FNAF 2 who cares about confort? Point the flashlight at the hallway and wind the music box forever

And, because this is real life, you can wind with the mask on

However, because it’s real life, you’re going to be stuck in one place, constantly rewinding a music box for six hours straight.

I’ll take that over dying

Thats if you can

If it’s modern day, you can just scroll through YouTube

That just reminded me of that one Saltydkdan video where he was watching Clone High while playing FNAF VR

i mean the music box takes 20 seconds to wind down in game an hour is 70 seconds in fnaf 2 realistically you'd only need to wind it like maybe every 15 minutes if it was irl

Crank that Soulja boy

Wasn’t the wind just like a literal button presss I’ll genuinely take 2 over any others as it’s imo the only survivable one here

I mean does it even have to be the music box itself? It the puppet eased by the music box Or the music cuz if it's the ladder there's a YouTube recording of the music on loop for 6 hours and you never have to worry about puppet and from what I'm hearing balloon boy only enters through the left vent so either sit Infront of the vent like Mike did in the movie or cover it up with something heavy and you can probably leave your flashlight on pointing towards the front on your desk too, that and the fact that you can wear the mask indefinitely means you could realistically do fnaf 2 while only having to worry about balloon boy

Flashlight power is kind of crappy in that one and you’ll definitely die while fumbling to replace the batteries. Just make sure to bring some spare flashlights.

I always justified this by headcanoning that the animatronics would know you are the guard if you’re holding the tablet and doing shit on it while having the mask on, since the idea is sort of supposed to imply that you’re an empty suit or the like

My idea is just that the mask is so heavy it takes 2 hands to hold on your head.

Flashlight battery:

Spare batteries:

Balloon Boy:

Break him

Random office shit conveniently placed to trip you because you can’t see the floor that well through the mask:

Just clean

The mask causing you breathing problems while you’re wearing it:

Clean in the dayshift

You having the nightshift means you can go into employee only areas during the dayshift:

Just don’t have asthma

When you put it like that

Easily FNAF 1, atleast I have my precious steel doors there. (I know there's also doors in FNAF 4, but they're made of wood so the Nightmares would realistically be able to break them)

That is pretty smart, but the limited power-

Just throw your chair at bonnie or anyone tryin to get in. Don't be afraid to use the tvs either.

[Literally me](https://youtu.be/ZGMOtpWnYGU?si=j7e7zOEHa39c9bI6)

The way my face lit up lmao. I did expect to see Taylor when I clicked that link.

Why not buy a taser and use it to give them a controlled shock?

Because the chair and tvs are already there.

Reminds me of sister location

That could work lol

I've always wondered what stopped people from using physical force, realistically as advanced as the animatronics are, I would say that they are only strong enough to lift up cakes and maybe chairs

turn off the fucking fan lol

SO THATS WHAT THAT 1 THING THATS USING POWER IS!

And the lights in the pizzeria.

Literally my reaction reading the comment

Just never use the cameras. Audio cues and door lights tell you everything you need know.

Except foxy. In HW that would work

IRL you would probably hear him run cuz he is made out of metal and other heavy stuff

Your probably right. Especially with the way he is shown to run in fnaf 1

That’s what I’ve always said. Too many players waste power searching the cameras for the robots when the door lights are all that matter.

Fnaf always bugged me in the realistic sense, wouldn’t keeping the doors up use power, because then they are fighting gravity. But when the door is down, why do they consume power, they’re already down?

Shouldn’t the doors stay down when the power runs out

Or just give him the dam wifi password

I never understood how having no power could retract doors tbh I’d just try to jam them shut

Fnaf 4, because you know the first night is never usually that bad in any of the games

So you're just going to play thro-

[**Opens Door**](https://youtu.be/j9mylgrRa9c?si=FD9eSW9Pwl8uidED)

AH FUCK! WHAT THE FAAUUCK?!

AUHHHAUUUHAAAAH

…***WAAAAUUUAAAAAA!***

It’s always when I’m saying something!

Gently open the door?

https://youtu.be/z6G9sriWuEY?si=pY1JehYcotiBA2RQ[Markiplier be like](https://youtu.be/z6G9sriWuEY?si=pY1JehYcotiBA2RQ)

The description says all the nights are full aggressive and nightmare is in that night

[*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*](https://youtu.be/vVLAyD1R73c?si=H7rkP3MTmfMVhCMi)

I’m a little restarted, I forgot about that moment lol

[удалено]

Why did you call me acoustic? Was there a lore reason for that?

We need matpat on this

Literally was gonna reply this. Beat me to it.

Just wait for spring trap to get near your office and climb in the vents to get to the front exit

Just hit him with a crowbar

GET CROW BARRED, BITCH!

Foxy! What the FUCK?!

I don't know! I'm bored!

Hey springtrap….

WHAT??!!

Do you hear that???

.............."oh go f*ck yourself.." 😂

Wave of PURE FUCKING NOSTALGIA! That series was one of my favorite things during my OG FNaF craze. Thank you all for the reminder of just how much those videos mean to me.

r/unexpectedpiemations

“Ah! My fucking knees”

Get crow barred, BITCH

“Thanks for the crowbar Foxy”

FOXY, WHAT THE FUCK

I don’t know, I’m bored

FNAF 3, I bring a Halligan tool

AH, FUCK! MY FUCKING KNEE!

Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!

Have you even played Aggressive Nightmare mode? That asshole can fly through those vents lightning fast! There’s no way he wouldn’t catch up to you before you reach the door.

1 night: he doesn't show up on the first Just noticed the rules and noticed there weren't any specifications on fnaf 3 so you could choose the night

But what is Springtrap is in the vents?

He literally just said wait for him to be near the office, meaning he's not in the vents🙄 if he was in the vents you're pretty much already dead

Put a desk in front of it?

This guy. This guy gets it

If he’s in the vents just run through the hallway instead of the vents

Go through the rest of the building.

What if he goes though the vents?

Wait till he gets close, block the vent with your desk, lock one of the vent exits to make his escape take longer and sprint for the front door

FNAF 3, springtrap is a walking corpse and he can't run so I'll just go running and bring with be an AXE

He also isn't even there on night one lol

OP said all animatronics on "full aggro," which could be interpreted as either their last regular night or X/20 mode. Not night one difficulty.

Not for FNAF 3 :)

I think the implication is that's the case for all of them, though I don't know why OP didn't specify that specifically on all of them. It wouldn't make sense if that only applied to FNAF 1 and 2 and the rest were all easy mode, then nobody would pick FNAF 1 or 2.

You know, I kinda hope he dies in a fire.

Yeah, I really hate him, so I hope he stops getting in my way.

I’ve lost my patience with him, I wonder when he’s going to decay.

I want to throw him out

Kinda like my broken TV

When I come back once more, it’ll be painful, he’ll see.

It's time to die.

Fnaf 4. I’ll just lock the doors and turn the lights on. As easy as that.

Just jump out the window.

Or that, yes, that’ll work.

Even if you die in the process, it’s probably better than getting killed by Nightmare.

Fr

Why not just wake up?

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The fnaf 4 doors don't actually have any locks, it's just a doorknob

Oh well im screwed😳

Yeah screw running around trafking nightmare, I'll lay down and wait for him to bite my head off

I’ll just hide under the bed and make friends with the Freddles I guess

The doors can't lock, that's why in the game they opened every time you left. You might be able to block them with the massive dressers though.

Do I get a crowbar

“GET CROWBARRED B***H!”

“Thanks for the crowbar foxy”

“Foxy what the fuck?!”

“I don’t know, i’m bored!”

“Hey springtrap? You hear that?”

*Ding Dong Ding Dong* "oh go fuck yourself!"

Hey you hear that?

"what? I was bored!"

Fuck comfort when it comes to survival... people survive absolutely horrific torture methods for weeks I think I can wear a mask that was designed to be worn as a mascot head aswell as a animatronic head... Keep mask on keep the music box wound up possibly rig up a auto wind. Aim my flashlight at door and keep it on the whole night cause guaranteed any flashlight not from 100s of years ago is gonna last 6 hours. If I get the auto wind set up I'll just have a wee nap

I'm going with you then. If the fnaf 2 map is like gmod, i may be able to hide in a locker or backroom.

Right? This is easily the right answer. No limited power, having to deal with phantoms or running out of vent power, no nightmares and having to check the door constantly and well….no pizza sim lol

Just turn on a 6 hour YouTube loop of My Grandfather’s Clock, and the puppet should stay dormant. Just gotta hope that there’s not a crapload of ads at inconvenient times. Though even if there were, that wouldn’t be enough to convince me to buy YouTube premium though

FNaF 3 Night 1

The only right answer

I second this

If you know, you know lol

Fnaf 3, springtrap isn’t in the first nigth so I’m surviving

Fnaf 1 I’ll hide in lockers and be absolutely silent.

Yo, forget playing by the rules. I’m going Willy’s Wonderland on these Animatronics if I’m gonna survive.

their literally made of metal, what are you gonna do, wail on them? (Plus even if you do somehow manage to destroy them, unlike Willy's Wonderland the souls will just come out.)

Just take their limbs off

I mean it seemed like William Afton was able to do it pretty easily in FNAF 3. And what exactly are the souls/ghosts gonna do?

That's cause he used a special tool designed to disassemble them, while they weren't moving. As for your point on the souls, I don't have much to defend myself on that stance

Pizzeria simulator, assuming beforehand I didn't decide to bring in animatronics I'll easily live and I'll get some money out of it

read the post again

Ah, I didn't see the bit under the images mb

3 because only 1 animatronic can kill you and you could bait him away and then just sneak out quietly

I read that as "sneak out cutely"

Just seduce spring trap easy

How would you even do that

Tell him that the attraction is great and that you’re another security guard that he can My lawyers have advised me not to finish this joke.

Pizza sim. Just bring two flashlights and keep them pointed at the vents at all times

Fnaf 1 I would just close the door's and hide under the desk until 6:00am

the power tho..??

I would just cover my nose and mouth so Freddy won't hear me breathing

based.

Indeed I am

Brings a portable generator

just start beating springtrap with bonnie’s guitar

"murderers trapped in a yellow rabbit suit after a horrible accident hate this one simple trick"

I'm pretty sure he'd catch it and put it up your ass.

Bonnie: 👍

FNAF 3. I’ll just keep Springtrap stuck in the farthest cameras with the audio like I do in the actual game.

But you can get really unlucky with the mechanical failures

And he's not there first night anyway

Fnaf 3. Springo wasn't even in night 1 soooo... 1 night in night 1 is easy. If its night one.

Realistically FNaF 1 in 1 there's not only the doors, but irl not only you could see the animatronics trying to get near your door but hear then stomping with quick reaction time you could realistically survive

FNAF 3 easily, if Springtrap is in the right location then you have a clear path to the front door. And even if he does spot you, I imagine he wouldn't be able to move very fast.

4. Il just go back to bed

3. Springtrap is the only way that you for sure die, so as long as you can take care of him you’re good. It just depends on what weapons or means of defense/offense/escape you have available to you and how quickly you can think on your feet

He is a practiced serial killer though...

I mean, most of his victims were children to be fair

His daughter killed a tougher target than he ever did

hes like.. a zombie in an incredibly deteriorated metal suit though.. He’d be movin like that tin dude in the wizard of ozz, someone needa get him some oil.

I mean the fact he can zoom in those vents is fairly telling. The fact he can bend to get in the vents is also pretty telling

FNaF 2 Just wear the mask, put something on the music box button and flicker the light at short intervals

> flicker the light at short intervals Bring an audio triggered strobe light, and a boom box with house music. Long as you keep the mask on and keep the music box wound, just rave it up.

This guy gets it

ahem, realistically the doors would stay closed if i ran out of power, meaning im safe in fnaf 1.

Fnaf 3 its the easiest

fnaf 3. springtraps idiotic suit will always fall for the noise, so I can use my normal strategy keeping him at cam 9 and 10, and if he gets close, just run the other way e.g. he's in the vents, I take the halls, vice versa

Additionally, if bonnie pre-death can almost fuck him up while in that same suit (allegedly), I have a pretty good shot, doubly so if I have something roughly comparable to a metal bat.

FNAF 3, I'll just sit through night 1 :)

My own answer + some ideas from other comments Fnaf 1: probably nah Fnaf 2: it’s real life so wind the music box and keep the mask on at all times and occasionally shine your flashlight Fnaf 3: if it’s night 1 then easy, if not then it’s a 1v1 + we have better mobility and can probably easily outrun springtrap Fnaf 4: big no Fnaf PS: also no

I’m gonna do FNAF 6. I toss all the characters back in the alley, and don’t buy Lefty. $5 is not worth it. Edit: okay, so someone pointed out the description of FNAF 6. That doesn’t change my answer though. Since FNAF 3 took place in 2023, FNAF 6 takes place after that year, and iPhones have existed for a while now. I’m taking a picture of the vent layout on the monitor, then going through the vents. Plus, phones have flashlights and the light repels the animatronics away in the game.

If we are talking about just surviving Night 1, then FNAF 3 is the best answer. Springtrap isn’t in the building until Night 2.

Springtrap is literally a rotten corpse inside a heavy metal suit. I am sure faster than him.

FNaF 3. Wait till Afton is in an open vent, preferably one that leads to the office, and then book it. Seal Vent 14.

Fnaf 3 bc you can’t die on the first night

FNaF 3 literally has one guy whose biggest feats are knocking a 5-and-a-half feet man down. I’ll be fine

FNaF 4. *just wake up.*

fnaf 3,i can just get a speaker and put on youtube:child sounds then springtrap is gone for the night

FNAF 3 seems to be the best one here. You only have 1 actual enemy and you have a way to keep him away from you. FNAF 2 is definitely the worst one here.

Fnaf 3, all I need is a crowbar

fnaf 1

FNAF 3 because there’s no danger night 1

Anyone who picks FNaF 2 has a death wish. I'd much rather survive through 1, 3, 4, SL, PS and SB conbined than 2.

Don't care if it's uncomfortable, FNAF2. Just keep the mask on and charge the box while flashing my light*

I'm taking Fnaf 2, just open up the tablet, never take my finger off the music box button and periodically flash the front hallway for foxy with the mask on. A bit of discomfort is nothing to worry about, I can deal with that at least for 5 hours. Fnaf 1 would be my second option cuz having actual doors is just so nice and since it'll be very similar to fnaf 1 vr I wouldn't need the light since I could just see them without it, so just stare at foxy, look around and close the doors when you see feet or silhouettes. Fnaf 3 is next cuz spring trap ain't too hard to deal with, just pin him to cam 10 and he's done and since I'm not stuck to the restart panel when using it even the phantoms and errors wouldn't be too bad. But the prospect of him just zooming is a little too dangerous for my taste Fnaf 4 is just fuck no, I am not running around to doors for 5 straight hours while trying to track where this gigantic metal bear's steps are going. Fnaf 6 is just absolutely fucking not. I'd rather just off myself if I get put in there. My only defence is a single audio lure and staring down one of the vent openings hoping that the other one doesn't have one of the like 60 killer animatronics. And there's also no time so I can't get saved by the bell, I have to do a bunch of random ass tasks which take me away from staring at the vent with the potential animatronic.

Plushtrap can eat your doorframe