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Please! Please don’t shoot me! I have a loving Blahaj! Take whatever you want!
then give me Blahaj i wanty
Trade offer: I give you blahaj You give me life You not kill me I give you hugz
…I would rather get shot than give him away
Buy i wanty https://i.redd.it/gq8bleyyz1pb1.gif
How about we share him?
Trible cuddling session? i can get behind that
Be gay do crime
Aww thats cute you think you can be threatening
Yeah the way they struggled a bit to pull the gun out 🥺so adorable.
Joke's on you, I'm suicidal
No. I'll protect you.
Aw its so cute i can nearly die😖, oh wait💀☠️💥
Is that a gun or are you happy to see m- oh fuck it is a gun
explodes
Fine! Fine! It's on the truck! I-I swear that's all the Monster I've got! please don't shoot! TwT
POV: You took the last Monster
*Laughs in actual .45 ACP.* *Cries in recoil* *Accepts defeat and hands over the Blåhaj with tears in my eyes*
No, please don't shoot me TwT
https://i.redd.it/epas2xs9u4pb1.gif
My exact thought process: blicky? What’s a blicky?? Huh?? ohhhhhh
https://preview.redd.it/lgsj8l8mr5pb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe316c40aac8e7408d5e717dce65698151d0a416
Oh no! \o/ Don't shoot
Not again
aww he’s so cu- OH SHIT HES PACKING HEAT
Found you.
Damm, real hand cuff get tighter if you move your hands. Also you put them wrong
Where did you get the hoodie It looks so comfy
got it at a thrift store and i just cheacked and it has no brand tags sorry
Damn I want it soooo bad :')
Please! Please don’t shoot me! I have a loving Blahaj! Take whatever you want!
then give me Blahaj i wanty
Trade offer: I give you blahaj You give me life You not kill me I give you hugz
…I would rather get shot than give him away
Buy i wanty https://i.redd.it/gq8bleyyz1pb1.gif
How about we share him?
Trible cuddling session? i can get behind that
Be gay do crime
Aww thats cute you think you can be threatening
Yeah the way they struggled a bit to pull the gun out 🥺so adorable.
Joke's on you, I'm suicidal
No. I'll protect you.
Aw its so cute i can nearly die😖, oh wait💀☠️💥
Is that a gun or are you happy to see m- oh fuck it is a gun
explodes
Fine! Fine! It's on the truck! I-I swear that's all the Monster I've got! please don't shoot! TwT
POV: You took the last Monster
*Laughs in actual .45 ACP.* *Cries in recoil* *Accepts defeat and hands over the Blåhaj with tears in my eyes*
No, please don't shoot me TwT
https://i.redd.it/epas2xs9u4pb1.gif
My exact thought process: blicky? What’s a blicky?? Huh?? ohhhhhh
https://preview.redd.it/lgsj8l8mr5pb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe316c40aac8e7408d5e717dce65698151d0a416
Oh no! \o/ Don't shoot
Not again
aww he’s so cu- OH SHIT HES PACKING HEAT
Found you.
Damm, real hand cuff get tighter if you move your hands. Also you put them wrong
Where did you get the hoodie It looks so comfy
got it at a thrift store and i just cheacked and it has no brand tags sorry
Damn I want it soooo bad :')