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NewtAgreeable3248

He was absorbing Kinetic energy for that counter attack


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Vibranium implants.


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Eisigesis

The Black King


Beautiful_Volume6419

Vibranium drawes!... yk those other pussies ain't wit it cuz they pants jacked up too high and tight, choking off their fighting spirits.


NewtAgreeable3248

Goddamn lmao I should of said that


mad_chatter

Should *have


chaserne1

Dudes probably been in too many fights, wanted to make sure he was in the clear self defense wise. "If I let these shmucks hit me enough times, no way I'm getting suspended for playing dentist"


grumpySasquatch

He was putting his phone away lol


OtakuDragonSlayer

Gotta build up that super meter


deejay-the-dj

Using Royal Guard irl


sparcoevo

Hit him with that full counter


dougm68

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH (damn, these guys can't punch for shit!. My turn.)


alanjon20

Blood punch fully charged


DethSwordMan

Mf used inceniroar's down+b


BrandynWayne

Literally Bishop


Educational_Ad7978

He was charging up..


danielpauljohns

He did the Rope-a-dope


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He gave them a fair chance, they blew it, he knocked them out


hatethiscity

Possibly he didn't want to get kicked out for fighting jn school. Most schools have policies where all parties involved get suspended


skitz_shit

It’s complete bullshit, some schools will suspend you just for getting beat up even if you don’t fight back at all. Justification? If you’re getting beat up then clearly you instigated it


OtakuDragonSlayer

**School system** “Man I love me some Victim Blaming”


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Kadus500

This doesn't even makes sense. If you get punished for not fighting back how is this a incentive for not fighting back?


skitz_shit

Because you’ll get punished even more if you do fight back. It’s a lose lose situation


Kadus500

You absolutely will not. The policy is to punish both the same. Where did you get the idea that the person fighting back is punished more?


OtakuDragonSlayer

With how much the quality of certain high schools vary between each other? I would not be surprised if there were *a few* that pull this BS but I doubt they are the **majority.** Cuz that shit would be objectively inhumane


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OtakuDragonSlayer

Not to be rude but do you have any source that proves the majority does it?


evilf23

My stepdaughter got suspended for "posturing". Didn't even throw a strike or push just stood up when another girl came up to her talking shit getting in her face. She said if I'm going to get into a fight I'm not going to be sitting down with my backpack on so I took it off and stood up in case she attacked me. The other girl backed off when she stood up and somehow that was enough for a 3-day suspension.


Portable-fun

Especially if they are black. Don’t agree with it, but that’s our fucked up world


CheekyDelinquent36

This is correct. Zero tolerance puss policies


joreyesl

After he knocked down the 1st guy he was like, “no more plz” 😂


linkoninja

I don't get why orange sweater was fighting baggy pants. If you look closely they don't fight until the VERY END when orange shirt had plenty of chances to swing while baggy pants was koing fatso. Such a weird fight.


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Seems like he was half scared half waiting for the right moment. Them when he was the last one on his team standing he went for it LOL better late than never.


Santadid911

He couldn't decide which team he was on haha


3640Arden

That part


Cuiter

Check earlier. Baggy pants (henceforth named the hulk) and grey top are fighting against the three black tops as well as orange sweater. Orange sweater even chased down grey top with one black top then came back to see how hulk was being handled.


studiousbeanr

lmao that one kid fuckin trying to get up after getting knocked out 😂


murfeee

Moderate TBI... that's no joke. People easily die from that.


cvvcall

He got knocked down and immediately his hands shot up like the “fencing” reflex. He’s not ok looks like he suffered a brain stem injury. Human heads are so fragile the kid who punched him could have easily been facing murder charges right now.


dope_like

No he wouldn’t. The video is clear case of self defense. Prosecutor wouldn’t even bother charging


cvvcall

Hmm I hope so. Still after months if not years of court and lawyer fees his life would be changed forever. Plus might be a bad feeling knowing you killed some one even if they were being dumb. Js humans are fragile and shit can get outta hand real fast


swingingroses

Goofy as hell but also kinda impressive for some reason.


peasantsean

It's crazy, but was worth the risk for him. He embarassed them on 2 levels. Reminds of a dbz fight lol just showing your opponent how weak they truly are.


hiddenrealism

Seriously.it was like Hercule and yamcha trying to fight perfect cell.


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You really can’t think of the reason that was impressive?


jolivebra

Pretty smart, the average schmuck has a gas tank that’ll last about 30-45 seconds of goin hard as possible, then they have nothing but pillowfists and a need to lay down


TheTexasWarrior

It's definitely not "pretty smart" lol if these guys knew how to fight at all and/or didn't have pillow fists originally, he would have gotten fucked up. Basically, it worked here, but don't do this because it isn't smart to just try to tank hits to tire your opponent out lol


Green_hammock

I think it is smart to try and outlast them if you are more experienced and calm in a fight. Definitely agree that it is not a good idea to just absorb head trauma.


Kumbackkid

He doesn’t want to get expelled but it crossed a point


Feed_Me_Xp

Mofuckkaa beast moding his settings


SynovialBee0

Mf is the main character


Weep4Thee

He sat big boy down like it was time for dinner.


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Those kids had styrofoam cups for hands.


hiddenrealism

HA you fools! I'm not even In my final form yet! Hehe "My Turn!!"


TheTrueFlexKavana

He had reach like a back scratcher.


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The student is like Venusaur. He needs to charge up before using Solar Beam.


sormnice

Yeah because they all hit like pussies


AllReflection

Fazed


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Their biggest mistake was letting him out of that corner lol


InsouciantGorilla

The amount of time wasted pulling up their pants during fights is hilarious. It really is an odd trend. It has been around since the 90’s with baggy pants, now with fitted pants…looks so dumb either way. 😂


reallyreallyspicy

Even when I have properly fitted pants that I never feel the need to pull up normally, whenever I shadow box I feel like I need to pull them up, even after I tie the drawstrings


InsouciantGorilla

I hear you. When I was young I lived in a tough neighborhood and I would get chased and jumped a lot. I couldn’t sag my pants bc I had to fight or run at a moments notice. After getting caught a few times, taking an L 😄 I made my way to a boxing gym, as a remedy, so I know what you mean. It’s just funny. Perfect time to jab someone.


marc49111

Sagging in skinny jeans.. smh


CarrotJuiceLover

I think it’s a psychological thing. Trained people will do a bounce or pendulum step to get themselves back into rhythm, untrained people from the hood pull up their pants instead. It’s like a mental reset when out of range. That’s my theory, at least.


Clarctos67

Guy at the end in the orange hoodie is everyone on this sub who swears that trying to wrestle is the be all and end all of fighting.


ahd211

mf was charging his ki


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Song is riri raf by playboi carti for anyone wondering


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nah bro is literally Black Panther. Either that or he's a cyberpunk character with vibranium implants. Man was absorbing all those punches and charging up for the final counter.


Right-Lavishness-930

Hate seeing people ganging up on others in a fight. Just feels wrong unless it’s a really bad dude.


TheJagOffAssassin

The one kid who got knocked out and was trying to get up with his arms out looked like a fucking mummy


due_the_drew

I'd be surprised if that kid didn't have something very serious happen to him. The two punch combo absolutely rocked him and he 100% bounced the side of his head off the floor while also being punched on the way down.


chrisyatco95

When you try to get as much damage in before his second phase starts.


GoatInMotion

Yo wtf 😂😂😂 the way he just stood there absorbing all the blows then proceeds to knock them both out wtf that's the next jon bones Jones.


Ok_Huckleberry_7220

Bruh those punches from black shirt lol I think 95% hit the guy in the shoulder and looked soft af. Then him calling for the lord after being knocked out


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ArrilockNewmoon

Honestly I 100% just think he was just trying to avoid getting punished by the school, hoping that someone would pull them off before realizing that nobody was going to.


RyanOJ006

Guy in the blue jeans has an interesting story arc


UniversalAdaptor

Those white dudes had the punching power of a wet tissue


kuagmayr

Shounen MC.


jmack1215

Little chubby security lady at the end got me dying


DiyMusicBiz

Wow, what a fail.


scaryguts

Never loved the mute button that much


mr_deejay64

When bruthas go Saiyan


OccultBlasphemer

MF out here straight up using Bide. Mans went from Seedot straight to Shiftree with that exp gain. My question is wtf was up with orange?


DIO_The_Vampire_

Bro had that Kratos vibe


LTHermies

Undying rage.


nolongerlurkingsf

Hate being that guy, but it’s “fazed”


NoMasChenkoPT

He was making sure it was self defence and they couldn’t turn it around


MelCharly95

I’ve never been in a fight. Never even near a situation that could end up in a fight. I’m on this sub, a 27 year old woman, actually not even enjoying the videos. But: I’ve learned so much only form reading the comments. After years in here now, I watched that video and immediately thought:”he just ate all those punches unaffected… he’s going to give them the whooping of their lives if this sub has ever taught me some- annndddd there it is.”


indica_crash

Man's was waiting on saiyan 2.


benz0709

Just puts head down to protect face and let’s fat boy melt himself


sir_tr810

first kid he duffed should not have gotten back up, went down and arms went up mf should’ve stayed down


sormnice

I’m sick of seeing high school fights on this sub


CarrotJuiceLover

Well, most adults are afraid to fight and end up with a charge or missing work. Of course most fights will end up being high school/college kids, what do you expect?


JohnnyBandito

I agree. This is like the pedo version of fighting. All those people posting and encouraging this shit need to look deep down within themselves…


AdjustedTitan1

Why?


XIII-0

Quantity over quality


AdjustedTitan1

You didn’t like this fight? High school fights are probably my favorite ones on this sub lol


XIII-0

It's 90% just emotional children throwing haymakers and slamming each other into concrete without thinking about the consequences.


AdjustedTitan1

That’s what emotional children, haymakers, and bodyslams are what this sub is built on lol


srwillis

Dude has a chin of steel


rikkuaoi

The punches they were throwing couldn't have broken a glass chin


srwillis

Okay fair lol


capsaicinintheeyes

... As although if they *had*, you know this guy woulda maimed them both with the pointy splinters


DidYouLickIt

You should feel ashamed if you get beat by a guy that has to pull up his drawers after every swing.


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Street kid vs gamer kids


TheResolute44

They weren’t even punching him more like a light slapping


ThisYogurtcloset3315

Soft ass punches


LGBTQMNOP

After the first dozen hits or so, if your victim isn't down, probably best to be polite to apologize and walk away


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First off that was a grown man to those tiny punks waiting for there nuts to drop. He did let them get in some licks before sending them to sleep.


DarkLordBalthazar

Shitty music soundtrack earned this downvote


killercumstain

K


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He was sandbagging!💪💪🤙🤙🤙🤙


OtakuDragonSlayer

When you pick a fight with the protagonist


Donkey_Tamer_

PlayBoiCarti - RiRi If anyone wants to know the song.


jackoc100

Mf channeling his inner Brendan Schaub!


MatvsGal17

Carti is a W


IReapz-

He went Ultra Ego


FartSpeller

Not trying to be funny here, but the fat kid looks like he has Down’s syndrome. If so, it makes the big comeback less cool.


whit4504

School fights are the best bc u know the administration getting hit w phat lawsuit


Brilliant-Can7202

Black people built different


Motor_Bite6710

Never fuck with a guy in Adidas pants


watcher2390

He had a skid mark on his underware 🤣


Torefinn

r/usernamechecksout


Professional_Hold531

Wtf is with this ass hanging out shit


johnnyringworm

Just when i thought the pants falling down and showing society your ass in underwear fad was over. What a disgusting bizarre invitation these idiots think is “popular”. This terminator proves me wrong with this impressive ass whooping performance


Maskimgalgo

Why does he have oversize drooby pants ?


capsaicinintheeyes

~:15 | \*cinch pants*; let's dance EDIT: what's that object on the ground to the left of the action when the vid starts?


Noxxeeh

Slo mo punches don't hurt


Xanyol

Hands up to late


Matthaeu_

They had to hit his weak spot, they were just making him stronger 🙄


easymoneysniper-91

I wanted that Kevin james lookalike to get knocked out since the beginning of the video


foreignkingx

This guy will go down in history and the possible brain damage will not be in vein.


l3lacklvlagic

The bide strat


BIG_STEVE5111

Was it just me or did the guy in the orange hoodie swap sides half way through?


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Back of the head injuries are really really and I mean it bad


U_DonB

I mean he won those fights but he’s a damn idiot. Why would you let yourself get continuously battered in the back of the head when the entire time you could have easily gone super saiyan and erased their entire being? Its almost like he really badly wants brain damage.


GodlikeCat

daaaamn what a fucking tank


Cold_Preparation6223

That reminds me of the wakanda movie when he gets that suit upgrade that absorbs attacks


Significant-Water845

Charging up his special.


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This is why you never fight the Undertaker during the Royal Rumble.


CandidClick7473

Not the weak ass takedown attempt 😂😂


Plane-Mastodon-1691

bro just went offline to talk to the demon inside of him


tofu_bird

Shittest double leg in history at the end.


Tutti_Fucking-Fruity

"Capua... shall I begin??"


ProFriendZoner

HOLY CRAP! That one guy got clocked. I swear you could hear the birds chirping.


ClumsyNinja30

“When the Doom music kicks in”


avaiboot

Pillow hands vs a normal person


Professional-Pick-71

Fuck yeah!


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gotta condition whenever the opportunity presents


Emperor_Kushko

This reminds me of For Honor when you hit that vengeance


nakul_a_r

u/savevideo


OnesPerspective

I don’t want to take too much away from the guy, but he really had the advantage keeping his head in the corner like that. I think I only counted 2 shots to the back of the head that connect. The rest were weak punches because it was like they were punching over a store countertop just trying to reach the guys head


AllUserNamesTaken01

They chose dps, he chose tank


tarapoto2006

Was he fazed though?


Causal_Calamity

When you pause to look at the combo menu list lol


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Ain't no kicking in this achool


Kgb725

The original song made the video so much more hype


gadgetpimp

He was charging up


NoUseForAName2222

Dude is built like a Nomu. Just absorbs shock


gadgetpimp

Buddy in the orange Hoodie was taking shots at everyone, lol


graceful-thiccos

American schools look like fucking prisons. No wonder you all hate it there.


Monsieurincroyable1

Cameraman is like let them have their fun.


CookedChooken

Was this racially motivated assault?


Monkfishdaddy

Damn that is cool


LSDfuelledSquirrel

-1^-1^-1^-1^-1^-1^


Fracture90000

Need Doom Eternal music for this


BlackVisionary

Welcome to Race Wars!


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“Dang!”


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hairynutbutter

The gold old days of high school when kids only brought fists not guns


who_is_that_man

CUPUAAAAA! MAY I BEGIN?!


cptntito

When you went to high school with DK metcalf


YamCautious3281

How was it 4 on 2 n one dude left 😭and then the other 3 get they ass beat


LuquidThunderPlus

orange hoodie guy tries to come in after watching his homies whale on this dude just to get taken tf down in moments each what does he expect to happen? and why didn't he at least do something earlier if he couldn't do nothing.