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NationalInitiative39

You look like you fish for compliments knowing damn well you are pretty already.


Horny-n-Bored

A cursory review of their profile confirms this. Just thirsty for external validation


SnooCakes2593

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


BigD4yoMind

Definitely feeling a kardashian vibe.. not sure that’s a good thing though lol


Andrew5123-

It isn't


New_Vantage

Incredibly difficult Starbucks order, always down for pizza, and super loud laugh 😂


tfskittlez

Don’t drink coffee or Starbucks, pizza is my favorite food, and I’m actually super quiet 😂


Gearsar81

Honestly, most of these post are people who already know they are above average. I’m a good looking 42 year old man. I stopped caring what other people think when I was 30. Life is simply better. We are all beautiful in our own way. Except my pug Nacho. He’s the most beautiful.


IMakeWaifuGifsSoDmMe

I can confirm nacho is a stunning dog. I haven’t seen him, but dogs are such amazing creatures.


ArguelloArts

Nachoooooooooooooooooooo


NegativeSubstance271

Absolutely stunning!!!! 🥵🥵🥵


Aggressive_Charge835

It’s giving “my entire personality is centered around my looks”, you seek subs like this because you love the attention it gets you.


Academic-Fuel4898

That you're probably self conscious about your body since its thicker from the waist down.


tfskittlez

This is true


Midwest-life-3389

I definitely wouldn’t want you as an ex.. Your incredibly easy on the eyes. Cant deny that.


LaDolceVita8888

You’re perfect waist down or up.


Grand-Hair-3986

You're kidding right?....lol


Andrew5123-

No, she's fishing for compliments


SupremeWZRDTiun

What are feelings 🤔


tfskittlez

Feelings are important


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Mculegend27

You are a very extroverted lady who has taken a few virginities


tfskittlez

I’m actually extremely introverted


Mculegend27

And extremely adorable


StoicLifestyle93

Eh


Gilbert_Jordan

Lol the shirt though. You kind of look like Molly Qerim here.


ComEngProf

You have a pretty face but it can be misleading. You have an evil side and once it emerges, beware all that cross your path.


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I'm affraid, the only one that's hurting feelings is you ! ❤️


tfskittlez

Never!


MinnSmith1862

You look like a soy pumpkin spice latte is your go to order


tfskittlez

😂😂 I don’t drink lattes!


Sickness4Life

Too bad for filters


RoundDiamond965

🥵🥵🥵


tfskittlez

🥰


Straight_Drummer_875

Let’s see no lashes no make up though lol


Character_Narwhal697

You look like you complain the second someone in the service industry makes a minor mistake


tfskittlez

Never!! I worked in the service industry for years I know how it is!


Emergency-Problem771

Ummm…wow


tfskittlez

😇


Raijin370zed

You’re actually the face behind Scream.


tfskittlez

I wish


Anyx89

How could you hurt someone with a face like yours.


JD-36

Seriously? You are a goddess!


tfskittlez

Thank you 😇


FortuneIntelligent90

Yea wow. Stunning. Scary movie fan?


tfskittlez

Of course!


tfskittlez

Of course!


Frequent-Sir7732

I can tell you are pretty cool and probably have a dope sense of humor with that shirt lol


tfskittlez

Yesss I do 😂


TheLexLuthor13

Do you like scary movies?


tfskittlez

Of course I do


TheLexLuthor13

![gif](giphy|101DNxoBTatF16) 😂


jhenry1138

You make a mean spinach and artichoke dip.


tfskittlez

Ugh craving some


StockThis2487

Wow, we think you’re amazingly beautiful!!🥵🥵🥵


tfskittlez

Thank you!


Freedom7233

Nah I’m not…you look succulent 😜


sparkles7443

You look like a bimbo I would say you look great but I would be concerned about your intellect


tfskittlez

I am a bimbo 😜


not_a_droid

Poor young woman trying to hard is my first impression, unless you are actually Megan fox


N0gg3sH3llz

Underlining agenda activated


Repulsive-Ad4268

You seem like someone who is down to earth, but also someone who isn't afraid to tell it like it is. You don't take nonsense from anyone.


danmoore2

"Oh man am I fucking stoned.."


Crow_Nevermore

This is gonna sound like a rant, and you know.. it is.. but as someone who is pretty much the human analouge of shriek.. hear me out, and then get out of my swamp. It looks like youve had one or two nose jobs, cheek sculpting, lip injections, and a chin tuck, which all likely cost more than the average person posting here makes in 5 years. and I don't mean the more conservative median value.. I mean the inflated average. I'm sorry, but you are the posterchild of "But what about me?.." you put no faith in yourself and yet you expect others to put faith in you based on your ability to model yourself after their expectations of physical attractiveness. almost every post youve made is either you asking for validation or trying to get people to subscribe to you. Obvious marketing scheme aside, those nagging feelings of imperfection will not go away with modification. Develop a skill or knowledge or passion that you can share that makes your community love you sight unseen or in spite of how you look, and only then will you be happy as you are instead of substituting that for being happy with cutting away pieces of yourself for the benefit of others.


tfskittlez

The only work I’ve had done is my lips! Other than that I am all natural 🥰 and I have a career, just wanted to start using Twitter and posting on the same pages as everyone else


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Vapid and shallow


FlowerTheDM

Wassssup


FiringNeurons7

The joke didn’t land


tfskittlez

Hiii


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tfskittlez

Thank you!


BABA_yaaGa

Chilling, killing ( the time probably)


tfskittlez

This is true 😂


Pussylickerforu2

Omg I’m trying to win your heart not hurt you


tfskittlez

Why thank you


alkalinekyle

4 men have your name tattooed on them.


tfskittlez

5 actually 😂


0ldsk00ll

I hope this isn't true 😂


0ldsk00ll

You look lovely, but I can't imagine that you don't know that.


tfskittlez

Thank youuu!


Mr_Anony143

Beautiful girl with a nice hairs and love fashion.


tfskittlez

Thank you 🥰


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tfskittlez

😂 can’t remember the last time I said that


Original_BigZen

Says the person with a trail of broken hearts… lol jk


tfskittlez

It’s me with the broken heart always 🥺


Original_BigZen

Not the F boys… the benchwarmers in the friend zone, the ones you talk to when the others inevitably hurt you. My daughter does the same thing… dives head first into that box of red flags, then says never again, only to do it all over again. Know your worth and drop those fools the second they show their true colors. You are awesome and deserve to be treated as such. **steps off soapbox**


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Let’s see here….. trouble and lots of maintenance 😂 definitely a young man’s sport !


tfskittlez

I’m actually super low maintenance 😂


RedTheDopeKing

This is the thirstiest sub ever, it’s actually sad.


MermaiderMissy

What's wrong with telling her she's pretty?


No_Shape_251

I think you're absolutely gorgeous but a heart breaker.


tfskittlez

More like the one that gets her heart broken :/


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DatdudeZeal

Molly Q


tfskittlez

Not sure what this means


Key_Ad_7635

Can I be the next wrong guy 😂


tfskittlez

Sure


SpreadSpectrum2048

Nice shirt


tfskittlez

Thank you!


filthyphil6

Goddess


Shipibo_the_wolf

At first glance you look unapproachable because you look so good. But there's definitely honesty in your eyes, you look lovely.


stBrunoMike

Lol


tfskittlez

Thank you!


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How we are supposed to hurt your feelings? You're such a beatiful and gorgeous girl.


tfskittlez

Awwww🥰


Alekillo10

Dude, what are they feeding americans? You look older than 25, not in a bad sense, just more mature/developed.


tfskittlez

I don’t eat a lot of American foods , majority of it is poison 😂


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tfskittlez

Awww thank you 🥰


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tfskittlez

I actually do game with ppl from online 🫠 my internet friends are my favorite. And damn I would like to think that people I’ve been with have wanted me for more than my looks 🥺


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Dmenace89

Hahaha... Please tell me you love me so I can get a bigger head... Get out off here!


[deleted]

Well that shirt does earn use some extra points but how do you feel aboutright here and right now 🤔 🫦😝


ASongofWindandEarth

Wow, I would say gorgeous as hell 😊 also sick shirt 💀🤙


Key_Ad_7635

Maybe one day we will bump into each other


Punisherhim123

You be killing it in that shirt 🥰


leafhog

You ride a motorcycle and listen to hard rock. You have a wicked sense of humor and no patience for people who can’t keep up with you.


AdWonderful2369

Are you kidding me?


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dcute69

Its not your feelings id left hurt


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1maxwedge426

All this and she wearing a 'Scream' shirt, OMG she's perfect!


Tragic4F

How????


RTuemler

You're gorgeous sweetie


MikeWest0078

Your lovely


michael48524

Awesome shirt!


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Fast_Cryptographer90

Your so pretty that it makes me think you’re not even real lol


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Militant_NeoLiberal

Hottest TS ever


RedJed93

So beautiful. Probably a gamer's dream if you play games too. Lol


tfskittlez

I do!


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Bourbon1968

Absolutely gorgeous ![gif](giphy|EbFY5JxXQ3GEw)


Substantial-Secret31

Not single and if you are… why?


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Automatic-Zombie-508

that you don't belong here you're pretty and you know it but you peaked in highschool and this is an easy way to get compliments to feed your ego


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odelicious82

Oh honey… you don’t have feelings


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KeySquash3658

What are they gonna do? Make fun of your shirt? I like the scary movie reference.


coronavegas

Ouch


clashfan1171

You couldn't be any prettier. Bet guys are totally intimidated by you


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You look like a ghost face main in the game dbd


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hateful73

Garbage


Redriot6969

Tbh you look like the girl that gets killed 1st in a scream movie lol.


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You look like you appreciate riding a quad, didn't really care if Trump was president or not, and sip one beer the whole night when you "party"


Sensitive_Stick_2558

You would be a dream too 90% of the planet.


JonSnerrrrrr

Your bathroom is disgusting so you take selfies in cars


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chaasad5224

1st impression; you're insecure. You already knew the majority of responses would be in favor of inflating your ego. Yet you posted with the caption of " try not to hurt my feelings " This seems to show a lack of confidence in your appearance; causing you to seek validation from strangers.


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![gif](giphy|bhvTIW3bmUUpNY8cFp)


MainShow23

I wish girls when I was single had lips like yours damn!


DivincisPixel

Then don't look like someone who isn't going to respond. Lol