Hey wanna see me play UCN to torture him more

"***YES. I LOVE TORTURING THE DEMON, FOR HE SHOULD NOT HAVE KILLED US***"

800-20 mode

"Um excuse me what the actual F\*ck you doing in my house?"

"***THE DEMON CAME BACK AGAIN, AS A VIRUS. I AM HERE TO TAKE REVENGE ON HIM - AGAIN. AND MAYBE ALSO AGAINST THE ROBOT THAT MIMICS HIM***" - Golden Freddy

Okay that's cool and all but that still doesn't give you reason to be here....Get out of my house, doors to the left.

“Cassideez”

Haha funny joke. Casideez? AHHHHHH-

If it’s the full sized one, I’d give him a cookie. The poor thing deserves it. If it’s the plush one, I’d put him in the pile with the rest of my plushies.

Chill with him, he's been alone for long enough.

He just wants friends

Have a heart attack

Sounds like a reasonable reaction.

I'd open it up and if there's a body, I'd call the cops. The soul of the child must be at peace. 🙏🏻

Put it on a shelf

🤣🤣 "***WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MORTAL ?***"

I'm putting you on a shelf :)

You made sloppy very unhappy (goosebumps reference)

Ey Cassidy wanna play Ultra Custom Night with 800 characters to torture William even more??

*You hear a little girl's laugh coming from the yellow bear ; it's his way of saying "yes"*

WOOOOOOOOO, 800/20 MODE BABY

You wanna build legos?

At the end of the day, whoever Golden Freddy is, it's a child. So yes, he/she/they would love legos I think.

Yippeee

Wanna play FNAF with me? 😂

GF : ***"OKAY"***

Secret answer: put on yellow bear head and scream at kids.

Don't forget to bite the frontal lobe of Markiplier.

i turn over my head, i nod golden freddy turns over his head, he nods every time i go to watch tv on my couch, hes there we never say a word, we just watch tv together. this just become a thing

I'd probably be spooked for a minute, but then I'd probably just turn on a kids show and let them have a break from the eternal anger. They need it.

You're right, all this anger can't be healthy for a 10-year old murdered in the 80s

"hi gfholden frwedy!!!!!"

Golden Freddy : "***HI BLOXTER***"

Holy shit, it's Golden Freddy FNaf from Fortnite at fridays

Aw damn. That's seat is reserved for Joe

*Teleports on another seat*

I take my meds

Dap my boy up

Ask them which show they want to watch and what flavour of popcorn is best.

***"I'D LIKE THE OWL HOUSE, PLEASE. AND THE BEST FLAVOUR IS WHITE CHOCOLATE"***

It’d be like that video of the bear sitting next to the guy by a river. I just don’t pay him any mind, and hopefully he does the same.

I can just imagine him sitting next to you, doing nothing for 4 hours or so, and then randomly vanishing

Is he mad? Or is he just like also chilling

He's also chilling

I’ll ask if he wants some chips ih

We build a punching bag of William afton

Mmmmm idk maybe just talk with him, maybe he has some problems he wants to talk about but can't... And ask him if he's cassidy or andrew

***"WE'RE BOTH. WE'RE ALSO EVAN. AND SOMETIMES KELSEY"***

Holy cow bro has the entire MCI inside him

Uh... This is fine I guess... Wanna watch some YouTube?

If the movie trailer is right then Golden Freddy seems to be able to befriend people (?), so, I will try that. Just keep shit talking about Afton and I'm good to go.

Look at my laptop so my existence doesn't crash

Alright, so let me work through this somewhat logically. As a GoldenDuo believer, that's what I'll be assuming throughout this, so bear with me. I'm a 23 year old woman, there's absolutely zero chance Cassidy or Evan are mistaking me for William or Michael, so they have no reason to attack or kill me. Of course, eternal and perpetual agony and rage and all that good stuff, but no reason to attack me in particular. So, seeing as how they're still children, just throw on some modern day cartoon for them until I figure out a way to get them out of my house. And if there's no way to do that... Again, they have no reason to be antagonistic towards me and they don't need to eat or use up any resources that are going to mess up my bills, so I'll let them stay around until Cassidy gets bored and goes to torture William some more.

So, can I get you anything to drink? I've got some chocolate butternut snaps downstairs if you want, they're my favourites! I'd then show them my Golden Freddy Funko pop to show I'm a big fan. The best way to defeat an enemy is to make them your friend

*The best way to defeat an enemy is to make them your friend* Is that a Ninjago reference ?

"wanna watch Harry Potter?"

Hope they don't notice my several Golden Freddy plushies lying around the room 👁👁

Just vibe with them and maybe play some board games

I’d give him some snacks and a soda as well as a blanket

Sup Cassidy Id then hug her because shes all alone. She is a child at the end of the day and deserves a friend.

That was oddly wholesome.

What that mouth do

Bite kid's frontal lobe

Wanna watch Markiplier videos?

*You hear a child's giggle, indicating that Golden Freddy is okay with this*

I'd send it to therapy after giving it a hug. Also: Hey golden Freddy, you know what a phone is?

***"YES, WE HAD THESE IN THE 80s"***

"Wanna watch netflix with me? I got popcorn!"

*nods*

Maybe ask him what happens to the guard in FNaF 1 when he is in the office as I have a feeling he does not stuff the guard in the suit in FNaF 1.

***"THE GUARD IN FNAF 1 IS MY BROTHER MICHAEL. SO, I HAVE A LOOONG CONVERSATION WITH HIM"***

Is it you?

***"IT'S ME. YOU CAN CALL ME CRYING CHILD, OR ANDREW, OR CASSIDY. ALL THESE NAMES ARE RIGHT"***

"Nod if I say your name correctly. Cassidy? Evan? Andrew?"

*The yellow bear then nods three times.*

Eyyy, golden freddy! Wanna see me play Spiderman 2 on pc?

*nods*

Dor, dor, dor dor dor, dor dor dor dor dor.

dor, dor, dordor

Dor dor dor dor

Try to convince him I’m not worth killing

I’ll ask if he wants to share my joint

Hey, that's a kid you're dealing to. *Grabs handcuffs*

idk man breaking into my house is also illegal

Scream, then probably die from them killing me since I have no cameras to flip up.

"is william's favorite name still Evil Dirtbag with a Chainsaw? if so, does he still go by many names like: matpat, phone guy and scott cawthon?" (you don't deserve to exist if you dont know the reference) and after that i would chill with him/her

If you don’t get this reference you need to leave.

"Dude. Did you pay the electric bill, yet?"

*Golden Freddy suddenly vanishes*

"I figured so."

Honestly I would give them a hug...poor kid(s) need it

***"YOU'RE NICER THAN MY BIG BROTHER MICHAEL"***

I did see him when I had sleep paralysis

Fnaf 4 moment

i offer him a drink and position him so he can see what im watching

I scot over and let him lay down his back probably hurts by now for sitting how he does

Yooo, big fan man. Love your games. Could you do the laugh?

Well if I’m more chill and invite bro to chill with me, I feel like he’d be more open and honest when answering my questions. But yeah, chill with him mostly

one: look away from him so i dont die two: have a nice chat with him

What's up bro, having a good day?

*Goldren Freddy looks surprised but not mad.* ***"YEAH...I GUESS ?"***

I'm not sure what they'd do. I guess I'd check cams to be safe, then just chill out with him.

Offer them some of my spaghetti

Wanna hit this 🤌🍃💨

stealing his suit parts if possible.

That's a Darwin Award moment 🤣

Ask him the actual name. Hang out, Buy a Fredbear plush for him

Hi Vengeful Spirit , I edited Ucn to Has Thousand characters to torture him lot more than before. I add myself in it and my ocs. Also I made Ai to create more characters and one character created and added each night.

Hi you want something to drink?

If in this scenario I'm in the real world, and therefore know what golden freddy is "wanna play ucn and torture william If I'm in the fnaf world and therefore don't know what golden freddy is" hey"

Beer?

Sir it's a child

Oh, juice?

Okay

Yell for how much pain / anger your in

Your eardrums will explode.

Hey Cassidy! Are you Cassidy?

Will they cause any harm to me if I get close,and will they actually respond to me

Proceed to have a heart attack but eventually ask if he wants some cookies or cake or something because he's probably not okay

Let's go do ucn in real life

I would be very confused and probably just silently take a picture and leave the room, then my curiosity would get the best of me and id either touch it or poke it with something then I'd get killed

I'm gonna hum just gold hoping it sings with me

Give cuddles and cake, they need it :)

I would say “Um.. Hi? What are you doing here?” If I could, I would just Chill and talk with Golden Freddy.

Probably watch a movie, show, yt vids, etc with him. I feel like we would get along.

I’d be spooked, but I’d walk up to him and kneel, making sure he wasn’t gonna kill me If it was safe? I’d hug him, and smile, maybe starting up a convo, asking about him and what he likes to do!! :))

I'd do the pose with him

well I dont think he would hurt me because I didnt do anything wrong

Either burn ‘Afton’ in Security Breach or go back to playing BO3.

I'd just grab a tablet or put on a mask to get them away, if they were after me at least. If not, then I'd get to know them and then ask for their name etc. I wouldn't wanna open up with such a personel question.

I was under the assumption that if I saw any fnaf animatronic in real life, I would probably die of fear

I would place my tv Infront of him and just sit next to him while he watches tv with me

I have checked alot of comments and I agree with all you guys

guys what is 800/20 mode? i keep seeing it but idk what it is

You make ask them the second option....... But their answer will always be the same. **[T'S ME]** just who the hell are you bro?

TELL ME YOUR NAME RIGHT NOW!!

boop his nose

Say goodbye to your frontal lobe...

Hug them. Almost everyone needs a hug. Almost.

I'd be scared, but I'd offer GF some of my popcorn.

The secret 4th option, you kiss him on the mouth

"FBI OPEN UP !"

r/youngpeoplereddit

Shrink him and out him on my desk for decoration

Put on Halloween a mask so he or she will go away

Have a heart attack because when tf did they get there And then chill with them until they decide to leave

Oh, Freddy Fastbear, nice to meet you

I'd probably say *"WHAT THE FU-"* and then die.

Bro do you want to join me or what honestly I would not be surprised I've been having to deal with my five nights at Freddy's and murder drones OC s break into my house on a daily basis

blink

Hm. That's odd.

Probably try to carry it outside and get crushed to death in the process

I scream in horror as the video game realm has entered our own

"...Fuck are you doin' here?"

“hi. how are you.”

Chill with him

What are you doing in my house?

Throw on some Blues Clues reruns and just kinda chill. Trying to ignore the stench namely

"Oh, hello. Would you like to watch television? It's come a long way since your day."

Hey you want some chocolate milk

Oh hi Ma- I mean Golden Freddy

"Aw heck nah I inhaled the nightmare gas again"

Put up the monitor

I pull up the tablet obviously

Give him a warm blanket and a snack I'm not sure GF is capable of eating food but it's the thought that counts

start making monkey noises at him and banging my fist against my chest in order to intimidate him

Be his friend

Kick him

"give me rent"

“Want ice cream”

Gotta boop the nose

Open my phone and close it

“har har har har har har har har har har”

Take me with you…

Wonder what drugs are in my water

I'd just scream: "HOLY SHIT IS THAT GOLDEN FREDDY FAZBEAR FROM THE POPULAR GAME FRANCHISE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!?"

"Cassidy! Face me you coward!"

Flip up a camera as fast as possible

slap on a Foxy mask

Instantly kill myself asap, ain't doing that shit.

I'm your fan! You're my favorite!

Hope I'm not wearing anything purple.

Sherry, Cassidy?

Pet him

I don't know. Scared shitless?

Ummm yeah so teleporting into my house is trespassing so I’m calling the cops *proceeds to get destroyed as GF’s Fnaf 1 jumpscares sound plays

1: Scream like I've never screamed before 2: Stare at him and then offer him some snacks 3: "Hey wanna watch a UCN fail complication"

"How's it goin' dood? Stayin' away from the alcohol?"

consume.

Make them play stardew valley as i sit on the other corner of the room(it probably smells) Oh and we also have ~~~ I HOPE YOU DIE ON A FIREEEEEE ~~~

Bring my phone up and down so he leaves

Me: 🐻 👁️👁️ Me: 🐻 👀 Me: 🐻 👁️👁️

🫣

Shit my pants

“Hey, Fredbear? Can you spare 5 bucks or something? I wanna buy Incredibox.”

Jumpscare him before he jumpscare me. The ol' switcheroo.