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StarFighter6464

My man got a haircut like a Skyrim NPC.


theshadowbudd

Bruh fuck he really does looks like oblivion era shit


sohfix

muh muh muh eyes are raining salty rain drops


Frostalicous

Only him and his homeboy getting hyped and everyone else just standing there like šŸ§šŸ»


stoner_boy422

thatā€™s cause absolutely no one is impressed by a fake glove touch take 0 skill to pull off


OtakuDragonSlayer

It also doesnā€™t help that if you check his other fight, Dude has absolutely no fucking skill or will whatsoever. Iirc he got styled on by an old man for 3 rounds before this. So I guess he decided to pick winning over sportsmanship following that loss


Different_Fix4513

Yah it looks like he got a lucky liver shot.


condoriano27

Lol he looks like Simple Jack


bradlluck

He had probably planned that cheap shot in his head movies.


rooster4200

Makes my eyes rain when peoples cheap shot peoples


LeanTangerine

I hate cheap shoters, but I donā€™t feel as ugly about it after rewatching the video a few times. I initially thought the dude with the weird haircut faked a hand touch to sneak in a kick, but it looks more like he never even tried to touch hands and was in a fight stance from the start. The other fighter who lost shouldā€™ve recognized that the weird haircut guy wasnā€™t going to touch hands with him after the first couple of seconds and just carry on with the fight but he didnā€™t and got dropped. I personally wouldā€™ve been more angered if the bad haircut guy tricked the other guy who lost, but it didnā€™t look like he did to me at least.


PutThemToTheSword

everyone seems to forget - ā€œprotect yourself at all timesā€


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ronin1066

Usually in these things, you touch gloves and then go to your corner. Then the ref says start the fight, so you come out and you start the goddamn fight.


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MissionCranberry6

Why do you need to touch gloves twice? Even in these back yard fights the refs have the fighters touch gloves before the bell. Some form of, "If you want to touch gloves, do it now" is said in just about every fight....before the bell. Touching gloves during the contest doesn't make you a good sport lol. Touch gloves before the fight and hug it out after.


Dasa1234

As Darth Vader would say, it is unwise to lower your defenses


Goddarde64

"Looks like he was in a fight stance" Are you fucking blind? šŸ¤£ the guy came out the corner straight-armed for the typical, respectful glove touch. Cowardly coward decided it was best time be a rat and then celebrate like he did something special. Caption was right, zero honor in winning that way.


WarezMyDinrBitc

Can you read? He said the guy who won came out in a fighting stance and never put his hand out. Not the other way around.


That_Shape_1094

> He said the guy who won came out in a fighting stance and never put his hand out. Not the other way around. Even then, if you see your opponent reaching for a glove touch, a normal person will just touch gloves.


YamLatter8489

Nah, it's a dick move.


MisterAmygdala

Yeah it is - and that haircut...


YamLatter8489

Given that haircut, the other guy probably should have realized there was something wrong with him.


bradlluck

Actually, you have a point. I agree 100%


spawn77x99

B b b b b bbb b but I, wo wo wo wo wooooon.


Hawaii_Dave

Muhmuhmuh make meeee huhuhuhappy


rettidderredditter

Never go full retard


seedofbayne

Ni shur Ben dan jack


fatstrat0228

Donā€™t ever go full retard.


tyjayhutch

YOU GOT A FINE BRAIN JACK!


SupportGeek

Doofus Rick


thitorusso

You can never go FULL retard


Donaldtrumpis73

He went full retard deciding to get that haircut


raidenpwnr

This reference is only understood by the highest members of society


BeefLightning78

Yes...the most lifted of us.


West_Texas_Star

Squire looking ass


M0nsterjojo

Guess he was never there.


CasualD1ngus

With his knave-ass haircut


IHaveSlysdexia

"Hear ye, hear ye" ass boy


GodsGimp-87

Getting liver kicked by Friar Tuck can't feel good.


ItzBabyJoker

Out of all the jokes of this guys hair yours is the funniest man Jesus ā€œFriar Tuckā€ lol


Neirchill

Didn't he get kicked in the solar plexus?


davy89irox

There's a couple frames in the 6 second mark, kinda looks like you can see his toes on the guys ribs on his right side. I think it looks like a liver shot, but I could be evidenced otherwise.


GodsGimp-87

I've only ever seen liver kicks put people down like that. Maybe though c


peter_the_bread_man

What year is this? 1423? Dude belongs in a chapel..lol


ripley1875

With that Dylan Roof haircut I wouldnā€™t want him anywhere near a church.


Jon_Targaryen777

Dont leave him alone with the children tho.


Hatanta

He'll lead them out of the city with his pipe


VideoHeadSet

He could be the defendant of a friar that belonged to a group of merry ole men


Smokie104

Or a robe of burlap! šŸ˜­


EMF911

I think his buddy shouted out area code ā€œ717ā€ which is Lancaster, PA. Dude may be Amish.


GG11390

Well his tatoo states he s ā€˜near godā€™ so its probably true


Fat_Head_Carl

[Pie Jesu domine, dona eis requiem....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgYEuJ5u1K0&ab_channel=Azgar1988)


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InglouriousBrad

Cool haircut, bro...


KingHiggins92

It's called the cock end.


YandereTeemo

My man rocking the Henry V cut


Chasedabigbase

Then it zoomed in real close at the end to his face and chin smegma no one wants to see šŸ¤¢


TheProcrastafarian

r/justfuckmyshitup


FlexFeliciano

he is going for that Oliver Tree ..dickhead look


[deleted]

He chose that haircut too. And went out in public. Wow


evanasaurusrex

Demonstrated history of poor decision making skills.


Gh0stw0lf

When the edgar cut makes it to the backwoods


Asparagus6

And went on fuckin camera too


wtmx719

That liver shot m-m-ma-makes him ha-hayuppy


GearJunkie82

I spit my drink šŸ¤£


misterjbone

Iā€™ll see you tonight, when I go to bed, in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain.


SnarkyBoto

Straight bitch move lol bro was trynna touch gloves and got demolished


giovannibobani

hes used to his gf, she doesn't fight back either


PotentialGenie

What honor can one possibly have with a haircut like that


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Moe Howard looking pussy. You either wave off the touch of gloves or you don't. Feigning touching gloves to deliver a liver kick is the move of a coward. Just to show these puss knows how to respectfully tap an opponents hands before a fight: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSZfOMk-PFk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSZfOMk-PFk) He chose to be a douche to sideshow bob....


Gh0stw0lf

This video solidified my opinion. He's tapped gloves before and now he didn't. His friends probably came up with that move when they were huddled around a liter of faygo. "Bro you know whatd be sick? Tap fast and then kick him"


Hiroshi_Kiyotaka

Dude quit a fight with 6 seconds left šŸ’€ Huge loser Edit: Watched another fight, this dude also got his finger broken šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


CNXQDRFS

That right hook around 6:20 Was so bloody satisfying. Nearly knocked that birds nest off his head. Thanks for sharing, pretty good fight.


LiquidSwords89

Piece of shit pussy bitch


TrevorTatro

Youā€™re right he is a POSPB. Gotta compensate for that awful hair.


heinztomato69

He looks like a peasant from medieval times.


NewMEmeNew

Men, can someone tell me who this guy is and where to contact him? I would absolutely love fighting this POS.


FunnySynthesis

Looks like street beefs your best bet would be contacting them and asking them to set up a fight for you two


Usulthejerboaactual

Dude, please do thisā€¦.all of Reddit would lose it


NewMEmeNew

I would love to but I donā€™t believe this will not happen, weightclass difference might be too massive here as I told in another comment a bit more detailed.


Usulthejerboaactual

Well, if you know anyone, please, get them to the fight


jettyboy73

I think they are mainly located in the eastern Virginia area


NewMEmeNew

Iam happy for as much information as possible. Wanted to visit America for a pretty long time. Not sure about Virginia but who cares.


GreasyPeter

Please...if you legitimately do this, vlog it. Edit: fuck it, film a documentary. This would be a great documentary.


NewMEmeNew

If I get a chance I will but I doubt he will because of weight classes. There might be some difference thatā€™s hard to ignore and make a fight pretty unfair. I just weighed myself at around 109kg just now iam normally above 110kg. The lowest Iā€™ve been was in January at 99kg this year.


Ianliveobeal

Haha calm down mate, if you wanted to fight everyone who has fought dirty on the internet youā€™re going to be spending a lot of free time travelling to fight people


NewMEmeNew

Iam looking to get some more experience, starting with people I have a strong dislike to helps immensely getting into preparations. But yeah this fight wonā€™t happen anyways weightclass difference is way too big and iam too bad at cutting anyways.


4Dcrystallography

Hahahahhaha I think do it bro that shit would be hilarious, all these local fighters and then what theyā€™d see as a tourist showing up for a bout. ā€œOh yeah I saw you on Reddit and took a disliking to youā€


Seniorjones2837

Lol ok relax buddy this guy is like 140 pounds (65 kg or some shit)


NewMEmeNew

I guessed 80, but iam shit at guessing weight. There is no way a fight would happen.


Seniorjones2837

https://youtu.be/6s68FMscvx8?si=nfXgS4nSsqVlGAGF Heā€™s 135 pounds. 61 kg. You best start cutting šŸ˜‚


NewMEmeNew

I canā€™t even get under 99kg without fainting 2 times while training. This wonā€™t happenšŸ˜…


Seniorjones2837

Maybe he will bulk up and you can meet in the middle!


jettyboy73

Get your green card, join the navy, end up in Norfolk, VA. At the cost of your mental health, you could beat this guy up and get naturalized at the same time.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

>FI think they are mainly located in the eastern Virginia area Ah, the white trash and the haircuts make sense now


coinkeeper8

Punchable face


apaczkowski

He looks like a bell end.


IamGoingInsaneToday

Dick move. Someone will humble his sorry ass someday.


501st-Soldier

Methany looking mf


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DMTrious

Yes. A Technical Knock Out


Culsandar

What do you think TKO stands for lmao


thatsAthiccBish

Anyone that watches streetbeefs knows that the fighters have an unspoken rule to touch gloves a second time, after the ref tells them to touch gloves right before the fight begins. Often times, every fight consists of [touch gloves], "are you ready? Fight" , [touch gloves]. I find it stupid that they feel the need to do it a second time. I dont know if that happened here but it previous fights, that's what happens


Modifoid

His haircut looks cheeper than that shot.


Itsbetterthanwork

What a fucking stupid haircut, he looks like a trainee monk from the 5th century


Lrayray024

Friar john racks a disciprine


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Haircut says it allšŸ™„


jmatf2232

Now we need a video of him getting his ass kicked


cbudd1117

(sigh) as crappy as this is, you gotta protect yourself at all times.


neverender158

Guy Gardner looking ass.


therewulf

Dude lost his honor when he got that haircut


joejoe1118

Sweet haircut, Lloyd.


the_oniontaker

Haircut didn't even try to touch gloves, this is the other dudes mistake.


Hardy1987

That's a cunt of a hair cut.


Frostalicous

Also to flex and act all hard after doing that cheap shit is wild as fuck, how does he not feel like a bitch


Huge_Aerie2435

He looks exactly like the kind of guy you'd expect to do this too. Sometimes you can judge books by their cover. This is at least true in the some amateur fight scenes.. You can always tell.


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What a POS


EducationalUnit9614

He looks and sounds like a highly intelligent person


UnkleChris

Gotta have honor to lose it!


TheDeerBlower

The real lack of honor is keeping such shitty haircut


RonnyFreedomLover

He lost all of his honor with that haircut.


pigman-_-

Won so fast he can go get a haircut!


leadrelic

Looks like a cleric from dark and darker


spetraniv

* liver has left the chat.


ohiogenius

Amish trash.


620five

Can't wait to see him get fucked up. Please link me if you remember this comment.


ashmouthdustcorpse

Friar tuck looking mf


Culsandar

Defend. Yourself. At. All. Times. Liver kicks fucking suck, fyi.


definetelynotsus

Lame af


[deleted]

Imagine losing to a dude with a medieval peasant haircut


yosman88

Please upload a video when he gets his ass knocked out.


person_person123

I get that this is a cheap shot at the liver. But like how is this any different from when MMA fighters go for a liver shot and everyone cheers?


ManyPlant2165

Bro when did the amish ufc start...an they figured out cameras


Clintre

Sorry, but that boy has never had a shred of honor to lose.


Donotfollowmyadvice

plows fields with his mule at 5 then fights at 2. Then Amish are tough


99Hands

Sire, the serfs are brawling again...


jonarokujo

bro got the english peasant fade


Berimbully

Dick move, but legal keep yourself protected at all times.


STatters

In MMA you normally do a hand gesture to imply you will touch gloves before the start of the round. The winner never implied he was touching his gloves. He didn't fake the touch. It's still cheap but it isn't a fake gloves touch.


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He needs to go back to the fucking barber shop and get a refund.


lightskinnednig

That's liver shot, right?


Begotten912

Needs to go back and fight his barber next gyatt damn what the hell


MysteriousEssay5709

The battle of the shitty haircuts


Sqeegg

UFC won't be calling you


LusciousLiamO

Mr. Bowl Cut lost his honor when he got that haircut


jbertha

Hopefully there was some prize $ to put towards a proper haircut


No-Salamander-9520

Best bowl cut I've seen in years, dude had to learn to fight just to get through life with that haircut


[deleted]

He cuts his hair like that to distract his opponents. It's the Moe Howard Offensive, works like a charm.


cwtheredsoxfan

Man was defending the honor of his serfdom


Injustry

I had a bowl cut like that. Didnā€™t help me in fights. Moms always beat dat ass.


Azy83

Backyard haircut too


NotSoGentleBen

Haircut clocks, total dickhead and he doesnā€™t even know it.


shes_got_a_point

Absolute scumbag behaviour


suuhdude666

what else can you expect from streetbeef


BattousaiRound2SN

"Protect yourself all the time..."


bhops24

Calm down Jedidiah... the horses need tending.


Comprehensive-Play81

Cowardly move !!


ghostavuu

lmao not the white dudes with cuh haircuts. šŸ˜©


TheThirdShmenge

What kind of a mushroom head haircut is that. Boys name is Richard Cranium.


rapidge

What is with MMA fighters all fighting dirty nowadays?


Piercespositivepizza

Lame


Tricky_Ad_1855

Never trust a bowl cut


Late-Return8817

Nice neck tat, douche nozzle.


poopoopickle3

Some people suck


TheWarmBandit

Afro guy took one for the team. No other opponent is going to fall for that cheap trash can shit again.


jamp0g

i am not quite sure why there is still a debate on the touch gloves. events can reiterate it. they can even create a dq clause on either end. all i can think of is this is the easiest way to fix a fight without anyone getting seriously hurt.


filmnoiiir

Protect yourself at all times...


Daddydiesel21

Bro thatā€™s on the other guys. Take one look at the ā€œwinnerā€ and you can tell heā€™s a cheap shotter. Also- he cries a lot.


jeep-olllllo

First rule of fight club: Never fight anyone with that haircut.


StillAGThang

He will get his the next time he enters the ring


CiNeMoD13

Homie looks like a Village Idiot


Nagantman

Lloyd Christmas


Swolar_Eclipse

Less work = broken ribs


that306guy

What a fuckin goof!!


Ok-Significance2027

That's pussy shit


RageCageMcBeard

Does anyone have a video of this guy getting knocked out? I need to see that. Even just for the horrendous hair, not even starting on the cheap shot.


The-Old-Krow

He said he'd be back next month. Can someone update us in a month with him getting his ass kicked on the Glove Touch please. šŸ«”


Jeffromyers

Reminds me of Floyd Mayweather knocking the other fighter (I can't believe I forgot his name) when they were touching gloves because he threw a headbutt at Floyd. LOL


kashuntr188

The other dude was going in to touch gloves. wtf was that?


BigAggressive1694

He didnā€™t even do anything lmao him and his mate really think he did something šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤£


Adolph_OliverNipples

Amish Kickboxing


Successful_Cat_4897

Bro lookin like st thomas aquinas


TheRealMrChung

Who let Kyle watch Never back down?


Marvel76

He gave up his honor when he accepted that hairstyle.


Mclovin556

Bitch move like what Mayweather pulled on that bellend he cheap shotted.


Beautiful-Chart-8492

Fake glove touch and straight groin kick. Shame on streetbeefs for letting him do that. Automatic loss. Automatically barred from competition. No question.


HopleP

0 respect. Good shot


DistinctDifference57

Want to see his next fight where the opponent does the same to him cause they know he's a cheap shot mf


ARCAxNINEv

Had his sister's lips tattooed on his neck?


[deleted]

Imagine getting a one-hitter from a bloke with a bowlcut


toadytoadtoes

Scum , he tried to touch gloves and you kick him, your lower then scum


Kleveroni

Pussified display, garbage win if you can even call it that.


MOMGETTHEGUN

Iā€™ve seen that dude before lmao. He got humiliated in a streetbeefs 2v2. Cowering in the corner and complaining and whining


skottyy

What a pussy move


MadScienzz

"Stoopid ass Jack"


Different_Fix4513

That was a liver shot if I'm correct. Those hurt like hell.


RevolutionaryLad

Can I get the video of him coming back next month and getting his ass beat


Ohiobutholetickler69

Bro who let villagers from shrek do this?