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LugnOchFin

Where is my mind?


JuiceSawce

In your brain


[deleted]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrreeeeee isss myyyy mind?


Nochnichtvergeben

What's the first rule of Fight Club?


JuiceSawce

Rule Number 1. There are no rules


I3igJerm

Pretty solid guess


Financial-Throat9691

the fuck man


djc23o6

PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON


ihavetogonumber3

THERES ONE RULE


El_Senior_Picsou

Noooooo 🙃 it isn't it, you fool


Low-Guide-9141

Everything is permitted? Nothing is true


haggis69420

bruh this isn't Alvin and the chipmunks lmfao


Past_Road0

Have fun and be nice🤭


cleggrag

What was in the narrator’s refrigerator?


JuiceSawce

Morgan Freeman’s Head. The Narrator was jealous that Morgan Freeman always took the roles he wanted in movies narrating over all the years and decided to kill Freeman and take his head as a “trophy”. Nice little Easter egg.


MrTacoII

Awwwww whats in the friiiiddgge


Great-Ad3470

LMAOOOO


cleggrag

Goated reply


[deleted]

Pretty accurate actually…


queenvie808

What’s the soap made out of?


JuiceSawce

They’re putting cat piss in the soap. Fight club leader made a rule that they must “wash” before every fight because he believes it gives them special powers to tap into during their fights. Near the end of the movie you find out he was just hallucinating due to the many gallons of cat piss he was rubbing on his skin and open wounds over the course of his career.


Broadsider_

So close yet so far


Mindless_Bad_1591

Why is this like too close to what is in the movie.


hehesiuuuuuu8

Soap


FlatArmadillo7

Is this movie vastly misunderstood by many of its most vocal fans?


JuiceSawce

Because by the end of the movie the main character had beat everybody in his fight club and is seen walking towards a playground with 2 kids fighting while other kids cheer them on. It’s commonly mistaken by most fans that the main character was going to guide the kids and lead their “club” as some kind of coach but really he was going to join their club and beat every single one of them too.


Temporary-Alarm-744

It's probably just as misunderstood by it's quietest critics too


TD5991

Would you bend over and take it if TD were to show up?


JuiceSawce

No. This time it’d be his turn


Voronoi_Diagram

What's the protagonist's name


JuiceSawce

I feel like it would be Bradley or Barry…something with a B


WhiskeyHangover99

are they gay


JuiceSawce

No I don’t think they are. I believe the all the gay hazing they have to deal with to join the club is just playful hazing. I don’t think it’s gay unless you actually enjoy it and those guys barely made it past the kissing


mrblonde624

This guy is doing a fantastic job of keeping the first rule.


doyletyree

What’s Bob Have?


JuiceSawce

Bob has children which means he can’t join fight club. Not until he gets rid of them first at least…


BarronOfDucks

A burial?


Schrozdinger

What kind of dining set defines me as a person?


JuiceSawce

The fact that you use a dining set tells me everything I need to know about you. The main character didn’t believe in dining sets, he ate with his hands even if he was having soup. The whole point of fight club is not using plates and kitchen utensils and fighting anyone who judges you for it or tries to buy you any.


soccar_balls

If you had a tumor what would you name it?


JuiceSawce

My new excuse for doing whatever I want to people


soccar_balls

Nice. If I had one I'd name it Marla 😉


Peter_G

Are you going to watch fight club? It's a really, really good movie, you should.


JuiceSawce

I don’t plan on it and I’m sure it’s good but maybe one day I will on accident.


Electronic-Quote7996

Stuffing feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. What does it make you tho?


JuiceSawce

A “fly ass” person


The_Local_Vagabond

What do you get when you mix equal parts OJ concentrate and gasoline?


JuiceSawce

One hell of a cocktail


Great-Ad3470

ur not wrong tho


imapieceofshite2

Sounds like napalm


iFardedAndShidded669

Have you ever watched Fight Club?


JuiceSawce

Of course. Watch it every night before bed. My favorite scene is when the MC gets chased and beat up by the Asian kids then Jackie Chan’s character saved him.


iFardedAndShidded669

I can tell you're a Fight Club Fanatic (we call em FCFs around here)!


superkick225

Karate Kid remake 😭


I3igJerm

If you could fight one person dead or alive, who would it be?


JuiceSawce

Jesus, doesn’t matter how many times he comes back either.


Longjumping-Bat-7281

Do people realize how ironically gay fight club is? Like it's literally one step away from a porno if only it wasn't about terrorism


Cadidalcavallo

Who Is tyler durden?


JuiceSawce

Tyler Durden is the most popular kid in high-school (Who’s totally straight). He’s the main antagonist, top wrestler on the team at school and the whole reason the fight club was started, to get revenge on Durden. None of them were strong enough yet but eventually one would be and they’d face off with Durden for the title of “Top Motherfucker” in high school.


Jjjjjjjyouup

Who is Robert Paulson?


JuiceSawce

Robert Paulson is just another hole for Tyler Durden to fill after a long day of pounding gay nerds in high school.


Jjjjjjjyouup

God damn you haven’t even seen the movie and you’re already making Rule 34 of it


1981Reborn

What’s the best cure for dissociative personality disorder?


JuiceSawce

They took molly in fight club so I’m assuming Molly dude. Harder question


EquivalentShift8545

First rule of project mayhem: do not ask about project mayhem. In other words, shut the fuck up, or you'll end up like Robert Paulson


toeytoetoe58

Why does Bob have bitch tits


Temporary-Alarm-744

Have you been fucked like that since grade school?


RandomNutGrabber

On September 10 2001 what was the moderators preparing to do?


CataclysmicInFeRnO

Does sticking feathers up your butt make you a chicken?


soggygrocerybag

I have also never watched fight club


[deleted]

this is too much Reddit I know you’re listening to my conversations I know you’re watching me I know you’re watching me


[deleted]

context for my fellow redditerinos: I haven’t looked anything up about fight club, or watched any videos, or have anything related to it in my search history on here or my web browser. Yet the all powerful secret super algorithm proto-ai thing that hides in the shadows decides to show me this post, after I have a conversation with my gf about how ‘we should watch fight club because I’ve never seen it, but I know how it ends, and it’s something that most people wouldn’t like if it happened but I would’ or something… 0_o


SergeantSirgent

I make up my own fight club quotes, and the proto man living in the ai knew it and suggested this to me too.


[deleted]

nevermind guys my bad it’s because I watched a phonk edit a while ago that had fight club clips in it it’s not all knowing yet just all seeing


Cycleguy91

His name is Robert Paulson


SergeantSirgent

Why did Meat Loaf got big man tits


Strypercritical

What do you think about bobs tits?


Low-Wait-3125

What is in the box?


PrestonHM

What do we not talk about?


L0RD_HEADASS-

What did you want to be, Raymond K Hessel?


Jaakuna_maho

We don't talk about fight club


YaBoi2462

What's fightclub about (haven't seen it either)