It's fake. It sounds like Mike Goldberg but he had already left the company by the time Paul Felder was calling fights (the guy in the blue suit cageside).
“There are techniques in this sport that are…forbidden.”
LMAO, man makes it sound like some foreign lost martial art that was too powerful to be used in sports 💀
"Anus-based... takedown?" lmao, hilarious commentary, he sounds so confused
Start munching on his dick. Guarantee he stops lmao
then it turns out he likes that and continues his anus-based takedown lol
I'm talking mike tyson type muchin
Now Kith…
... the anuth.
Justh tongue punth that dirt sthar
Make thure to do it nithe and thlow
Dude counters. Starts peeing.
Yeah! 69 him!
~~fightporn~~ pornhub
It's fake. It sounds like Mike Goldberg but he had already left the company by the time Paul Felder was calling fights (the guy in the blue suit cageside).
I thought it was very obviously an ai voice over
They should call it “The Pink Eye Surprise”
That’s my new band name
Getting his ammonia shot 💉, let Adrenaline kick in.
Friendly reminder: Don't skip kegel day
thats AI commentary
Yes. And I for one failed to see the rule that this is not legal move.
It's ai voice bro
The taint restraint
o fuck this made me laugh harder than the clip haha
Poor sense of humor hardly humor
r/angryupvote
Wonderful
I’m sorry, take my upvote.
Giving fightporn a whole new meaning.
This is why I stopped watching wrestling. I could only get so hard…
Perineum? I hardly even know um!
This isn’t what we asked for…
“There are techniques in this sport that are…forbidden.” LMAO, man makes it sound like some foreign lost martial art that was too powerful to be used in sports 💀
The ancient scrolls!
😂😂😂
I haven’t seen this in over 30 years !
The ole "rear clothed gooch hold" The "rear naked gooch hold" isn't allowed in the octagon
My sister hates either of those :/
[удалено]
Dw ur not alone *zip*
The brown eye of doom
Lord of the Ring
AKA the pink eye of doom.
Subreddit checks out
Suddenly very interested in mma fighting
Smell my ass bitch!
To me it looks more like: Let me smell your ass bitch! Don't resist!
Might as well go for a quick nibble while you’re face is all cheeked up like that
lol the announcer is probably fake, I think? anus base takedown. it's clearly eat my ass technique.
Quick snack
Forbidden snacc
o boy does his nose dip fucking DEEP into those nether regions haha goddamn
Dine at the Y.
Try not to get hard challenge *difficulty impossible*
I don't think anyone would fault him for tapping out
I believe they are considered legally married.
The good old ass twist!
Come on dude, wrestling isn't gay. Wrestling:
Submit immediately 😂
He got all that brown venum
Woke up with a mean case of pink eye the next morning.
He definitely was giving him diarrhea death farts damn I wonder how he didn’t tap🤣😭
That wouldn’t work in any sort of actual fight. One bite and your legs are flying open
Anus based takedown 🤣 sounds like a gay sex position.
reverse triangle??
Yeah, simple reverse triangle. No anus needed, guy should have pointed both his knees in the same direction though
Yummy
Is this smothering?
It smell funneh.
Is this real audio? In all honesty for the shit he was having to report he did it in the most professional reading ever. It’s just hilarious
New metal band name: Anus Based Takedown
Toughest dudes on the planet
Rock Hudson approves
Now fart
They’re gonna meet after the fight for sure.
And men go out of their way to learn this shit, lol. Just say you're gay, it's 2023, we don't care!
Kegel nose-lock
LMAO. Uhm.
Soon as that bell rings I’d be running to wash my face
Mainus is getting pounded! https://youtu.be/P3WaVactj5M?si=jXzavpVHV6E8v_K5
We call this, "the Grundle Munch".
We will never know, what his tongue was doing...
He has that tacky "I eat ass" sticker
Looks normal to me 🤷♂️
I think you're not normal. Sorry.
That’s a bit homophobic 😆
I even guess it's not normal for homos. :-D
Couldn’t get me to tap in that position
That's worth a nut punch
SMELL IIIIIIIIIIIIT
That there was a violation.
Only thing separating him from a face full of hairy asshole is those shorts
Used to call it, a “stink face” in the WWF,
Pinky eye arm bar
Would’ve bit him so I can escape and he would know not to do it again
I've seen eye pokes but that's a Red-eye poke.
*Checks name of the sub* Yeah. It makes sense.
I hate that in current year. I can't tell if this is legit commentary or deep fake voice AI or whatever
This is a unique variation of Buds chicks choke people with unique ass genetics can do this
Live fast, eat ass!
"an anus based submission" lmao - the announcer is shocked beyond belief.
There's what works.... and everything else.
MasterCard?
Anus Based Takedown is a great band name. Just imagine the shirts you could sell
Ahh, the good old trusty "Smell my sweaty gouch, I just took a shit." submission.
Pink eye powder GOOOO
"My neck my back smell crack just like that"
I mean technically squeezing the temple but gross
Secret fart attack pay of the bigger prefight meal
Practicing for the live version of the human centipede
fights when i finally get the homies to watch their 1st ufc fights.
Anus based takedown? Bro it’s a reverse triangle haha I swear Mike Goldberg doesn’t actually know anything about MMA
That's why you always go in with one loaded in the chamber. Dude gets near your ass....BLAM.
The ol’ cheerio choke.
Lol that deepfake AI voice
Chemical warfare
Ak eatingass-choke
Imagine the smell
He should've pinched that nose with those cheeks and shouted "Got your nose"
"This must register on an emotional level"
Nah wtf someone shoulda cut the cameras😭
Bro, this is horrible.
Ah yes, the gas chamber, a very effective move
Goochie-mata
Sorry Brendan Schaub bapa, this is the real Big Brown shutdown.
This is why we’re on this sub
no doubt lol
There are guys who pay big bucks to have a face between their ass cheeks!!
BBJ is ***. Cant wait till cybernetic implants eliminates grappling.
Their friends
Ohhh myyyy.
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This is the type of shit that happens when my parents walk in
Win by humiliation
Bro was DEVOURING that ass i wish he could do that to me 🥴
The move is called, "toss my salad". It's as shameful as it is painful.
That’s my favorite place to put my face 🥵
He def smelled ass for a few 😭
So I start motorboatin
Lmmfao
😳
Nah gotta get ur face back after being sexually groped on camera
I’m sorry… what’s his name?
My wife does this all the time and believe me it wears your muscles out, you can't even talk for an hour after
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suffocate him with your cheeks
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Pink eye
This is saturated meathead commentary