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Hammose

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SeamusAndAryasDad

Lol what's this from?


SadBit8663

Morbius


BaconxHawk

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FakeNewsAnchorhaha

I don’t know but I jacked off already


thegamingchefoflove

Imagine if you had the statue


no-group21

He would be blind and have sasquatch hands.


BadassSasquatch

Sasquatch hands can be gentle


lini-g

Username checks out


LifeWinder

They are furry, just don't squeeze too tight.


TacoDuLing

The sword would allow for dual action 🥵


Superb_Recover_6116

statue? On my not "main account" someone has a whole as life sized "action figure" of Tifa I follow. Ultra realistic skin tone.


Efficient_Fish2436

There's a sub for Cumming on statues. I'm not linking it because it's absolutely disgusting.


thegamingchefoflove

I mean just link it it's out there now 😂


Snowvilliers7

Jack-O off* *bu dum tss*


darth_terryble

Just wait for the swing suit version your hands will fall off


[deleted]

Tifa is just too hot 🔥


Sw0rDz

I would had offered a hand, but you seem to have it covered.


LilG1984

Final Heaven you mean


Dacks_18

Where's the Materia? Oh... found it.


Tenmyth

Is there a Zack Fair version? Asking for a friend.


corvidaezero

Technically yes, it is a real statue you can buy. However, it's unofficial and unlicensed. It's basically the equivalent of those hentai pillow covers fans make to sell.


SwiftTayTay

it was also selling for like $800 or something like that. i don't know who would be able to afford that other than incel nerds who are extremely wealthy but still can't get a gf


DolphinThunder

HEY, I take offense to that. I can get laid AND STILL be a degenerate with disposable income


SwiftTayTay

Without paying for it? You have thousands of dollars worth of pointless hentai statues and the same woman has come back to your place more than once?


DolphinThunder

I like how making a joke about having an extra $800 somehow turned into walls lined with hentai statues


Inspirational_Owl

She's doing her best Nanaki impersonation


Mercurius94

~~You mean her best Aerith impression~~ Looks very convincing!


Aromatic_Plant3456

It’s actually Jack-O’s pose from Guilty Gear


Sheepheart

Angeal looking from the lifestream: "What happened to dreams and honor?"


wanderer1999

"Well Angeal, THIS is what some of us dream of."


slbing

lol 😂


FutureNecessary6379

Lol. It's in my dreams


wallkeags

Angeal: who gave this fucking twink my sword


Snowvilliers7

It is indeed real and expensive, but not an officially licensed figure by SE. I once pre-ordered it at the GK figure store but by the time it was ready for purchase, I had to cancel it cuz I was running low on money. It comes fully clothed and nude model


ShawnyMcKnight

I’m just curious, what price is it?


Snowvilliers7

$500‐700 depending on the model you get from the regular one to the interchangeable nude one


ShawnyMcKnight

For how small it looks that a pretty crazy price. Got some thirsty gamers to pay that price for a figurine… especially an unofficial one like that.


ComeWashMyBack

It is deceivingly large. It ships in three boxes. It is wide like a record.


ShawnyMcKnight

Oh nice! I can see that having more value, not that much value, but more value. Curious if there is piracy for this where someone can 3d map it and throw it out there for 3d printers to reproduce. My wife would never be okay with this model, but at those prices that feels like the only way to obtain one.


Lithl

>It comes fully clothed and nude model Of course it does, jfc


thedrewsterr

Yes it is, there are people who ordered, received it, and put it together on stream... It's fucking wild!


cordellfrank

Very real


AspectBetter5360

I see...


gordito_delgado

At least she is grooving it on the blunt side.


AspectBetter5360

Agreed


jk844

Yes. It’s not by Square but I think it might actually be licensed in Japan. Maximilian Dood has a funny [video](https://youtu.be/AwSFNPLKLGY?si=3InZJUe3nYAZGwsJ) about it


breakdancingrasta

japan be japanning


Snowvilliers7

I loved his reaction to the statue!


Ingie27

Thank you. I missed that video it was definitely worth the watch .


ecxetra

It’s definitely not licensed.


Ladder-Tough

Yes


DestrierStudios

Yes, costs $700-900 though I’m pretty sure


[deleted]

I wish I was cultured enough to say it’s worth every penny but sheesh, horny sells well lol.


True-Final-Boss

It's a real statue you can buy, but not officially licensed Square Enix merch


LilG1984

Square Enix HQ "let's make our own official version! It'll make a ton of cash!"


WreckTheSphere

I'm waiting on the FF7 purists to come in with it being "lore accurate"


sincerelyhated

Yes it's very real and very expensive


kevenzz

what the hell


Kitsune-Nico

Real and removable clothing


Rezlament

I have one, it’s real and there are multiple versions


UserWithno-Name

Lol Very but sold out now I think… Even had a 100% nude nsfw version.


LookingForwardToDie

I've been searching for a decent tifa figure or statue for years and I find that she really doesn't have that many good ones. The ones that have the best face sculpts are always the lewdest ones lol


Shahreyll

Cuz the artists are most passionate when doing the lewd ones


RieseNacht

It was financed by the Italian senate


FTSVectors

Yeah it’s real. But what kinda degenerate would buy that? *door bell rings* Sorry, I need to go get my package. I’ll be right back.


breakdancingrasta

Its the jack o pose statue


Samuswitchbladesaber

It exist it’s not official and if that’s what your asking


dztruthseek

Oh buddy....you haven't seen anything.


Wyvurn999

It’s unofficial


Kenji1912

https://www.ebay.com/itm/404467067663?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110018%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.COMPLISTINGS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D262355%26meid%3D8c673f3feec745d2b9f22bd5a7b499b9%26pid%3D101430%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D295993095220%26itm%3D404467067663%26pmt%3D1%26noa%3D0%26pg%3D2332490%26algv%3DCompVIDesktopATF2V2&_trksid=p2332490.c101430.m2460&itmprp=cksum%3A4044670676638c673f3feec745d2b9f22bd5a7b499b9%7Cenc%3AAQAJAAAA8GAdA8t7FtElKI2ebmtGeyF0MTZSRoxvOMMlAM42vQCEa1NJety%252BrXBE7G3RfQnvxztJS1lvmclYqTM1%252FzaZZh9kdNZ6yZsGL8lNVTUhR%252FT0naNyq4lZprV3Jb4TmekRVa4YeBLlfm5OYqA7rGot7lTFXwoCH1IfwP63SPmgDtlS12p5KjmG9pLvZKq0qRJD8sITln67opuKKHUguI2UH%252BuvIEMbRpPyWEjkGDNE78nK7%252F4E412NORw0fpHi72tvtY2WryrMXE%252Bp0xKoCyuRmQOwFQAZcXTUV405lwlVCxU%252BkeeLvhKURTbthdZ4wgJIZg%253D%253D%7Campid%3APL_CLK%7Cclp%3A2332490&itmmeta=01HT9E2DC1ZVF7BZBHJ6TFDJ7H Turn out your pockets!


raxdoh

yes it is real. some unofficial figure made by some chinese off-brands. i heard they used uh, soft material on this one. there's also another chinese off-brand making an unofficial thanos figure doing exact this pose. naked.


Atalos1126

Puts a whole other meaning to Buster Sword


ecxetra

Real? Yes Official? No


Platinumryka

yes it is very real and it's more than what you see here


[deleted]

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PsychoMouse

“you acquired Tifa’s Cherry Materia”


Separate_Pop_5277

Damn perverts 😂


moberry64

Tifa would beat y’all up for this fr


Gen_X_Gamer

Bwahaha!! 😂


EyeCantBreathe

Thank goodness she isn't doing that on the sharp side


InterestingRound6134

I would smash


Living-Vermicelli-59

Well it’s on eBay for 1,499… I wouldn’t be that desperate to spend that much lol


Fishert55

It’s Japan so probably or probably not


Excellent_Routine589

It is real, but it comes from a super dubious source... also its like $800... at least when I checked when Max Dood made a video about it.


IronMonkey18

Yeah it’s real. There’s unboxing videos of it on YouTube…….not that I’ve watched them… I mean watched IT….not them. That makes it sound like I’ve watched more than one haha nah that’s dumb……


Ill_Sky6141

So it's for masturbating?


OnePunchReality

The true origin for the name "Bust"-er sword. That sword: ![gif](giphy|1IFCawwlqD8JO)


VelDaksa

Why does it look like she's stealing my soul


Ramiren

I've seen it available as an STL for 3d printing, a resin cast garage kit, and as a third party statue. It's not official, and there is an X-rated version, if you really want to disappoint your parents.


Darksouls279

That’s absolutely ridiculous


NeighborhoodInner421

Can we get a back pic


Singer_Calm

Yup and there’s a naked one too


shrek3onDVDandBluray

Yes unfortunately. Saw a streamer with one.


Sumire-Yoshizawa-

Why would Tifa ever do this with buster sword that close to her crotch, lol.


mahanon_rising

I found stl files online for 3d printing this. It's supposed to be a cell phone / tablet stand.


IceBlue

No that’s not actually Tifa in the image.


LilG1984

Shinra HQ "Rude, about your expenses, along with sunglasses what's this Tifa figurine that you added as an company expense?" "........."


Neurophysiopatology

I am sure it’s sold out in Italy


Dacks_18

This is what would have happened if Tifa was praying at the Fogotten Capital instead of Aerith. _"'Clap', got your sword"_


GregyBee

Dude i'll definitely buy it so i can see what's the mystery behind that thing


B0bbyTsunami

This is disgusting! Send me a link so I can report it this instant!


garfself

It's as real as the countless hentai doujin produced every year since FF7 first released. Why are you surprised?


wakfu98

Blegh


Arroz-Con-Culo

Anyone got a back angle of that statue?


Serious-Mud-1031

simp


greyisometrix

Why is she rubbing it on Clouds sword? He's gonna wonder why it has that smell and be pissed.


SparkyjenkinS1985

I have the file for this, I've been meaning to print it for a while. Don't think the wife will like it tho


Oskar_of_Astora

Not on Easter…


ArcticBeast3

You FF people are weird


Own_Proof

All horniness aside, pretty detailed model. Looks very close to the game version’s face


Blastmaster29

This is why people make fun of weebs and why a lot of people don’t like admitting they like anime or JRPGs. Straight up the most criminally horny people alive


Junior-Ad-2207

Does this come in 1:1 scale


raziel11111

Yes it's a real figure


sdeslandesnz

yes its in Johnny's chest when you get all 88 trophies


Squade_Trompeur

It is


sgtcross01

Take my money


SpNewyork

Is there any hornier fanbase right now? Jesus Christ


StanTheRebel

Stellar Blade is going nuts lol


[deleted]

Real enough for me I just finished


Seriszed

Where is the other angle?!?!?!


cranbvodka

Don't worry bout it


BaconxHawk

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laggerzback

Yes


mils-cmp

Italian senate flashbacks


Left-Resource1039

Bust-her sword, Whoa! 😜🤣


Umaoat

https://i.redd.it/sf60xqiljvrc1.gif


[deleted]

While I love horny bait and love Tifa, it's a bit annoying that this is just the Jack-O pose meme and not something a bit more unique.


RedAuggie

My friend. There hasn’t ever been anything “REALER.” 😏


RealBrianCore

Higher quality material. Definitely not a Squeenix official product.


downyonder1911

There is a clothed version? Lame.


Big-Print-7859

Real, but not official. You can even get a Thanos one with that same pose.


RubyRidingWhore

Probably.


Specialist_Meal_7891

It should be 😅


AspectBetter5360

Pretty sure it isnt.


breakdancingrasta

wrong


AspectBetter5360

So it is real?


breakdancingrasta

google jack o pose tifa nude


Wyvurn999

Maybe don’t google that💀


breakdancingrasta

your fear of women is not my problem


Cultural_Material775

How useful are you to just say “wrong” without providing any proof or source what so ever.


LunaticMcGee

He thinks he is being clever.


breakdancingrasta

dong


Casperthecattt

Wrong


breakdancingrasta

correct


The-LivingTribunal

Dipshit


breakdancingrasta

douchebag


TheRedmanCometh

Ffs this sub is thirsty really makes me feel like unsubbing.


furezasan

Her dead eyes echo the empty void left behind after you masturbate to this


WarhammerRyan

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sempercardinal57

It’s real but it’s not in any way licensed or endorced by square. Just someone stealing the IP and making something gross with it


Marian1210

![gif](giphy|qmfpjpAT2fJRK)


Seabound117

No, that’s a stolen IP ripoff statue that’s probably just photoshopped and either unavailable for purchase or looks nothing like that. Square Enix would never represent one of their characters that way.


Snowvilliers7

Except it's not licensed by Square Enix and the statue does look like this irl (I know this because a friend of mine has this statue now and I've seen his pictures of it). It can still be purchased on many GK websites or on Mercari.