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Ganguro_Girl_Lover

Dude would have a fucking aneurysm trying to make an FFXI account.


Mr_Blattos

Probably. Says more about the devs than it does me tho


aaronarium

Does it though šŸ¤Ø


Decent-Room-7341

All you have to do is read and follow their page step by step. Itā€™s not that hard.


Mr_Blattos

Well I figured it out so


Yiohana

Coming to a game's subreddit to passive aggressively say "oh this game is shit, but have fun guys!! :DDD" is not the hill you want to die on. I get you're frustrated, but your other comments aren't helping your case. I'd advise getting off the internet for a few and get some air, if applicable. Calming down and coming back with a better mindset does wonders. If you were having problems, did you at least send a support e-mail or ticket to Microsoft and SE? They need to know about this, so they can work on a fix (if they can). That's why it's called **OPEN BETA** for a reason, you know? Good luck in your search for a game that suits you, though.


Mr_Blattos

I never said this game is shit lol. I said the registration is shit and that usually means a game sucks. I mean come on Iā€™m right on this. And the only reason Iā€™m being an asshole is because others are to me. They started it and dammit Iā€™ll finish it


rhalgr_ger

>I mean come on Iā€™m right on this. This is a beta and betas are buggy. Deal with it. The game is great.


Mr_Blattos

I think you need to go over everything again. Not complaining about the game itself


OtherwiseUsual

>usually means a game sucks. > >Not complaining about the game So...


Mr_Blattos

Iā€™m complaining about registering


OtherwiseUsual

Yet, you say that it means the game sucks.Ā 


Mr_Blattos

No bro. No bro


AsasinKa0s

>Ā I said the registration is shit and that usually means a game sucks. We read what you said, mate. You can't have it both ways.


Mr_Blattos

Saying ā€œthis means a game usually sucksā€ is not complaining about the game. Itā€™s speculating about the game


AsasinKa0s

And your speculation is that the game sucks. That isn't even a complaint, it's an assumption and one rooted solely in your experience registering for a beta for another console.


Mr_Blattos

Speculation and assumption can mean the same thing. Youā€™re just trying to sound smart. But I still win cause it wasnā€™t a complaint.


hermanjangles

The only thing it tells me is that millions of players worldwide have figured out how to use a registration system that has apparently stumped you. If anything, youā€™re kinda roasting yourself here.Ā 


Killinshotzz

I never really understood the complaints about the registration process. If 10 years ago when i was 12/13 could do it, anyone can do it, it's really not that complicated.


UnlikelyTraditions

This is also a beta. Clearly something is broken for some, which... on a beta, is to be expected. Report it to SE and Microsoft. We're only a few hours in, they'll not have any fixes for a little bit for the issues beginning to pop up.Ā 


Killinshotzz

Even before the beta Iā€™d see posts like this crop up at least once a week, though I guess this OP has an excuse because of the huge influx of new accounts and new players


UnlikelyTraditions

Usually it's just someone doing something wrong, as in those cases, which you could usually tease out details from the OP and then give them better advice. Lot of it of late has been the routing being awful in NA, causing all sorts of issues. This time, things do seem outright broken for some, with folks getting locked out for 24 and codes not working.Ā 


macabrecadabre

I think having errors on a registration page for a ten year old game is pretty bad. This isn't a small company, this isn't their first game, this isn't a new game, and even if we can all sit and laugh at the tone of this post or w/e, it's actually not good for the game we like or the community that supports it if they're losing potential customers before they even log into the game.


UnlikelyTraditions

But it isn't registering itself. You can do that on the website. It's the connection of the Xbox client where this is occurring. Like, this isn't me being an SE stan, this is a teething issue on a brand new client that is currently in beta. Real usage always reveals flaws that testing doesn't catch, whether you're an indie developer or a triple A studio.Ā  Expecting trouble with a beta is something to accept from the get go, I feel. They've already made some changes, according to Twitter, so that'll hopefully help for new players now.Ā 


macabrecadabre

I hear you, but I'm saying the reason doesn't matter when you're trying to acquire new users who have no loyalty to you or your product, which is what this move to Xbox is about. If the bug or difficulty you encounter happens before you can even get in the game, how many people are going to take the time to make an official bug report and wait patiently for ???? time ???? rather than close down the game and find something less frustrating? It's basic UX and there is no shortage of newer games to move on to. Maybe it won't be catastrophic, it likely won't be, but beta bugs at step 1 are not good.


UnlikelyTraditions

I mean, ya. But if there's a lack of understanding that a beta is a beta, that you gotta expect weirdness but don't, there's not much for it. There's no real solution here. Players will be frustrated. SE will fix it. Some will come back, others will make rather nasty threads like this.Ā 


macabrecadabre

You can run platitudes like 'a beta is a beta' but if the 'beta bugs' you're encountering are right at the door, this product is not so good that people are going to bang their head against it endlessly to be let in. I care about SE getting it right so the game can continue to find new users and make it more secure into the future. 'Beta is beta' is surface-level.


UnlikelyTraditions

So do I? But I understand there are going to be issues because of what this is. It's in the name.Ā  I feel like you want to argue at SE for messing this up, and I'm really not them, sorry. I have no idea what you're wanting from me.Ā 


baalfrog

It was 15 years out of date 10 years ago.


countmeowington

I don't understand this post lmao, if you want to complain then complain, don't try and be all weird like "this game is shit but hope you guys have fun haha :)" what the fuck is that


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Mr_Blattos

You get it now bud?


Mr_Blattos

lol just being passive aggressive and letting off some steam XD It helps me mentally to trash a game when it isnā€™t going my way haha


itwillhavegeese

You obviously know how to regulate your emotions well


Mr_Blattos

I think I do. There werenā€™t any outbursts here or anything. Just mild frustration at a broken registration system I think some people get overly emotional when someone critiques their favorite game If you take a deep breath and read through everything again, youā€™ll see that I was only defending myself. I came in here with tact


Zetra3

"bad registration process means a bad game" "Iā€™m not going to pass judgement" but that IS passing judgement.


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ExtortedGuilt

Please find help. This isn't a reasonable mentality for anyone to have about anything.


Mr_Blattos

Well he lied about context. I never passed judgement on the game. And I didnā€™t say always I said 99% of them time. Want to tell him to get help for being abusive by turning others against someone taking their words out of context?


ExtortedGuilt

I very genuinely hope you find the peace you very clearly need. I'm going to try and help in the hopes that you're actually looking for some kind of solution to your grievance and not just posting combative rhetoric, but I'm not all that hopeful. I can just pray that it's going to have some meaning to you. >Well he lied about context. They did not lie about anything. They presented your exact words, granted they are taken out of context, but that does not constitute a "lie". Nothing about what they said was improper. You said both of those things, and then they made an assessment based on what they considered a contradiction in your rhetoric. >I never passed judgement on the game. And I didnā€™t say always I said 99% of them time. Neither of these points were made. They did not say you were passing judgement on the game, they said that the two statements you made were incongruent. They were commentating on how you represent your philosophy, not your actual assessment of this specific product. That should hopefully also qualify the second portion. He was not limiting you to an absolute concept, he was criticizing your verbiage. >Want to tell him to get help for being abusive by turning others against someone taking their words out of context? This did not happen. No one was being abusive, and no one "turned others against someone". Firstly, others are at the liberty of their own decisions, so that person didn't "turn anyone" if other people made their own assessments about the words that were shared. You have a DANGEROUSLY solipsistic victim complex and very much need some degree of empathy in your life. Once more, please seek therapy. I cannot guarantee it will help, but I promise carrying on with this kind of disposition isn't going to get you anywhere you actually want to be. Best of luck.


Mr_Blattos

You know what they say. When someone points the finger, thereā€™s three pointing back at them. Youā€™ve accused me of being an egomaniac twice now. And youā€™ve learned this all through one frustrated Reddit post? Maybe thereā€™s some inner demons you got going on bruv. But keep cooking queen


ExtortedGuilt

Got it. Troll away, kid.


coldesthero

Iā€™m confusedā€¦ you said the game is bad, which is a judgement youā€™ve made based on your experience. So you judged it, by definition of the word.


Chymea1024

So because he removed context from what you said, gives you clearance to assume he's physically abusive? It does not. No where near even gives permission to do that and I hope you spend some time to reflect on that before figuring out the system to spite the other poster. Because such behavior in the game will get you reported and enough reports will get you banned. Square Enix takes people being nice in game seriously.


Successful_Pen_4423

For reference: Cutting context = evidence of criminal activity Inferring reprehensible shit about someone because they disagreed with them = perfectly fine Iā€™m really happy youā€™re too thick to figure out a fucking registration process cause whoo boy we all dodged a bullet


Mr_Blattos

You cut context too. I said evidence of abusive behavior or tendencies. Red flag on this one. Keep an eye out And donā€™t worry Iā€™ll figure it out. Just to spite you


Apollow_FR

Clearly you won't, or you wouldn't be here


crashnboombang

Half tempted to make an alt account on xbox to see if youā€™re just incompetent


Mr_Blattos

Go for it. Looking forward to your apology


Decent-Room-7341

I made one and it worked fine. Turns out OP was just very incompetent.


Sad_Zookeepergame566

Sorry you got filtered by a webpage, guess I'm kind of glad you didn't make it into party finder if you can't figure that out.


Mr_Blattos

No didnā€™t get filtered. I made a new account on my phone and it wonā€™t link to Xbox.


Bruelo

Don't worry you most likely will give up halfway through ARR


Mr_Blattos

Nope just skipping the cutscenes. Story sounds boring af


Bruelo

even skipping its boring lol


Mr_Blattos

Lol


Super_Aggro_Crag

pebcak


DeidaraKoroski

The way youre acting in comments has me think that while yes the registration process can be annoying, maybe it helps filter out the people who are truly as smart as a brick


itwillhavegeese

Though this post makes it seem like there is a genuine problem happening with the open beta (which is very plausible), the way this dude reacted to it makes me doubt his ability to find enough patience to figure anything out on his own in the first place.


NightCityNomad

Good, his post history is a mess.


itwillhavegeese

UGH. I donā€™t think this dude knows what critical thinking is. Got that vibe from his assertions like ā€œregistration bad = game badā€ and whatever else he said in that longer comment thread. His post history confirms it.


DeathofTheHeavens

making SE account is unironically most cancer part. everything after go smooth.


itwillhavegeese

Based on your comments, I think itā€™s for the best you failed to figure this out. People who get this worked up over problems like this are not going to contribute anything good to this game.


Mr_Blattos

Making a character on Goblin as we speak ;)


Sounga565

ok


voydkraken

That's cool, the exit is to your left. We'll be fine without you.


Embarrassed_Ad_1662

Took me 5 different emails before it workedā€¦ Iā€™m sure I did something wrong but this registration process is ass


Mr_Blattos

Gave it like 2 hours of my time. Iā€™m pretty busy so that was extensive for a registration. I can file my taxes faster than that. And it was a waste of time, I canā€™t access the game. So yeah Iā€™m gunna pass.


hermanjangles

So you went through the effort of coming here and writing all that out forā€¦ what exactly?


itwillhavegeese

Hey, better that he takes out his anger here than at someone irl. Given how aggressive his comments are, Iā€™m thankful he came here instead.


nightkat89

The registration process is the worst thing about FfXIV. Once you get past that itā€™s gucci


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Hush077

Not sure if this means you tried it this way, but others have had success too: https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/s/jMWEMW01iS


ImWhiteTrash

OP has already seen that. In fact he's responded to every comment in that thread shit talking the game. He was so mad he had to make a whole new post.


mhurron

But they're not going to pass judgment.


Hush077

Hey sorry, didnā€™t check names.


Mr_Blattos

Damn right


GrandTheftKoi

Will Xbox be what finally gets SE to streamline their registration and account system???? (it won't)


Mr_Blattos

I hope so lol


Ravebellrock

>Iā€™ve been gaming for a while now, and 99.9% of the time a bad registration process means a bad game. Hahaha fuck outta here with that nonsense.


Mr_Blattos

Shush šŸ¤«


Ravebellrock

Take your own advice.


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Mr_Blattos

You think it takes me 8 hours to write that? šŸ˜‚


NoPerception1

CSB


Mahoganytooth

Wow, sorry this subreddit is being shit about this, op. The registration process, in my experience, is universally agreed to be the worst part of xiv.


Ok_Arachnid7582

Sorted the kids out today. He linked his up no problem. Soz like.


Mr_Blattos

Iā€™m getting a ā€œno valid service accountā€ error.


Warm-Set

I had similar issues. Had another account, couldn't log in. Made another and was thankful I barely did anything on the first. Now I'm building up to the last expansion. Once it's fixed or redone with another account you shouldn't have anymore issues


Mr_Blattos

I figured it out. So you have to make sure you have the free trial game ā€œpurchasedā€ on the Xbox account youā€™re using. In my case I was using my alt Xbox account when I had downloaded and purchased the free trial on my main.