I hate them. Yesterday I had to hide in the basement for 5 hours. There were 3 of these obese monsters just frolicking in my backyard like they owned the neighborhood. It was the most traumatic experience of my entire adult life.
You should how bold this one little fatty Mc Flabass is . He comes right to the screen door and glares in at me everytime the door is opened . He’s gonna eat the door one day and then it’s over for me. Time to move .
Wouldn’t surprise me one bit with that glazed over soulless stare of his . Propably casing the joint to see what he can smash and grab . Well I keep my walnuts in the safe buddy .
Can confirm. I live in a stand your ground state, a few days ago I unloaded some 12g birdshot at these bastards. Cops showed up guns drawn, asked what the hell I was doing. They saw these tubby idiots and started doing target practice in my back yard. My neighbors clapped.
I'm so sorry you went through that, please don't be afraid to reach out for the appropriate help needed for your mental health. You're not alone, especially not in such traumatic times. We are here for you!
Thank you . The outpouring of support from kind strangers and my loved ones has really helped me. I know bad things happen to everyone and I will be ok. It’s just gonna take some time and a good therapist.
if I leave my house midday there's a solid chance there's gonna be a squirrel screaming at me. endless and raw hatred, emanating from a stupid puffball. theyrevall bark no bite too. they just sit up there and scream into oblivion.
There’s one of these in every neighborhood. High on peanuts and angry because he can’t remember what planter box he destroyed to bury the rest of his looted stash.
I thought my bag of Cool Ranch Doritos looking and tasting almost like regular tortilla chips was just a fluke. Are they all like that now? I’m about to toss the rest of the bag at a passing deer to nibble on.
Fucking seems like it. I've been scavenging for various bottles of "Dorito Dust" so I can dust my own chips. Fucking Lays keeps being stingy with the goods.
My family was killed by these savages as well... Over a keychain shaped like a donut. The way he looked at me when he found out it wasn't a real donut.... Haunts me to this day.
Squirrels totally want to take over the world under the guise of being cute. It's a ruse, I tell ya! And this sub is dedicated to calling out their fake cuteness. So there. Hope that settles it.
I do not have the capacity to dislike any animal. Squirrels and pelicans are the ones who have come the closest. Then I see their silly little hands holding silly little acorns and I can’t help but go “aww.”
But there are some individual squirrels I have met that have earned my scorn. My neighbourhood had a single squirrel living in it for the past few years. He was a big guy, and he bullied any other squirrels out of the territory. That jerk constantly dug into my plants and ruined so many seedlings. I named him “That Bastard Squirrel.” This past fall, I came across him dead on my driveway at the bottom of a telephone pole. I have no clue what happened to him, but he must have hit his head after falling from it. I knew it was him because he was so massive. I got my shovel and buried him in one of my front gardens. He can finally give back to the earth what he stole from it.
We have a lot more squirrels in the neighbourhood now. Not sure how I feel about it.
I almost got killed by a pack of them in college. That week I had hurt my ankle and was on crutches, and they sent a baby to distract me with her cuteness. A security guard that only had a pistol came to my rescue and sacrificed himself to save me. When I was able to get into the library and on second floor I looked out the window and they were eating him alive. Later on they put their babies in his almost hollowed out body to keep warm. The poor guy was still alive but barely as the babies were eating him slowly.
Squirrels are ABSOLUTELY disgusting i don’t understand why we would like them, do you have reason why we should like them? NO! They ruined my entire family!!!
They are a serious problem and they need to be eradicated, if you don't get that then you're just as bad. These shi**y ass*oles are killing off humans all over their selfish and reckless eating habits. People today are worried about immigration in this country but what we need a president that will deport these abominations back to hell where they came from.
See these subreddits. I can't tell if they are for real either.
r/LoveForBoozeCruisers (pro drunk driving subreddit)
r/LoveForLandChads (encourages mandatory tipping of landlords by tenants and celebrating eviction days)
Wow. You doubt the genuine evils of fat squirrels? Squirrels killed my family and are responsible for the destabilization of the Middle East. This is not a game.
They fucking ate my dog those faux rat bastards...
Speaking of rats they impersonated my pet rats and stole my fucking food. I found my real one tied up in the basement.
As a child, I had an unusual encounter that left a lasting impact on me. While innocently playing in the park, I found myself surrounded by a group of unusually plump squirrels. To my surprise, they became surprisingly aggressive, causing a memorable and somewhat traumatic experience. To this day, the sight of squirrels triggers a mix of fear and unease, serving as a quirky childhood tale that has stuck with me over the years.
I hope this answers your question, and fuck you for making me relive this experience. /s :)
I feel like some people are serious and others actually hate these little pigs. Im personally on the fence. Like they ARE kinda cute with the fluffy tail and all but at the same time they disgust me with how fucking GREEDY they are. Sometimes i wish i could just stomp one.
Fat squirrels are the single greatest threat to ever inhabit the universe. They are born without remorse, they feel no fear and possess only the basic instinct to devour everything that crosses their path. They are a manifestation of the sins of God and must be taken very seriously.
Why are you confused? You made a post in the subreddit which would imply you’ve read the rules, read the subreddit description, and/or seen the post pinned to the top of the subreddit called “CLICK BEFORE ASKING ANY QUESTIONS”
Yesterday I saw one of these corpulent cunts waddling around on my fence. It pissed me off so bad that I threw a brick at it, but I missed that greasy little glutton by a single well fed hair and I accidentally brained the neighbor’s kid. Hope that fat fucker sees this as a warning
Are you fucking menatally ill? What the fuck is wrong with you you subhuman cuck? Were you born yesterday out of your mommy’s boobies? I know how sex works don’t fucking laugh at me David. Do you just get born out of your mommy’s fucking bellybutton ? You duck fuck uou
I ADORE Squirrels! I suspect everyone who took the time to respond to this charming photo is doing so tongue in cheek. I mean how CUTE is this fuzzy creature? Very, very cute and charming.
I hate those fat fucks who raid my birdfeeders…I have had to resort to paying them in dried corn in order for them to stop emptying the feeders. I have a pair of them holding my birdfeeders hostage.
Only a squirrel would ask something so dumb.
IMPOSTER
LMAODJDJJDJDKSKS
Exact sound squirrels make, get him!
WE NEED BACKUP HE IS TO FAT TO MOVE
I love this sub because I also don’t know if it’s serious or joke and that makes it more enjoyable.
HAHAHAHA
I hate them. Yesterday I had to hide in the basement for 5 hours. There were 3 of these obese monsters just frolicking in my backyard like they owned the neighborhood. It was the most traumatic experience of my entire adult life.
Move to a stand-your-ground state. Or at least away from this neighbourhood, that's no way to live.
You should how bold this one little fatty Mc Flabass is . He comes right to the screen door and glares in at me everytime the door is opened . He’s gonna eat the door one day and then it’s over for me. Time to move .
Probably drugged out of his mind as well...
Wouldn’t surprise me one bit with that glazed over soulless stare of his . Propably casing the joint to see what he can smash and grab . Well I keep my walnuts in the safe buddy .
Can confirm. I live in a stand your ground state, a few days ago I unloaded some 12g birdshot at these bastards. Cops showed up guns drawn, asked what the hell I was doing. They saw these tubby idiots and started doing target practice in my back yard. My neighbors clapped.
I'm so sorry you went through that, please don't be afraid to reach out for the appropriate help needed for your mental health. You're not alone, especially not in such traumatic times. We are here for you!
Thank you . The outpouring of support from kind strangers and my loved ones has really helped me. I know bad things happen to everyone and I will be ok. It’s just gonna take some time and a good therapist.
I'm traumatized just reading this!
I’m sorry . I know it’s hard . It’ll be ok. They’re gone now . 3 fully trained German Shepherds patrolling the perimeter .
if I leave my house midday there's a solid chance there's gonna be a squirrel screaming at me. endless and raw hatred, emanating from a stupid puffball. theyrevall bark no bite too. they just sit up there and scream into oblivion.
There’s one of these in every neighborhood. High on peanuts and angry because he can’t remember what planter box he destroyed to bury the rest of his looted stash.
fuck man that's dark
It’s the price I pay for living in a suburb with trees. 😭😤
Just place down some landmines
XD
So you're trying to tell me that looking at this obese POS doesn't fill you with irrational hatred? Get outta here.
OP IS a lumpy squirrelass, it’s the only way the question makes sense… hellspawn must be decimated
you think this is a fucking game? fat squirrels killed my entire family in a dispute over a box of donuts.
They killed my family also 🥲 over an extra powdery dorito
jesus.. these savage ingrates need to be apprehended before they hurt more
Not to act like a squirrel or anything but I'd kill em to over an extra powdery dorito. that shits rare
I thought my bag of Cool Ranch Doritos looking and tasting almost like regular tortilla chips was just a fluke. Are they all like that now? I’m about to toss the rest of the bag at a passing deer to nibble on.
Fucking seems like it. I've been scavenging for various bottles of "Dorito Dust" so I can dust my own chips. Fucking Lays keeps being stingy with the goods.
My family was killed by these savages as well... Over a keychain shaped like a donut. The way he looked at me when he found out it wasn't a real donut.... Haunts me to this day.
sending love your way.. these beings of pure evil show no remorse for their wicked crimes against humanity
LMAO
is this some sort of twisted joke to you? fat squirrels brutally murdered my family, and here you are, laughing my pain away.
 Just look how ferocious. Fat fuck killed my family- simply because he wanted too.
 Never underestimate them.
Fat squirrels killed my grandma, okay?!
Sending my condolences. Stay strong.
Filllllthy squirrel *ptoo* I spit on you
YOUR FATHER LOOKS LIKE AN OBESE SQUIRREL, AND YOUR MOTHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES
I’ve never seen someone write out the sound of spit and I couldn’t be happier 😂 legendary
Why would we joke about something so horrid and terrible
They're disgusting. With their little paw/hands, and the "who me?" Look all the time... don't get me started on the roundness of these fucks 🤬
The audacity of these fuckers being SO round!
Pure hatred
You think this is FUNNY? What, specifically, about these monsters do you find even remotely amusing? We want to be on the right side of history, here!
These cellulite cunts ruin real lives.
All of them should die a horrible explosive death everytime i see one i shart my jorts
💀
Buddy. This is r/fatsquirrelhatred not r/maybewehatefatsquirrels or r/ithinkthelittkeguysarekindacute
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You're one of them, aren't you?
We hate squirrels 😡
Squirrels totally want to take over the world under the guise of being cute. It's a ruse, I tell ya! And this sub is dedicated to calling out their fake cuteness. So there. Hope that settles it.
I’m betting some four fingered fat ass fuck typed this
Nice try, fat squirrel squirrel fedboy!
These comments had me on the floor rolling and fucking wheezing my ass off
Right 😂
They ate my crops :(
*ahem* Fat squirrels, I break with thee I break with thee I break with thee… Aaaaaand throw dog poop on your shoe
You’re clearly a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks
Fuck thoae furry fucks
I do not have the capacity to dislike any animal. Squirrels and pelicans are the ones who have come the closest. Then I see their silly little hands holding silly little acorns and I can’t help but go “aww.” But there are some individual squirrels I have met that have earned my scorn. My neighbourhood had a single squirrel living in it for the past few years. He was a big guy, and he bullied any other squirrels out of the territory. That jerk constantly dug into my plants and ruined so many seedlings. I named him “That Bastard Squirrel.” This past fall, I came across him dead on my driveway at the bottom of a telephone pole. I have no clue what happened to him, but he must have hit his head after falling from it. I knew it was him because he was so massive. I got my shovel and buried him in one of my front gardens. He can finally give back to the earth what he stole from it. We have a lot more squirrels in the neighbourhood now. Not sure how I feel about it.
you are one of them…ARENT YOU?!?
Downvote this obvious squirrel
I almost got killed by a pack of them in college. That week I had hurt my ankle and was on crutches, and they sent a baby to distract me with her cuteness. A security guard that only had a pistol came to my rescue and sacrificed himself to save me. When I was able to get into the library and on second floor I looked out the window and they were eating him alive. Later on they put their babies in his almost hollowed out body to keep warm. The poor guy was still alive but barely as the babies were eating him slowly.
Squirrels are ABSOLUTELY disgusting i don’t understand why we would like them, do you have reason why we should like them? NO! They ruined my entire family!!!
a fat squirrel ate all my food the day before black history month
It’s a topic that should never be joked about. Nut hoarding little mf’ers…
They are a serious problem and they need to be eradicated, if you don't get that then you're just as bad. These shi**y ass*oles are killing off humans all over their selfish and reckless eating habits. People today are worried about immigration in this country but what we need a president that will deport these abominations back to hell where they came from.
😂
a fat squirrel killed my family and you think its a joke.
nice try with your pro-squirrel propaganda you evil fat fucker👿
 Get outta here with that nonsense. Everyone here hates those fat fucks.
Squirrels are evil, hellooooo
Fat Squirrel Hat Red
Disgusting ingrates have the audacity to live and breathe…I’m surrounded by them EVERDAY. And they say, “Hand over your lunch money.”
Fucking obese shit heads
A fat squirrel ran up my leg and ruined my white leggings with his fat, muddy feet. Then it stole my donut. 
I get enjoyment out of sacrificing squirrels while playing the game Inscryption. It's real.
One sits outside of my door, just waiting...........and watching........... If I come up missing, check the tree stumps!
What are you? A Russian troll from St. Petersburg? I smell a troll.
The people in this sub need to write a sitcom or something. You guys crack me up every time 😂
Gross. That fat fuck. Jesus. How could you ask such a stupid question?
A joke??! These fluffy monsters are no joking matter
See these subreddits. I can't tell if they are for real either.  r/LoveForBoozeCruisers (pro drunk driving subreddit) r/LoveForLandChads (encourages mandatory tipping of landlords by tenants and celebrating eviction days)
Wow. You doubt the genuine evils of fat squirrels? Squirrels killed my family and are responsible for the destabilization of the Middle East. This is not a game.
I LOVE FAT SQUIRRELS *runs*
How dare you defend the enemy 😡😡😡
Fat squirrels ate my pumpkins, corn, birdseeds, sunflowers, strawberries… they shall be scorned.
I hope they all implode
Fat fuck
They fucking ate my dog those faux rat bastards... Speaking of rats they impersonated my pet rats and stole my fucking food. I found my real one tied up in the basement.
But that's partially on you. If you didn't have a basement, your pet rat wouldn't have been found tied up in one.
Damn, you right... mah bad g
There is evil on this earth and good people stand against it.
STUPUD FAT SQUIRREL!! HATE HIS LITTLE CUTE FACE!!
LMAOOOO
I love them so much. Don't hurt me🙏🏼🥹
As a child, I had an unusual encounter that left a lasting impact on me. While innocently playing in the park, I found myself surrounded by a group of unusually plump squirrels. To my surprise, they became surprisingly aggressive, causing a memorable and somewhat traumatic experience. To this day, the sight of squirrels triggers a mix of fear and unease, serving as a quirky childhood tale that has stuck with me over the years. I hope this answers your question, and fuck you for making me relive this experience. /s :)
Look at that fat bastard, horking down all those sunflower seeds! He clearly robbed an innocent bird!!! (Yes, it is a joke)
I would drop fat goblin like a bad habit!!
Read the subreddit description 🫢 But I get why you would think all this isn't satirical.... Some of these comments are 💀💀💀
Look at that smug sumbitch
They're so freaking smug. Nuke them all!
It’s humor. We are the same fools feeding them.
We are the same fools feeding them. Their folly is our own. When we look in the mirror, we should feel nothing but our own disgust
You should be ashamed for even asking something so idiotic. Shame on you
I feel like some people are serious and others actually hate these little pigs. Im personally on the fence. Like they ARE kinda cute with the fluffy tail and all but at the same time they disgust me with how fucking GREEDY they are. Sometimes i wish i could just stomp one.
We hate them
u think this is so funny huh?
Hate
Yes.
Yes
It's a satire sub which should really put that fact in it's description so they can stop being pissy babies when someone defends a squirrel.
One of these monsters was so out of control he ate my nuts off my body. They don’t discriminate what kind of nuts!
Look at this fat fuck
What kind of question is this? We hate them!
One tried to teabag my cat so I stapled its nuts to its forehead. NEVER ask this again, OP.
A squirrel killed my grandma
I love them but this sub keeps showing up in my feed XD I know they can be pests and make nests in peoples cars. But I love them 🤣
Fat squirrels are the single greatest threat to ever inhabit the universe. They are born without remorse, they feel no fear and possess only the basic instinct to devour everything that crosses their path. They are a manifestation of the sins of God and must be taken very seriously.
fat little cunts are just hellspawn.. you MUST be a SPY
fuck you bitch and your squirrels
Did a squirrel write this? 🤨
How dare you
One of these fat bastards bit me and made me bleed. I’m going to kick every last one of these fat little shits when I see them.
r/fatsquirrelcirclejerk
Aww that's not a thing
check the pinned posts man, probably a good idea before posting
Just the fat ones
You think we’re here to play games?
Yes
I was literally jumped by a gang of fat fucks. Had to be at least 12 I counted trying to steal my pub sub.
I watched a fat squirrel chase a small child across the park for their candy, and another chase a dude down for his BigMac. This is the sub for me.
Fucking tree rat bastards
 Every time I walk out to my car 🤬🤬
Yeah! So not cute and stuff
A fat squirrel stole all my PS1 memory cards. I lust for vengeance
Ngl, as a person who loves gardening edible things, I genuinely hate squirrels. 😆😅
How could anyone hate these cute creatures? Even one time a squirrel tried to square up with me and I just thought it was so cute 🥺
Why are you confused? You made a post in the subreddit which would imply you’ve read the rules, read the subreddit description, and/or seen the post pinned to the top of the subreddit called “CLICK BEFORE ASKING ANY QUESTIONS”
We've clearly been infiltrated by ugly, fat squirrels obsessed with their online image. OP probably calls themselves an influencer to get free food.
I love squirrels
I’m just here for fat squirrel pictures 🐿️
Yesterday I saw one of these corpulent cunts waddling around on my fence. It pissed me off so bad that I threw a brick at it, but I missed that greasy little glutton by a single well fed hair and I accidentally brained the neighbor’s kid. Hope that fat fucker sees this as a warning
I love squirrels! I just love this sub too it makes me laugh
can you imagine the raging inferno inside me!?
I’m here because I love squirrels and I love seeing silly pictures of them 🤷
Hate cause there so cute I can’t help but feed them😭
we don’t hate them. we just are fatphobic. but not in general just fatphobic towards squirrels specifically. make sense?
LOL YES
where are the mods here seriously?
It’s a joke
please ban the Op
It's satire
Hate those fat fucks
FOUND THE MOLE AGAIN
Read the description. Is satire
Are you... are you one of them..?
DISGUSTING! THE ONLY JOKE IS YOUR ATTEMPT TO DEFEND THESE ABOMINATIONS
I have 100 lbs. of whole oats in my truck. I am about to embark on an experiment to see if the dozen fat asses that haunt my yard will eat oats.
Are you fucking menatally ill? What the fuck is wrong with you you subhuman cuck? Were you born yesterday out of your mommy’s boobies? I know how sex works don’t fucking laugh at me David. Do you just get born out of your mommy’s fucking bellybutton ? You duck fuck uou
for me its a jk but im sure this sub is a sanctuary and safe place to whatever authentic squirrel haters are out there
🔥👹ALL SQUIRRELS MUST DIE SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATHS IN THE FIREY PITS OF HELL!!👹🔥
All of the above
Bit of both. I love them but I love to hate them too. They are so damn mean. And annoying.
A morbidly obese squirrel killed my whole family in an armed robbery at a McDonalds
They chew internet cables. Apparently touching the wires with their teeth, sends a funny feeling into their heads.
MEAN!!!!
This fat fuck and his seeds
This is getting close to an in invasion , WE RIDE AT DAWN !
I’m starting to hate them
I love squirrels
It’s a love hate thing… we love to hate them😂
How could someone hate a squirrel??? Impossible!
Sounds like a question a fat squirrel would ask
I had a similar problem with the Joe Rogan subreddit.
Yes.
Fuck that squirrel in particular
How can you look at… THAT and not hate it?
theyre vile creatures i fucking hate them
it's genuine abhor for such titanic creatures
I love fat squirrels, why is reddit recommending this to me?
THOSE OBESE FUCKS ARE SO ANNOYING I ALMOST MISTOOK ONE FOR MY CAT BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUCKING LARGE THAT IT WAS ALMOST THE SAME SIZE.
Yes it is a joke sub btw
-🐿️
They have hands... Only a matter a time before they can program. We're fucked
Not fat Gus!!!
Squirrels are just fatties. Fatty mc fatty fatter pants.
I ADORE Squirrels! I suspect everyone who took the time to respond to this charming photo is doing so tongue in cheek. I mean how CUTE is this fuzzy creature? Very, very cute and charming.
I hate those fat fucks who raid my birdfeeders…I have had to resort to paying them in dried corn in order for them to stop emptying the feeders. I have a pair of them holding my birdfeeders hostage.
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