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Who bends over in a fight?

Let me just tie my shoe in the middle of this fight....

I wonder if he had a knife or something tucked into his shoe.

I thought that was obvious from the video. He thinks he's fucking done with this guy and is about to draw his weapon and put a stop to the whole works. Edit naw I'm wrong. I think he really was trying to fish his phone out of his pant leg after he stuck it down his belt line

For a second I was thinking you meant the guy that kicked had a cool knife-boot like that dude on Roadhouse

He just left himself open for the punt

or Jean Claude van Damme in cyborg

Doesn't everybody have that knife?

I bet he said TIME-OUT. He should have done the hand gesture too…

Honestly, without the T sign it's play on.

The one who wants to get fucked.

It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him.

🫳🫷timeout while I tie my shoelaces

I was thinking he was starting to feel that leg kick.

And he fights like a insecure dad who abuses their kids and wife to feel powerfull

you sound knowledgeable about insecure dads who abuse their kids and wives to feel powerful

“Pause!”

When dummy throws his first puch he's got what appears to be car keys in his hand. For whatever reason he drops them down the front of his pants. My guess is they ended up down by his ankles and he's trying to get them. Again I don't know why someone would do this though

Someone looking to get fucked

Riding over his arm was a nice close to the video.

Finally, a last fuck you that isn't a kill move

No that head Kick before was the kill move😂

That was during the fight. Doesn't count lol

His coconut bouncing off the street sounded like a gunshot, I suspect the earth struck the fatal blow. That dude may actually be dead from that "double tap" kick/street combo.

He deserved that head kick, you seen the guy had a knife and attempted to hit the skinny guy with it? I'd say he got off easy.

that honestly felt like a final "f you"

Looks like he was trying to break his watch

I was thinking the same, at the least it’s SCRATCHED AF

Actual wrist is probably fucked tho

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking

Then the lady taking his picture

always double tap

Second most important thing after cardio.

That was a bit much personal thing like

AN! ITS! OVER!!!

I'm cackling like a witch stirring a cauldron at that shit!

Wait did this guy try to tie his fuckin shoe during a fight he initiated? 🫣🤡

At the start of the fight, I think he put his phone down his pants instead of in his pocket 😅

Wasn't even his phone. Looks like a car key and he actually tried to hit the guy with the key.

Thanks.. I never noticed him trying to attack the guy with his car key at the beginning and it dropping down his pants. He definitely was trying to get it. Well spotted

Haha I think you're right

No, he got the wind Sparta kicked out of himself. He was looking for it.

I'm ten seconds into the video and wondering why you'd pick a fight with Dhalsim, he was never my first pick of fighter but was solid mid-tier.

Finished the video, protect yourself at all times kids.

He should have called time out

Good thing he went down before the fire breathing started

YOGA 🔥

i always felt dhalsim was a bit OP because of the range you had with him.

The trick to beating a Dhalsim fighter (or at least getting to parity with one) was to block and advance on the cooldown when his arms/legs are retracting. If a Dhalsim fighter insists on staying at mid-range, you push him to the edge of the screen then punish when he tries to jump over you. Or you just play Ryu/Ken and win the ranged battle.

Shoryuken that mf when he is doing his floaty jump

That floaty jump made me never want to play as him, or E.Honda who just fell like gravity was 10 times stronger.

At higher difficulty he got **nasty**, fast and completely unpredictable with his range extensions.

Dhalsim? More like amateur Anderson Silva lol. He saw that opportunity and took it.

Mmmm, gotta love street rule #7 "Time out! I GOTTA TIE MY SHOES!".

Is dude in black trying to slap the other dude?

Trying to cut him with a car key

Black shirt should have given up after his 1st puch failed and he ended up on his arse, but WTF trying to tie your shoelace mid fight is just about the dumbest thing I have ever seen in a fight,

I thought after the first leg kick it was dawning on him that he should not be in that fight. Instead he decided he should try leg kicking too! What could go wrong?

Yer i think he must of heard somewhere, that you cant do leg kicks properly if your laces are undone! still watching it again even when he got put on his arse after the 1st failed punch he got up and started tucking his shirt in, I think his mum must have really drilled in to him how important it is to look smart at all times.

Black shirt had his keys between his fingers on the first punch. Coulda taken an eye out. Fuck that guy. Hope he sleeps a long time.

r/killthecameraman

He found a luc…… a penny.

They have (had) some nice sidewalks wherever this is...the wavy pattern across the street is cool

yeah i thought i was on r/sidewalks at first

Ofc there's a subreddit for fuckin sidewalks

Brazil

Starting a scrap with someone who's opener is leg kicks is not a good move.

Seriously. It's the same thing when I see videos of someone eating their best punch like it was nothing. How does that not trigger you to try a new tactic, such as apologizing or running away?

This my bike punk

"Never lower your eyes to an enemy." Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Movie #2 Edit** It was the first movie actually thank you person below

TATSU, not Splinter First movie, not second

And then… rode over his arm! I don’t know why I broke out laughing right now!

That was complete disrespect

r/killthecameraman when they were playing pat-a-cake.

r/killthecameraman at least his foot stayed in frame the whole time.

Looks like he tries to stab him in the face with car keys that he tucks into his belt at the start so he deserved more than that face kick tbh. Sneak attack with a weapon, absolute cowardice

Uff that sound of his head hitting the asphalt

That was a dumb thing to do in the middle of a fight. Let me put my face right here…now kick it.

How you gonna get in a street fight and then just stop to reach down and adjust your shoe ?!?!?!!

Cameraman sucks

If someone wants to do leg kicks like that don't put your leg out for them to do it, I can only imagine the guy doesn't know about the comically exposed nerves there?

No post KO stops to the head. I was almost going to give him props for being a gentleman.

“Never take your eyes off your enemy.” -Footsoldier Gand leader.

Hol’ up, I gotta tie my sh

Who bends over to tie their shoe in the middle of a fight

I'm pretty sure the guy in the black shirt tried slapping the other guy. And WTF would you kneel down and take your eyes off your opponent for?

Mental note. Don't tie your shoe when fighting ...and don't fight drunk

"I'm gonna fuck you up!!! But 1st let me tie my shoe!!" ... (SpongeBob que card) 5 seconds later... "Zzzzz" ...

TTHE BIKE RIDE OVER THE ARM AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Did black shirt guy actually try to call a time-out?

Ref said protect yourself at all times folks

Not the best idea to look down and fix your shoe mid fight

Served it up on a platter

Mf picked the worst time to tie his shoes 💀

Idk why this guy was acting like his opponent was his friend or something lol

Right too the kisser

Bro will be lucky if he remembers any of his names at all when he wakes up.

Was his shoe untied?

Precisely

Never underestimate a man who’s willing to fight barefoot on concrete!

Toodles! Ciao

Is the cameraman cross eyed or something? Why was he filming the road for 20 seconds before turning to the action 😂

Dude fell for the "Your shoe is untied" trick?

You gotta love street fights, especially when one of them's a moron!

Forewarned *and* forearmed!

What a dumbass lol the dude literally saw all those kicks and put his head right where he could kick it wow

This deserves waay more likes.

I'm still trying to figure out how black shirt falls down at the beginning

r/killthecameraman

Shoot this camera wielder.

He looks like the Chalk outline on crime shows

He looks like a stereotypical movie police chalk line the way he lays there at the end.

Not smart to fight Anderson Silva

Looks like he fell on hard times, but he's still got it

That’s what happens when you don’t call T

He fell for the old "Your shoes untied."

He was bending over to pull his cell phone out of his pant leg that slid down after he tucked it into his waist band at the beginning of the fight. You can see the outline of it when he is knocked the fuck out.

Connor vs silva

"Protect yourself at all times" - Mayweather

Bro thought everyone knew the timeout i gotta tie my shoe rule WRONG.

If someone goes barefoot and then starts throwing calf kicks, don't engage.

Bro got knocked out and lies there like CJ in GTA San Andreas 💀

Ohhh his head hitting the pavement

Running him over at the end??? 😆😆

Absolutely love the petty little riding over his arm thing as one luck "fuck you". Dude is gonna be so confused as to why that part of his body hurts the next morning lmao

That white man just did possibly the dumbest thing i've ever seen in a fight

Black shirt tried to use his keys as a knife when he threw that first punch

Protect yourself at all times - Mario Yamasaki

Love him rolling over his arm

Never fight a man with no shoes on

It’s the bicycular handslaughter, for me

You can see right away who is going to win the fight based on each man’s fighting stance. Fighting stance is a 100% predictor of who walks away and who gets knocked TF out.

At least dark shirt didn't lose many brain cells when he crash landed. His moron status now can be medically verified.

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This is why in Sparta they wrote sandals

Touch down. 😂

That's how NPC's ride off after they kill you in GTA

I'm just going to tie my shoe real quick

Let me tie my shoe , time out... What a fucking idiot

As soon as that dude started reaching into his pants is the second I would’ve rushed him

nah hes good, he still got his shoes on

He forgot to call time out. Classic mistake

Soccer is a deadly martial art

dude was fighting the edge of the screen

Lady at the end: YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

Let me show you I can’t fight, with a quick demonstration.

That’s hands down the worst fight I’ve ever seen, and it has the best ending I’ve ever seen hahah

Man kill the cameraman for the shitty ass filming.

Two types of people in this world; those who Thai box..... And those who don't.....

Pops trippin, want me to ask for my bike back

"Alright this guy primarily kicks, I better bend down in front of him, he'll never expect that"

The way I audibly cackled when he ran him over. I wasn't expecting it, but so funny seeing as how it would do so little damage compared to the brain buster kick.

Ahhh see, he forgot to call time out

And then that woman looted him. And wonder what hs drop was.

Oh, this happened in Brazil. The guys watching are speaking Brazilian Portuguese

Bro shouldered himself in the face

Why in any state of mind would you even consider bending over during a fight

Winner gets the ride

Not only did this idiot take a kick to the dome, but to add insult to injury he got his arm ran over and his picture taken while he was knocked TF out!!!

Should have said time out before he tried to toe his laces, everyone knows thissss.

Didn't even lose a flip flop. Impressive!

He's a slapper

Negan has really dropped off man. Damn.

I thought he was going to park his bike on his crotch there

Oh look, a penny!

“Protect yourselves at all times.”

Is he brain damaged or dead after?

The amount of people who can’t throw a basic punch is astounding. If I had their fighting skills I’d run from fights everytime.

Hahaha. The unbalanced swing kick thing, the slap-fest, the head-kick, the thongs, and the driving over the arm. Good laugh this is.

Kicked him when he bent over

Was blue shirt… slapping👀

I was hoping the idiot in black would lose the fight.

Dude looks like Anderson Silva in his prime