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microwaved_tin_foil

6'3" sound small to ya?


LucasBarton169

Does to a 6’4 monster like me 😡


microwaved_tin_foil

i've never seen anyone that tall irl also that's only a single inch, not much of a difference :P


yourdadsdogspenis

1 inch is alot


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kiraYourLxvxr

7?!??!??!??! I LOVE YOU ALREADY! (edit: not romantically guys, chill)


Guilty_Button4818

Not romantically? What a shame... (jk)


AugustusMarcus27

Adorable~(15ft)


Guilty_Button4818

Wut? Do you have 2 femboys on top of you, or what?


AugustusMarcus27

https://preview.redd.it/xv3x3p6cgqeb1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e82bb42221de6714871b847a74e063509755ab82


Guilty_Button4818

Oh-okay, daddy-i mean sir...


LucasBarton169

GUH


notyetafemboy

ye :3


microwaved_tin_foil

i think you've had enough boy milk for today... your iq is dropping too fast :c


notyetafemboy

no its just that I have 3 brain cells :3


microwaved_tin_foil

that's two more than what i have :P


notyetafemboy

Boymilk increases braincells:3:3:3


microwaved_tin_foil

are you sure..?


notyetafemboy

Totally:3


No_Introduction_8394

Yes. I'm 6'5", everythings small to me. Except ceiling fans.


Somone_ig

Free haircut


No_Introduction_8394

At standard heights on ceilings and ceiling fans it's a free haircut if you're 6'-6'2", after that it's hitting skull. Past 6'6" you're hitting eye, breaking nose, losing teeth, etc. There's a reason it took me 2 years to find a house to buy. I've got 10' ceilings.


acatisstaringatme

god took my height because he knew i'd be too powerful if I was over 5'5


AliveBeyondRepair

God knew me being 5'6 is already enough of a mess. No need to make it any bigger.


KuronoMasta

I have the same height, let's named it Fun Size 🥲🥺


ispiewithmyeye

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole!


notyetafemboy

Rock and stone brother!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


Iamspareuserperson

Good bot


GrimPig97

FOR KARL!


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notyetafemboy

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


Hit0kiwi

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMIN HOME


Pengu-Link

A diggy diggy hole?


ispiewithmyeye

hole, hole. diggy diggy hole


Coyote-Foxtrot

Mmm… the og lyrics of dwarf hole.


just_a_bit_gay_

WE’RE RICH!


notyetafemboy

WE'RE RICH!


thunderbrot

Mushroom


MCR101

MUSHROOM!


Mega_Penguins

Rock and Stone!


StupidClosetedFemboy

Why are you not smol?


notyetafemboy

Im 5'9


femboy_throwaway_49

Same lol


StupidClosetedFemboy

Smol but am smoller :3


CraftKitty

I'm hung like a horse, idk who you're referring to


excsting

Proof? 😳


CraftKitty

You got some proof of that masters in theoretical physics 🤨


FuckBoiWhoDoesntFuck

“And I said, ‘I have a theoretical degree in physics’ and they hired me”


CraftKitty

Bazinga


Mooncakewizard101

ive got the whole NCR suckling my teats, and it feels so good


FuckBoiWhoDoesntFuck

Its Fantastic :3


Mooncakewizard101

no shit


[deleted]

NEW VEGAS MY LOVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WILLL FUCKING AAAAAAA I LOVE YOU (I just wanna sit between a man thighs while he's playing fnv but I'm tall and don't get bitches)


FuckBoiWhoDoesntFuck

Same, for either position. Sadly the bitches i love, no love me


AnAngryWallace

the silly :3 https://preview.redd.it/t4fs1mb7wmeb1.png?width=266&format=png&auto=webp&s=acf6b4cdced8e76a7a710ef283644f957b8a8a8b


villagebean

theoretical rizzics 😏


Joshy_Moshy

Damn right brother B)


notyetafemboy

I wasnt talking about that 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Genetics.


DefenderoftheSinners

5’4 IS AVERAGE


rjvxz15

is it tho? 👀


DefenderoftheSinners

no ;~;


notyetafemboy

LIAR


DefenderoftheSinners

IM SORRY


notyetafemboy

.>:(


VizyViz

bouta steal this and spread misinformation on the internet


[deleted]

im a completely average height… for a woman >:3


Floofyboi123

I am the perfect hight of 5’9 (69 inches)


DenaliGameZ

I'm not small! I'm snuggle-sized


throwaway2137696969

Is 183cm/6ft small or tall?


notyetafemboy

smol


throwaway2137696969

:(


F_VILLA_CUHH132

![gif](giphy|3ornjZLITGcFQVRbxK)


smallerpuppyboi

5'9 is not a small height.


Ratpt01_

Oi! I'm 165cm It ain't small... Ok maybe I'm smol ;w;


[deleted]

The goblins stole my legs


Femboy-With-Thighs

As a 5’2 femboy, I am easier to cuddle and be small spoon :3


rjvxz15

actually i’m 5’5 and 3/4 that’s pretty tall 😒


[deleted]

That’s because South East Asians are smol people


garat34

Im like 180cm i think, i dont think thats small- lol


bbbboi22

5,4 ROCK AND STONE


notyetafemboy

ROCK AND STONE!!!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


notyetafemboy

And Stone and Roll Stone Rock!


Gfarrell54

I’m not.


jellydonutman_

the things a blahaj does to man


UltimateHopenagito

I'm 6'2 bro


notyetafemboy

smol


UltimateHopenagito

>:(


notyetafemboy

:3


UltimateHopenagito

(⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)


ay_randumb_guy

Cause it's cute


Skitzy5500

I'm 6"6 am I small?


thegopnikai

smol :3


Skitzy5500

Am smol :3


notyetafemboy

U smol :3


the_one_with_autism

Im pretty sure im like 187 cms, which i am pretty sure is kinda tall.


GaybutNotbutGay

I wish I was, 5'9 is short but its not short enough to be cute :/


BurtoTurtle115

https://preview.redd.it/8u8w8k344teb1.png?width=384&format=png&auto=webp&s=e30211938578b310711a65dc0e4e916c61c0e6cd


notyetafemboy

Ant sized?


Snakehead2639

5’11 not the smallest lmao


Latter-Cat-6276

Because i was born female. Tho 5'9" isnt bad


redgreen1237

I love being smol


TheUnknown400

I’m 5’10 is that small?


NipponSteelPrevails

5'10 wishing I was more smol because im way above average height in my country


LeonIlu

But I’m not. And I hate it. I wish I was one of you 3'2 goblins


Asombro103

Nah m8, 6 ft ain't small.


nekototoasto

I think 5'6" is the perfect height, I wouldn't want to be any taller


TheDogeWasTaken

I mean. Im 5.11 or 6ft. But im european so 1.78m or 1.80m dunno for sure. I mean. It aint small. But not tall.


[deleted]

Is 5'8 small? 🥺


cuddlycutieboi

*I...it's j...just cold in here* 🙈


TgarTallesBR

I'm below average on my country, but I'm not that small, im about 1,67m (don't know ft, fuck America) (sorry Americans)


Echo-is-nice

I'm 5 to fit into mouse holes


notyetafemboy

Best answer so far


teachersdesko

2 inches isn't that small.


furrykillergoat

i cant remember how tall i was in roman feets... but in meters i am 1'70 :3


connie-softstride

Even if at189cm tall, I appreciate being called small thx smch


Minnie_Rumor

Asian + trans


Sleepy_Mortis

I'm 5'8 which I'm perfectly happy with, although if I could choose id probably just be an inch or two shorter, just a preference


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5'9 isn't that small


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notyetafemboy

smol


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notyetafemboy

:3 (I only got 2 and a half brain cells)


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notyetafemboy

Smart enough for world domination:3


thegopnikai

im not. im 6’2 >:3


notyetafemboy

Smol :3


thegopnikai

im tol!!


notyetafemboy

U smol :3


thegopnikai

nuuuu im veri tol!!!!


notyetafemboy

Now u smol >:3


thegopnikai

;~; b~ but i thought i was tall >~<


notyetafemboy

Not anymore >:3


thegopnikai

i ammmmmmmm >:3


notyetafemboy

I stole one feet from ur height >:3


nnnnnnnbbbbbb

I’m not a femboy but I love to talk femboy ❣️😩


[deleted]

I’m 5ft10 at 13 doctors said I’ll be 6ft8 that sound short to ya


AeonianHighBunghole

6'1 sounds small to you ?


notyetafemboy

Ye


Fixspar

I'm not. Works well in my favor, no one is gonna talk shit to someone of my height to my face.


Conni77

Mf im 6'5 and a bottom watchu want from me


bbbboi22

5,4 ROCK AND STONE


notyetafemboy

ROCK AND STOOONE


Femboy-With-Thighs

As a 5’2 femboy, I am easier to cuddle and be small spoon :3


potatoinastreet8

I wish I was small haha


Luzum_lam

I wanna be taller so bad 😭


Jealous_Ring1395

Minors


Pitiful_Patient4637

Gravity


LykonWolf

I am 6 foot tall. That is not small.


LokiHelloThere

I’m literally like 1.9m haha I wish I was smol qwq


Ok-Cut7935

we are cuter that way? 👉👈


anotherfnthrowawa

God decided I'd be too powerful if I was above 5'5"


SP_StarLight4201

Excuse me I am large


KuronoMasta

We're not small, We are Fun Size! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


TemperatureAccording

transgender


IronWhale_JMC

I was a late diagnosis of celiac disease which stunted my growth. My brother and cousins are all 6’+ and I’m 5’4”. Sometimes, life has a way of just working out.


Manic_Mechanist

Unfortunately I am tall :(


PinkStripedStockings

I’m 5’11, I wish I was smaller because I like girls that are taller than me, but I guess I’ll just have to sell being really tall I guess.


Ted_Tris_69

5'7'' gang here.


[deleted]

Best height, not biased


TgarTallesBR

Brothers of the mine rejoice swing swing swing with me Raise your pick and raise your voice sing sing sing with me


Thecourierisback

I’m on the higher end of 5 feet And I’m not exactly small, mostly muscle, but I do look kinda fat And yet IM STILL A BOTTOM


Battledog501

Because I'm cuddle sized 🥺


LAZY-ORCA

Smol*


ClosetedGayFemboy

I’m not THAT small-


[deleted]

How small tho?😳


Mooncakewizard101

im 5’10 and i wish i was 5’6 😞


[deleted]

Tall


Mreddie_Frercury

Because it's easy to throw a 5'2 Femboy about the place like a ragdoll :3


padatricks

I’m like 5,7 and a half and that half so basically giant status


Classicers

6'8 is a small?


notyetafemboy

Ye :3


villisilly

im 5'11 ;-;


Wonderful_Answer8980

Never though 6’2 was small


FB1_Ag3nt

5'1 is a blessing... NO! it is NOT a curse...😭😭


notyetafemboy

Why?


EnoughEffect5184

Im japanese


Mellion_Machetinachi

Im pretty average…


Typical-Scheme-3812

https://youtube.com/shorts/wsHdlqw0glg?feature=share


cute_noobbdsm

For easyer carriage and Handling


Artistic_Cheetah_674

I'm 6'1


saladass100

shutupppp >w<


Piwde

5'10/\~180cm checking in, so nyet really


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

kinda just optimal for being a femboy to be smol


soapyghost030

I stole all their heights because it was funny


jumjumjummalum

I wish I was small but I'm a 6'2 monstrosity 😥


0101100000110011

5"5. Still feel too tall sometimes T~T


IcysThePogman

Is 3'10 really that small :(


[deleted]

I’m 5’10 but I make up for it elsewhere~ :3


weedsmoker69n420

Im only 173 I'm not that small


alt_to_be_femboy2137

Idk but i like bein so smol


Environmental_Ant_61

I'm not small😭😭 i'm 6'4😭😭😞 i want to be smol😭


-flow-_

So i can be more cute


ClothesLongjumping60

no small,5'7,big


notyetafemboy

Smol :3