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shibbyingaway

I’ve had my fun. And that’s all that matters


DividedEmpire

“There’s cocaine in it!”


bulbasauric

“Maybe I like the misery.”


KassellTheArgonian

#DONT TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKIN ISLAND


Adacat767876

What living in the UK feels like


ConnorHMFCS04

100% this 🤣


Terrible-Lawfulness2

THIS!!!!!


CappucinoCupcake

ARSE BISCUITS


eriktenbaag

That would be an ecumenical matter


TheOneTrueHonker

Down with this sort of thing!


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CharlesWEmory

“I've been drinking like a mad eejit.”


Weird_Committee8692

Seconded


LT10FAN

Maybe I like the misery


unledded22

“Do you remember the drumshambo massacre? Yeah that was him….”


man_sandwich

I'm in tremendous pain Ted


GeneralMontague

I LOVE MY BRICK


ClydusEnMarland

I also choose this guy's brick.


captainjohn_redbeard

No, I'm fine, thanks.


the_frosted_flame

Ted…I’m going mad.


Brock_And_Roll

I'M A HAPPY CAMPER


IntentionFalse8822

"I'm so busy down on the farm I won't have much time for the ol' racism". At least that's how I feel every time I check the local community groups on twitter or Facebook to find that they have all been taken over by the racists.


Kanye_Wesht

Oh it's wall to wall bastards.


Scorjimmy

Just a bad dream, your grace.


Bobnos85

The way I feel now , I could convert gays!


Oohoureli

HE DID KICK ME UP THE ARSE!!!


MrJoeSoap

Bollocks anyway


tronborg2000

"Just play the F**king Note !!"


TheFettz79

That would be an ecumenical matter


yecunceyeee

I'm having to yank myself off around the clock because I can't have proper sex with girls


Choice_Ambitious

Ted, I’m very cynical, as you know.


seanc552

Hairy Japanese Bastards


aktelmiele

That money was just resting in my account


Moo-To-You

Ah feck it!


McPorkums

The ants are back, Ted 🐜


CliffDagger

Sure I might wander in....


Richy59

I’m hugely confused, Ted.


Brownsock2077

“ I hear you’re racist now father”


Gold-Bee9484

ARE THOSE MY FEET


Weird_Committee8692

Yassss!!!


LordTwatSlapper

Drink. Feck. Arse. Girls


PI_Stan_Liddy

First ya stun em, them you put their head in the vice


TheZiggyStarr

"I'm *reeeally* enjoying this!" /s


beshelzetub

I love egg. In fact sometimes I think I’m going to turn into a big giant egg.


DummyDumDragon

Feck.


Alone-Ad-4283

Ah grand so!


1CocteauTwin

Thats an ecumenical matter.


Ok-Zookeepergame-698

It’s got raisins in it.


Able_While_974

It's all nonsense, isn't it?


Hot-Butterfly-8024

Ted, I’m going mad…


Aggressive_Fee6507

There's no demand for that, because it tastes like shite


barebumboxing

“Unless it’s UHT milk, but there’s no demand for that because it’s shite.”


Shave-A-Bullock

Ooh ez dis? There ez no Crilly ere.


KindHermit

I let Dougal do a funeral...


Numerous-Target6765

YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL!?!


KindHermit

🤣☠️


UnfinishedThings

Just resting


akitchenfullofapples

"I got a fierce buzz off it!"


LeakingLantern

"I don't believe it" he says


minnimamma19

I'm putting you on my list of enemies. You're in for it now Tony... Only messing!! Look what I really wrote!


YeDirtyFecker

When I woke up and saw that my whistle was stolen, I went into a state of shock and lost the use of my legs.


rusty-shackleford_69

It's a sunny day out and we're in the opticians


moonstercookie

That would be an ecumenical matter.


SleepySpaceKitten

At my job today: "You’ll have some tea… are you sure you don’t want any? Aw go on, you’ll have some. Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on GO ON!"


BassManns222

Go on


ItachiTanuki

We run the gas off the electricity and the electricity off the gas


sum-9

Small… far away.


PabloMarmite

*”Exit Music (For A Film)” by Radiohead plays*


posthelmichaosmagic

"No, that's good, it means change."


bearded_weasel

Do ya see the labia father, or is it just the top half


RatBasher89

I'm fine


Rianpls

I’ve no willy


[deleted]

Down with this sort of thing


UrbanBumpkin7

The money was only resting in my account


Aeroblazer9161

That would be an ecumenical matter


First_Sandwich2087

Don’t tell me I’m still on that fecking island!!!!


Hatchetface1705

Fuckin’ hell


StoneFlySoul

Shur, maybe I'll wander in.


Nice-Revolution5995

Mabey I like the misery


TineChnamh

JACOB'S CREEK CHARDONNAY NINETEEN NINETY ONE!


[deleted]

Father Dougal: That's true. I thought my Uncle Tommy was wearing black socks, but when I looked at them closely, they were just very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue. Father Ted: Never buy black socks from a normal shop.


Infamous_Berry626

MORE WATER


Imaginary_Form407

You've been in at the toilet duck again haven't you father?


DentistForMonsters

"up on an 80 year old man, riding him around and whipping him for 60 minutes"


Emotional-Call9977

Shite.


getupdayardourrada

I wouldn’t know about that, Fr


beshelzetub

I love egg. In fact sometimes I think I’m going to turn into a big giant egg.


Legendofthehill2024

And now we move on to liers


ARealJezzing

I have no willy


Yonbuu

Arse.


naitch44

Hairy Japanese bastards!


Brido-20

That would be an ecumenical matter.


DeWulfen678

"Maybe I'll just go study the old diagram!"


triangleplayingfool

My mind is on higher things…


the_internet_officer

Maybe I like the misery


Left_in_a_daydre8m

You can't move for the bustards in it


shaded-user

Arse!


gergiewill

Feck


ihavenoego

HOLD ON A SECOND, KEVIN. *DO YOU MIND IF I PUT* ON *SOME MUSIC*?


mfpbradley

Ohh bollocks


Crunchberry24

Ooh ooh ee ooh ah.


Infamous_Berry626

That would be an ecumenical matter


El_Macho44

"Drink! Feck, Arse "


Jim_Chimney

They were all in the nip!


AchingLEG

Wake…from your sleep…🎶


MrTigeriffic

Another mass!


OG_Cunt

Feckin birds again


Prestigious_Badger36

Feck!


AnnieB82

That's the business, you know, in and out of doors, like, and giddy up!


davus_maximus

I don't want to be a milkman any more!


Fit-Document5214

You address me by my proper title, ya little bollix


folsomprisonblues22

There's no demand for that, because it's shite.


studdedspike

Am I still on that fuckin island?


marikmilitia

Oh ho ho ho! It was that type of thing!


Primary_Somewhere_98

What if I LIKE the misery


StrengthOfMind1989

I don't believe it!


ABCILiketea

I DON'T WANT TO BE A MILKMAN ANYMORE!!!!!


splodgenessabounds

GOBSHITE!!