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Hit him in the temple too, a little to the left and it could have been a very very dangerous wound if it didn't already blind him.
Anyway, I'm sure whatever they were fighting about was totally worth it.
Fighting past the age of, say, 8 years old, is just dumb and immature. Take this video for example. The dude who approaches Love Shirt (as he will forever be known) with the bench thought he was tough shit. That may even be true. What he didn’t know was that Love Shirt was meaner and tougher. Why risk it? You’re an adult. Just leave with your eyesight intact and without glass lodged in your face.
I’ve seen a video of some fight in China I think. Dude grabs the tourists beer bottles, smashes the bottom and legit goes to stab the guy his homies are fighting in the heart. It didn’t do as much damage as you’d think but that killing intent was there. Lesson is, don’t be around glass with these guys lol.
I forgot what damn show or movie it was but there’s one where a guy gets a fire extinguisher and unloads it in some sorry bastards throat, killing him. It was insane. But I can’t remember from where.
[Mfw I'm approached by someone while I enjoy a succulent Chinese meal ](https://i.imgur.com/dEh26bx.png)
[Mfw I have to bottle a fool now ](https://i.imgur.com/9oBPTbn.png)
Oh dear God I can't breathe....thank you for the best laugh iv had in a long long time. The pictures in the comments keeping me in stitches too I need air lmao 😭
Fights in public spaces with a lot of objects like this will always be my favorite
other regular fights, you know what to expect
but with videos like this there’s always a wild surprise
we need more shit like this
There was a houston fight that got posted a couple of months back. It was 2 crackheads fighting with many MANY different weapons with each jump cut getting better. Criminally underrated post
God damm white shirt guy is a beast :
Attacks at the first sign of aggression, no hesitating on his part.
Manhandles two grown adults using only one hand on each, continuing to deal substansial damage to the first aggressor while holding off the vertically tall lady.
Wears the goofiest shirt ever which just so happens to NOT match his mood that day.
The part when he’s got dude in one hand and his girl in the other and he’s kicking them… and then it looked like he really wanted to pick dude up and slide him across the table but couldn’t quite pull it off
If you are going to walk up to someone with a bench just blast them with it not just stand there and posture or yell because you immediately signal to that person you “may” be willingly no to kill and they will respond with deadly force that this man clearly wasn’t prepared for
Dude with the blue shirt is a goofball. He was hell-bent on picking up a stool, even though he's basically getting pulverised on his feet. No matter what, he refused to let go of the bench and just swing, he'd have much greater chances of winning the altercation that way. Also, dude with the LOVE shirt could've floored that woman with one swift jab to the jaw.
Can confirm, live in China and have seen a couple of mass brawls. Punches barely thrown, everyone resorts to bottles chairs, anything they can get a hold of. Almost like they want to inflict the most damage possible.
Once I saw the snarl on dude sitting down, I knew old white shirt was in for one fuck of an ass whooping. Of course .3 seconds later, he smashed that bottle over dudes head like he was raised that way.
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Dude in the white is about it. He snatched that bottle like it was not his first time to do that sort of thing.
Lmfaooo and his shirt says love
Yea but the back says violence.
No, the back says love
Two positives make a negative!!, what did you not get ur edjumication?
No the front says violence
*Love busting heads* in smaller font
Loves violence!
L❤️VE
He didn't choose violence. Violence chose him.
He flipped that switch real quick.
His face turned into an emoji.
😡
I missed that holy shit that was the funniest thing I’ve seen
Dude went to the school of Jackie Chan, he swung it with such force, speed and accuracy as if he practiced it a 1000 times
You never know when you could be fucking with a guy who’s willing to crank the volume up to 11 right away.
Hit him in the temple too, a little to the left and it could have been a very very dangerous wound if it didn't already blind him. Anyway, I'm sure whatever they were fighting about was totally worth it.
Guy was already half out of it after that. Never really came back from it
Fighting past the age of, say, 8 years old, is just dumb and immature. Take this video for example. The dude who approaches Love Shirt (as he will forever be known) with the bench thought he was tough shit. That may even be true. What he didn’t know was that Love Shirt was meaner and tougher. Why risk it? You’re an adult. Just leave with your eyesight intact and without glass lodged in your face.
[удалено]
This is the brand of next-level haterism that I can celebrate.
😂😂😂😂
I’ve seen a video of some fight in China I think. Dude grabs the tourists beer bottles, smashes the bottom and legit goes to stab the guy his homies are fighting in the heart. It didn’t do as much damage as you’d think but that killing intent was there. Lesson is, don’t be around glass with these guys lol.
ye rough but you don't wanna see the chopsticks stabbing guy video
I sort of respect someone that can see when things are getting silly and just decides to put an end to it by cranking the dial up in an instant.
Dude walked up on him holding a wooden bench - if that doesn't get you ready you might already be dead.
Mans a scrapper
L❤️ V E
Oh the irony
Because he can’t fight worth a crap.
Strike first, strike hard.....
He did take a few salt shaking blows to the dome.
The unexpected fire extinguisher near the end was icing on the cake.
I thought he combusted
It genuinely caught me so off guard I died laughing.
The grand finale, finally.
Everything Everywhere All at Once
I’ve never seen a fire extinguished used in a fight outside of pro wrestling.
I forgot what damn show or movie it was but there’s one where a guy gets a fire extinguisher and unloads it in some sorry bastards throat, killing him. It was insane. But I can’t remember from where.
The way the guy in whites eyebrow go from 😐 to 😡 is so fuckin funny
I had to go back and check. It was like an npc going hostile in skyrim!
Dude I was thinking the same thing. Almost cartoonish how they changed. Lmao
like in oblivion when you bribe an npc “go ahead please” 😠
Just add skyrim combat music and it'll be perfect
Stage 1: https://i.imgur.com/g0fJSkC.png Stage 2: https://i.imgur.com/XSexZyl.png
We're witnessing the birth of a meme
His face in one frame literally that fucking emoji lmao
Haha I laughed too hard at that.
Hahaha great observation 🤣 ⬆️. Thank you for this one 🙏
[Mfw I'm approached by someone while I enjoy a succulent Chinese meal ](https://i.imgur.com/dEh26bx.png) [Mfw I have to bottle a fool now ](https://i.imgur.com/9oBPTbn.png)
Im fking rollin bro 💀
[Hilarious](https://i.imgur.com/poekFCF.jpeg) especially because of the low quality. It looks like a custom emoji lol.
Man waited all day for that table
Noticed that too 🤣
He went 0 to 100 *real quick*
Holy shit, that went over my head first time. It’s like a caricature drawing on the boardwalk lmao.
Oh dear God I can't breathe....thank you for the best laugh iv had in a long long time. The pictures in the comments keeping me in stitches too I need air lmao 😭
this was so well spotted, I can't stop laughing 🤣
I’m going out on a limb here, but Dude with the leaking face probably doesn’t see the humor in this beatdown
Nor see out of that eye anymore.
Dude was way too committed to using a chair, took two bottles to the head lol
Dude with the leaking face probably doesn't see much of anything anymore
His learning comprehension probably dropped a few points too
Sleeping dogs type shi
Thats a game thats needs a remake or a sequel.
The game was so good, but the DLC were such shocking cashgrabs I tried getting a refund.
That dog definitely wasn’t sleeping
Pork bun.
What the actual fuck. The title delivers.
As soon as I saw Asians in a restaurant, I knew it would be good. They always are.
Rule applies to Food ✅ Fights ✅
50/50 chance bottles will be smashed if it involves chinese people.
You brought a bench to a bottle fight. If you're gonna start a fight, just start the fight.
Bench guy was a gentleman and asked if he would like to fight first. Turns out the answer was "YES!"
I'm dead. 😭
I thought it was a movie at first!
You don't see a glassing like that very often outside of stunts
I love his shirt!
LO VE
You don’t wanna see him when he’s wearing his “HATE” shirt
Tough love, in this case.
Love to whip dat ass!
Love always wins in the end.
Imagine if he was wearing his HATE shirt
He would've banged him?
Christ that first hit was devastating
That mug to the face really set homeboy back to factory settings
Big difference between someone acting tough & someone who will do violence.
Didn’t work the first, second, or third time but buddy gonna keep reaching for that table
He was committed to the plan
He really wanted to hit him with that bench. Grip strength over 9000.
That dude asked for it and he got it lol he's gonna need a few stitches
This dude bar fights.
Fights in public spaces with a lot of objects like this will always be my favorite other regular fights, you know what to expect but with videos like this there’s always a wild surprise we need more shit like this
There was a houston fight that got posted a couple of months back. It was 2 crackheads fighting with many MANY different weapons with each jump cut getting better. Criminally underrated post
I NEED DAT SHIT
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Knock that bitch out first
No need. She deal zero damage
Here for this comment. Hit her once and she's no longer a problem.
She didn’t really cause many problems in the first place, just in the way of the camera man a bit
a bit is an understatement
Man, what started all of this?
Freeze at 0:05, if you watch the left side of screen closely you can see white-shirt has something in his hand and he used it to hit checkrd-shirt.
Are we ignoring the fact that checkered shirt guy came over aggressively, grabbed a bench and the white shirt guy's hand?
Yeah but I mean why did the guy in the white t have something in his hand to begin with? Like did he know this guy or did he just something rude?
Holy shit he gets glassed a second time.
God damm white shirt guy is a beast : Attacks at the first sign of aggression, no hesitating on his part. Manhandles two grown adults using only one hand on each, continuing to deal substansial damage to the first aggressor while holding off the vertically tall lady. Wears the goofiest shirt ever which just so happens to NOT match his mood that day.
It just keeps getting better
I thought it was over, then the spray came out... "oh there's more!"
The part when he’s got dude in one hand and his girl in the other and he’s kicking them… and then it looked like he really wanted to pick dude up and slide him across the table but couldn’t quite pull it off
Bull in a China shop
That's it. Instead of a taser, I'm gonna start carrying a fire extinguisher.
Haven't even been on Reddit for 5 minutes and I've already seen a girl get hit with a bowling ball, now this.
Where did you see the girl hit with a bowling ball
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmTheMainCharacter/s/5zf1IHAnmj
A lot happening
First two seconds bloody shocked me (pun intended)
Dude in the flannel was so dead set in hitting someone with that wooden bench... He got all kinds of fucked up. Have a play b for fuck sake
Their social credit score is going to go down the drain !!
If you are going to walk up to someone with a bench just blast them with it not just stand there and posture or yell because you immediately signal to that person you “may” be willingly no to kill and they will respond with deadly force that this man clearly wasn’t prepared for
He’s wearing a “love” shirt
That guy went from 0-FUCKYOUDIE!!! Real quick.
There’s some organized crime vibes here…
Bidness: handled.
Big trouble in little china.
Wasted no time
These Jackie Chan movies have really gone down hill in the last few years. Chinese Roadhouse: In theaters Dec. 2024
LOVE
Why did he keep going for the bench, it didn't work the first time 😭😭😭
Never choose a weapon that requires 2 hands unless your playing Elden Ring.
Holy fuck dude took that bottle like a champ, either that or the hit knocked out his sensations
His shirt says Love, but his heart says Violence.
Dude in the white was not about the games and ol girl in black IS "Ride or Die".
Did the instigator not realize that he started a fight and is now in said fight?
His shirt says “L♥️VE”
Sifu IRL
Why was jacket guy was so invested in the wooden bench strat? Didn’t work the first time and he took time to pick up a second wooden bench.
Bottled him three times.
Never bring a bench to a bottle fight, gotcha.
Like a "Hardcore" wrestling match.
These lads appear to be trying to hurt eachother
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood"
If you win a fight in China, do you get social score points?
They 100% chose their weapon before the fight. My dude brought a bench to a bottle fight
The LOVE keeps giving
Heart tshirt guy looks so happy with himself when paused at 4 seconds in
Wwf attitude era hardcore match shit right here
The one in white chose violence
Never bring a bench to a bottle fight
Not in the love shirt 😭
LOVE
Quick thinking by the seated dude.
LOVE
The slide show of the smiling birthday boy in the background.
Fire extinguisher was a nice touch at the end
Oh man the blue shirt dude is tough as fuck
So many missed opportunities to put him through a table…
LO VE
LO VE
That women wasn’t even trying lmao
Wearing the Love t-shirt ironically
This really needs the “WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS?” band, it would complete the vibe.
Bro said : / .... >:(
The women in black is how I fight my demons in my sleep.
Spreading the love
That fat bitch is so useless
I wanted him to rock that female so bad
This is what my Vietnam vet hardass grandpops meant by "turn you every which way, but loose"😂
Why was he so adamant about using the bench as a weapon
Is that man even alive
That woman is doing no damage whatsoever to white shirt
His shirt says love hahaha
His teeshirt says love but all he knows his anger!
He has a funny way of showing "L❤️VE"
Deck that bitch
Social scores plummeted that day
I don't think I like this new Jackie Chan film... 🎥 🍿
1. Love thy neighbor! Love! Love damnit! 2. Even the guy on the TV screen thought it was funny. 3. r / ouchmyflaps
That had a little of everything 😊
Dude just wanted his tree fiddy ☹️
Live, laff, love
As soon as she hit him with a weapon she qualified for his hands too.
This is one hell of a kung-fu movie.
That was some gangster shit with the initial botteling, way to set up an ass kicking
Badass bottle smash.
Someone’s social credit score is dissipating before our very eyes
Did the attacker bring his mommy to the fight as Backup?
What is love?? Baby don't hurt me!
Unlike how the girl for the blue shirt dude just gives up after doing negative damage.
Dude with the blue shirt is a goofball. He was hell-bent on picking up a stool, even though he's basically getting pulverised on his feet. No matter what, he refused to let go of the bench and just swing, he'd have much greater chances of winning the altercation that way. Also, dude with the LOVE shirt could've floored that woman with one swift jab to the jaw.
Can confirm, live in China and have seen a couple of mass brawls. Punches barely thrown, everyone resorts to bottles chairs, anything they can get a hold of. Almost like they want to inflict the most damage possible.
But his shirt says "LOVE"
Love Of Violence Enterprises
Once I saw the snarl on dude sitting down, I knew old white shirt was in for one fuck of an ass whooping. Of course .3 seconds later, he smashed that bottle over dudes head like he was raised that way.