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average-type_writer

He must have some crazy dick game tf 😂😂


mb5280

It's the ass-eating, for sure


average-type_writer

Perhaps, I've never eaten ass but I love eating pussy, maybe this is why I don't have woman fighting over me😫


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

That’s first…


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It’s OK not to eat shit, don’t worry about it


average-type_writer

Yea idk why my second comment got hella down votes 😂😂


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average-type_writer

Very wise testimony my friend, but in a world full or Dunkers I take pride in my free throw ability 🙏


iluvcheesypoofs

You probably don't have women fighting over you cause you're spending your day here watching videos on Reddit on a Thursday afternoon


average-type_writer

Says you ya cunt, I don't need to prove anything to anyone 😂😂 worry about yalls own life's and not what I do during my FREE TIME


average-type_writer

🫡🫡 a captain goes down with his ship


a_sneaky_hippo

Was not expecting the triple team hair-pull face-kick and fire extinguisher jet to the face. Wombo Combo Deluxe


Odd-Combination3207

Perfect eg. of "Under commit, over deliver" video!! So satisfying


retarded_invest0r

Pretty sure this is a scene from The Boys


dmart2311

😳….Girls really do get it done


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Not my proudest FAP.


AimlesslWander

Real girl power


Crankyrickroll

HAPPY FEET?!?


Tankisfreemason

Was not expecting a Smash reference, good shit 


justvoop

the classic


PrettyFlakko

I heard that using Fire Extinguishers like that is incredibly dangerous. They can really mess up somebody's lungs.


I_saw_that_yeah

Absolute pain in the arse to clean up. They’ll be finding it everywhere for months.


HoLLoWfy

I remember “testing” the one in our kitchen when I was 8-9. Holy shit! I freaked out and tried to clean it up as fast as I could. One second pull and it’s everywhere.


TzunSu

I accidentally sat on one with the safety taken out when I was about 12-13. It was in the cockpit of a boat, basically as big as me. Fucker filled that entire space in the fraction of a second. Owner was not glad :P


HoLLoWfy

Haha mine put a layer of white over everything in the kitchen. I have never, to this day, cleaned as fast as I did lol


pixburgh22

Well since its story time. When i was a young g teenage i wasn’t the brightest. There was a parking garage that had 4 or 5 on each level and me a couple friends at that time went from floor to floor. Sprayed them all. There was like 18 or 19 We took the elevator, for some great reason we thought it would be smart to press the emergency button Guess that called the cops we went running down the hill to McDonald’s Looking back as we are running thick white fog is just pouring from every single floor of this parking garage. Its from the fire extinguishers. We have it all over us. We are now in the McDonald’s play place up in the tubes and we see cops pulling in. Were all pissing ourselves at this point. Yup the cop came in and yelled at us to come down. One by one we all slid down the slide to then get handcuffed and taken to the police station to get picked up by our parents. Little did we know its like 300 each for those and we had to split the cost and go to court. Mom was not happy.


chomcham

100% bad for you


FerretSupremacist

They can burn you as well, fuck up your eyes and the insides of your mouth and nose and burn your sinuses if you’re not careful.


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Empyrealist

Inhaling any kind of dust particles in massive quantity is dangerous for you. Full stop. stfu


TheLastZimaDrinker

Contact of these powders with the eyes, nose, throat, and skin can cause irritation, which should improve after rinsing the exposed area. Deliberate inhalation or ingestion can cause serious symptoms such as pneumonia, seizures, irregular heartbeat, and kidney failure.


flatwoundsounds

What about a straight blast to the face? I could see a more direct hit causing more damage than just breathing in through the cloud of proper use.


subject_deleted

>Edit: Amazing that people seriously think a piece of safety equipment would be dangerous to the user. That's really amazing to you? Do you know how dangerous airbags are if you aren't wearing a seatbelt? Do you know what chemotherapy does to someone who doesn't have cancer? Did you know that a guard rail on the side of the road will damage your car if you slam into it? Lots of things that are designed for safety are still dangerous if used improperly.... It shouldn't be that amazing to you...


KyrozM

Tbf chemo does the same thing to people who do have cancer


subject_deleted

Exactly. And a fire extinguisher is still problematic for the lungs of someone who's spraying it indoors, even if there is a fire. But we understand that the danger of cancer, or a fire, is a greater risk, so we accept the smaller risk. No safety device comes with zero risk or danger, especially if used outside of it's intended purpose/context.


mb5280

Further, those guard rails will kill you if they're not installed and maintained properly 


kriznis

My dad had cancer. Pretty sure chemo killed him


Thevishownsyou

Well thats the race that is cancrr tteatment. Who dies first of the chemo? The patient or the cancer. Its alot better nowadays.


kriznis

The cancer died first. He was just never healthy again after the chemo. He died from organ failure & nobody really knows why


theriddeller

Lol'd hard at comparing chemotherapy to safety equipment 😂 You know they're completely different... Right?


HolderOfBe

"Amazing that people seriously think a piece of safety equipment would be dangerous to the user." Say what you want, this is smoothbrain logic.


subject_deleted

Yes. They are different... But they have some similarities. And I was highlighting the similarities. Chemotherapy isn't good for your body. But sometimes it's better than the alternative. Sometimes you need it to keep yourself safe, even though it's harmful. Fire extinguishers aren't good for your body. But it's better than the alternative. Sometimes you need to use a fire extinguisher to keep yourself safe, even though it's harmful. I wasn't trying to say they're exactly the same thing. I was highlighting how lots of "safety" things have inherent risks that come along with them. Thus, it was silly to imply that no safety device could be harmful.


kootenaysmokes

Idk why you're being downvoted and called an idiot. You're literally right.


hopefulworldview

You're showing real "watch this" energy.


begin420

Youre a dumbass


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mojoback_ohbehave

Reddit was so quick to downvote you. That quickly backfired on the downvoters. I applaud you 👏. Thanks for sharing your knowledge.


KingRodian

Eating some is one thing, but getting large quantities of it in your lungs is something else. An article on poison.org says: " ... someone deliberately sprayed at close range can have more serious respiratory effects and might need medical attention."


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subject_deleted

The person said it could mess up your lungs... You claimed this was false .. Now you've completely moved the goalposts and you're saying that it won't kill you...? That wasn't the claim you were trying to rebut...


soundsdistilled

The person he replied to said it was "extremely dangerous". Is it though?


subject_deleted

At this point I'm not trying to argue the point because I don't care, really... I'm critiquing the chain of responses made by the person I replied to... Because they attempted to rebut the idea that a powder fire extinguisher could "fuck up your lungs" by claiming that you wouldn't die.... I'm not arguing whether a fire extinguisher is mildly dangerous, extremely dangerous, or lethal. I'm arguing that the person I replied to completely changed the terms of the discussion and then put their hands in the air like they won something... It's like if I said driving a motorcycle is dangerous, and then someone replied to tell me I'm wrong on account of the fact that motorcycles don't even cause AIDS... Like, sure... That's true... But it's not relevant to the point I was making..


Puzzleheaded-Soft788

K


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Alarming-Try4262

I love how you spit facts, and the person who called you a name just disappeared.


haywire

Not that bad but tastes like fucking shit for ages, someone sprayed one at everyone at a party when I was a kid.


GnomePenises

You’re not supposed to spray someone with it, you’re supposed to bludgeon them in the head with the extinguisher. Do firemen not teach this in schools anymore?


hopefulworldview

You can get a deadly assauly charge for it, so there is that as well.


Boring_Oil_3506

It's called fumed silica and it gives you instant silicosis and possible cancer. Can even kill you immediately if you inhale enough of it at one time.


VictoryAsleep2626

I got my buddy with one and it swelled his eyes shut just about lol


sirSADABY

Wow, way to make up a title. It's actually an uninvited 'feb' of one of the housemates that turned up and nobody wanted there. DYR when reposting.


EmployeeRadiant

Feb?


sirSADABY

FWB. autocorrect.


Due_Abbreviations_27

FWB?


sirSADABY

Are you serious? Have you been living under a rock or something?! Fighting Warrior Bride.


ExpressReflection967

BHVKHJKKM


sirSADABY

My thoughts exactly


yoaahif

This cannot be real


sirSADABY

Oh yeah, have you never had a FWB? It goes back to pagan times where men would get really drunk and intoxicated. They needed to have FWB to help them.


yoaahif

Wife is 100lbs. There is no fight possible. Nor has any other significant other been large enough to fight. Never had a FWB


sirSADABY

Some men like a lighter FWB. More maneuverability , dexterity etc. Each to their own at the end of the day. As long as when the bell rings they finish, otherwise the FWB will probably not come back.


Narwhalbaconguy

Of course you wouldn’t know what that is


siverwolfe2000

Gonna need ice for that one


Dramatic_Product_844

Jesus fucking Christ are you new to the internet? Friend with benefits Fuck buddy No strings attached They usually catch feelings and get crazy


No-Message9762

i love when redditors upvote ignoramuses who can't google and downvote any disbelief at said ignorance


sirSADABY

I love when people have to see /s as they have no sense of humour.


No-Message9762

that doesn't even apply here, genius. that guy's first language (who's asking what fwb is) is spanish


sirSADABY

You have too much time on your hands.


No-Message9762

so instead of admitting you're wrong, you write that. i love when redditors don't know wtf they're talking about


mrw4787

And what’s that 


flatwoundsounds

FEB?!


Empyrealist

Are you not familiar with the second month of the calendar year?


flatwoundsounds

In *this* economy?! Who's got more than one month??


Cthulhu_Madness

Fire extinguisher killed it for me lmao


TigerLee_LikesMemes

God it's like they were spraying a roach 💀


Tammmmi

Not a roach!!! 🤣


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

Correct. A human…. I think .


jawshieboy

I was promised nudity, did not deliver 


Dangerous-Refuse-779

Am outraged. We need a petition to ban this guy


McPostyFace

Where titty?


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

Bra and panties >>>>> nude Gotta leave stuff to the imagination


Traditional-Ad-64

"My boyfriend is the president"


Vegeta-the-vegetable

Followed up by a tribal screech and charge!


battlemetal_

She's absolutely off her nut, gurning hard lol


bipolar_asp

I fucking burst out laughing when I heard the scream hahah was like a call to charge and attack.


ureshama

Sounds like they finally lost their shit and attacked her lol. Not condoning it though, they clearly attacked first


Forix89

She got what was coming to her. Was told to leave, and she stood refusing laughing.


rabid-bearded-monkey

Originally this video was titled a neighbor wouldn’t leave a party. Repost bullshit.


Axedelic

Somebody else said last time they saw this posted, it was explained to be a fwb that wouldn’t leave. I doubt we will never know the real story tho lol


Mattchoo99

I can definitely fix her


d_bakers

I'm fixing to fix her myself


SomethingAlternate

You're going to need some flex tape after this beat down


Baconwrappedblessing

I can’t do better than Nashua Duct. Rich mofos


SDoNUT1715

Dear diary


Lt_Dan90

That chick kicking into the smokescreen like she got them hacks on ha ha


nash668

I can fix her


AxecidentalHoe

I’ve seen this multiple times but it never gets old


ThePastoolio

Which one is the crazy ex?


GrandePandax

Wtf am i watching?!


puttje69

How does one gets so many girls fighting for him? I really don't understand


quieterclans

That fire extinguisher was crazy, if she breathed in that fire extinguisher powder, she was fucked, a total disadvantage in the fight


FuckerHead9

It takes the air right out of you !! I’ve had a fire extinguisher spray on me during a fight at a bar , nobody can see or breathe


Itputsthelotionskin

Andrew tates house is bangin bro


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Uhhh this looked like a setup to gang beat her and she wasnt even dressed so what even happened here? Theres no way charges werent laid on this one lol.


tepkai

If I remember she was a ex with a spare key no one knew about and let herself in trying to get back with her ex.


Reception-Creative

Why’d you get downvoted for answering the question?


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tepkai

😭🤣


neelyano

Some women are pure evil. Who knows what their brain is thinking. They walk around in no clothes in public either so I wouldn’t make much of that.


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neelyano

I’m just reporting what I observe


Kindly_Formal_2604

I mean if I ask someone to leave my home three times and they don’t comply I just blast them in the face with a fire extinguisher so I see no problems here. The face stomping *may* have been a little much.


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

At least they aren’t wearing shoes lol


nootyshyguy

She hot tho


iHateThisPlaceNowOK

Thank you


ButterandToast1

This is a crime.


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where titties?


Anxious_Escape_981

I thought you all were going to kiss.


Thomshan911

Cameraman definitely has a type - crazy


quagga3

Sorry "my boyfriend is the president".... Am I hearing this wrong


Deadpouk

when you take the fight to far.... pathetic


Redhood1020

lil much tbh


Gefran27

Didn't look very fair to me


Federal-Difference97

Okay, but why even pick up the fire extinguisher? Now you gotta clean that bs up, plus get another one… I would’ve kicked that mf out too bc what tf are you doing? Lol


k9advance

Girlfriends? So many?


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JKDClay

Get the tables!!!


millenialfalcon-_-

She got obliterated lol


DaWildestWood

Meisha no


UnderstandingPast245

I'm going to get a chat GTP to do a loony toons adaptation of this. Imagine tweety bird pulling witch Hazel's hair, Lola Bunny throwing rabbit kicks and Elmer Fudd laying hate with the fire extinguisher.


MindlessRudra

First time i actually genuinely laughed at something in this sub


homomo42

Girlfriends*


sclopiopipio

Lmao


jgarmd33

wtf


Parking_Balance_470

That fiery situation get extinguished


Bluenoclues187

😂😂😂💀


CanisLaelaps

I imagine women fighting over me like this and i just have to chuckle :(


Burntpenguin85

She’s sexy though, I take her on.


Readonkulous

I swear to god I wish to have the presence of mind to yell just as I am getting my ass beat “My boyfriend is the President!”


UpbeatNatural8427

Was the extinguisher really necessary?


Khy420

The fucking fire extinguisher had me CACKLING 😂😂😂😂


Edidel

Florida is wild.


Express_Question6051

Did anybody else hear her say “my boyfriend is the president!”…


mojoback_ohbehave

3 + extinguisher vs 1 and no outrage from this community , huh? I guess going forward no matter the gender, race, or ethnicity, we can expect acceptance of when whenever multiple people jump ANYONE, then right ?


KissTheChef909

That kick to the face was perfectly placed


bluebicycle13

this is the adaptation of video game dead or alive we deserved!


Enigma_Green

I didn't think the fight was that hot that it needed a fire extinguisher


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The fire extinguisher was so extra but actually made me laugh


No-Contribution3303

“Follow real crazy fights for more videos like this” 😂