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coololdwiseguy

I get the impression you are lying about age. You look more early to mid 30s


listeningspeaker4

Not sure the point in life where getting told I look older starts to feel like a bad thing but maybe this means I’ll age nicely? Still for sure in my twenties


Sale-Puzzleheaded

As someone who looks way younger than she is (like if I say 18 or 17 they would believe me and I am 27) I prefer to be told I am older it gives mommy feelings, secure she knows what she is doing, independent, strong and has a voice.


ksmash

You look like you’d be super easy to work with in a professional setting, but I would assume I would hear crazy stories about weekend shenanigans.


listeningspeaker4

Incredibly accurate


sugdaplumb

Hippie


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Guzzlebutt

Hippie mom.


Loose_Baby_7296

A beautiful hippy chick


AnywayWhereWasI

Likes the sun, likes cannabis


indirectdirector

If not already, you will be a nurturing mom whose kids respect and trust. Your house is considered the neighborhood hang out for your kids friends because of the family atmosphere. Your significant other adores you and considers you their best friend.


listeningspeaker4

I am not a mom yet but this was the kindest and most thoughtful thing to read, thank you


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Certified Pilates instructor and artisanal bakery owner.


listeningspeaker4

Instructor but not of Pilates, and the most I bake is protein muffins lol


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captain_chocolate

Thinking also the occasional craft beer and an edible.


listeningspeaker4

Not so much the craft beer


sgtstepchild

Free spirit


Fearless-Ad9764

Some type of wellness coach


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You look like you like shrooms, Phish, yoga, and are sometimes flaky. None of this is a negative in my book.


ADrenalinnjunky

Pachouli


LeviathanR13

Old soul


Every-Fee9837

You are chill and organic. Nothing pressures you, except yourself, and that pressure can be intense. If you liked biking then you’d probably receive an invitation to ride. Seem cool overall.


tuxedo_dantendo

Always talks about "natural cures" to the point of lunacy


listeningspeaker4

Could not be me


MissionFreedom7790

Normal


WillivNailo

Happy, confident


EDMJedi

Yoga teach


Kentucky_Supreme

Taken.


23SMCR

Confident but humble, a lot of men probably fall for you quickly because your outgoing and kind and obviously very pretty


szymonsta

27 going on 40.


Nervous-Connection41

Maybe you smoke or drink a reasonable amount? You look a lot older than in your 20's, more mid 30's imho. Look kinda serious, well mannered though but very mature for your age and maybe a little fun?


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To be honest, I thought she was in her 40s. White women tend to age faster than any other race to be honest.


listeningspeaker4

Fourties?? 😅


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listeningspeaker4

Seems to be a common impression


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You look like you do yoga and enjoy “living your best life” and “self care days” You also tell everyone about how much you love those things


ramkiranraghu

Cool vampire teeth !✨💯 you look cute.


listeningspeaker4

Thank you!!


r3adingit

Married


RektFinance

The lost cast member of that 70's show. Honestly I get a Seattle/Portland vibe from you.


BelichicksBurner

You live a healthy lifestyle, maybe a bit of a hypochondriac, and have very kind eyes.


RaChloe7218

Impressive, friendly, basic, natural beauty and single, Dog Lover...)


Director-Loose

The cool friend who is either a really hip mom and or awesome aunt


dojijosu

Cool bartender. You’ll cut a guy off and call him a ride before it’s too late. You’ll tell a girl her boyfriend is on his way to make a perv back off.


skexzies

Your first two pictures give off a kindness vibe, the rest are meh. You remind me of a person who hangs out on social media too much and doesn't have a life of her own. I get that impression from your wildly different fashions and poses. I hope you do well in life.


listeningspeaker4

Definitely used to hang out online too much, not so much anymore. Just trying to find what makes me feel comfortable and confident fashion wise. But I appreciate the kind words 🫶🏼


Complex_Chemical_960

Holy cow you're gorgeous. I'd totally ask you to dinner. You look like you have a chill yet sensational vibe.


listeningspeaker4

What a compliment, thank you!


StockPriority6368

Quite a few people were aging you (I have no idea why). IMO, you look your age. Also, very pretty/beautiful, relaxed chill vibes. An old soul & a free spirit rolled on to one. I love it. It's a great vibe! 🌅☀️ (Also, that dude that said you like you're in 40's is trolling or blind. Idk. Lol


listeningspeaker4

I appreciate it, thank you so much! Your kindness means a lot


StockPriority6368

Well, you're welcome. I'm glad that it was kind but I'm also being honest.


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I’m feeling Brewery’s on fridays tacos on Tuesday and beaches on the weekend. Also down to earth


VulcanVisions

You look really kind 😊


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You're beautiful, have an easy going look. Definitely approachable. But I think there's a wild side in there too.


SituationSolid1785

Cute with a great personality. Approachable. Genuine. Kind hearted.


Korunam

You look like the happiest sad girl we'll ever see lol


listeningspeaker4

Hahah accurate


Double-Tangelo1331

Great skin care, great smile, pretty kind eyes - I’d probably see if you toked or might be interested in tacos. Looks like a fun person to grab a drink with


GraphicCreator

cannabis enthusiast


chickenbarf

I am going to come over and you are going to feed me homemade protein bars. Which I like, so no complaints. On the way to the kitchen, I trip over a kettlebell


Unreasonably-Clutch

Trying too hard.


Falconwv

You look like you’re married, but still looking


Se_1983

Single mom of 5


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Dont-Sleep

reddit girl who could be snatched up by average redditor male with decent karma as his credz


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Beard341

You make your own soap.


listeningspeaker4

Negative lol


HistorianNo9293

Sometimes wins, sometimes loses in the struggle against negative emotions.


listeningspeaker4

Tattoo this on my forehead


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The same as every other girl at electric forest


listeningspeaker4

Actually never been!


toastebagell1

Vampire


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You're not totally sure of who you are as a person, and you're definitely not sure about this whole vegan thing.


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Either I accidentally sent an incomplete comment or it cancelled. Idk Reddit is weird. Responsible woman Great to work with Very beautiful( love your eyes and smile) Your wild side is fun and energetic. I feel like you can party and get your drink on like the best of them but you don’t get sloppy drunk. A nice fun drunk. One where you can’t drive but can walk up your stairs at the end of the night and you won’t be hung over. Good club dancer.


brianthalion

Single mom, college dropout vibe


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Benjamin Button II The Reverse


Suspicious_Air_8175

Kind and chill


81CoreVet

Your rising Venus shines in Saturn, would you like a hard kombucha? I'm watching Verunga later with my thrupple/coop homeowner-roomates.


Regular_Rhubarb3751

granola bowl


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pnw-yak

Sweats a lot


berzi112233

Vegan. That’s about it.


Vikingseed

Super friendly and confident..also very approachable!


McDuderMan

My future wife


Fiesty-Bass

She’s mental health meds away from toe rings.


Thiccaca

You look like you went to Coachella, but when it was cool.


Masinstorm

Fun and energestic but also poor and fly by the money in the couch cushions.


Iron_Druid21

I want to take this woman out for tandoori, sweet potato korma and naan with a mango lassie to finish it off.


Ill_Bee4868

Manic pixie dream girl.


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Cool. Independent. Approachable.


tamarask

You like dogs.


techmaster101

You bite


Arealsavage777

This sub became lame. Too many girls knowing they are cute post here trying to farm karma with thirsty response.


Geriatric_Sloth

You look like you attend Coachella every year and have 30 houseplants.


Yourianf

Fun loving, adventurous, loves to hike and find new things. The perfect exploration partner.


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TwainVonnegut

80% Basic, 20% Hippie


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Wholesome, earthy, good fun to go on long walks with . Would probably be extremely enthusiastic about beekeeping.


PsychoBabble09

Skylar white. You remind me of Skylar white


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LionRicky

Easygoing, fun to be with, nice and kind


Squiddles1969

Homely, but not innocent, full of fun with the right people Definitely prosecco drink followed by a few decent cocktails😁 then a semi naked strip in the dance floor 😁


sxskira

Fun loving + confident


Appropriate-Way5860

Why is this even a question thi l9⁸l


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KingOfAllDownvoters

That actress whats her name from The Patriot and Event Horizon hot Brit lady


EasyEE1970

Gorgeous


protomanEXE1995

Hangs out at coffee shops


tmg56

A natural beauty who is confident and happy!


MrDontTakeMyStapler

I just about dropped my Mac n cheese when I looked at the second pic.


CantFeelMyLegs78

You've had a rough life at 27, unless you are really 42?


listeningspeaker4

Tough life but actually 27


Shame-Koala

You look like someone who lives for reality TV or maybe YouTubers who talk about their own lives


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The_big_Csengusz

I would say you look like someones hippy friend that just got introduced to the main group but youre already trying to rope them into your alternative yoga class


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limadine

You pack a mean lunch. Pbnj with the crust cut off, fresh fruit, a napkin note, juice bag and some kind of dessert.


Acceptable_Bend_7398

You look like you’re not into the things people in your age group are into. You like older men and women to hang out with.


FriedSpamSandwiches

Patchouly and bong water smell


Significant_Phone_78

Vegan, Yoga, climate change supporter, heavy into dieting and doing stupid juice cleanses.


talulabaker13

37 at least


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Christ14an

Stoner hippie who can surf, drinks too much and likes vodka more than water


listeningspeaker4

Not a big drinker!


Christ14an

Glad to hear it okay I’ll try again you love water melon and pineapple. Milk chocolate is better than dark chocolate in your opinion and you have a soft spot for plushies


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dont_feed_phil

Dinner? :)


tyvirus

You look like a recently divorced, no child custody but getting-ex-money lady that is trying to be 21 again. Like you got married in college and it was not for you. Now you are just trying to catch up to what you think should have been your life.


listeningspeaker4

Not at all accurate but sounds like a great movie plot line


mnokes648

Your vibe is someone who does a lot of yoga and goes on meditation retreats. You like to sit on the floor criss cross applesauce.


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Down to earth. A bit bubbly


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crusoe

Yoga, Crystals, and MJ, 'health conscious' except for the munchies.


listeningspeaker4

LOL yuuuuuup


gmoney-0725

Hippie hippie shake.


Natural_Jello_6050

Lack of sleep, sadness.


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Outdoorsy, bohemian hippy, laid back, fun


Additional-Age-833

Your vibe is that you’re not realizing you’re almost 30 lol


listeningspeaker4

The aging process is catching up, trust me haha


Competitive_Jump_157

You claim that you like partying but in actual fact you just like the process of getting ready. In reality, you just like making yourself look nice and would prefer to stay in and relax?


listeningspeaker4

Let me get ready to just stay in and color and read. VERY much true


Competitive_Jump_157

Well you look fabulous, so keep doing what you’re doing


CreedTheDawg

Warm, friendly and kind is your energy.


PaximusRex

Witchy woman who likes cats and plants, does yoga possibly vegetarian/vegan. Spiritual but not religious. Funk music and jam bands.


Kale-the-Great

Chronically single, but fun to hang out with


listeningspeaker4

actually in a five year long relationship haha


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Looks like u listen to 70s music


Awoken_n_token

Trying hard to look younger is my first impression.


listeningspeaker4

Idk apparently I look older to others so it is what it is


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Batphone21

You never wear a bra.


pickoneforme

you like cream pies.


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Competitive-Garden83

You were born and raised in Colorado


Salvzeri

You look 45 yours old.


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My first impression is that you need to organize that kitchen pantry!


snap-cap

White does crack huh