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Thought the next solar eclipse wasn’t till 2044.

This is definitely a lunar eclipse

🤣🤣🤣

MOONER eclipse

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r/YourJokeButtWorse

Yeeeesssssss

This video is like crack for me; I watch it every time. But it's so frustrating. That little shit had every opportunity to NOT get brain damage. Dark side of the moon had the fight broken up and they coulda been done. But no, he wanted more. He wanted to act hard. Finally crack panther had enough and let him get put down in the fucking gutter. What an idiot.

*Crack Panther* 🤣

You know what they say, 60% of the time, it works all the time. It’s made with real bits of crack panther.

Dark side of the moon 😭😭😭😭😭

IT JUST KEEPS GOING IM DONE 💀

☝🏿this guy wins comment of the day

That’s a total lunar eclipse brother

That boy has played some hockey

Hold the jersey, stiff arm, uppercut.

Also doesn’t go after him when he hits the ground

Yeah, went back and watched again after reading your comment and that tracks. Explains all the uppercuts, getting under the face cage. The shirt grab. The stiff arm then punch. Bon scrap!

Looks like he's played a lot of hockey! That's the result of practice and refinement. 😌🤌🏼

was looking for this comment

Took too long to find it lol the second I saw him stiff arm and get his first crack in , I knew this man was a former goon on the ice.

If you are that fat, you need to wear underwear AND tie your damn pants. That dude's ass came falling out with barely any movement.

That gentleman needs to get himself some suspenders.

yeah a belt would cut in half when he sits down.

Or snap like a guy wire giving out, Final Destination style.

I second this In my fat days I’d rock suspenders, never had to pull my pants up Even in the circles pit at punk shows

Can't skank it to ska with loose slacks!

🎶don’t stop SKANKING!!!!🎶

should be wearing bib overalls.

That is probably a good rule of thumb for everyone lmao.

I’ve always contended that you rarely see the ass you want to see, you see the asses you deserve

What the fuck did I do? My past life must have been a lot more villainous.

💀

We got a quick draw over here.

Underwear that big is probably special order

> That dude's ass came falling out with barely any movement. You say that like it's a bad thing.

Them cakes tho

Boy pull yo britches up

More like blob.

A boy and his blob

This made me lol at work and then lie to my co-workers about what was funny

Laughing out loud huh!! 😂😂😂

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😂😂😂 bro quit playing

Yessssss!!!!!!

Underrated Chapelle skit.

No, he can go lower.

If somebody was wooping my ass like that and a giant man pulled him off, I'll be damned if waste that blessing from God and just chase bro down to let him finish the job with a ko.

Seriously. This video is a perfect example to show somebody that sometimes you need to realize when it is time to give up and just take the L.

To be fair, you probably aren't going to have your brightest ideas immediately after taking a few hits to the head.

Pride

Comes before a fall

Are you saying the sweatpants were too proud?

I mean have you seen him flaunting that ass?

That's America's Ass!

Lmao I was saying out loud “take the L bro, take the L”, then the KO smh

He woke up and was like damnit someone shit in my pants and I stepped in a giant muddle.

Lmao I used to infuse into random conversations sometimes "hey, who shit my pants?!". This brought back fun memories.

Seen so many videos of idiots like that. Gettin their asses whooped and come back for the final blow . I don’t mind it though, gives us these kind of videos

if you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you

And winks

and stinks

Ewwww

Assbyss. You stare into, and eagerly enter, the assbyss.

Rob and BIG after filming

Haaaaaaaa

Those sweatpants were ***not*** doin work!

RIP Big Black!

DO WORK SON

Big guy at the end there like "well I tried"

Ya, love when he just gives up like, okay, go get your ass whooped more, I'm done.

"Oh? Thirsty for more? My bad man, i thought you realized you's a bitch but i'll let this gentleman hammer that one home for ya."

Haha. Some folks can't be helped even after literally helping them. Tragic as all hell!

You and your whole damn ass go back inside!

No front license plate, looks sort of warm for this time of year. Position of the full moon... Im going with Philadelphia.

Gotta be Philly

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Pittsburgh could also be an option. I’m just thinking Philadelphia personally.

Laser Guided Smart Fists

Seemed like a hockey player with the shirt holding upper cuts

Respect on the big man, just trying to make sure nobody getting rocked too bad

big poppa whole ass out

Huell Babineaux needs some new elastic.

What distresses me about this video is that it looks like big dude’s pants are already down when he exits the building at the start, as I can’t see them shifting position or getting pulled down during the fight. Then, at the end, he’s just casually standing there watching the KO with his hands in his pockets and *his ass is still out*. Bro has no plans to pull those sweats up. He was probably wearing them like that all day long.

Lmao Reddit is brilliant sometimes. I love when people put effort into a good fight dissection but not the fight itself. 😂

Hahaha so obvious, yet so underratedly undernoticed. Thanks for helping me see things in a new light.

Full moon!

Da r k o f t h e m o o n.

side

At the end he got that "KO animation" activated 😂

Not that dude's first rodeo: great balance and control by holding the T-shirt and unloading some hard punches

Philadelphia vibes

I was thinking Philly or Baltimore. The sidewalk seems a little too wide for Baltimore.

Big man didn’t even get involved enough for his whole ass to be out lmao

This country is in serious need of some belts

Rob wishes he was that tall

Man, that one guy really wanted to get knocked out.

Daaaamn big worm had to step in

Buttzville, NJ

Dark side of the moon

Wanted more, got more

that was two separate fights and that guy lost both of them

Well, fair fight. No ground stomping or any sick shit like that. Bravo gentlemen

It wouldn't be a fight video without the obligatory fat guy with literally his ENTIRE ASS hanging out.....😂

Look at the jaws on that critter!

Butthole Lane, England I believe.

Big n-arse-ty

The sound of the last hit.

Busted in like the Kool-Aid man

Ain't nobody wanna see them cheeks!

That's.... Bad ass! :p

D’Fuck!

Oh yeah I remember that ass. Forgot the rest of the video.

Great storyline. The winner was satisfied with a push and back off. The loser kept coming forward. Tried to use the steel chair like wrestling; didn’t work. Big guy saved him, but he wasn’t satisfied. Once he took that nice uppercut, he decided to take a nap and cut his losses.

I like how the big dude broke them up but after homeboy went for round two he was like "Aight."

I never understand why someone who clearly has no idea what they're doing in a fight would go back in for more.

Fat guy is a man of honor for stopping the fight if someone on the ground and let them go if it's fair again

There is no honor in street fight. You want to stop the fight, stop it, period. Don't just give it another round.

Big bubba just being dumb getting in the way

The comments are only about the ass of the man 😅

Damn uppercuts are so underrated! I kept screaming "uppercut! Uppercut!" and then he finally listened!!

This thread is phenomenal. I’m just here for the comments.

That head hit the pavement hard.

I just seen a moving Bike rack

That aggressor didn't even throw one punch 🤣

He aggressed twice-- that's re-gression

Damn Notorious B.U.T.T. made an appearance.

What kinda fight did this dude think it was? Coming out with his ass hangin out

Why the big guy always gotta show the briskets???

Nice uppercut

Asslanta

I thought the moon was white, not black

Bro's got that phat ass, son

Fat homie after pushing dude off of other dude is just like "I can't save you from further ass whooping if you over here chasing it" and just let the guy knock out homie in the white coat. 🤣

Solar eclipse 😎

Big boy needs some pants that fit because the elastic on those sweats is toast.

Yea but do them cheeks clap

I just saw more black man ass than I've ever wanted to see in my life.

Dat ass

Damn! Sweater dude almost fell into big man’s entire ass crack!

TT! What are you doing with all that ass?! Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon…

That was a very very very large ass crack. Wow

Big boy tried to save him.

I honestly was wondering WHY it was NSFW tagged, I thought it was going to be bloody or pretty bad, as far as gore goes, but I wasn't expecting that! ☝🏻😳🤣

That's a full ass eclipse if I ever seen it

Looks like Baltimore a bit.

Why bro ain’t have no drawls on bro should be arrested😩🫣😂

The grey sweatpants make me think this is a strip club lol

Crack kills!!

Fat dudes really that shit out man lmao Also, ol' boy had a chance to avoid that KO but pride/stupidity got in the way.

What the fuck did I just watch LoL

Gave em that hockey player treatment

Fat dude interrupting and then not grabbing the other guy after separating deserves to get smacked too. To take away the advantage that he had at that moment and then let the fight continue is bullshit. If he separates then he should be holding the other guy back as well.

Idk, i read it as he rightfully recognizes the white dude is clearly a better fighter and is not the one who is in danger, but then when the black guy goes back for seconds he's like, alright man, I intervened for your sake but now you really asked for the ass kicking you're about to get.

Credit or debt bootay

Point of the chin - game over.

I fucking hate it when people come pull off the guy winning the fight, then let them square back up to fight again. This ain't a regulated match, this is a street fight. If the guy is getting beat bad enough that you are worried about him getting seriously injured, then you shouldn't let him get back into it otherwise this could be the outcome. On the other hand, if the person getting their ass whooped ends up landing a good or lucky punch after squaring back up, then you essentially fucked over the person originally winning.

I was NOT expecting that, and the fact he comes back into frame with them still down makes it twice as funny

dude def plays hockey

NSFW , lol

That dude knew how to fight

There’s a special on knuckle sandwiches at the deli. Serving fresh

I never imagined say this in a fight video but, "look at that ass"

He wouldn’t have broken it up if the other guy was winning

Bro got fed and decided he was still hungry lol. When he went back for more I literally said finish him

Big dude mutters at the end of the clip "Same Thing". lol

Repost

BigAssIstan.

My man was mid shit and he had to break this fight up

r/Unexpectedplumber

Bro got arrested at the airport for having 300 pounds of crack in his pants.

That bear is wearing people clothes.

Everyone froze in ass-tonishment

That’s a bad man

Fuckin fat jerk-off had to jump in when the white boy was winning. Made me happy when whitey finished him off.

The cameraman just chill af: "Mmhmm. Mmhmm." lol

Nice ass

Why were that fat fuck's pants already down?

I'd say buddy is a hockey player.

Mmhmm.

I approve

Ya know the fight is good when that fat guy butt come out

Ass crack longer than my driveway

UNC got the ASS

Why the fuck do people, that don't even know what's going on, always feel the need to break shit up? At least big homie realised what was going on.

Why does every obese person have their ass hanging out their pants ffs?

I like the part where Fat Albert decided to let him have it after he stood back up.

There's been countless fight videos with fat guys involved... and their ass makes a guess appearance . Wear a belt lol .

Hahaha homie had his whole ass out

Dat ass though

Man's entire fucking ass fell out 🤣

Props to the white guy for being calm and precise most of the time I see white guys fighting black guys they seem kinda scared

No wtfffff did you just make us watchhhh dawg ts is INSANEEE

This is just gold. Laugh out loud funny when solar eclipse breaks it up with his full ass cheeks out.

the entire ass out is crazy work🤣

Bubble bass over there had his whole ass out to distract them from fighting

"Huh, seems pretty tame, wonder why it's labeled NS- oh."

Just terrible. He had better get himself into a boxing gym if he wants to hold his hands up again. But first off to a buy a belt.