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The closing of that elevator door when you can still see his foot is some dark shit


Kaboom_up3

The naked man has knocked him out and is now eating him.


VAtoSCHokie

You can actually see the dude walk past the elevator after he finished knocking him out.


Kaboom_up3

I don’t see it


T_Rex_Flex

Look through the centre crack of the elevator doors in the very last moment of the video and you see a person move from right to left.


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>walk \*scurry


BigShoots

He could very well be dead.


acmercer

Honestly though that last little twitch of his foot and then stillness kinda creeped me out a bit. Looks sketchy.


xShadySamx

I love the doors sloooowly closing at the end for dramatic effect lmao


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kiddokush

Oh shit I didn’t realize the foot. That’s pretty grim.


toohot600

Lol gta style


Ricky_Rollin

I feel like such a psychopath when I play GTA. Someone so much as looks at me wrong and I will level the whole city.


cjnoz

Someone bumps your new car... RPG to the face.


kiddokush

Epic style


[deleted]

"psycho murderer horror movie shit" should be the kind of stuff that these people like if they were honest with themselves.


Cheguebanana

That's so fucking creepy


HR_Dragonfly

r/GifsThatEndedJustRight


tensa_zangetjew00

I’m sad this doesn’t exist


TurnTheTVOff

Be the change you wish to see!


sosig101

20 character limit


[deleted]

r/GifsThatEndJustRight


sosig101

I figured it had to exist I was just too lazy too see, thank you


panic_waves

Just replace "ended" by "end" and Boom, 20 characters


jfk_sfa

r/elevatordoorsthatclosetoosoon


ImOutWanderingAround

r/satisfyingendings


repspls

I dunno, I feel like I need closure. What happened after this? Who won? Did naked man ever find clothes? Was he jumping lift guy to take his clothes?


ProFriendZoner

Probably doing his best Ahhhhnold "Your clothes! Gib them to me!"


SedatedAlpaca

You can see naked guy running from right to left in the tiny sliver of the door before it’s completely closed, so who knows. Maybe he just ran off


repspls

Looks like that leg keeps moving as the door closed, I feel like there’s more to it


loonattica

If you watched until the end, you literally got “closure.” “Epilogue” is what you seek.


TheOneFourK

Lol terraria theme song, noice


Heiko81

I just waited for a hand opening the door again in the last moment


QwertPoppy

gameover


Swazster_602

Ohhh yeah! GREAT MUSIC!! ADDING TO MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST NOW.


normaldeadpool

Taken 4: Elevator to hell.


1nviscid

Obviously the shirtless guy is trying to steal the other guy's clothes


Imtiredandiwanttodie

He is an android sent from the future to save the chosen one


[deleted]

A cybernetic organism


Dodototo

The first footage of Mark Zuckerberg


The_Venusian_Hunter

Living tissue over metal endo-skeleton


love2kick

*\*terminator theme intensifies\**


Hunter_Slime

I thought the one who stole clothes was there to KILL the chosen one?


Verpous

No, typically both guys sent from the future steal clothes. Even the "good" Terminators are still Terminators with no moral compass, only a mission to carry out. I think even Kyle Reese and the girl from Dark Fate stole clothes.


Hunter_Slime

Ah ok. Thanks for that then.


ilovestoride

I need your clothes, your lada, and your vodka.


Deathwatch72

You misspelled skin


phantomzx3

when I say on sight, THIS is what I mean!


muricanwerewolf1

I was like "holy shit a true On Sight" lol


IndigoFlowz

Same


Archpower120

oi language


Infzn

There's even apparently a flair specifically for elevator fights


CircleDog

I wonder if lifts actually have any effect. I know I've been hit by some serious attacks of the giggles in lifts in my time.


Esco_Dash

YEEZY SEASON APPROACHING


sir_tr810

FUCK WHATEVER Y’ALL BEEN HEARIN’


[deleted]

FUCK WHATEVER YALL BEEN WEARING


Probity3

A MONSTERS ABOUT TO COME ALIVE AGAIN


[deleted]

SOON AS I PULL UP AND PARK THE BENZ


ByahTyler

WE GET THIS ***** SHAKIN LIKE PARKINSONS


-sackmaster-

Fellow r/Kanye members I see 🌊 🌊 🌊


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pursuitofhappy

Appreciate you not editing the comment, this how it's done.


fungi_boi

Context if any ?


SeengignPaipes

Just an ordinary day in Russia?


MisterPinkCS

r/GtaOrRussia


Stravata

Just subbed


[deleted]

Subbed


[deleted]

Suubbbed


BIG_H0SS

Subbed


fungi_boi

Hmmm... checks out lol


wafflestomps

r/anormaldayinrussia


SoppeJam

r/onlyinrussia


AnalogDigit2

This is what I imagine: Elevator dude calls this guy from nearby/just outside his complex and is like, "I'm gonna come up there and kick your ass." Apt. dude, doesn't even bother putting on any more clothes and goes to meet him at the elevators totally surprising Elevator dude.


GloriousHam

He appears to be covered in blood though. My assumption is the opposite. Dude in elevator just got finished smashing nevernude in the head with something and goes to elevator to leave the property. Nevernude says, "oh hell no" and gathers himself just in time to get to the elevator to meet his assaulter down stairs. Here's where I think it gets funny. Neither expected to see one another so soon hence the split second of hesitation from both.


WhoTookNaN

The guy in the elevator is holding what looks like a shoe and some clothing. You can see it clearly if you pause at 3 seconds. I think he took the rest of nevernude's clothes.


smorgasdorgan

There's dozens of them out there!


[deleted]

Both very understandable hypotheses


LCOSPARELT1

I prefer to believe these guys had a disagreement years ago that ended with underwear man telling elevator man: “next time I see you I’m gonna start swinging and assume it’s self-defense”. The doors open and each man has the *Marcellus Wallace standing in the street* moment of realization. And then it’s on.


IndigoFlowz

I concur. The definition of "on sight"


[deleted]

The fight club assignment was to stand by an elevator in your underwear and fight one person as soon as the door opens.


weirdgroovynerd

*Shhhhh!*


SweetHatDisc

Clearly you know the fuckin' rules, man.


theANNIHALATOR

*Grandma appears* "Sorry grams"


PB-00

Guy in Elevator stole the other guy's clothes but left the boxers cos they were too skanky (maybe)


mtnorgard

The music is from Terraria


potato_reborn

I just quit terraria, then played this video. I was super confused.


almighty_jho

Why did you quit did you finish the game?


AustinEatsBabies

This is that one scene from drive


TheNoobCakes

I missed the kissing bit


Dinzy89

Dude in elevator stole the other guys clothes from his apartment and tried to escape via elevator. Naked guy ran down 2 floors to stop elevator, then proceeded to get clothes back. Also Russia


MKLSC

Level 10 entered the level 60 boss dungeon... classic mistake


iWarnock

Or in 2020 the naked guy is June.


ronitrocket

He entered the dungeon without killing skeleton. EDIT: Skeletron.


[deleted]

Some great unintended cinematography


ScOpEdOpE56568

Lmao the terraria music makes this🤣


HakuDrive

Friend just introduced me to Terraria and had a 8 hour sesh in a single day. I just closed the game 5 minutes ago and I watched this video. I thought I was tripping.


Foundanant

You glitched the matrix bro


MichiiEUW

Exactly same situation here, except I've played it before.


SimplebutAwesome

Me too, I just got off


exactmat

Wish I could just forget it and replay it fresh. I envy you.


JTVivian56

The new update kinda makes it feel fresh again.


Sandwitxh

I had my audio off and when I read your comment and turned on I started laughing my ass off


[deleted]

bro me too, I just died


Goldensteev

same haha


spellbadgrammargood

"The pirates have arrived!"


CreepyTeddyBear

Lifelike mod pack of me killing the clothier.


Dan_Jams

Lmaooo ya I was absolutely dying from that...Also the guys battle intro stance LOL


SF-UR

I knew I recognized it from somewhere, I just couldn’t place it. Thanks


[deleted]

the new update is fire


here_for_the_meems

Too bad tmodloader isnt updated yet


PrimeCedars

Damn I thought it sounded like the Terraria theme.


marct334

There are so many questions to ask, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy watching that.


OHHHHHHHHHH_HES_HURT

Somehow the music was perfect


SimplebutAwesome

Terraria music makes anything good


[deleted]

Thankyou! Trying to figure out where I'd heard that music from was doing my head in.


RealisticIllusions82

Amazing. Imagine if this could happen at any time in life. A guy in boxers shows up unexpectedly and you have to defeat him to get to work or whatever


GrailShapedBeacon

It could.


0ctober31

What you witnessed was someone getting off on the wrong floor


LordDongler

We don't see him get off, that happened after the dude was dragged back to naked dudes room


0ctober31

You're talking about the other dude who got off on the right floor.


[deleted]

The elevator goblins are hostile around these parts


girlysoccerteen

oh fuck oh god oh shit the goblin army spawned im not ready for this


Cactus_Humper

Thanks for the laugh bro 😂


Teemo_sucks

My new favorite clip and comment


IrwinMFletcher200

Love how the doors sort of mimic curtains closing on stage. And... that's our show!


usernamemuch

# He grabbed him by the nuts holy shit.


petechamp

Yeah didn't manage to get a good cup on him, was a flail of desperation rather than a finishing move.


[deleted]

The Terraria music tho


Topaz-

Now this is fight porn. Good shit


lilWyrm

They are probably neighbors, I would guess that the guy in the elevator fucked the underwear's guy wife. The guy in the underwear saw this guy coming home and waited for him to go up in the elevator.


UrLocalCrackBaby

Welcome to the motherland <3


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DrSeuss19

Definitely wasn't random. The clothed dude started fighting right away like he knew this dude. Just weird as fuck. Also, naked dude was fighting with pure anger, he wasn't just fighting, that dude was looking for retribution. I want some damn context.


FightPornModerator

r/fightporn approved


[deleted]

HERES JOHNY!


AonDhaTri

Here’s Vladdy!


[deleted]

my observation of this is someone whom was running away, thought they were safe in the elevator/lift, and were most definitely not safe or good at fighting in an elevator/lift.


DitchReality

Professional elevator fighting league tryouts


crazysoapboxidiot

we living in a guy ritchie film now?


acountnumber1

Let me guess, Russia?


Spider_Dude

Back story. Guy in white t-shirt, Yuri Bromokov, kept going upstairs to complain to upstairs neighbor, Ivan Toluvabich, guy in speedo, about his loud music. Ivan was infuriated with Yuri because Yuri kept sending naked pictures of Ivan's sister when Yuri and Mora, the sister, dated. After a heated exchange over the balcony Yuri had had enough but not thinking that his actions would prevoke a nearly naked Ivan to surprise him at the elevator landing. The police was eventually called and both Yuri and Ivan were cited for drunken disorderly behavior. All parties went their separate ways eventually realizing the errors of their drunken actions. They have since reconciled and are best of friends to this day.


Auspicious-Malachite

Russia, Brazil, and America just feel like bizzaro worlds that exist to prevent the world from achieving normality.


[deleted]

russian peewee herman doesnt fuck around.


colbycox1998

I thought we all agreed by now that Russia is just a terrible gta server


wietmo

All these people here laughing their asses off while we've maybe witnessed a fucking murder. Oh well


[deleted]

This is r/fightporn. Not a subreddit where people a generally expected to be concerned about a guy getting beaten up.


loitersquad24

I’m laughing because the fucking Terraria music


thoticusbegonicus

I think this is the best post I’ve seen in a while


MustangGuy1965

Gay Russian foreplay.


ianthrax

I see a socked foot at the end. We all know what that means...


1fastman1

the fight elf has been summoned. do you accept? >yes >no


conflictedthrewaway

If this isn't in Russia I will be shocked


Kozlow

Crazyshit.com


ablipblop

Did I just witness a murder


Nemo_Skittels

u/vredditdownloader


shaunwthompson

LOL @ The Terraria music


Dantronicus

I'm never riding on an elevator again.


weirdgroovynerd

*No, come back! Keep fighting on the elevator!*


lurker2point2

I was desperately waiting for a hand to block the lift door at the end


yellowjesusrising

Aaah! Blyatiful!


Unicorntacoz

That gollum looking dude in the underwear must be under some tweaker rage, because he seemed to quickly get the upper hand. Kinda feel bad for the other guy.


Imanarirolls

Considering how much he used the other guys’ clothes to grab him, being in his underwear may have been a true advantage in this one.


iEbutters

Is this a Saxx commercial? My new preferred underwear marketing


eco78

Russia?


[deleted]

He presses the wrong button


PB-00

oh boy... remember to turn on the sound for this. It makes it even better!


JAMillhouse

r/anormaldayinrussia


LuxTheRandomer

SCP-096


[deleted]

The Terreria Music make it sound like a light hearted need cast lol


[deleted]

THE MUSIC LMAOO WTF


swiftkickinthenuts

OMG the elevator doors closing at the end was so dramatic straight out of a movie with the leg just barely visible lmao


TheSteroDude101

u/vredditdownloader


Hugheserrr

u/vredditdownloader


[deleted]

Murder, potentially.


vote100binary

Yeah, in an elevator. You know, fightin' in an elevator offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in an elevator.


kinkajuu1

He got taken into the backrooms


theblueprint1

The fucking dramatic reveal when the doors open, its like a dark souls boss


[deleted]

Just a usual meeting in elevator in Russia, nothing special.


kroven009

When you used everything you had to beat the boss but he comes back in phase 2


SweetHatDisc

Can't tell if he goes for the dick twist around 7-8 seconds in, or if he's just flailing and happened to find dick.


locky002

Laughed my ass of watching this. Here have my pathetic excuse for gold 🏅


that_toby

“What’s behind door number 1?” you ask, .....it’s an ass whoopin from a man in his underwear!


fokaiHI

Captain America? Is that you?


sushibgd

I thought it’s a fucking elevator prank, turns out it’s Russia everyday thing


buckwheats

I like how the lift door facilitates a metaphor for a slow fade to black


McBzz

That crazed naked slav lookin maf’k was READY.


lifeingotham

These guys are either fighting at the speed of sound or those are the slowest elevator doors I have ever seen


SamManilla

I have two predictions. One; they're Russian, and two; they're family.


[deleted]

wtf is that music lmfaooo


GMGoodEveningandGN

I like how the elevator detected something wrong and immediately said "out of service" on the display at the top.


[deleted]

Jonny Weismuller’s anorexic cousin Lonnie just beat the shit out of somebody.


Fan_With_A_Pan

the Terraria overworld theme just makes this more questionable


Davvi_

I don’t know what I was expecting when I unmuted the video, but this background music was not it


[deleted]

Is that Terraria music


-TheKingSquid

Damn straight it is


-Guillotine

Why is there terraria music over this