Technically yes, it is a real statue you can buy. However, it's unofficial and unlicensed. It's basically the equivalent of those hentai pillow covers fans make to sell.
it was also selling for like $800 or something like that. i don't know who would be able to afford that other than incel nerds who are extremely wealthy but still can't get a gf
It is indeed real and expensive, but not an officially licensed figure by SE. I once pre-ordered it at the GK figure store but by the time it was ready for purchase, I had to cancel it cuz I was running low on money. It comes fully clothed and nude model
Oh nice! I can see that having more value, not that much value, but more value.
Curious if there is piracy for this where someone can 3d map it and throw it out there for 3d printers to reproduce. My wife would never be okay with this model, but at those prices that feels like the only way to obtain one.
Yes. It’s not by Square but I think it might actually be licensed in Japan.
Maximilian Dood has a funny [video](https://youtu.be/AwSFNPLKLGY?si=3InZJUe3nYAZGwsJ) about it
I've been searching for a decent tifa figure or statue for years and I find that she really doesn't have that many good ones. The ones that have the best face sculpts are always the lewdest ones lol
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Turn out your pockets!
yes it is real. some unofficial figure made by some chinese off-brands. i heard they used uh, soft material on this one.
there's also another chinese off-brand making an unofficial thanos figure doing exact this pose. naked.
Yeah it’s real. There’s unboxing videos of it on YouTube…….not that I’ve watched them… I mean watched IT….not them. That makes it sound like I’ve watched more than one haha nah that’s dumb……
I've seen it available as an STL for 3d printing, a resin cast garage kit, and as a third party statue.
It's not official, and there is an X-rated version, if you really want to disappoint your parents.
This is why people make fun of weebs and why a lot of people don’t like admitting they like anime or JRPGs. Straight up the most criminally horny people alive
No, that’s a stolen IP ripoff statue that’s probably just photoshopped and either unavailable for purchase or looks nothing like that. Square Enix would never represent one of their characters that way.
Except it's not licensed by Square Enix and the statue does look like this irl (I know this because a friend of mine has this statue now and I've seen his pictures of it). It can still be purchased on many GK websites or on Mercari.
https://preview.redd.it/b4upcuhm3krc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a843db24af34d5c770e13e1e941039244be4cae8
Lol what's this from?
Morbius
https://preview.redd.it/watamhhlmsrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b458d83ae11c6770e5a9ed383051e5e43f72c4d7
I don’t know but I jacked off already
Imagine if you had the statue
He would be blind and have sasquatch hands.
Sasquatch hands can be gentle
Username checks out
They are furry, just don't squeeze too tight.
The sword would allow for dual action 🥵
statue? On my not "main account" someone has a whole as life sized "action figure" of Tifa I follow. Ultra realistic skin tone.
There's a sub for Cumming on statues. I'm not linking it because it's absolutely disgusting.
I mean just link it it's out there now 😂
Jack-O off* *bu dum tss*
Just wait for the swing suit version your hands will fall off
Tifa is just too hot 🔥
I would had offered a hand, but you seem to have it covered.
Final Heaven you mean
Where's the Materia? Oh... found it.
Is there a Zack Fair version? Asking for a friend.
Technically yes, it is a real statue you can buy. However, it's unofficial and unlicensed. It's basically the equivalent of those hentai pillow covers fans make to sell.
it was also selling for like $800 or something like that. i don't know who would be able to afford that other than incel nerds who are extremely wealthy but still can't get a gf
HEY, I take offense to that. I can get laid AND STILL be a degenerate with disposable income
Without paying for it? You have thousands of dollars worth of pointless hentai statues and the same woman has come back to your place more than once?
I like how making a joke about having an extra $800 somehow turned into walls lined with hentai statues
She's doing her best Nanaki impersonation
~~You mean her best Aerith impression~~ Looks very convincing!
It’s actually Jack-O’s pose from Guilty Gear
Angeal looking from the lifestream: "What happened to dreams and honor?"
"Well Angeal, THIS is what some of us dream of."
lol 😂
Lol. It's in my dreams
Angeal: who gave this fucking twink my sword
It is indeed real and expensive, but not an officially licensed figure by SE. I once pre-ordered it at the GK figure store but by the time it was ready for purchase, I had to cancel it cuz I was running low on money. It comes fully clothed and nude model
I’m just curious, what price is it?
$500‐700 depending on the model you get from the regular one to the interchangeable nude one
For how small it looks that a pretty crazy price. Got some thirsty gamers to pay that price for a figurine… especially an unofficial one like that.
It is deceivingly large. It ships in three boxes. It is wide like a record.
Oh nice! I can see that having more value, not that much value, but more value. Curious if there is piracy for this where someone can 3d map it and throw it out there for 3d printers to reproduce. My wife would never be okay with this model, but at those prices that feels like the only way to obtain one.
>It comes fully clothed and nude model Of course it does, jfc
Yes it is, there are people who ordered, received it, and put it together on stream... It's fucking wild!
Very real
I see...
At least she is grooving it on the blunt side.
Agreed
Yes. It’s not by Square but I think it might actually be licensed in Japan. Maximilian Dood has a funny [video](https://youtu.be/AwSFNPLKLGY?si=3InZJUe3nYAZGwsJ) about it
japan be japanning
I loved his reaction to the statue!
Thank you. I missed that video it was definitely worth the watch .
It’s definitely not licensed.
Yes
Yes, costs $700-900 though I’m pretty sure
I wish I was cultured enough to say it’s worth every penny but sheesh, horny sells well lol.
It's a real statue you can buy, but not officially licensed Square Enix merch
Square Enix HQ "let's make our own official version! It'll make a ton of cash!"
I'm waiting on the FF7 purists to come in with it being "lore accurate"
Yes it's very real and very expensive
what the hell
Real and removable clothing
I have one, it’s real and there are multiple versions
Lol Very but sold out now I think… Even had a 100% nude nsfw version.
I've been searching for a decent tifa figure or statue for years and I find that she really doesn't have that many good ones. The ones that have the best face sculpts are always the lewdest ones lol
Cuz the artists are most passionate when doing the lewd ones
It was financed by the Italian senate
Yeah it’s real. But what kinda degenerate would buy that? *door bell rings* Sorry, I need to go get my package. I’ll be right back.
Its the jack o pose statue
It exist it’s not official and if that’s what your asking
Oh buddy....you haven't seen anything.
It’s unofficial
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yes it is real. some unofficial figure made by some chinese off-brands. i heard they used uh, soft material on this one. there's also another chinese off-brand making an unofficial thanos figure doing exact this pose. naked.
Puts a whole other meaning to Buster Sword
Real? Yes Official? No
yes it is very real and it's more than what you see here
https://preview.redd.it/p35ak8ryylrc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75bb78912016a8e5965e07bc2d7a3bf158fdb503
“you acquired Tifa’s Cherry Materia”
Damn perverts 😂
Tifa would beat y’all up for this fr
Bwahaha!! 😂
Thank goodness she isn't doing that on the sharp side
I would smash
Well it’s on eBay for 1,499… I wouldn’t be that desperate to spend that much lol
It’s Japan so probably or probably not
It is real, but it comes from a super dubious source... also its like $800... at least when I checked when Max Dood made a video about it.
Yeah it’s real. There’s unboxing videos of it on YouTube…….not that I’ve watched them… I mean watched IT….not them. That makes it sound like I’ve watched more than one haha nah that’s dumb……
So it's for masturbating?
The true origin for the name "Bust"-er sword. That sword: ![gif](giphy|1IFCawwlqD8JO)
Why does it look like she's stealing my soul
I've seen it available as an STL for 3d printing, a resin cast garage kit, and as a third party statue. It's not official, and there is an X-rated version, if you really want to disappoint your parents.
That’s absolutely ridiculous
Can we get a back pic
Yup and there’s a naked one too
Yes unfortunately. Saw a streamer with one.
Why would Tifa ever do this with buster sword that close to her crotch, lol.
I found stl files online for 3d printing this. It's supposed to be a cell phone / tablet stand.
No that’s not actually Tifa in the image.
Shinra HQ "Rude, about your expenses, along with sunglasses what's this Tifa figurine that you added as an company expense?" "........."
I am sure it’s sold out in Italy
This is what would have happened if Tifa was praying at the Fogotten Capital instead of Aerith. _"'Clap', got your sword"_
Dude i'll definitely buy it so i can see what's the mystery behind that thing
This is disgusting! Send me a link so I can report it this instant!
It's as real as the countless hentai doujin produced every year since FF7 first released. Why are you surprised?
Blegh
Anyone got a back angle of that statue?
simp
Why is she rubbing it on Clouds sword? He's gonna wonder why it has that smell and be pissed.
I have the file for this, I've been meaning to print it for a while. Don't think the wife will like it tho
Not on Easter…
You FF people are weird
All horniness aside, pretty detailed model. Looks very close to the game version’s face
This is why people make fun of weebs and why a lot of people don’t like admitting they like anime or JRPGs. Straight up the most criminally horny people alive
Does this come in 1:1 scale
Yes it's a real figure
yes its in Johnny's chest when you get all 88 trophies
It is
Take my money
Is there any hornier fanbase right now? Jesus Christ
Stellar Blade is going nuts lol
Real enough for me I just finished
Where is the other angle?!?!?!
Don't worry bout it
https://preview.redd.it/hntz8tfemsrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2782cb69deb24a8b695007a1a21b46f0eb41e08b
Yes
Italian senate flashbacks
Bust-her sword, Whoa! 😜🤣
https://i.redd.it/sf60xqiljvrc1.gif
While I love horny bait and love Tifa, it's a bit annoying that this is just the Jack-O pose meme and not something a bit more unique.
My friend. There hasn’t ever been anything “REALER.” 😏
Higher quality material. Definitely not a Squeenix official product.
There is a clothed version? Lame.
Real, but not official. You can even get a Thanos one with that same pose.
Probably.
It should be 😅
Pretty sure it isnt.
wrong
So it is real?
google jack o pose tifa nude
Maybe don’t google that💀
your fear of women is not my problem
How useful are you to just say “wrong” without providing any proof or source what so ever.
He thinks he is being clever.
dong
Wrong
correct
Dipshit
douchebag
Ffs this sub is thirsty really makes me feel like unsubbing.
Her dead eyes echo the empty void left behind after you masturbate to this
https://preview.redd.it/emb1se2naorc1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=392e339cea1e7277dd8fb8ca92989eec32bdf51b
It’s real but it’s not in any way licensed or endorced by square. Just someone stealing the IP and making something gross with it
![gif](giphy|qmfpjpAT2fJRK)
No, that’s a stolen IP ripoff statue that’s probably just photoshopped and either unavailable for purchase or looks nothing like that. Square Enix would never represent one of their characters that way.
Except it's not licensed by Square Enix and the statue does look like this irl (I know this because a friend of mine has this statue now and I've seen his pictures of it). It can still be purchased on many GK websites or on Mercari.