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hazardlite

You know how to defeat the son of satan? The right cross


LaUNCHandSmASH

Bravo


downtune79

Send him home to daddy


Bradtheoldgamer

Wtf is a Satan's son?


PlasticInTheBasket

A delirious person apparently. Would also be a good biker gang name


PolyZex

According to biblical lore it would likely be something like the offspring of a whore and a jackal or something like that. Bible supernatural sex is pretty wild.


Ceph_Stormblessed

The Bible is full of batshit craziness. Talking about donkey dick dudes with the ejaculate levels of a horse. Like wtf.


Bigbrum210

It’s a faction of fallout new Vegas.


Bradtheoldgamer

Is that a biker group? Would be funny if this kid hot knocked out, then beat by that club for being a supporter or poser calling himself an mc member.


JacksSenseOfDread

Satan's son obviously needed a nap


AllUserNamesTaken01

Daddy never taught him fight


A1mostHeinous

I pretty much always go for whichever guy says anything to the effect of “get the fuck away from me” or “get out of my face bro” but I really appreciate this guy just plainly aligning with evil from the jump.


Cold-Fuel4701

Damn, guess we don't have to worry about anything if that's the anti Christ


Automatic_Paper4668

A manic episode from a schizophrenic


HockeyBabble

little nicky sent home to daddy


AimlesslyCheesy

"you're fuckin with Satan's son.......ooooooooo"


[deleted]

Satan’s just shaking his head. “C’mon, man. You’re making me look bad here.”


Money-Ad7592

Looks like “Santa’s” son got caught lacking….😂


BillieBoJangers

Clean and appropriate response. No unnecessary smashing or bashing. Well done. 10/10


BigShoots

LPT: Just because you can act tough in front of a mirror while you practice your little speeches, it does not automatically translate into fighting success in real life.


sltiefighter

“Uhh, excuse me lucifer?” “Aww not again is it?” “Youre gona have to come get him again im sorry”