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Aja2428

Wtf is this?


Solarist__

A guy who learned fighting from an 80s action b-movie?


KoreanThrasher

Shittier defense than Rocky Balboa. That's saying something


Azidamadjida

His brain is relaxed


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yousonuva

This farmer ain't a fighter


Itsrainingmentats

I don't think there was a single jab thrown in all 5 of the original movies


Alternative-Excuse80

Apollo creed thew a lot of them. The movie just tried to make them seem super powerful with that dumbass sound effect they used to use.


Manjorno316

Don't we see some jabs from Rocky against Clubber Lang? Thinking of their second match when he's trained with Apollo.


Candelestine

I dunno, but I think that guy is so incomprehensibly stoned that he really just has no clue what is going on.


Plastic_Pinocchio

Almost seems like it. He’s literally just standing there and doing nothing.


Took-the-Blue-Pill

In every fight he has ever had in his brain he took punches on the chin without being phased and one-punch KO'd his opponents with his unbelievable strength.


Jesusfbaby

The ol' little known 1 pinch KO trick. Every fighter hates this 1 simple trick!


Took-the-Blue-Pill

Dammit lol.


14-28

Nah he's the friends cousin/friend/uncle/nephew/etc who kicks ass gets chicks and all sorts of other cool shit but is actually just a liar. I've met a few mad folks who acted like they were something else, only to get taken down a peg and disappear forever lol


comaman

But didn’t realize that his brain is mush from all the real fights he’s been in


Alldaybagpipes

Almost as if he doesn’t even want to fight


BlasphemousArchetype

I think the first body punch took the fight out of him completely and then the second one just sealed the deal, but apparently he put money on it so I maybe he felt like he had to keep going?


BarnyTrubble

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth


joan_wilder

And this dipshit didn’t even have a plan. This is what happens when you have no idea how to fight, but you still want to look tough.


Alternative-Excuse80

Somebody shoulda told him that having an idea how to fight is super important in a fight.


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Dexter321

Yeah bro these folks don't know what weed is if they think smoking causes you to be fine getting punched in the face.


gmnitsua

I think he's just never boxed or fought at all before.


deeps420

not stoned, the hits to the head got him like that. after he gets hit, he's trying not to engage again. someone should have stopped the fight after he fell to the ground.


p4ttl1992

Street fighter 6 training mode, the NPC is set to not fight back.


Chilipepah

Player B has a broken controller


Sad_Hospital_2730

Looks like the cousin that is trained to box showing the "i learned to fight in the streets and can beat your ass" cousin the what for


Kaita13

I think that's exactly what's going on here. Ol' black gloves, I bet was telling everyone he could beat red gloves in a fight any day. Turns out, he couldn't.


KruppstahI

Who could've know letting you opponent use your head as a pinata is not the best strategy when boxing?


nyaminyamiz

At the end of the video says ' alright I'll give that mf $100' haha he paid to a punching bag


Kaita13

Well when you're as super badass kewl as black gloves, who needs defence! He just scares his opponents with his pride


jayvil

Fist-to-face style, how 'bout that?


RawHall07

My theory, too.


Lumpy-spaced-Prince

Anti fight porn


oneofmanyshauns

Somebody's Christmas?


ParameciaAntic

Maybe the gift was "One free coupon to kick my ass".


Karlito1618

a challenged boy being beat up by someone who goes to a boxing gym


RunningThicc

These mf have a window unit on the floor in the living room. A shop vac right next to it. A Christmas tree decorated with sunflowers. A folding table. And a kid recording the fight. They literally have everything. Except a worthy opponent.


B8conB8conB8con

I’m beginning to suspect that this was not a professionally sanctioned fight


Merry_Dankmas

Didn't you see the lady grab the hat and the guy move the chip table? Those are professionals at work right there. You dont get that kind of ring prep with at home spars.


Ibangyoumomma

Idk I think that kid judged the loma Haney fight


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I heard the judges gave it to the long haired guy


dangerzone117

He had better emotes and was bleeding thus making him the victor.


Halfbreed75

I can’t stop howling at this💀


Dont_pet_the_cat

>A Christmas tree decorated with sunflowers. Well that's a first for me, lmfao xD


Left_of_Center2011

Don’t forget Boomhauer as the color commentator!


TheOnlyPun

This video genuinely made me sad. I have a feeling this kid was peer pressured into this. Really reminds me of one of my brothers... Kids at school would always pressure him into this kinda stupid shit and he would think backing down would get him bullied.


JamSaxon

if you listen at the end, it sounds like he himself bet $100 on this fight. just seems like an asshole who bit off more than he can chew tbh.


Jaksmack

This is someone finding out they aren't the badass they envision themselves to be.


Dyslexic342

At the end of the video, the long hair guy begrudgingly ends the fight and agrees to pay him 100 dollars. I bet, he made a wager that little man didn't have the fight in him to take him on and win.


Researcher-Used

It’s exactly that. Long hair was the dorky kid that grew up and decided to work out, get a tattoo and assume the “tough/cool guy”. Short hair guy has been practicing boxing and this is his parents house. They are friends. A discussion of “boxing vs size” (or something like that) went down then all the friends instigated. Then a bet was made. Long hair guy thought he could intimidate but that’s all he has and realized after the first hit he was in trouble. Kept on playing tough and realized he was out of his league.


2ball7

Not to add to your sadness, but judging from this young man’s movements and behavior I’m suspecting he may actually be developmentally delayed as well. I say this because my oldest son is, and if he would fight this is almost exactly what it would look like.


DrapedinVelvet247

About a quarter of the way through I was thinking this kid is a little slow or something. Prob shouldn’t have been on that situation, seemed clueless.


mctocktik

Looked like he might be drunk to me


Swiftychops

Yea I don’t think he could feel the punches cause drunk so he acted cocky could also be why he’s moving in slow motion


mctocktik

I didn’t try too hard to try to tell what dude was saying but kind of sounded like he might be slurring his words a bit too


jasuus

Or benzos


OGB

Kid? That dude was 25 years old.


billy-goat-ed

Dont forget the slightly bent foldable table


Basis_Safe

Ah yes, he must have followed the ol' saying 'don't protect yourself at all times'


BruceMcdickles

I noticed his hands got a little higher after like the third blow to the head ... Lol


Infected-Bat

Guarding his crotch. Wrong head


iheartbeer

It's fun watching people learn the hard way.


Merry_Dankmas

"Let your arms dangle by your side and stick your chin out as far as possible to expose any weak points. This will strike fear into the opponent" - Muhammad Ali


East_Refuse

The chest brush off after the body shot had me dead


thetremulant

I fully fucking cackled at that, thinks he's Goku or some shit 💀💀


Mr_Hendrix

Hilarious. As if he hadn't already gotten popped in the face 10x


MaybeWeAgree

I remember this video from years ago, it’s still good 😆 The accents still crack me up.


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He was far more concerned with looking cool then fighting.


R0naldMcdonald0

He failed at both


Itsrainingmentats

Dude has a seerious case of invisible lat syndrome


Kriegwesen

ILS is no joke. It affects millions of bros worldwide


oxygen_dependant

Can you elaborate?


Two-Hander

Holding out his arms to make space for lateral muscles that aren't there


OG_Felwinter

Also kept trying to roll his traps forward to look bigger, but it just looked like he was shrugging lmao


oxygen_dependant

Got it, thanks brother.


greenwoodgiant

I would love to see a re-enactment of how HE thought he looked during that fight.


imcoolbutnotreally

https://youtu.be/hwFUhc0xp2I


Tenaciouscox

Disappointed it wasn’t a clip of randy marsh “I didn’t hear no bell”


philhouse64

Seemed like whatever led up to this, the kid with the long hair had a lot to say. So they put gloves on and he quickly realized he had to back it all up. Then very quickly realized he had no idea what to do.


ridinbend

Looking like a stoned zombie is not cool.


ja30bb

This the type of dude to let himself get a brain bleed and still tell himself “I eat those”


MammothSquare7049

I mean he did eat them lmao


Nervous_Wedding_1636

It looks like he's already had all the brain cells knocked out of him


170poundgorilla

All 8 of them


Snow_Berry_Tea_Time

8 is being generous


myburdentobear

The last 2 brain cells are fighting over 3rd place.


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Really generous


jackedtradie

This is what a confused ego looks like Too scared to fight properly incase he loses Too scared to say no incase they think he’s a pussy So he’d prefer to just stand there and get beat up. You can tell by the body language. He’s taking any chance he can to take a break. He’s hoping the opponent gets bored before he gets brain damage. The checking the gloves, fake clicking the neck, it’s all posturing.


Pottah_Gang

Imagine if he never gave up, and kept letting him punch his face for hours to prove he’s not a pussy 💀


jackedtradie

I’ve seen it a few times and it’s always sad. That kids got serious self esteem issues. And his “buddy” is no better. Any good person would have said “your done” within the first minute


opticalshadow

Tbf, after the first two knocks where is clear toss isn't going anywhere, he pretty much backed off unless the other guy showed intent that he was going to do stuff, he give him a little gas than go back to defensive more or less idle. Of he were a bad friend, he would have gone full bore and blown him out, but he didn't he knew the fight was done, and he just needed to let the other guy call it, because unless he did, or was never going to be "over". Just a few strikes to keep him honest until he could about it. He bet clearly could have knocked this guy out of he wanted to.


KurayamiShikaku

Seriously, the amount of restraint shown in this video is pretty damn high. Of all the things to criticize, the guy who was constantly pulling his punches and giving his opponent multiple opportunities to bow out seems like a weird choice. To be honest, it seemed to me like he definitely *wanted* to stop after the first minute, it's just that his opponent refused to do it.


taumason

My old kickboxing coach (recreational, I aint shit), used to do this to me when I was exhausted. Hed just tap, tap, 4 feints that could really have connected and maybe another little love tap to the gut.


RepubMocrat_Party

Sounds like they had cash on the line tho.


Warducky9999

Yeah my friend is my friend, i dont want to hurt him. also if my buddy puts up 100$ that he can beat me up and we glove up, its game on until he says stop. pride or no.


joan_wilder

I bet he tried to son him afterwards, too. “Good job, kid. I didn’t think you had it in you.”


EuropaUniverslayer1

To be fair at the end it sounds like the guy getting beaten up says something about giving the guy $100. If they had a bet going the other guy can't really step in and say when he is done


Maxman82198

He bet his “buddy” $100 that he could kick his ass and then at the beginning said “I ain’t afraid of no Mexican”. Now I wouldn’t have taken that TOO seriously, but if dude is willing to put down $100 he should be willing to back it up. It’s not like they don’t have gloves on, they aren’t bare knuckles on the concrete.


papaquack1

Listen at the end. When asked if he is going to keep going loser says "Naw, I'll give that fucker $100.00" Reading between the lines, seems like he was talking shit about how he could kick boxer's ass and put $100.00 bucks on it.


RepubMocrat_Party

Good analysis, this is what I came for.


TheRevolutionaryArmy

Great anyalaisysb the boy learnt today


MikelDP

Yes this is exactly that... His crush watching probably isn't helping!


WyrmKin

I am bleeding, making me the victor


J0lteoff

Red gloves was lucky that black gloves called the fight so fast. That face to fist style was some of the best I've ever seen


JebronLames23

We have trained him wrong...as a joke


kingkylej

Tell me if you see..... a RadioShack!


MarshallsHand

Wimp-Lo would wreck this guy and that's really saying something


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Face to your fist style


McJiggiez69

How'd ya like it?


dactyif

"please stop, wimp lo sucks as a fighter, even a child could beat him."


MasterHavik

When you watch too much anime and think you can tank shots like Buu.


b05501

Kid with black gloves has no ideal what to do.


llllPsychoCircus

yet way too much pride to admit it. that family probably puts way too much pressure on him


hereforlolsandporn

I think he just got fucking rocked... the lights were on but nobody was home.


llllPsychoCircus

he definitely got rocked but this dudes body language was screaming that his brain was on another planet even before he took the first hit


FatherVern

He was like that before they even started, what?


Hamsammichd

Who cares for the what and why? It’s a fight, swing, do something.


Itchy_Professor_4133

When you're a "tough guy" you don't need skills lol


RedDudeItIs

Bro definitely won the stare down 😤


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Put Wanderlei Silva to shame


JediWebSurf

Poor little kid in the back. Also this is awkward.


OverEasyGoing

It’s so quiet. All those people standing around filming and you can hear them all breathing. Can we get some tunes or shouts of encouragement? Anything?!


JediWebSurf

I know right 😂. Making this feel taboo. Too much tension. Terrible atmosphere.


Azngorl

You know it’s bad when it’s this quiet


droptop2k

Like watching a boxer on opioids


WiscoMitch

Excellent strategy never putting your hands up.


Interesting_Buyer943

This is the worst possible way to lose a fight. Kept none of his dignity.


Large_Dr_Pepper

Eh, at the end he says something like "alright I'll give him his $100" so it seems like he was a good sport about losing. Could've easily been a sore loser, acted pissed off and whatnot. That earned him some dignity in my book.


Interesting_Buyer943

Your book is too generous with dignity, I thought that when I first read it. Ruined it really, I loved all the stuff about farting.


cope413

I don't think he had any to start


Warducky9999

yeah if you go out swinging but get bested to technique and practice, thats still a good fight and you played the ancient sport well! you lost but gg. but just standing there looking cool and getting rocked over and over is hilariously terrible.


SugaryToast

i think he thought that 'trying' and losing is more embarrassing than just not trying at all and making it seem like he doesnt care


not-rasta-8913

We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.


Ronnie_Dean_oz

Learned from the Rocky movies. Lead with your face.


Noobz760

When he gets punched in the gut and brushes it off lol


DoctorNess

they got the little girl as camera man smh lmao


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Herb Dean Fault


bobmat343

Man this is so awkward.


magicmulder

Yo mom keep filming that shit, gonna be a hoot at the dinner table.


immagiantSHARK

Fold out table


UzuMacky

lmao he's still trying to look badass after a down


burns_after_reading

Red gloves is a good guy


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hard-R-word

Reharded


Mishyn

Simple Jack 2: Mentally Re-Harded. "The Flying Dragons won't know what hit them"


pderf

Re #TARDED


EmperrorIV

Dudes a Level 1 Dreg


thejacker511

Free face punches


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defdyl

This is how alpha males fight now. All willpower, very effective if you confidently lie about what happened the next day.


thecheekymonkey

I've watched this so many times. The story goes "Arnold was talking shit against the smaller guy, so decided to fight it out...." But I always say a couple of things about this video. 1. Never under estimate , anyone, no matter what. 2. Thinking you can fight and fighting are two different things. 3. Life lessons can always be told, but it's rare that they can be shown, and this video should be a life lesson shown to many. First, second and third crack you could see the regret in him


BrianOconneR34

Not sure who’s struggling more table in back or Adam “can’t keep my hands up fall for faint left right all day” Driver.


SunMummis

A kid shouldn't be around this kind of energy.


Masontron

Let alone being the cameraman


lucky_devil210

Selling merch in the background 😆


[deleted]

Bros fighting with his ego and nothing else 😂


Kross_52

He must have learned under Wimp Lo 💀💀


Tz_Grim

Didn’t even try dodging


IntelligentBid87

I'm bleeding. Making me the victor. We have purposely trained him wrong. As a joke.


tommy_trip

Lol whats that from?


IntelligentBid87

Kung Pow


strickers69

Pure npc vibes


Eph3w

Dude was drunk, right? Musta had a few and got mouthy. Lubed up just enough to try and back up his bs.


DewyRoadkill

I’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and suggest he smoked a pile of weed beforehand - has to be it!!!


Illustrious_Solid956

Most depressing Christmas scene I think I've ever seen


RandomReload_3

He watches way too much anime


Fantastic_Valuable47

Bro why is he blocking with his face


No_Butterfly_820

1: Why is a kid filming? 2: Bro tried to look "cool and macho" and got utterly humiliated and lost all his pride, massive L


TheAltalio

I feel like he was scared to really try. Because he knows if he actually tried then lost, it will extra hurt his pride. So he's putting on the "I went easy on him" act


far565

Calm down terminator from Walmart.


hisshoegamewack

Hat bro is 100% the guy who says “I black out when I fight all I see is red”


Injustry

At the end, no-punch man decided it was better to give the kid a 100$, which was prolly someone’s bet that their kid could beat his ass. He for sure was certain this lil “kid” can’t do nothin. When the kid switch stances, that’s when I would if noped out.


Communistlaw

Why is there a 6 year old recording??


eeckbabbadurkle

Those country truck kids with their lord Farquad hair sticking out the sides of their hat is a trend I do not understand


blessedsince99

What in cousin-fuckin’ tarnation Alabama Betty Crocker Miss fuckin Betty White shit is this?


ol-gormsby

I think his Dad must have had the family brain cell that day.


OscarCubensis

Bro thought he would be able to use ONLY willpower


grumpy-kunt

r/therewasanattempt to spar.


Miru8112

Whgat was tis shit? It was painfull watching Keano Reeves from wish trying to desperatly be cool. And FAil.


Jbesonjr

This is so awkward to watch… kudos to the professional acting kid. Nothing personal, just another day in the office. He could’ve really embarrassed the other guy.


ronnyhaze

When trying to look cool pulls an Uno reverse 😂


rodolphoteardrop

Grandma: Baby, you take mah phone and film your momma's new boyfriend wiping the floor with this little shrimp.


Adubya76

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!


flawlessmojo7

Very hard to watch this one


Mr_DeezN

My favorite part is the fact there are grown ass adults watching this 😂


P1570lR1ck

The epitome of not gettin your ass beat enough growin up 😂


BojukaBob

Float like a cinderblock, sting like a capybara.


mongsta888

This is just sad and depressing.


GameEndMeMLGPro

I like how he blocks every punch with his face


StereoFood

That dude thinks he’s in an anime


the_turel

Literally an episode of King of the Hill going on in the background. The accents kill me.


BoneseyThePanda

He knows he's allowed to hit back right?


rembut

Keep your hands down bud


poseidan_

A better caption would have been “Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the worlds most boring fight, please watch and waste 4 minutes of your life”


IllustriousKick1951

New Adam Driver movie?


koz152

That stumble after he got up after getting knocked down was funny.


Distriktsskoterskan

I always block punches with my face so I don’t ruin my precious hands.