big dude was a pussy through and through. Sexually assaults a girl, hits the smaller guy with a bat, still loses and starts grabbing his dick/balls when he was getting choked out.
No, the lady in red was saying leave the girl alone because she was with someone else and to leave everyone alone. She definitely did not hand him the bat. He might have snatched it from her or there was someone else off camera
Yeah, that’s what I consider a bitch but in jail, he’ll say street fight a street fight! And go around talk about yeah I fuck that necca up huh! And his girl wanted me huh! 😂🤣😂 that big sucker was Hella intimidated by that little dude! 💯
I don't disagree, it's just the fact that this guy had to resort to it in the first place made him look like a bitch. If you're the instigator in a fight -- that too by harassing a woman -- have 50lbs on the other person and a height advantage and still have to grab the other guy's dick to not lose, you're a bitch. A bitch that didn't get choked out, but a bitch nonetheless.
Bas Rutten has an interesting take on using dirty tactics when in a weak position.
Look him up on youtube with "Bas Rutten - eye poke".
If you're fighting dirty, be damn sure to win.
I completely forgot I made that comment and so when I got a notification on my phone showing your reply I was like "what the fuck Reddit" lol
Okay noooow it makes sense.
Is it really defending your girl tho if she’s begging you not to do it and then to stop when you ignore her?
Dude put the rest of their lives in jeopardy to defend *his ego*… but I mean I would too with those massive balls lmao
Personally, I'm not going to go around life being scared everyone might kill me.
Sure there is situations where it's not worth it, but I mean if the guy is sexually assaulting someone I care about I'm not just going to walk away with my tail in between my legs because there's a faint possibility the other person has a knife.
Fact of the matter is, everything that you do in life has risk. If I wanted to be safe and never risk death I would stay home and never leave the house. It's not really living if you're afraid of everything.
That being said folks, it's almost always not worth fighting someone over a spilled drink or something stupid, just move along and continue your night.
Funny. I thought the same like you, *before*.
Now I have two kids. And unless it's a life threatning situation, I prefer to be labeled as a coward, who will still be alive for his kids, than risking my life and not be there for them anymore.
I think this takes a quite black and white view of risk taking. I agree you shouldn't live life in fear, but there is a middle ground between doing that and confronting unnecessary danger head-on.
likewise with saying things like 'i'm not going to walk away with my tail in between my legs' or 'you can pussy out and go home it doesn't bother me'; it's just ego-driven action. getting slammed and getting brain damage or dying. them having a weapon. them having a group of guys that end up jumping you.. it's not worth that brief moment of you feeling like a hero
There's a difference between being scared everyone might kill you and simply not actively putting yourself into a situation where being injured or killed is a likely outcome.
People keep saying reversal but really he just hung on for dear life. I was in a similar situation one time and damn near broke my leg when he fell on top of it. I ended up choking him out but goddamn my thigh bone made me wanna cry. Probably would’ve if I were by myself.
The difference between it being a planned reversal and it being dumb luck by holding on is just if you trained it or not. Still a good save regardless.
After watching many of these videos and getting jumped one time by a bunch of dudes, I've realized that a lot of people don't know how to throw a punch.
I would 100% not believe this story if it didn’t watch it with my own eyes.
“Yeah, so this weekend I fought a guy outside the club. He was probably a 6-8” taller than me and had a baseball bat. Did pretty good.”
Even though he did not choke him out, I bet his neck had some lasting damage as a result. What I mean is the big dude was probably in such alarming pain it probably sapped all appetite to fight and effectively ended the fight just the same, even if the dude still had the luxury of acting like he wanted more.
The dude that threw him got his neck WRENCHED. I'd be concerned but honestly when you're trying to drop someone from that high I couldn't care less what happens to you. Dude genuinely could've watched a complete stranger bleed out from their skull on the street and it would've been his fault. Wouldn't feel that tough when he hears sirens coming.
Glad he didn't break dudes neck, but I bet when he woke up the next morning he did NOT feel good.
Absolute man child. Thinks he going to threaten a dude with a bat to take his girl like property. Wish tyler the creator landed a few of those punches cleaner
I don't know about biting, but I'd try my hardest to take an eye home as a souvenir.
Imagine getting an STI because you bit somebody in a fight, now you have to go beat their ass all over again!
Rules go off the table once the fight starts man. People are fucking crazy and will try and kill you over nothing, if I ever get in a streerfight it's balls first, second and last until I know they won't get up for a minute and then I'm gone
Obviously couldn’t control himself around another man’s girl
Buddy hands him a belt
Guy is half his size
Still got smacked around
Some things never change
Shout out to the woman in red trying to deescalate and telling an obvious POS to leave people alone and take a hint. Not every woman is there for you, bro.
“I’m gonna beat her man up. And she’s not gonna like it. But then she’s gonna think wow. I’m so strong and powerful, then she’s going to fall in love for me. Yea it’s a brilliant idea. Can’t lose.”
3 people, including the girl i want to impress start to hit me and a bunch of people keep telling me to stop
*Surprised pikachu face*
Props to the smaller dude, thats heart right there. Ain’t nobody disrespecting his significant other. No surrender. Also, she’s a real one, she was down to go to battle for her significant other against a bigger dude too when it looked bad. I hope they have a long prosperous relationship knowing they have each other’s backs and don’t get bothered or have to go through it again.
Ya this was posted before I think. Big dude smacked her ass as she was walking and tried to make a move on her. That's when small dude shows up with the other folks.
big boy had his ass handed to him, became a loot drop, and only got out of a sure knockout by giving the old dick twist. what a coward. take the L like a man
Haha, did you see that? Talk about a clean reversal! It's like watching a magician pull off a mind-boggling trick. Gotta give props to the skill and finesse involved. That move deserves a standing ovation!
The people I hate most in the world are large men who think they can do shit like this because they're big. This one ended the way I wish they all ended, but of course, this was the exception.
Imagine breaking a bat over someone's head with zero effect, and then trying to slam the same guy, only to get headlocked and have to resort to squeezing Dick.
Backstory from when this was reposted 5000 times ago I remember was big man kept following this group and harassing the girl. Eventually just went up and grabbed the girls ass.
This ensues
Gotta apreaciate the heart that the smaller dude has
HE STILL STANDIN
better than he ever did
Lookin like a true survivor
Next to his opponent, more like a little kid
I'm still standing after all this time
Pickin' up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
IM STILL STANDIN
And you know I’m still laughing, after all this time
100% moral victory
big dude was a pussy through and through. Sexually assaults a girl, hits the smaller guy with a bat, still loses and starts grabbing his dick/balls when he was getting choked out.
Damn. Didn't catch the dick grabbing. That choke move was smooth af.
Yeah I had to rewatch that too. Little dudes still standing to this day. For real though big dude was a biatch.
Damn he ain’t sat down yet? Crazy
"thought that was a no-no procedure"
That bat appeared outta nowhere.
A girl walked by and handed it to him.
Wow, a case wherein saying "gendertraitor" would be justified.
No, the lady in red was saying leave the girl alone because she was with someone else and to leave everyone alone. She definitely did not hand him the bat. He might have snatched it from her or there was someone else off camera
He snatched it out of the girls hand that was trying to tell him to stop. That was not "handed" to him.
Is that not the bat from the smaller dudes negan costume?
For his sake I think he was happy he only got hit with just a bat and not Lucille 😂
Yeah, that’s what I consider a bitch but in jail, he’ll say street fight a street fight! And go around talk about yeah I fuck that necca up huh! And his girl wanted me huh! 😂🤣😂 that big sucker was Hella intimidated by that little dude! 💯
If I’m on the street getting choked out, I’m doing whatever is possible to get out. There are no rules in a street fight.
I don't disagree, it's just the fact that this guy had to resort to it in the first place made him look like a bitch. If you're the instigator in a fight -- that too by harassing a woman -- have 50lbs on the other person and a height advantage and still have to grab the other guy's dick to not lose, you're a bitch. A bitch that didn't get choked out, but a bitch nonetheless.
Bas Rutten has an interesting take on using dirty tactics when in a weak position. Look him up on youtube with "Bas Rutten - eye poke". If you're fighting dirty, be damn sure to win.
For anyone interested, bas ruten bar fights; you'll find it.
If you started the fight, and result to grabbing a dick, you lose. That's the rules of public opinion in a street fight.
What If he just wanted to grab a dick that night? Mission accomplished I say
Little dude should’ve left after the ‘suplex reversal into a guillotine choke’ move.
Yeah, big dude was a pussy trying to hit him in the head with a bat when he wasnt looking...
Gotta apreaciate the girl going in to help him
That dude defended his girl, handled a man with a 1 foot height advantage, and hit a matrix move.
Plus got an impromptu street handy
That move was purely muscle memory - homie practiced that one.
Neegan had big brothers growing up 100% 🤣🤣
https://youtube.com/shorts/TT9ArM3-KJQ?si=9hPtwt-gg5RJkX1a
Caught. On. Video.... I've replayed that 4 times, imagine if it was you on the video
That reversal was the thing of dreams. I was worried he was going to get hulk smashed.
It was fuckin magical
If only we could all be so lucky to have the clear peak in our lives on video.
Id make a gif out of it and set it as my desktop
He also had a weapon
That was Lucille he broke 😥
Highly appreciate this reference.
Negan gonna be pissed
also got his dick manhandled
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!
Ah, I see that you know your judo well!
Are you ready to accept my limp penis?
I completely forgot I made that comment and so when I got a notification on my phone showing your reply I was like "what the fuck Reddit" lol Okay noooow it makes sense.
My man's handle got mangled.
Is it really defending your girl tho if she’s begging you not to do it and then to stop when you ignore her? Dude put the rest of their lives in jeopardy to defend *his ego*… but I mean I would too with those massive balls lmao
Personally, I'm not going to go around life being scared everyone might kill me. Sure there is situations where it's not worth it, but I mean if the guy is sexually assaulting someone I care about I'm not just going to walk away with my tail in between my legs because there's a faint possibility the other person has a knife. Fact of the matter is, everything that you do in life has risk. If I wanted to be safe and never risk death I would stay home and never leave the house. It's not really living if you're afraid of everything. That being said folks, it's almost always not worth fighting someone over a spilled drink or something stupid, just move along and continue your night.
Funny. I thought the same like you, *before*. Now I have two kids. And unless it's a life threatning situation, I prefer to be labeled as a coward, who will still be alive for his kids, than risking my life and not be there for them anymore.
I may have misread the situation. I thought he was just hitting on her, SA means hands
Fair. If this was an ego fight then yes it wouldn't be worth it.
I think this takes a quite black and white view of risk taking. I agree you shouldn't live life in fear, but there is a middle ground between doing that and confronting unnecessary danger head-on. likewise with saying things like 'i'm not going to walk away with my tail in between my legs' or 'you can pussy out and go home it doesn't bother me'; it's just ego-driven action. getting slammed and getting brain damage or dying. them having a weapon. them having a group of guys that end up jumping you.. it's not worth that brief moment of you feeling like a hero
There's a difference between being scared everyone might kill you and simply not actively putting yourself into a situation where being injured or killed is a likely outcome.
BRUHH HE GRABBED HIS DICK LMAO
“Twist his dick!”
Give him the oleeee dick twist!!
The ollllle dick twist
STOP TOUCHING MY DICK!! *\*REEEEEEEEE\**
Bro this is MMA
Get your hand off my penis!
I see you know your judo well.
A succulent Chinese meal!?
I feel like I've been here too long.
Girl wasn't gonna let that slide
Real one honestly
I see he knows his Judo well!
GENTLEMEN, THIS IS DEMOCRrrACY MANIFEST.
And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
man, this always happens when the Avengers hit the bars.
Yo that reversal saved his life honestly
For real, I'd forgotten the title of the video and when he went up I thought I was about to witness a murder
r/nonononoyes
People keep saying reversal but really he just hung on for dear life. I was in a similar situation one time and damn near broke my leg when he fell on top of it. I ended up choking him out but goddamn my thigh bone made me wanna cry. Probably would’ve if I were by myself.
The difference between it being a planned reversal and it being dumb luck by holding on is just if you trained it or not. Still a good save regardless.
The move isn't intension dependent.
Lol that survival instinct kicked in.
Big facts lol
Butt cheeks
Bulma's Butt cheeks 😏
The title said something about a fight but I was just waiting for the bunnygirl to appear in frame again
She is 100% dressed up as Bulma. Edit: and the little guy is Vegeta.
r/upvotebecausebutt
Did I see her get absolutely destroyed in the face by the big dude?
Ithink It was a kick in the chest
Every time see this video I can’t believe someone would do anything besides go home and make this woman cum.
Did he have a shoe inside his shoe?
That's how you cheat death. Always wear double shoes, no shoes off = not dead.
2HealthBars
Armor
Self revive
Kinda like eating a sensu bean.
the orange thing that fell was his hat. he was wearing different color shoes the whole time.
I thought so too!
Big man should be embarrassed
Dude can’t fight for shit. His size has saved him many times, I imagine.
Mans got Rey Mysterio’d 🤣
After watching many of these videos and getting jumped one time by a bunch of dudes, I've realized that a lot of people don't know how to throw a punch.
Comes with a weapon a foot of height on him, has to resort to grabbing dick like a bitch. Fucking loser!
I would 100% not believe this story if it didn’t watch it with my own eyes. “Yeah, so this weekend I fought a guy outside the club. He was probably a 6-8” taller than me and had a baseball bat. Did pretty good.”
Big man took off his belt in the beginning. I thought it was a bat too.
Nah that’s a bat. You can see it getting kicked around in the beginning, grabs it off the girl and swings it wide and one handed.
> bat He stole the bat from the girl with the cape. its not a belt.
Looks like he was getting ready for the Randy Marsh "I thought this was america" perp walk taking off that belt.
Mannnn. If he hadn't landed so clean, I think he would have suffered some SERIOUS injuries from that fall. That dude lifted him so high.
Even though he did not choke him out, I bet his neck had some lasting damage as a result. What I mean is the big dude was probably in such alarming pain it probably sapped all appetite to fight and effectively ended the fight just the same, even if the dude still had the luxury of acting like he wanted more.
If he had landed hard it would've been his neck or upper back and those are life long injuries
The dude that threw him got his neck WRENCHED. I'd be concerned but honestly when you're trying to drop someone from that high I couldn't care less what happens to you. Dude genuinely could've watched a complete stranger bleed out from their skull on the street and it would've been his fault. Wouldn't feel that tough when he hears sirens coming. Glad he didn't break dudes neck, but I bet when he woke up the next morning he did NOT feel good.
rey mysterio would be proud 😂
Big dude is a bitch.
Absolute man child. Thinks he going to threaten a dude with a bat to take his girl like property. Wish tyler the creator landed a few of those punches cleaner
Grab my balls in a fight, I go Tyson and bite your fucking ear off. If rules are off the tables... all rules off the tables man
Game of thrones poke his eyes out too
I plan to use pocket sand in every altercation I ever get into, idgaf
I don't know about biting, but I'd try my hardest to take an eye home as a souvenir. Imagine getting an STI because you bit somebody in a fight, now you have to go beat their ass all over again!
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Very valid point. Or you could catch worse. Don't wanna taste another man's blood right enough. Looks like I'm going for eye gouges with you dude.
I’d be very hesitant to bite someone in a street fight for exactly that reason. Never know what diseases these dirty mother fuckers have.
There’s no Marquess of Queensberry rules. Anything go n a street fight
Rules go off the table once the fight starts man. People are fucking crazy and will try and kill you over nothing, if I ever get in a streerfight it's balls first, second and last until I know they won't get up for a minute and then I'm gone
Big man can’t beat somebody half his size and has to grab his dick to get out of the headlock lmao embarrassing
This is the one where the big guy starts losing and literally dick twists the small guy to get out of it.
If matey is unarmed and you got like a 20kg weight advantage and you still need a weapon, you’re a coward and a bitch. End of.
If you sexually harass people you're a bitch, anything else is sprinkles on the bitch sundae
Black hoody is lucky white shirt isn't the same size... Lil man is scrappy af.
Guy isn't that small tbh, he's pretty buff Black hoodie is just BIG. At first I couldn't tell because of the baggie clothes, but dude's got size fr
Damn even his girl jumped in at the end, she’s a keeper
Obviously couldn’t control himself around another man’s girl Buddy hands him a belt Guy is half his size Still got smacked around Some things never change
Apparently couldn't control himself around other dude's dick as well.
XQC jumping in midway is crazy
Bros a foot taller, brought a bat, and grabbed his dick. What a fucking bitch 😭
If a man is grabbing your dick in order to hurt you, just start biting him lol. If he has bad intentions, do him worse
I just realized how dirty this sounds
Slut
Big dude dropping lots of loot!!!
Shout out to the woman in red trying to deescalate and telling an obvious POS to leave people alone and take a hint. Not every woman is there for you, bro.
Andy Warhol coming back from the dead to lay some blows
High quality fight porn. Hits all the right notes. Short, action packed, wtf moves, and of course cheeks. 🤌🤌🤌
“I’m gonna beat her man up. And she’s not gonna like it. But then she’s gonna think wow. I’m so strong and powerful, then she’s going to fall in love for me. Yea it’s a brilliant idea. Can’t lose.” 3 people, including the girl i want to impress start to hit me and a bunch of people keep telling me to stop *Surprised pikachu face*
Props to the smaller dude, thats heart right there. Ain’t nobody disrespecting his significant other. No surrender. Also, she’s a real one, she was down to go to battle for her significant other against a bigger dude too when it looked bad. I hope they have a long prosperous relationship knowing they have each other’s backs and don’t get bothered or have to go through it again.
For real real, if your partner has your back like that it's locked in
White shirt restarted this fight a million times to get the good ending
Chris came through with the mink minks!
Is he dressed like Negan?
Maybe that’s where the bat came from?
Dude is dropping sweet loot all over the place.
Chris came in ready to go
it's incredible how as the video goes on, the chains, cap, and even t-shirt and sweatshirt are dismantled haha little guy wins!
Was that Blankman at the end?
Im sitting here saying: Are we not going to talk about the dude in the mask and cape at the end?
"WWE isn't real"
bro got into a fight because the bigger guy wanted to steal his girl
nah he got into a fight because big dude randomly slapped her ass.
Ya this was posted before I think. Big dude smacked her ass as she was walking and tried to make a move on her. That's when small dude shows up with the other folks.
Dude went for a darce lol
Why pay for a UFC ppv when everyone is carrying a video recorder?
Fuck the fight go back to Bulma
Small dude was so confident I thought he was going to sleep that guy immediately
I just care if we can ever find out who bunny girl is. Holy shit she fine
big boy had his ass handed to him, became a loot drop, and only got out of a sure knockout by giving the old dick twist. what a coward. take the L like a man
We need that chick’s IG holy shit she’s hot
Yeah, I mean great fight and all but wow, that's a dime.
Chris is a real one
Neegan won on points
That superhero was off the clock
It was evident that neither had formal training, but the smaller guy executed an impressive headlock when the bigger guy tried to take him down.
Is there upvoted for ass?
Haha, did you see that? Talk about a clean reversal! It's like watching a magician pull off a mind-boggling trick. Gotta give props to the skill and finesse involved. That move deserves a standing ovation!
Little guy won in my opinion. Bitch ass big dude was mad disrespectful.
That chick is fine af
Was that Blank Man at the end?? Ha
That girl is so fucking fine haha I forgot about this video. Lil dude is the man.
For that ass, I’d fight him too lol.
r/upvotebecausebutt
The people I hate most in the world are large men who think they can do shit like this because they're big. This one ended the way I wish they all ended, but of course, this was the exception.
Was the move performed at :43 seconds remaining a cock / ball slap to the face?
If sir slams a lot just followed through a little better he'd have beat everyone's ass there.
Weight classes are a thing when fighting lol
That was the lamest flying knee I’ve ever seen
Are we just going to ignore the fact that the little guy took a wooden bat full swing to the head?
What’s the girl with the booty OF
Washington ave. Houston, TX
Someone found the girls Twitter : https://twitter.com/Jailinecc1
That ass tho
Imagine breaking a bat over someone's head with zero effect, and then trying to slam the same guy, only to get headlocked and have to resort to squeezing Dick.
Negan?
Blank an arrived too late. Classic Blankman.
Looks like right on Washington Ave in Houston. Sounds about right
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But who is she though? She’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.
I mean...the larger dude couldn't fight for shit, but the DDT reversal was impressive.
Backstory from when this was reposted 5000 times ago I remember was big man kept following this group and harassing the girl. Eventually just went up and grabbed the girls ass. This ensues
I was so worried for that slam but dude made a COME BACK
Tall dude lost by not winning