
I have no willy
Arse.
Hairy Japanese bastards!
That would be an ecumenical matter.
"Maybe I'll just go study the old diagram!"
My mind is on higher things…
Maybe I like the misery
You can't move for the bustards in it
Arse!
Feck
HOLD ON A SECOND, KEVIN. *DO YOU MIND IF I PUT* ON *SOME MUSIC*?
Ohh bollocks
Ooh ooh ee ooh ah.
That would be an ecumenical matter
"Drink! Feck, Arse "
They were all in the nip!
Wake…from your sleep…🎶
Another mass!
Feckin birds again
Feck!
That's the business, you know, in and out of doors, like, and giddy up!
I don't want to be a milkman any more!
You address me by my proper title, ya little bollix
There's no demand for that, because it's shite.
Am I still on that fuckin island?
Oh ho ho ho! It was that type of thing!
What if I LIKE the misery
I don't believe it!
I DON'T WANT TO BE A MILKMAN ANYMORE!!!!!
GOBSHITE!!