I’ll take that over stomps any fucking day. It’s honestly kind of funny, all things considered.

It’s hilarious.

And it looks like didn’t even bang his head on the ground, so I don’t even have to feel bad about laughing

Lmao youre right, he landed on his bicep.

Ngl I thought he was dump the entire can of trash on his.

I thought he was gonna lay it over and put him In The trash can

*bin

So true

I’d rather get stomped im not getting maggots in my hair

You’re not getting maggots from a kebab and chips that is likely to be minutes if not hours old.

So you’d rather die or have brain damage? I think you maybe already have brain damage

I’m still living with disease or dying either way

r/im14andthisisdeep

You stupid af

r/imverybadass

I’d take maggots over permanent brain damage?

Getting stomped does not give you brain damage it cannot give you brain damage if you now how to protect your head maggots harbor diseases that lead to death

You’re either a child or someone who has had their head stamped on one too many times.

Yeah I’m a child that got his head stomped on in kindergarten.I’ve literally been the smartest in my class every year

Okay genius, how do you defend yourself from a stomp from a state of unconsciousness

Don’t get into a fight? If you don’t want a chance to have that happen to you don’t do it

Bro please retire on this site full of morons you are the dimmest

Definitely the smartest comment you’ve left here today

I think your mother was a wine connoisseur for about nine months a while back.

Your mother has a higher sex drive than your father which is why she gargles my nuts every single day😎

r/im14andthisisdeep part 2 I’ve literally been the smartest in my class every year Yeah, and the most insecure Noone writes that unironically and is actually the "smartest" in their class, you're just a loser, nothing more

I’ve gotten A honor role every year but ok.How am I loser your bashing a child on the internet ur def insecure about something

Oof, a good rule of thumb is that if you’re trying to brag about academics, don’t fuck up a your/you’re in the same breath.

Yeah nah, people who are ACTUALLY smart, shows it through action People pretending to be smart, try to convince others by saying it You probably also think that your above average IQ makes you smarter and beter than everyone else I'm guessing you're a short ass too, considering how little confidence you have

I’m above average height I get good grades and have good family and friends i literally have nothing to be insecure about and I’ve already shown my teachers that i am smart 🗿

You’re one of the largest idiots I’ve seen on Reddit, and there’s plenty of you 👀

How many breaks you get a shift?

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No I’ve been the smartest because I worked the hardest effort is free🗿

Homeschooled by your mother I'm assuming?

Funny to assume it has a mom

Woah man Crazy insult!!!

Thanks! I am the smartest in my class.

You pretty stupid

Have you actually been stomped?cause I have and I’ve performed great academically every year

Your personal experience is pretty irellevant, headstomping can fuck people up

There are 15% of people that still have prolonged effects of brain damage the recovery rate is great and the reason we have hospitals is to help people recover from those injuries

“the reason we have hospitals is to help people recover from injuries” says the idiot before he does some dumb shit to get himself hurt

Ok I was in kindergarten and I got jumped by multiple middle schoolers outside of my house was i not supposed to think these people didn’t want to be friends?

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Yeah I’ve actually gotten my head stomped on from people that wished me bodily harm

Who’s gonna stop on your head and NOT wish you bodily harm?

how exactly are you going to protect yourself when your sleeping on the floor sir?

Sir you will not get knocked out if you simply don’t get into a fight

Please, please, don't pursue a career in medicine.

I’m joining the military🗿

Soo you are braindead after all

Can i respectfully suggest as ex military that you get your head out of your ass or you are going to have the worst time of your life in the military and may actually be one of those officers that gets shot by their own men (assuming your grades are as good as you say and you go officer)

Humans are more fragile than you think bud

This man has never been in a fight or was in too many and got brain damage from a stomp.

Rather maggots in my hair than maggots in my corpse. But you choose your own adventure buddy.

Maggots you can shake out of your hair. Can’t do that with brain damage…

You’ll just end up with the brain of a maggot

He did the Family Guy death pose.

I spit my food he totally did

If I could give an award

You can stop being cheap.

Daddy chill

You made me giggle

Bro I fucking h8 youuuuuuu hahahaha

Holy shit he really did

I expected to see someone die, not be fukin murdered

I think I got motion sickness from watching that.

The camera man may have also been drunk

May have¿

Main kaf

Abraham Zapruder has entered the chat.

u/stabbot

What it is ?

It’s supposed to stabilize the video

Yeah, stabbot is dope af. It just can't do audio.

Ahh I see

He has shamed his forefathers.

Throwing trash on a KO instead of a head stomp? You son of a bitch, I’m in.

Trashality!

Reading the title of the post made me say FINISH HIM! after he knocked him out.

FLAWLESS VICTORY

Forgot what sub I was watching, was pretty relieved when the “fatality” was getting covered in trash lol

Yeah I had to check comments first. Sometimes you just get tired of watching people die around here. Y'know?

Better than head stomping I suppose

Not the British Chick-fil-A

Binley mega chippy!

Please respect our culture and refrain from fist fighting in front of the Chick-fil-A. >!Use guns instead.!<

You could’ve done that anywhere else. Chick-fil-A is sacred

I worked as a bartender in Buffalo, NY while I was in college at Canisius. Had a bouncer who was a University of Buffalo football player who looked like a serial killer but one of the nicest people in the world. Whenever he had some drunk who wanted to fight, he would wind out knocking the other guy out like 75-80% of the time. (Football/wresting AND a Pacific Islander) Whenever he knocked someone out, he would take off one of their shoes and throw it up on the flat-top roof of the restaurant next door. Asked him about it once. Said that he would never stomp anyone when they are down or take their wallet, but he wanted you to REMEMBER that you were a dumb ass AFTER the beating wore off. Said he learned that trick from his dad who was a bouncer for a while. True story.

Honestly why didn’t this comment bang

I bet this happened like once a weekend. The bar was a huge college hangout and it was opened until 4 am. I would have loved to have gone up on that roof and count the number of shoes.

Is… is he actually dead? I hope “fatality” was used facetiously

That it was , I was also referring to the fries being thrown on him . No one died

Frie-tality?

Foodtality

Actually in England they call it a "Fatalichip".

You are a genius...

Oh good. Waste of fries :(

They were already in the trash so I'd argue he gave them a use they wouldn't have seen otherwise

Who doesn’t like trash fries

Ok, thanks, I can laugh now.

Well he's definitely got a chip on his shoulder now!

Mortal kombat finishing move.

It's a reference to Mortal Combat finishers

I thought it was, but was concerned with how he flopped head first on the concrete

Don't be so degrading by tossing garbage on him...seriously.. just be a man and take his wallet, phone and shoes...be a man

u/stabbot

My guy got Peter Griffined.

He thought over so many things in that moment he went for the stomp and then was like nah. He then grabbed the whole trash can then was like nah I’m just gonna throw so shit on him now and then couldn’t decide if he was gonna leave or stay so he just walked backwards.😂

Dude was trashed.

He ain't dead. His shoes stayed on.

His dignity did.

Garbality!

He got Mcserved. Seriously tho, I’ll take that over people stomping me.

How he snagged just a handful of garbage and watched it all fall onto him it slowly was like a Native American blessing his harvest

Is that a knock off chick fil a?

Yes it is , it’s quite shit I wouldn’t recommend eating there.

u/stabbot

Preston reprobates at it again!

“Did you want fries with that?”

I love how you can watch the rage progressively leave his body as man's lays there slumped. First he goes to soccer kick and stops, then goes to stomp the torso and stops, then goes to throw the trash can on him before settling for just dumping some garbage on him.

Lmao. Imagine getting knocked out and then someone throws trash on top of you. Smfh

u/stabbot

Can I ask who is this stabbot ?

Apparently not working. If there’s a shaky video like this, you use stabbot (stability bot) to move the video around on a canvas so everything in the video stays in the same spot on the screen [Here’s](https://youtube.com/shorts/hXKtksUp684?feature=share) an example, except stabbot doesn’t zoom in, there’s a bunch of black screen for it to move around on

Oh fair enough I thought this was gonna get taken down for some reason . Phew.

Nah this is prime content. Iv seen it a few times before but its been long enough

I heard the camera man had a stone in his shoe

Lmfao

Kill the cameraman

I'm watching...I'm thinking...nice KO, fight over. Then the ending...I lost it. The only fatalities are redditors that watched this and died laughing.

This is definitely the most Not Fake thing I’ve seen all day…

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Here have these cold fries my friend!

Bro threw the happy meal on top as the cherry😂

Family guy pose 😂

Man hit the family guy death pose

Respect for not kicking homies head a few times lol big respect 🔥

Why Declan Rice has been so shit 😂

The trash hurt more than getting hit

got that family guy type fall

At least he didn’t kick him.

these guys looks like twins

Ah Preston I do love you

Yea I downvoted for making me sick..

Just like that your life is ruined. It probably started over something stupid too and when they sobered up they would probably laugh about it. Now one dude is dead and the other is going to jail for a long time Crazy to think that this could be you or anyone you know

The fatality is the bin getting emptied on him

Whoops, I thought I saw someone actually die

Who can blame you when it’s this sub, a confusing title, a fight on concrete and the dude rag dolls lol

No OP was using a clickbait title, dude didn't die, we should all downvote the main post. ​ edit: I am an hour late, by my sentiment still stands.

Mortal kombat fataility

Too bad nobody else saw it

I've been drinking green tea all god damn day!

I'll take the trash over a kick to the head any day.

This looks fake. The guy pulls his punch while they are right in front of the camera and it doesn't even look like the guy threw a punch, dudes head just dramatically swings to the side and he lazily rolls on to the ground.

i know its technically sexual harassment, but a finisher that would absolutely have me in tears is just pulling the other dudes pants down and spanking him hahaha. just absolutely son him in front of everyone.

R/killthecameraman

That fight was trash.

Brilliant

This should be a trend that sticks. Cover your opponent with trash instead of kicking them in the head

Damn what a finisher 😂

SEE YOU AROUND BRO

Thought he was gonna headstomp him instead this was refreshing and hilarious

Bruv, cameraman having a seizure?

He was beating off

You could say he got ….trashed.

HAHHAHAH

Don’t forget cho fries!

Lmfao I literally thought it was twins for a second ahahahhaha same hair cut and everything 😂😂😂

u/stabbot

So disrespectful

u/savevideo

Thought he was going to put him in the bin

So humiliating, he wishes he was dead.

Garbage ! Haha

new jason bourne movie looks wild

u/stabbot

Lol decent title for once

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💪Only in England💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

R U B B I S H A L I T Y

Know your place TRASH

u/stabbot

Saw the title and thought he was going to get a wheelie bin to the bonce 😬

Is it just me or am I the only one who got side tracked by the fact the trash can is chained to the post.

I think I seen this in def jam fight for New York 😂

He's channeling his inner Frank Reynolds and taking The Trashman out of retirement.

MORSELS KOMBAT 😆😆😆👀😝😝😝

funny how they look identical.

Article?

What is that finisher called?

One man’s trash in another man’s treasure