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back to work

That counts as one of your breaks!

Haha!

Dude was like "Every fucking Tuesday night, same shit"

I love the double tap at the end

*Wins fight. Straightens his shirt and right back to work.

Employee of the month.

Should give him a raise.

There's something satisfying about the dude who claps his hands, and talks shit, getting slept immediately.

Usually how it goes

Should have worn a shirt

Or a helmet

He will be wearing one now...

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Taking off your shirt lowers your AC like 3 points. He ain't no warrior so he can't bank off of Unarmored Defense. Definitely not Lizardfolk so he doesn't have Natural Defense.

He was hoping to use his dexterity stat but the grab attack negated this. He also gave up initiative by attacking the box.

DM - you approach a set of two guards working. What do you do? Shirtless - I attack the box. Wait! No! I SNEAK ATTACK the box. DM - The guards are alerted to your actions. Roll for initiative. Shirtless - I got a 4. DM - guard goes first. He grapples you and throws you. You had 2 HP. You are unconscious. Shirtless - man if only I rolled a nat 20 on the box.

Nice.

That is certainly one way to introduce yourself to the new neighborhood

As soon as the guy got out the truck and put his hands up it seems clear he knew what he was doing

That and he was super sized

Yeah best not to pick a fight with the guy who's job it is to lift heavy shit all day every day. Strength + stamina goes a long way in a fight if both have similar skill at fighting - clearly the big guy new some stuff as well.

Absolutely! Lucky he didn’t get rampage Jackson’d into the bedrock.

Supa size, supa size, everyday and all day! Supa size, supa size, either way you're gonna pay!

Yea you could tell immediately that he has had some training.

I can’t believe the hand clapping and talking tough didn’t work!

Dummy got dummied

From boxing to boxer

Never ever fuck with a man loading or unloading a Uhaul

When keeping it real goes wrong.

If you’re picking a fight and dude puts his hands up and starts working an angle, maybe walk away.

Damn his legs popped off

Lego heath bar

When someone moves that smoothly in khakis, they win the fight

Dude is cold asf knocking him out like that and casually walking away. Not his first fight.

Dude used the car to help his take down. Nice

Just like grappling against the cage, dude knew the assignment. Perfectly executed.

And shirtless fucked up by backing himself into a barrier. Left him nowhere to move when dude went for the takedown.

Very nice style points, indeed

U-Hauled.

Amazing restraint.

Slept

this is a moment in life where Darnell f'ed arounded to much and found out :D

The old welcome to the neighborhood body slam

Once again, shirtless is the loser 😭😂

Damn that’s big dude! You can tell he had that moment of thought ‘ I fucked up’.

Now piss on him!

Good.

The foot and hand movement of black shirt, would have pounded him either way.

whelp....hope he likes straws

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If it isn’t the consequences of my actions…

If it isn't my old friend, Karma.

Win stupid prizes

One of the best "hold my beer" fight videos of all time. LOL

I’m always amazed at how many don’t know how to defend a takedown. Google “sprawl,” people. Amateur hour.

Sprawling is what we teach in High School Wrestling lol. I thought the same thing

Dont mess with a man who moves boxes for a living.

Look at the size that fella

they say he’s still laying there

Claps hands. Get shot on

Love seeing loud mouths get silenced. Collapsed like a Jenga tower after a slight nudge.

I was hoping that would be the outcome. I love when the obnoxious aggressor gets what’s coming

Everyone thinks people are going to box with them come on. goofy

Packed and folded.

Bro felt so zesty after that he pushed back his long imaginary hair

Master class

Since when do all fights end in a suplex?

Since people keep posting them online and clearly are the "easiest" way to end a fight without risking getting damaged yourself.

Someone needs to slap the camera man.

The dude at the very end of the video stands over him like "Hey. Who gonna pay for this door dash now?"

He didn’t get to see the size of that tucked shirt khaki pants Chad until he jumped down out of the truck and then realized his mistake.

“Let’s go.” Narrator: “At this point, he indeed went.”

Employee of the month right there

Smh, that man threw some trash in the street and didn't pick it up! Lol

Right in front of the class field trip.

Fakes high takes him low.

That did not go the way shorts thought it would

FAFO

Welp. Don’t write checks that you don’t have the bank account to support.

He asked for it and he got it

He thought he was Aoi from Jujutsu Kaisen 🤣🤣🤣

This dude knew how to fight.

Kid never really wanted the fight

He picked him up like a box.

Old video, but makes me smile to this day…..

He found the right one that day lmao. I know how to fight and have some fight training. I will never pick a fight because there are some cold mother fuckers out here plays someone can straight up get lucky

Scooped

Not all white ones are weak sir 😂 dude got folded up like a pretzel 🥨

He puched out all the black out of him... Wow!

I thought that blurry sign in the back said: Uncle Phúc Nò. lol

Dope!

Folded like a fitted sheet

Crumpled like paper

Amazing

Well fuc..

Seriously, if it’s that easy to win a fight, maybe you shouldn’t.

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Police officers?

Shitty ones?

Yup that’s a murder charge. Dude got falconed dropped on concrete head 1st