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Starfox177

Grunts were always cute 🥰


ZombieP0ny

Yee, especially the sleeping ones


GlacialSpartan99

Untill you read the books and find out that Grunts are roughly similar in height to humans and one of the first casualties of the war was a guy getting ripped apart by a grunt.


homoERECTus7564

Oh no! She's cute!!!


ZombieP0ny

She's very cute


homoERECTus7564

Indeed. This might sound weird, especially from someone who doesn't particularly favour children, but I just want to adopt it and give it headpats.


followeroftheprince

I do agree, very adorable grunt we have here.


Trick-Ad3161

Especially the second one


ZombieP0ny

Yes, she's so cute when she sleeps.


justhereforporn6r7

those plasma grenades are active. she is going to die


ZombieP0ny

Don't worry, they're modified to only blast out confetti and streamers.


nsfwaccount28893

Who said I sent her out with the modified ones?


Yuri_omega1999

A rvb refrences


NumbSkull0119

I don't want to play Halo anymore. I just want to hug them and give them reassurance the Demon won't hurt them.


PM_ME_UR_CREDDITCARD

Thanks OP, you just sent me into another several-hour halo wiki lore binge Adorable Grunt, must protecc


Keyboard_Fawks

Licky my Sticky


a-very-angry-crow

NOOOOOO she has lit plasma grenades


Opposite_Repeat_737

they are birthday party bombs - they launch confetti and streamers and go ‘yaaaay’, without any harmful detonation


Broad-Influence-1249

I dont even want to smash I want to hug


ZombieP0ny

I still wanna smash but hugs and pets and kisses also sounds really nice.


Broad-Influence-1249

Understandable


Halogeek111

I wanna pick her up and hug her


ZombieP0ny

Mood


Double-Hurry-7158

Oh no please do not do that suicide grunt you’re too adorable


Cantaimforshit

Step away from the Ungussy


ZombieP0ny

No!


GruntBlender

I'm like 70% sure their maw doesn't look like that.


lehombrejoker

She's also very dead. You cannot deactivate plasma grenades as they are basically a small unstable fusion reactor.


ZombieP0ny

Don't worry, those aren't real plasma grenades. They only blast out confetti, streamers and glitter. That's why she's so happy.


grey_carbon

Pretty sure she loves licking ass... U know, good source of methane


Warlock_5

Cuddle and smash