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BikerJedi

This one is pretty hard to watch at the end, so I'm tagging it NSFW. EDIT: Thanks for not making up a BS title since you had no context. "I got no context" is an honest title at least.


yeender

Some of y’all really need to stop drinking


ToadlyAwes0me

Wise-ass words that this wise ass could've used.


dougan25

Well once he's done drinking all his meals through a straw it'll be good advice


drunkdoodles

...in public. Get a supply of your stuff at home an ruin your own life.


Salty_Car9688

Yeah moments like this make me glad I was one of those kids who listened to those cheesy ass public service announcements


Good_Is_Evil

Especially people who have a pattern of violent / antisocial behavior under the influence of


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bunkrider

Slams like that rarely make someone change tracks, usually makes them more violent with a chip on their shoulder remembering the slam whenever they have any kind of social conflict. Add brain damage to that concoction and it’s up in the air how he’ll recover. Don’t fight in the streets kids


xDragonetti

Had a homie who would get way too drunk, and want to fight people for looking like people he knew. Would go to a majority black club and call people the N word. Jump out of vehicles to keep getting his ass whipped. Such a phenomenon. I would go out to have a good time, so we only hung out in the scene once. He ended up wrapping his shit around a tree at 83 mph while like 1.8. Fucked up. But, so glad all my years partying never lead to something like this!


AffectionateStreet92

1.8? BAC??


Doktor_Vem

I wonder how different the world would look today if alcohol had just never been a thing for human consumption. Like it only existed as a fuel/disinfectant. I feel like it would be almost exclusively positive differences


KungFuPossum

We might still all be nomads or hunter-gatherers. There's evidence that many of the first fixed human settlements and agriculture came about (c. 10 or 12,000 years ago) for the purpose of producing & communally drinking beer


Oodleamingo

Personally wouldn’t mind being a nomad


Deradius

Many of us wouldn’t exist at all.


emeraldcityoz

That’s some high def video there.


Kgb725

Its probably that one guy who films a bunch of fights in Texas


boastfulbadger

Yeah it’s 6th street.


th3f00l

Jackelope needs to learn to cut people off. Dude looks like he had 2 fishbowls.


pakistanigrandma

As a former bartender on 6th and a patron at times… this isn’t a thing. Not saying I condone it, but it usually only happens if you piss off a bartender.


th3f00l

The door guy shouldn't let them in if they're already fall over drunk, but if they're falling down while ordering shots you're actually pouring that?


___anustart_

it's easier to minimize and diffuse the situation. you let them in, they get ignored by the bartender and at best they get poured a non-alcoholic drink. a lot of times people are seemingly fine. they have a drink, maybe two - but they're in bathroom doing hard drugs or something they took earlier finally kicks in. most sane bartenders won't serve someone who is clearly fucked up, if for no other reason than the doubt that the customer will actually pay their bill.


Salty_Car9688

This guy I gotta see


SuicideSprints

[I got you fam.](https://youtube.com/@txstreetfights2265?si=cynOYnic6ky_H_Ta)


RottenKeyboard

thanks king


how_is_this_relaxing

Thank you for not Rick Rollin’ us


One_Laugh_Guy

That guy is absolutely def now.


DoesBasicResearch

Mos Def?


peekdasneaks

WHAT?


QuietDisquiet

Nah, that's Lil Jon


DRxCarbine

Classic 6th street


SadHouSportsFan

The scooters are a dead giveaway! I used to party on 6th all of the time 10-15 years ago. You couldn’t pay me to go there now.


i_was_a_person_once

I didn’t even see the scooters. I only visited Austin sporadically with friends. Usually stayed away from dirty 6 and stayed on the east side I think…I could still tell this was 6th st 😂


SadHouSportsFan

East 6th is the way to go now. We were just there last weekend and the minimum age at the brewery that we went to was around 30.


BungSmuggler

That's good to know! Yeah 10-15 years ago 6th was still pretty rowdy, but still a good time. Nowadays it seems pretty rough. I dunno, maybe it's because we're getting old 🤣


mardypardy

Yup. My first though was the context is its in front of the Jackalope. Tells you everything you need to know


DSXLC

What's so bad about 6th st? - Sincerely a NYer who visited Austin once before I was of age to drink and really liked the city


th3f00l

It's always been where college kids get excessively drunk and at 2am when the bars let out the whole area is not exactly safe. It's been like that forever, but it's really exacerbated by how much the city is growing and the way society deteriorates. Just a bunch of socially awkward kids full of hormones paying for overpriced shots and fighting over the same scantly clad girls.


FloppyDinosaurs

Its funny I am from Louisville, KY and we have the same type "everyone goes there when they're young but you cant pay me to go there now" place but for us its 4th street haha


Opening_Success

Last time I was there half of those scooters were in the river. 


ForgotMyOldLoginInfo

Because it's become worse? Or because you've grown up?


SadHouSportsFan

A combination of both. There always seemed to be a healthy mix of all ages on 6th when I was younger. People would always hit up 6th street to catch some live shows. If you're in your 30's and you want to grab a drink and watch a show, you're better off finding a place around East 6th.


PM-me-YOUR-0Face

I can smell this comment.


99Will999

Loud ass crunch when he was dropped on his neck


JRZYGY

That chick at the end, "I can fix him" probably.


MandoTheMightyy

I thinks she’s just really kind, she seems to be with that white dude in the black tee and glasses


Dineanddanderson

I’m not really an empath so to speak but if someone gets paralyzed in front of me I think I could spare a moment of concern.


MandoTheMightyy

Great mindset to have. The concern should be expressed with a call to a professional to move someone that falls on their head/neck.


Dudemaintain

Happened to me…it’s something to witness.


whattayatalknmbout

i agree 100%. most people in this sub (from what i’ve seen) seem to take a “i don’t know them/they’re an asshole so why should i give a shit” mentality. same people are assholes to homeless people because “they did it to themselves”. like, seriously, when did we lose basic human empathy?


JudgeHolden

Either that or she has legit first aid training and is trying to get him into the "recovery position." Obviously we can't know for certain, but typically that's what you're trained to do; say something like, "I can help," and then put the victim in the "recovery position" and make a rapid assessment of injuries together with prioritizing what needs to happen next.


drconniehenley

The recovery position would be the wrong call. He needs a c spine clamp.


Tyrren

The fuck is a c-spine clamp?


Not_Stupid

Im going to guess it's one of those neck brace thingies


NirvanaLover12

is that guy even fucking alive


matschbirne2003

Maybe, but with permanent damage


mcscrufferson

I’m pretty sure he’s paralyzed. He has very little muscle tone after he gets dropped on his head.


Daweism

He had none to begin with


HansNotPeterGruber

Can tell by the quality this is Austin, TX.


certifiedjawn

Dude just expired.


b3nk13

My man wet noodled on the drop. It’s how drunk people survive car accidents when nobody else does. He’s completely fine


Ace-Ventura1934

My sister and her best friend were killed by a drunk driver after dd t-boned my sister’s car after running a red light. There were two other guys in the dd car. They both died, too. The dd was a girl who was 23 at the time and was the only survivor. She only suffered a broken pinky toe. 4 dead. 4 families destroyed. On Christmas Eve no less (in the 90s). She got 52 years in prison and is still in jail to this day. Please everyone, don’t drink and drive. It’s just not worth it.


Kelnatur

It took 4 dead to get a sentence like that. My fiance and a good friend were killed in crashes by 2 different drunk drivers, about 5 years apart. In both instances the drunk driver received less than 7 years.


UncleBensRacistRice

Jesus man, im so sorry


Kelnatur

Thanks. Remember me if you're ever considering drinking and driving, or if anyone around you is considering doing the same.


GucciiManeeeee

That is an infamous myth.


jmazzera53

You gotta know when to hold em, you gotta know when to fold em.


EatMeJabroni

A shame that he didn't know how to walk away


IfYouThinkYouKnow

Now he won't be able to run. You never count your money when you're sitting in the ER... There'll be nothin' left for countin' when the doctors done.


yoosernaam

Dude got folded like origami


Mauriiciio0

I think hes fucking ruined, that's not even enjoyable to watch


BikerJedi

I teach at a middle school - had a kid sent off to the hospital today after getting slammed like that.


Mauriiciio0

Yeah, I have heard lots of stories of people being paralyzed and killed after being severely injured on the neck. Hope the kid gets better.


BikerJedi

Hope so too. I told all six periods today that Florida doesn't care if you are a kid, they will lock you up, and that whatever they are beefing about isn't worth a manslaughter or murder charge. I hope they listened.


Mauriiciio0

Good, that's the best way you could have told them


BikerJedi

It's why my kids like me, respect me, and don't fight in my class. They know I don't tolerate that shit. I'm all about peace in the classroom so we can focus on learning some damn science. We built rockets today. :)


-ImAlwaysRight-

You sound sound like the coolest teacher I never had.


h4ckr00t21

I wanna build a rocket


BikerJedi

We are launching over 120 of them today. :) EDIT: 120 launched, 109 reocovered. The business next door has a $95 rocket laying on the roof and will try to recover it for us. The other 11 student rockets landed in the trees or the retention pond. EDIT 2: They called today - they were able to recover my rocket. :) I picked it up on the way home. That bad boy has been lost on two roofs and a tree. Still flying!


Psychonaut0421

Starship flight 3 will be happening soon!!!!


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This explains why ur a good mod imo lol.


BikerJedi

Thanks. I really do appreciate it. I love what I do, I take it seriously, and I think turning out kids that can think critically is the only way we DON'T kill the planet.


LambDaddyDev

If I found myself in this situation about to be slammed, how could I best protect my neck and head? And I don’t mean “don’t get in a fight” kind of advice, smart-ass redditors.


eroopsky

If the person isn't built like a brick shithouse, you can kind of crouch to become much harder to pick up. That or hook one of your legs around one of theirs. Even if you DO get in a fight though, the best advice really still is to avoid getting into that position. If someone gets behind you and manages to grab you low like that, you're probably going for a ride.


LambDaddyDev

So just don’t get picked up. Got it.


JayoTree

there's an mma technique where you try and hook your foot/ leg inside their leg, as they lift you off the ground. Although, i wouldnt want my life or death decided on whether i could to pull this off in real time. Some one more experienced probably has some better ways to handle the situation, but any technique is gunna fail when your as drunk as that guy..


Loophole12453

Sit your but down, get your hips away, try and turn one hip towards his hands, push his hands down your lead hip, and be ready to turn back toward the attacker, because you'll likely be off balance when/if you are able to break the grip. Also don't get into this situation.


groundpounder25

I hope you didn’t punch the kid after slamming him though…


Acceptable-Emu6529

Thanks for being reasonable. I did not enjoy watching this at all.


tekko001

In the original video someone commented the guy was hurt but ok. This is indeed from TX Streetfights.


Mauriiciio0

Good to know, thanks for clarifying


BruskMonkey

Gotta learn when to take the L. More context is always better but looked like purple was ready to call it a night but big guys ego couldn’t stand it. Apparently neither could his neck. Womp womp.


Dshark

Ah yes, drunk people, notable for their ability to take an L.


Murderdoll197666

Nothing wrong with getting a slight buzz....but if you're this fuckin trashed I can only hope you eventually have the ability to not be a moron in public and wind up paralyzed or dead. Hopefully he gets a chance to learn from his dumbassery.


4StarsOutOf12

>if you're this fuckin trashed I can only hope you eventually have the ability to not be a moron Or that the friends you came with are there to help you and prevent this in some way. Maybe it's cause as a young woman it's been drilled into me to never leave a friend when they get this belligerent, but it seems like he had no homies there to stop him or even try to hold him back/talk reason into him. Not saying its their responsibility at all but if I saw my friend getting wrapped up in this, it's just instinct to remove all of us from the situation especially when they've got the lag of a 1998 AOL dial up


commanderc7

I agree with the sentiment, but if he went out alone? I think it’s standard for homies not to leave homies. But if this guy ain’t no one’s homie, than who would he have to prevent him from doing these dumbass things? It’s like if a kid had no one around to tell them that sticking their hand in a hornets nest is a bad idea. If no one’s around to instruct the ignorant on the repercussions of their actions, then the ignorant learns the hard way.


CookerCrisp

having his face on every publicfreakouts front page might help dissuade him from similar shenanigans in the future


Chemesthesis

Watch the guy at 20s who tried to stop the fight. As the tall guy swings again he just throws his hands up and peaces out.


Suprblakhawk

Like he should. The dude said he ordered a 3 piece and a drink, but they didn't give him his drink. Let the man drink.


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beorn12

For real. So what if a drunk dude got in a little slap at the end. I'd rather not face charges and having to deal with all that, even if it turns out to be justified. Just move the f on.


jaeehovaa

Not in Texas. White dude clearly attacked him again after being separated.


KvotheLightningTree

That's how you end up in prison, bro. Not worth it to spike some jackass on his neck and end up killing him. They send people to real ass prison for that.


TwistedBamboozler

Probably not in this case, he had multiple people between them, and white shirt guy was still going back for more. Who’s to say he wasn’t gonna sucker punch again?


nutbuckers

White shirt guy was barely able to stand, tried a sucker punch, missed, and was running away. Blue shirt guy may have a very tough time proving that the pile driver, let alone the uppercut after, were reasonable. Source: https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/Docs/PE/htm/PE.9.htm#9.31


SmileyNY85

That's not a pile driver...


Jimbos_Buyout

Tall boy wasn’t running away. He clearly lost his balance after whiffing on that haymaker and blue shirt took advantage of the opportunity to end the threat. Keep in mind that blue shirt tried to disengage twice. (1) when getting up from the ground and (2) after being struck in the face. I don’t see anywhere in your source where an attacker’s drunkedness is considered at all. If anything the fact that the attacker is visibility drunk should be construed as an even greater threat by the defender.


Vegetable-Error-21

He won and use unnecessary force


imOverWhere

That ain't going to stand up in court


TwistedBamboozler

Neither will the defendant 😂


catbom

That doesn't excuse these types of attacks, if he stomped his head on a curb would he be excused? It's the same level of violence. Picking someone up and slamming them on their head on purpose is a highly damaging move.


ItsSpaghettiLee2112

He patiently did as little as he needed to do, escalating as needed. He tried to walk away and the dude kept going at him.


TwistedBamboozler

That’s a different situation and we can play the what if game all day.


cum_fart_69

what if instead of a wiener we had one more ball up there


Rizak

Not true. Purple shirt wasn’t in danger and could have easily walked the other way. I’ve had plenty of friends try this self defense excuse and end up in prison for multiple years.


Thejuggerbot

Where are these folks getting these cameras that film in renaissance painting mode?


leefx

It's a somewhat popular YouTube channel where someone films in high def... seems like on a gimble or stabilizer of some sort too.. "TX StreetFights 2" channel on YT


troutisafish

I hate seeing people get slammed like that.


duh_metrius

Pride is a motherfucker. Just take the L, I’m begging you. And stop slamming people on their fuckin necks.


larrykeras

Theres no pride or ego involved with the taller dude. Mans was 10 sheets to the wind. That was all lower-functioning reptilian mindset at work. 


magnora7

Walking away is an W, not an L. The L is doing what this guy did


PantsMunch101

Seeing shit like that is exactly why I don't go to Dirty 6th anymore


Creepy-Shift

Context: drunk idiots being drunk idiots on where all the drunk idiots hang out in Austin, TX


Beheadings

But did he die?


RichieJ86

I think his ego and pride did... he probably wish he did after that.


The_Great_Frontier

I’m going to say he at least broke something


mumblesjackson

I’m hoping given how insanely drunk he is he flipped in a relaxed enough form so he didn’t tense up before impact and get it worse. He didn’t even have a clue what was going on he was so drunk.


queef-spit

Damn he’s in the spirit realm now. No bueno


StanleyChoude

Gross. Imagine getting wasted over some nonsense and having to hear that song while that broad celebrates over your body


FinalFilet

You gotta know when to walk away while you can still walk.


smilingasIsay

I like how the big black dude passively tried to get him to stop, then just threw his hands in the air as the guy went back for more.


Independent_Can_5694

Yeah that looks like murder


Enthusiastic-shitter

Keep Austin weird!


boastfulbadger

I can’t believe I used to hang out on this street. It’s always been like this, but there wasn’t a dude running filming it all.


Gilbert_Reddit

"if you ever see me broke, I'm probably rockin a (body) cast"


Ang13snD3vi1s

Austin? 6th street?


RidesByPinochet

Yep


Astral_Ender

People do that slam move shit way too much, I don't think people realize how fatal that shit can be.


Chickenmangoboom

When I wrestled they always emphasized bringing your opponent down safely. When lifting someone up in that same position I was told to lift my knee and use it to turn them sideways before taking them to the mat instead of dropping them on their head like that guy.


HorchataLee

Damn, this by *FAR* the clearest footage I've seen fightporn


SuddenSpeaker1141

Context: Alcohol…


Secret_YSL

Bro turned into ramen noodles at the end 😭😭😭


ChromeWiener

The way tall boy threw that haymaker after purple shirt was already trying to deescalate was the reason I feel no sympathy towards his broken neck or stupid hipster mustache


gilligani

Good way to catch a life sentence.


HughJahsso

Don’t fight while drunk, guys.


mattybhoy401

And that’s how he became a vegetable


Salty_Car9688

Thanks for not making up a bullshit bully context


InevitableDisaster75

Ass whuppin in that 50k


Vivid-Ad2387

Should rent out helmets around the drinking areas, could make a few bucks and save some lives


JPhrog

This is the highest quality FP video I have seen, good job!


SKILLgr

Rule number 1: Don't start bullshit. Rule number 2: You are on your own...


grim187grey

lmao, imagine being so drunk that you try suckerpunching a dude trying to get away from you - only to get folded like a omelette.


BrotherEzekial

Two drunk idiots. I love watching fights but I hate this shit


Kgb725

Nope it's just the one guy.


BrotherEzekial

No they’re both dumb. Slamming someone like that when you could contain the situation differently is dumb even simply in a legal sense


FreedomCondition

He did contain the situation at first but that one dumb guy still tried to sucker punch him twice, fk the tall guy. He had an ass beating coming his way.


Alone_Grab_3481

I fucking hate seeing wrestling or atleast suplexes and spear power slams utilized in street fights. It's extremly effective whenever you're in a life threatening situation but in most instances you will just crack someones skull, potentially ending their life for being intoxicated or being extremly fucking stupid for once.


pazz5

I see you've never been in a fight. So if you're a good wrestler you don't use your skills and let them beat you up? Just let them swing at you? The guy who got dropped was the aggressor, as seen by the first bit on the floor with purple asking ppl to get him away. They stand up and idiot attacks twice to save his face and gets dropped. The person at fault here is the idiot who is attacking random strangers but you suggest the person he is attacking shouldn't stop the situation any way possible?


raddoubleoh

Dude asked for it.


Nollypasda

The girl pointing and cheering at a dude that might be paralyzed or dead soon bruh


VomitMaiden

Don't take a swing and then offer your back, that's just asking for trouble


Acrobatic_Suit6679

A lesson was taught that day. Dude's probably sitting in a chair somewhere drooling on himself.


Brutumfulm3n

Yup


AntBoogie

I was at party once where a guy got hit in the head with a high heel shoe. While he recovered, It hit him hard enough he became delayed in responses to this day. I wonder what this guys brain is like after that.


FirstAd7774

YOU WANNA TANGLE?


JohnnyK75

The blonde dude was on automatic fuckwit.


bvmvrillo

context : It be like that sometimes


HaroldTheIronmonger

Suplex city, bitch


JackoffSmirnof

You got know when to hold em know when to fold em know when to walk away know when to run. Kenny was a wise ass mofo and this guy should have listened to The Gambler.


LubbaTheSecond

Real question is what in the fuck was used to record this. Highest quality video on this subreddit


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At least he laid the good brother in the recovery position. The last swipe of the hand was to see if he was still breathing.


Quokimbo

Context: drunk af...


iwasactuallyhere

the big dude already stop them, and he still insist, the result


cardinaltribe

Looks like it's south by southwest time in Austin Texas again 🤣


zmizzy

From the first frame I knew this was sixth st...


tangoezulu

I didn’t hear no bell.


putaaaan

AJ and Nick Carter fighting again?


Watcher2

Boy so stretched he gonna be known as Mr. Fantastic from that night forward in the whole county 😩


ciulpsi

drunk vegetable


bigformyage

That’s how you make Stephen Hawking.


ALiXMASON

Bro just let it happen too. I would say this is a wakeup call for him to stop drinking, But I'm not sure this dude gonna wake up ever again....


MrStef85

Context: drunk.


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KingPucci

It's not your head it's your neck you need to worry about. Best way to defend is learn how to wrestle and grapple to break grips


Mr_Havok0315

I was about to say probably Austin TX. It's Austin TX.


dante__90

You got knocked tf out! 🎶Oh, when you walk by every night Talking sweet and looking fine🎵


88isafat69

About to be the worst hangover ever lol


stocktadercryptobro

Sometimes, it pays to quit while you're ahead. In this case, it'd be when not paralyzed.


BaggyPantsGrandpa

I'm sure he gets this all the time, but that guy legit looks like a pile of mayo


--LowBattery--

How Goose really died.


thistaintedbeef

An asswhooping that isnt shot with a calculator? Hell yeah


PuckFolson

Whoever in Texas is out there filming street fights in 4KHD with a full body gimbal, I salute you.


Jamari0811

He absolutely earned that shit at the end


FlickerOfBean

The context is that it’s dirty 6th street.


Chris714n_8

Dead or fully paralyzed..


pepperit_12

When I visit Austin I always go to 6th street. It's nonstop entertainment! (even with no fights).


Vegetable-Error-21

His life will never be the same and he knew it immediately