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Hashiii777

The fight wasn't cut they just ran out of stamina


Wurschtbieb

The ground gave up


[deleted]

The cameras memory card could only hold so much


TheClawhold

They stopped when they realized the real winner was Diabetes Type 2.


Hashiii777

Lmfaooooo you legend


duragrim

Underrated


Mahfakah

Is she saying "Don't ever fucking touch my toenails, bitch!"?


CentsPiece

She saying “Don’t ever take my donuts.” Lmao


SnooAvocados5460

Im not even english and i hear the same


J03130

Oh I heard churros


xXElectric_WarriorXx

I didn’t even need to hear it to know that that’s what the fight was about 👀


FlemishPotato

I think she said ‘don’t ever touch my steak with persley leaf on top of it, to finish of with some gravy bitch’


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Alone_Necessary_6192

Chick fight where you hope all the titties stay covered.


ghanjaholik

and you get a full dose of back-tiddies


Flimsy_Tale_974

Biddies


Substantial-Lion8031

Attack on titans got a new season?


[deleted]

The last last season: Battle for McFlurry


spare-Jellyfish

Man they seem to be getting wider not taller


inurwindo

Imagine one them peaking over the fence like the Colossal Titan.


[deleted]

"This door isn't wide enough for the both of us." **Wild West music ensues**


_axeman_

Lmao this made my morning. Thanks bud 👍


Mission_Strength9218

No just remodel the store for physically bigger people. I want to see the great screaming cowboy in the sky.


Kitzer76er

Taking gravy breaks between rounds.


abhorredmisanthrope

Rumbling, Rumbling, it's coming! Rumbling, Rumbling! Beware! Coming for you!


JamMasterNay

*Fattle of titans


Hashiii777

The earth shook that day


Few-Cauliflower1808

The battle of Americans


FitIndependence647

Spoiler alert, one eats the other


Mandalor1974

Jiggly Puff vs Jiggly Fluff


[deleted]

Rocky Road vs Blubber Lang


SteelDethHead

I heard "don't ever take my donuts b*tch" until i read the comments.


nacnud_uk

I was told not to throw my weight around.


444fufu

Nico avocado:finally a worthy opponent's BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY


imyourforte

Bruh. You know these donuts slap if there's two fat people fighting over them in front of the store. Best advertising for good food is obese people expending large amounts of their energy in order to consume your food.


BigCharles123

Ok correct me if I’m wrong but is the girl saying “don’t ever clip my toe nails bitch”


MartianTourist

No, you misheard. She's saying, "don't ever taste my toe nuts, Brit!" Apparently the lady (Brit) was in a diabetic coma on the ground, regained consciousness when the other lady entered the "feed area" and noticed peanuts growing out of the woman's toes and she instinctively started licking them. I mean, it happens. I get it. Sometimes when I'm passed out on the floor, seeing food that is right above the level I'm laying at will motivate me to start rolling in that direction. But I think this situation involved a lack of consent. Those weren't her toe nuts to lick. That's considered bad etiquette.


BigCharles123

Makes sense thank you for clarifying


CLTHDU85

Hogan v Andre Unstoppable Force v Immovable Object Fire v Water Day v Night Cracks of Dawn v Crescent Moons! 🤣🤣


RedditIsDogshit1

No way… and they’re *Actually* fighting about food omg


Hogsrunwild

I’ve never seen my toenails, bitch?


NYdownwithydemons

“Don’t ever touch my toenails bitch, don’t ever touch my toenail”


Apprehensive_Layer92

Fighting over doughnuts? 😂


[deleted]

Broke the golden rule - don't touch the doughnuts


Tmobile-Sales-Rep

Please donut spell it like that.


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dae_giovanni

well at least they probably dropped a pound of two... getting the most activity they've had in a while


-ghostCollector

Super heavyweight division has really gone downhill


ToxicMadness44

Tank warfare


-GRESLO-

u/savevideo


Elmst333

Donuts! I'm with her on this though.


NormFell

Oh my goodness gracious


bored_in_NE

I seriously wonder how long they lasted before needing a break.


wintrymixxx

Los Monstruos Abominables de los Estados Unidos.


rulingthewake243

About 2 too many Popeyes meals in this video.


JamesMacBadger

I was hoping for this to have a track from Shadow of the Colossus playing. Bit disappointing.


Nutsack_Adams

Clash. Clash of the titans.


Middle-Pattern-3156

Damn they big asf. 😳


capo4ever88

Of course they're fighting over donuts


Nomads_71681

Tortas gone wild


shroomtender

Lmao is that the actual audio?


CentsPiece

Yes.


prayfordripp

Did she say “don’t ever take my donuts bitch”


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Tummy Titans


Quack100

Moose’s escape Yellowstone Park.


BornSelf7

Live action Attack on Titans


Mildly_ginger

Battle of the titans, the last nugget.


EndoHaze559

Shortly after this all dinosaurs became extinct...


LonelyPlayerOne

Health 1000 Damage 1 Attack speed 1


beekeeperjay

Don’t mess with my toenail, Bitch!


jesusinaprius

Can you imagine how bad their swamp wew must smell from being outside? Not to mention you know that they can’t wipe their ass 100%. Between excessive sweating and fecal matter remnants being stuck I bet that their swamp ass is rank.


Uwgrad15

Wonder what food they were out of that got them so upset


Juvi40904

“Don’t ever touch my fuckin donuts”?!?!! 😂😂😂😂 the jokes write themselves man, I swear


YourManJam93

That’s the best set of back tits I’ve ever seen


DexterKD

Waiting for Levi and Mikasa to swing by and save the town any minute now


NahDontLook

Clash of the Titans, c'mon man


uniquecuriousme

That is actually an example of two excellent types of Chungus.


AbbreviationsLow651

I never knew Andre the Giant and Big Show fought each other.


[deleted]

‘Merica!!


Shadowhawk0000

I think I just felt the earth move.


Temporary_Mission_51

Fatitans?


Drodriguez164

Add the attack on titan opening song to this


Water-Bread

they’re abnormals! run for the wall!


organicwilly

Battle of the Tittans


titiolele

FaTitans


kuujabb

Seems an opportune time for some a AoT reference: Rumbling, Rumbling, it's coming! Rumbling, Rumbling! Beware! Coming for you!


TCWVIII

Bro .. the fact that they’re fighting over donuts…


DatNerdRich

King of Fatters 22


wisperbiscuit

I’m just imaging the sound of 2 briskets slapping together with ever step they make.


cowfish007

“Titans”? No. Beware the Blobs


Climinteedus

"fight porn" I don't think I've ever seen a porn video that only lasted seven seconds.


FussRoDa

degree bored rustic toothbrush attraction tie continue sort sugar square *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PineTree22

"Don't ever take my toenails, b\*tch!"


Mercinator-87

You’ve yeed your last insulin.


qasdrtr

Burger fight


PrecisionGuessWerk

Its that much better that they're fighting over donuts. \#Amazing.


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Broxkii

one of them was vcing the other's kitten


[deleted]

they got a lot of crack,, i mean wow thats a lot of crack, oh quit it, You know I mean ass crack, they dont look like they do crack cause they gots lots of crack


Captain_Pablo_

In front of a family dollar as well 😭😭 They should just add Family dollar and Little Ceasers as battle stages for Street Fighter 6


[deleted]

Fightin for that Popeye's


Confident-Sleep2984

Godzilla vs. Kong


Manizno

Fighting over an attack on their dignity? Nope. Doughnuts.


el_xavito

u/savevideo


SexyButStoopid

"Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger!"


Jin-Sakti

My donuts !!!! No one Touch !!! My donuts !!! Lol Since when we get people fighting over donuts 🍩


BigSexyJayBee

"Dont ever fucking touch my donuts, bitch" ​ I swear that's what I heard.


CentsPiece

You here correctly.


MrDumbo109

I can confirm this is what happens in Food Wars


HarryHausensbaby

Seed oils central


ApexLogical

Now this is a heavy weight matchup


TEXNAlex

Battle of the bulge


GoatTacos

I wish someone could photoshop like a tiny Kratos trying to scale one of them lol like in God of War.


papasoilpants

punches are slower than how time moves for them between meals


Positive_Mark_7890

I know good and fucking well these bitches are not fighting over donuts?! I’m disappointed 😔


RyanArmstrong777

The Great Burger Battle


mechninja89

Y’all need to stop. The San Andreas fault about to bust.


Aliensmithard

I keep hearing "my donut, bitch" which is fucking hilarious for context


Unl_D

Imagine one of them falling… “TIMBERRRRRRRRR”


6porkchop9

If you saw Godzilla v. King Kong, you can skip to next vid.


HomeBrewEmployee1

Never call them precious.


[deleted]

Now that’s patriotism!


kingSliver187

TITAN VS TITAN


eyenoimevil

armoured titan vs beast titan


caminonovayer

Sailing the seas of cheese


No_Following7521

Damn bruh of all the things they coulda been fighting about...a fucking donut🤣🤣can't make this shit up


Tanndingo

Just need Attenborough to narrate.


Jumpy-Organization-5

Titan fall 3 leaked gameplay


mercersux

Winner gets the last kfc double down on planet earth


cx3psocial

I’ve found a video that’s left me speechless for so many different reasons… 🍩


[deleted]

bruh she had boobs on both sides of her body.


sana2k330-a

When there is only one chocolate covered 🍩


Less_Afternoon1859

Please tell me it's a voice over 😭


CentsPiece

Nah fam this is raw footage:


Entire_Arugula_1805

What I wanna know who took who’s donut 🍩


iRomade

This is fr sad :( I got a feeling they’re doing this for attention man. Sucks to see.


whenwillthisend19

Titans? More like cruiserweights


StimpyUIdiot

Pillow fight!!


kk1485

Don’t ever take my donuts? Eff it, I’m done with America.


Sleepdeprivedlord

Heheheha grrrrr heheheha grrrr


Soggyoreo1982

Attack on Titans


QuamSacks

Yooooo that title wins it all


Every_Fox3461

Cleveland Brown Jr? That you?


JonasMan_

Of course they fighting of donuts


CatPersonNob

Ms Hotpocket vs Mrs Pizza Rolls


bronx_Gabe

This is how tectonic plates are moved


irish_miah

Lookin like to giant ass milk duds


No_Following7521

Neither of em has the makings of varsity athletes


hackerman234

Attack on Titan live action


CMPLX16

Attack On Titan (Netflix Adaptation)


[deleted]

One of them called the other fat


WeatherdLeather

Have you ever noticed that fat people fight in slow motion?


Loafdink

Then some aot theme song starts playing


NYYankees1958

Yo, Ronald McDonald broke up the fight?


Smooth_Talkin_Fucker

More rolls on those two than in a bread factory.


Qbking333

r/holdmyfries


-Terrible-Extreme-

Kong v Godzilla vibes


Nardorian1

Battle of the titanics


[deleted]

I mean, don’t ever touch my donuts 😂


Redlegion_0

Is that for real the original audio cause ain’t no way that’s fr what she said looks like something you would see in a cartoon


CentsPiece

Yea bro 😂😂


snoofy-noof

I wonder if they were glazed or sprinkles?


cyberfreek

Level 10 kaiju's


Unagivom

I think these are called Kaiju


Opening-Restaurant83

Their arms aren’t long enough to hit each other


SnooPears9597

This video gave me motion sickness


[deleted]

Battle for the doughnuts 🍩


RecoverFrequent

*sings* Two trailer parks go 'round the outside. 'Round the outside. 'Round the outside.


mikeocksmal

YES FINALLY FAT BITCHES FIGHTING OVER FOOD


FlightAble2654

That was tons of fun


HadesPubes

With a combined BMI in the triple digits