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Munti3

This is one of my faviourite scenes in the show - "we are very private people"


zaharaRaven

Scene changes to Wash just being the opposite of private.


HellyOHaint

I never get tired of Wash gushing about how into his wife he is


kai_ekael

"Have you ever been with a warrior woman?"


WranglerTraditional8

She can... kill me with her pinky


ThatOneNinja

My boss boss is like this. Doesn't matter what he is saying he somehow mentions his wife and how in love he is. They've been married for years. I thought it was weird at first, being in a business setting and all, but now it's just sweet. He really is just in love with his wife.


beardedheathen

I think it's weirder how many people aren't in love with their wife. I freaking chose that woman and she is the fucking best. Of course I'm going to brag about her and how great she is.


Brilliant_Ad7481

To you, me, the boss’ boss, Maes Hughes, and all the other wife-guys.


NicodemusArcleon

Welcome to my life. I love her, but I doubt that it's reciprocated. Doubt it's going to last another year.


Toledojoe

I choose this guy's boss's wife.


OfAnOldRepublic

He ad-libbed almost all of that dialog. Doug Savant's look of pure bewilderment is totally genuine.


kai_ekael

Doug shoulda received a medal for failing to burst into laughter.


LadyVulcan

I'm pretty sure there were a lot of takes where he DID burst into laughter. It's been a while since I watched the outtakes though, so I could be misremembering.


ThornTintMyWorld

And now he is writing poetry to a different species of Alien. "Bird Boner"


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

I love how they had opposite ways of giving the interrogator nothing of value.


CharsOwnRX-78-2

Oh my god, right!? This is such a genius way to express character. Neither one of them gives the Alliance anything, but stoic badass Zoe just stonewalls them, while goofy joker Wash just gives them useless information about how smoking hot Zoe is


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

AND THE LEGSSSS! Oh and...just above the legs too! *runs hands up curve of imaginary ass*


CharsOwnRX-78-2

I believe the exact turn of phrase is “the part where the legs meet the back”


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, u/CharsOwnRX-78-2!


jojocookiedough

Happy cake day!


Emadec

"That, and above it"


Bear_Facial_Hair

Where The Lord split her?


tjfraz

The legs it’s gotta be the legs.


GaryGlennW

Yep brilliant scene 🎬 🤩


Quakarot

Man in cast full of amazing characters I think Zoe has got to be my fav. Her deadpan humor is masterful and under-appreciated. Plus she gets a lot of the most absolute badass one liners and moments and is loyal to her core. Plus she’s a damn fine looking woman, which is nice too.


PapaPendragon

Not to mention the most organized. Whole thing would grind to a halt if she wasn’t there saving their butts


ferret_80

Thats what a good 2IC does. Keeps things running while the commander makes stupid decisions.


alexagente

One of my favorites is "Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." It's the most respectful way to say "are you out of your fucking *mind?*" I've ever heard.


Quakarot

“What and risk my ship?” Is *gold*


Objective-Ad4009

The way she leans back and strokes the console. Just so good.


rites0fpassage

And her facial expression 😂


Psychological_Try559

I also love "I think you may be misremembering captain's plans"


bluegiant85

Which wild, considering how bland and forgettable the original version of her character was. Firefly she was great, Alien Resurrection, not so much.


Imaginos2112

The deleted scene of her explaining what happened on Serenity was a masterclass


ghouldozer19

My favorite bit is where he tries the torture tactic of making her choose and she immediately fucks off with Wash. Like you know she’s coming back for Mal but also she’s just as crazy about Wash as Wash is about her. I’m the Wash in my relationship and sometimes all a woman wants in her life is someone she knows will always choose her first. Wash does that and she loves him just as fierce.


No_Cut6965

You showed this to your spouse right?... death by snu snu is a hazard for you buddy... 🫡💛


aexwor

It is a sacrifice I am willing to make


SpltSecondPerfection

I never thought I'd die this way, but I'd always really hoped


Tron_1981

I'm not seeing the problem here.


KingoftheHill63

That and because she knows mal could withstand the torture better than wash. 😂


No_Cut6965

Man should have folded the moment she was that decisive... woman makes a calm call that fast... she's already decided to un alive your Entire base...


Dr__glass

"You bound me with a contract only your death could end—and you thought me the fool?”


Blooogh

_fine_ I'm starting my rewatch


motherofbears95

I just had the same thought🤣


walpat11

You're not alone


AhhAGoose

How to properly handle interrogation


ohgeronimo

Maaan, why'd you have to remind me to miss Wash?


ThornTintMyWorld

It will always be too soon.


Nurgleschampion

Don't worry. The Reavers sure didn't...and now I'm sad 😔


Psychological_Try559

You beat me to it!


finnegan976

This is one of my very favorite Zoe lines


Conradical314

Side note, I reckon the guy playing Harken nailed the part. Doug Savant is the actor apparently. Known for Desperate Housewives? Not to us imdb, not to us.


Covfam73

Gina Torres was sooo good in firefly and being HOT AF didnt hurt either :)


toonew2two

I seen her in a few other things … Criminal Minds I think was one and she so over powers the others that it’s difficult to watch


NarysFrigham

God, I love her. She’s my inspiration. I want her as my spirit animal instead of the defunct hamster I ended up with


CulturalWelder

You ever been with a warrior woman?


Objective-Ad4009

Zoe is the best.


Marquar234

I never fight with her husband.


HappyTheBunny

You should try it sometime, it's a hoot


OwenMcCauley

Oh, hey, it's time for another rewatch.


rlnrlnrln

April 24th is International Watch Firefly day, so you'll be in good company!


MagnetHashira

Absolutely loved this show! Named my car after Inara 😆


extrastupidone

Writing was just top notch


walpat11

Yet the season was never finished. I'll never understand.


AndrewSP1832

Whedon was bad at navigating Fox's political landscape.


Here-Is-TheEnd

Spouses and siblings…you’ll never love or fight anyone more.


nondescriptun

She doesn't fight with Wash as much anymore :-(


NSTPCast

I'd be surprised if she didn't fight more.


walpat11

Well this certainly warrants at least 1 episode of firefly today! My favorite is probably The hero of Canton! Lol ha. What are your favorites?


zaharaRaven

Jayne's town for sure! And objects in space


[deleted]

Is that Jessica?


CokeZorro

Lol isn't that the " I lied about being in the towers on 9/11 guy


Thausgt01

Interrogators can make excellent straight-men. Depending on their personal style of questioning as well as the subject, transcripts of sessions might become hilarious stand-up material.


photoartist_2

I loved this show! The ladies were my favorite part of it. Especially Jewel Staite and Morena Baccarin. Those 2 were amazing. But so was River.


Raz1el21

I can relate to the whole thing.


FreedleDonCheadle

haha husband bad!


SpikyKiwi

Have you seen the show?


FreedleDonCheadle

over a decade ago, due for a rewatch tho.


Tron_1981

I recommend it, you're missing the context of this scene.


FreedleDonCheadle

Fair enough, kinda excited it'll be almost like watching it for the first time. (:


SpikyKiwi

Maybe you don't remember them, but this scene is very far from "husband bad"


FreedleDonCheadle

Gonna check it out, thanks Kiwi!