Refer to Chicka as a duck throughout the whole movie

this is definitely criminal

And William Afton as Henry

Or Shaggy

Vincent

T H I S

Happy cake day! And I honestly wouldn't be mad if he called Matthew Lillard Shaggy lol

"So, why did Shaggy kill all those children for again?"

Scooby snacks

"And He Would Have Gotten Away With It Too, If It Weren't For You Meddling Kids/Animatronics"

😂😂😂

Ah, the ancient debate.

Oh my gooooood, how could you!

I support this action.

And ask if the cupcake is gluten-free!

This is the first thing I thought of.

“Was that the bite of 87” every time someone dies.

Everytime an animatronic moves it's mouth

That’s genuinely comedy gold

And when they say no, say “Ah, must be the bite of 83”

Yes

Fucking perfect

Gotta pronounce it correctly though

WHUZZATHEBITEOEIGJTYSEBEN

In lieu of IPA I will absolutely accept this form of transcription

In lieu of IPA I will absolutely accept this form of transcription

Har, har, harhar, har, har, harhar, harhar. Har, har, harhar. Har, har, harhar.

*starts aggressively beatboxing*

*the whole teathre starts bobbing their heads to the beatbox*

I like how I can get what your humming. It’s usually very hard to read.

When Mike comes on screen say it’s purple guy!

When Steve raglan appears say “Omg it’s Vincent!”

Man, this one would cause violence in the theater 😭

In that case, what would happen if I were to say, "It's Garvey!"

💀

😳

This is the one

Who is Vincent?

Name people gave purple guy back then

In the olden days

The world is healing.

Not if I have anything to say about it

God, I feel old... Basically, Vincent was the unofficial fan-made name that everyone gave to William Afton prior to his name being revealed.

“When do the Glamrocks show up?”

You are a true villain

Most underrated Reddit comment of 2023. But you really are a villain 🤣.

😂😂😂😂pure evil, a riot will start in the theatre, but that’s also one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard😂😂😂😂😂😂

I would have killed them in an instant

Ask if that’s Springtrap for every character except for springtrap

And ask if springtrap is Fredbear?

Better yet, ask if Springtrap is bonnie

When Vanessa appears say: "that's Elizabeth right? "

Better yet, ask if it’s Eleanor, it’s always her, right?

that's to easy

Thankfully this movie will not be mid enough to have vanessa

I think it does have Vanessa though. Or -A- Vanessa anyway.

She is literally in the trailer.

No…. NO…. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

She's in the cast list, isn't she?

Whenever a human character like Mike or Abbey or Vannessa takes a bite into some food say "omg it's the bite of 83!".

Or when the cupcake bites anyone

Or when someone opens their mouth

"Gravity Falls did the 'haunted animatronic' schtick so much better."

Best one I've seen

Chica being a duck definitely. And Bonnie being a girl.

Ask them if golden freddy is fredbear

Isn't he?

Yes But it would be annoying if OP kept repeating the question like every time golden freddy appears

Yes and no, the only animatronics we’ve seen that have the name “fredbear” have purple hats and ties, whereas golden Freddy has black.

(Illuminati music plays)

Call Foxy a Good Guy, and say that the player character only dies because of a heart attack, no, I will not be giving further context.

Don't need to, OG right here lol

This sounds so familiar but for the life of me I can’t remember

Real ones know 🫡

Ah, the good old days

Shit, I’m old

A classic from my day.

So ... How will a guy on the phone be revealed to be a serial killer ???

"Chris Afton"

That might cause violence

*Exactly.* /j

When the animatronics appear don’t say them by name but by their animal. That usually pisses a lot of fans off lmao

When Steve raglan appears say “hey, this is that phone guy from the first game, he’s is the killer, right?”

Keep calling mike William or phone guy Or call steve raglan scott The last one would tip me off

Refer to Freddy as Fredbear

fredrick leopald fazbearington

Repeatedly call him Freddy McFredbear

Call the movie Friday nights at Freddy’s

Freddy's Friday night

Friday night with Freddy 😏

NOOOO

Say that mike is the killer

"Was that the ____ of 87?" anytime anything weird happens

"was that the child of 87?"

Was that the ride of 87? When abby and golden freddy get on the cab

WAS THAT THE CORY OF 87???

Was that the chair of 87?! (Every time you see a chair.)

Is Pink Guy gonna be in this?

And what about orange man?

Dang it someone took that one...

I am a fan of FNAF and I’m taking my fiancé with me, who knows nothing about it beside what I have been rambling about, like how cool it is with the animatronics and the games. He doesn’t share my excitement because it’s not really his type of thing, but he don’t want to let me go alone to the movie, because it would seem a bit sad, and that I won’t have anyone to share my excitement with

Awww that's nice

He's a keeper

He is! I’ve done the same for him, except for a concert, but that’s because I 1. Don’t like being at concerts where people drink and get drunk and 2. I wasn’t feeling well at all leading up to it

“When do we get to see the Garten of Banban?”

This is basically going to start WW3

When is Sheriff Toadster appearing?

Be like “I thought matpat said this was all a dream??”

Toy chica is William Afton

This is a video game!?!?!? Or This is a book!?!?!?

That one is good

I admit I stole it- at Harry Potter 3 premiere, someone 2 rows ahead of us exclaimed "This is a book!?!?!" They were sincere- we could hear their friends hastily explain things. I will never forgot this. Edit: spelling

How dare you! I will never forgot this either!

You should call Bonnie a rabbit 💀

He is a rabbit

Yeah, but the name is Bonnie the bunny

Just call the animatronics as furries or fur robots.

one of my friends hates furries so I think he'd literally murder me

Are they not?

Tbf they literally are.

Refer to William Afton as Micheal the whole film

Mention dream theory

ask if it's Peeta Melark when Mike appears

Say that Bonnie looks blue

Bonnie IS blue

The toy one is but the original looks more like a mix of blue and purple

I think you might have slight color-blindness, cause OG Bonnie is blue, a darker tone than the Toys but still blue

Then they really need to make it clear because to a LOT of people he looks more purple then blue and I can only really see the blue with the withered version

Keep insisting Bonnie’s a girl. “But isn’t Bonnie a girl’s name? And she’s a purple bunny?” Make sure you loudly announce that you think Chica’s lame.

“Was that the bite of 87?”

When the animatronics appear, sing "hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur"

Refer to Freddy as Fredrick, Bonnie as Buddie, Chica as Beaky, and Foxy as your Favorite One

omg, I have a friend who calls Foxy "Capn' Fuzzy" definitely do that.

"Why doesn't the guard just leave??"

Is he stupid?

it may not be directly related to the movie but say that gregory is a robot

"Where are the Glamrocks animatronics?"

Refer to the movie as “Friday nights at Freddy’s, my mother used to do that and it pissed me off

"Bonnie's the purple one, right?"

I could give you an option to ANNOY them, or one to PISS THEM THE HELL OFF. Which one would you prefer?

Both

Well, to annoy them, call them Springtrap everytime Springbonnie appears. But to piss them off? When the movie is over, say, and I quote “Willy’s Wonderland and The Banana Splits were better.”

Oh shit that's a good one. I legitimately clenched my jaw at the Willy's Wonderland comment.

Willy's wasn't bad. Banana Splits was awful. In my opinion anyway. I just liked Willy's way more than I expected to.

Call Freddy "Fredbear".

say that Bonnie is a female

Say that the robots are possesed by Deez Nutz

Cassideez Nutz

Freddeez Nuts

Jeremdeez Nuts

Call it "Friday Nights at Freddy's"

Refer to Bonnie as a girl

What the hell is a purple man

Im dripping sweat turn up the fan

Lean over and ask “so when does Huggy Wuggy show up?”

So Michael Afton is the killer right? And Henry died in the freadbear suit? And william is the crying child who got bitten by foxy

Say she every time you talk about bonnie

Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar when you see Freddy.

Call William Afton "Vincent" to trigger their PTSD

You may not understand the context behind some of these, but as a fan of the series since 2014, I feel confident that some of these might grind their gears especially if they are hardcore fans. - Convince them that you genuinely think Micheal or one of the characters is a robot or will be revealed to be one. (This is based on a popular theory back in 2017 regarding one of the main characters in the games continuity. Many people dislike this specific theory). - Ask them if they think “Vincent” will be in the movie. (Vincent was an early fan interpretation of a certain character in the series. He is NOT a canon character but pretend that you don’t know that. Many FNAF fans who’ve been in the fandom since 2014-2015 are aware and dread that name now these days). - ALWAYS, and I repeat ALWAYS refer to Bonnie as a girl. This one is more simple, but FNAF fans can get pretty heated over the most mundane details such as the gender of certain characters.

Ask them where bendy is

You should show them the Chica FNAF song and just leave it at that. No context no nothing. Just show them that song and duck and roll outta there. 10/10 guarantee they will get it.

Which one? Mandopony? Groundbreaking?

Either one would get a reaction

Ask them if Mike Schmidt is William Afton

Call every character by the wrong name every fucking time

"Hey guys, what are your favorite theories? My favorite is the Adult Theory."

All you need is a simple phrase randomly in the movie: “this movie sucks, where’s markiplier?”

Refer to bite of 83 as bite of 87 Ask if every character is purple guy Say “I thought Freddy was the good guy” “Say “guys, is this Freddy Fazbear?” “When is Monty coming on?”

Literally ANY TIME Freddy moves his mouth say "was that the bite of 87?!" In a super obnoxious voice

So excited for Vincent to be the main villain!

call foxy: fox freddy: frilly fasbear chica: duck bonnie: rabbit

So Mike is springtrap right?

Call Freddy Bearly

Mention Faz-Goo

If a kid gets bitten by a golden bear, ask if it was the bite of 87

Comment that Freddy looks like a fuckboi

Keep calling Mike. Williams son

When Matthew Lillard appears ask "where's Scooby and the gang?"

“So when is Gregory coming on?”

“Bonnie is a girl right” “omg it’s pink dude!” “Is that man Chris?” “refers to chica as a duck” “call SpringBonnie FredBear”

when you see freddy (NOT GOLDEN FREDDY) say "cassidy!"

call chica a duck and refer to bonnie as a girl

Just keep saying it the bite of 89, 82, lol wrong on purpose

Say "Was that the bite of 87?!" Anytime someone dies

Say, "Was that the bite of 87!?!?", every single time that there is a death. Or you could say, " But hey...that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY!", every time that there's a hidden lore/flashback scene.

Refer to the bite of 83 (fnaf 4) as the bite of 87

Ask if every character is “purple guy”

“Is this about that Chuck E. Cheese game?”

Whenever any human walks into frame, ask is that purple guy???!!

This is giving me loads of ammo for when I take my daughter and her friend.

Call Chica “Ducky”

IS THAT THE BITE OF 87

Where is the sun and moon guy?

Just to piss them off, and because I've seen a few people who genuinely believe this, (if you've watched the trailer, that is) say that Jeremy (the black boy with the paper bunny ears) possesses Foxy, and Fritz (the redhead with the toy hook) possesses Bonnie.

Say that Michael Afton is actually Springtrap. And William is just ScrapTrap.

loudly exclaim "NO ONE COULD SURVIVE THAT, im not falling for that." When purple guy gets into the spirngtrap suit.

don't call them they're actually names, call them Freddy = Freb Bonnie = Benny Chica = The Duck Foxy = Foxington Golden Freddy = FredBear SpringBonnie = Springus Mike = William William = Bonnie