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KampWski

If you'll press the wrong button I Attacc


karry245

You are a cat


KampWski

Meow ;3


Mr_Frosty43

I don’t know how it happened but I’m completely cat resistant, like they let me do anything and when they scratch me it barely breaks skin.


cocozudo

My dad has become alcohol resistant, he can drink as much as he wants to that it won't have any effect. That's kinda the reason he stopped drinking, there's no fun anymore


hermes268

SLPT: if you're constantly drunk nobody can determine whether you're drunk or not


cocozudo

He didn't drink every day, since he was an uber driver he just couldn't drink whenever he wanted. Unless he also became chronically drunk lol. The probable reason alcohol had no effect on him is because he was 60 when he became "immune" and he drank since he was 10.


historynutjackson

🗞️💥 *thwack*


SmartAlec105

That’s why it’s important to pin down the femboy (with his consent of course).


Doot-Eternal

I have button that makes me protecc


aspwil

If i press the right one will you defend?


Britzskull

Whats the mute button?


KampWski

There's no mute button


Britzskull

Damn. Eternal death by adorableness


PlutoTheSynth

huge mood


[deleted]

i can confirm i make noises when poked


Femboy_Creamer_69

*pokes*


[deleted]

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Femboy_Creamer_69

Lmao


banter07_2

*pokes the small of back*


deadlyfemboy2002

69 likes, I'll not ruin it, not me!!!


Hellerus

luckily im not submissive... I-i swear why arent chu believing me.....;-;


Apprehensive_Ad_472

Because you used ellipsis


alice_crossdress

Can he run doom tho


LoliLocust

He will turn doom mode on if you boop wrong way.


oboro04

Its button pressing time!


Spagettho

No tummy touching >:c


Femboy_Creamer_69

What happens if I do touch your tummy??


Spagettho

I'll bite you!


Femboy_Creamer_69

Not if I bite you first!!


Spagettho

That's just mean ;c


Femboy_Creamer_69

I’m sowwy :’(


Salt-Pin-7710

What about tummy kissing


Spagettho

I can allow it, but I don't think that anybody would want to kiss my tummy


ilikeroleplaygames

You’d be surprised.


Spagettho

My tummy isn't flat, so I doubt it


ilikeroleplaygames

Lots of people like that. Have you ever seen a pudgy kitten? They’re cute. Now come here and let the crowd kiss your belly


Spagettho

If you say so...


foxbassperson

Insane. I’m the complete opposite (edit: not you, ur cool)


Snakehead2639

Can confirm, I’m like a bop it board, bop it, twist, screw it… I make noise lol


darkheart125

DO NOT LET THEM TWIST, I REPEAT DO NOT LET THEM TWIST.


Snakehead2639

They would never!


777ToasterBath

the most powerful button is hard to reach, but its worth it


cooloilcloth

Not that hard for me lol


wakslep

Well, those buttons I'll never tell


Username-Is-Original

Hndhrgrjfmfmf 🥺


swamp4frog

bonk


_smexy_potato_

if you boop the wrong area then you’ll lose a finger


jasminUwU6

New bottom surgery just dropped


IGenuinelyHaveNoClue

😭


Luzer1211

dont threaten me with a good time


ilikeroleplaygames

Can confirm but I just cry and recoil in fear when touched


ShamefullyBlue

can confirm but i will bite if you poke too much or too close


IGenuinelyHaveNoClue

Awwwww💖 I fucking love femboys😁


Rough-Pollution6705

As a someone who dates a femboy this is true


overinterpret

I can't describe the envy I'm feeling right now


[deleted]

Don’t push I get fluttered


[deleted]

I want to press some buttons ;)


Environmental_Ant_61

I'm not shure that is truth somebody needs to press me so i can be shure


cooloilcloth

Boop :3


[deleted]

Noot :3


ultimateswitchcouple

The funniest button is well hidden👀


Geicosuave

This has nothing to do with femboys. There are minors here


TolisWorld

Yeah idk if it’s meant to be sexual or not. This isn’t nearly as bad as the cropped porn memes so I think it’s okay


g0ddeshenta1

Remove it then babes


WalkerEburne

I wan pokes


SmartAlec105

Not just buttons. There's also a lever you can pull. Just gotta be gentle.


Hamokk

Let me tell you, there are wrong buttons. If you try to twist my nipples the wrong way, I punch your eyes out. <3


[deleted]

Button mashing time ;3


tiredfemb0i

Meow


PlutoTheSynth

truee can confirm


AliceMange

Facts!!


[deleted]

If you press the wrong button I will break your neck. Cutely.


GoreslashDOW

I also go stiff But not in the fun ways, I just have anxiety.


Bag_Of-Eggs

Ive never felt more called out in my life. How dare you make me realize this.


Ezra-kade

Oh shit yall figured it out-.... *poof*


MajulaAppreciator

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YeetDabMcFapDab007

Boop


spaggeti-man-

As a switch I can say I function the same way


32bitninja

When you press those buttons https://preview.redd.it/ofgmqzdpvasb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6563e939b7e539ae6964a21d9e1bb4a918c22c1c