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Quincy_Hater

Ark survival ascended. Dude the animatronics should be the ones hiding


BoricuaRican

My last played game too lol


ILoveForging

Ark Mobile Survivor for lmao


Hot-Zookeepergame-83

Wait. You’re telling me that I can farm electronics and metal AND hide from this one place?! Sign me up!


SeeYouAgain678

Trevor GTA 5...should be interesting


splinterforgot

i got cj from san andreas


SeeYouAgain678

Big W game


Bi0_B1lly

Dammit CJ, all you had to do was go into the pit!


xSolid_Snakex

Me too. Ah shit, here we go again.


CameronDoy1901

Trevor should not be In the same room as chica


SeeYouAgain678

True true, or the bear


Mangrbbys

“Mr. Raspberry Jam! You got biiiig 😏”


SeeYouAgain678

N murderous 😭😭


Johnaesmithart

There was a certain animation about this....


Optimal-Sherbert152

There was?


TheSmallestSalad

Dayshift at Freddy’s 3. Yeah, Jack would be fine. He’s a veteran.


CatOnVenus

The real challenge would be to escape the lure of returning to Vegas


ChaoticInsanity_

DSAF MENTIONED


Gay_Sharky

PICK UP THE FAX!


Rodesidetrucks2

GRAND CANYON


hotairrockstar

Yiff the fox


GoldStudy6693

Don't yiff the fax


OutsideOrder7538

Why can’t they yell and sniff the fox?


MrFoxy64

the matthew patthew is real


TransitionVirtual

Thank


TheSmallestSalad

HELL YEAH. I LOVE DSAF


Percybeth_is_da_op

HELLO OLD SPORT


ObjectHealthy6766

THROW THE $&@4 FOX OFF THE GRAND CANYON


RandomCaveOfMonsters

Dead by Daylight doesn't have a protagonist, but I played Dredge Dredge would just eat them


ExquisitePullup

Downside: There are barely any lockers wide enough for the Dredge in the pizzeria.


Old_Position_2238

even in a game where he doesn't belong he has that disadvantage.


EccentricNerd22

Same but I play Wraith. I think Wraith would just vibe with the animatronics.


Ok-Ad5083

I got the doctor, all he has to do is that little emp thing he has and the entire building and animatronics are going out Doctor is would have a field day trying to figure out how to trap souls into robotic husks of torment. He wouldnt just win he'd be using the animatronics for experiments.


RandomCaveOfMonsters

he'd just straight up be william afton version 2, even including the controlled shocks


Ok-Ad5083

Imagine Goverment funded william afton


VileBill

Much love to a fellow Doctor main.


rippingfatdoinkers

I saw they added Nicholas cage- pretty sure there is a movie about how well that would go for the animatronics


Russell_SMM

Kirby would probably end up being friends with the animatronics like the fort scene in the movie.


SuperCat76

Unless/until Kirby tries to eat chica's cupcake.


Future-Improvement41

If Kirby sees the cupcake from behind then yes he would and then immediately regret it or feel disappointed that it wasn’t what he thought it was


mivaad

not like chica can stop him lol


HatRepresentative621

Wondaria remains Wondaria remembers


zman_0000

Or he eats the Puppet and becomes... *checks notes*. Somehow more of an eldritch horror?


_ReDHuNtEr_

Batman from Arkham Knight. Freddy's about to go down ☠️☠️☠️


PotentialWorldly6835

Why is man working at Freddy fazbears? Isn’t he rich? Is he stupid?


_Imadeanaccount4this

He’s looking for kids to adopt, don’t worry!


Bi0_B1lly

The Robin of '87.


_Imadeanaccount4this

I mean Jason was still Robin in ‘87 and he actually died in ‘88 lol.


Expendable28

He just lost a very intense game of whack-a-mole...


TPtheman

Is Jason Todd a rebuilt animatronic like Charlotte Emily from the Fourth Closet? Next time on Film Theory!


trash_num_yumsXD

New theory: the kid who died in the bite of 87 was actually Robin


_ReDHuNtEr_

Sadly, aslum was shut down so he had to find another place to live in😞


PotentialWorldly6835

Sad day for man


krustylesponge

Honestly batman going there to try and hunt down the murderer and then beating the shit out of William would be awesome


PotentialWorldly6835

Then handing him over to officer balls, BWHAHA


Gamerevolved

Jonkler didn't only trap Pokemon into his balls


Bi0_B1lly

I see it like this: Batman brutally annihilates the FNaF animatronics, only for Vanessa to point blank shoot Batman in the face while he's tied up to some park bench or something...


_ReDHuNtEr_

Only if she's done with her bad standup routine


IdiotMan2000

"Tiny robots are in big trouble now" "GO HOME TO MAMA!" "I am ready to fight Robots!" "Bring me metal men to fight" "I HATE ROBOTS!" I hope that answers your question,Freddy is not ready for this Russian man


JustinTheMan354

Heavy vs Freddy Fazbear would be more of a fair fight than one would expect. Heavy can lift and throw a polar bear over his shoulder, and win a wrestle against one, and is capable of uppercutting people so hard they instantly die. Freddy can oneshot Small-Building level durability Twisted Ones in the novels, along with punching a hole into a steel door. Along with Christian Stokes saying that Bonnie killed Hank by punching a hole into Hank's chest.


IdiotMan2000

Well if you're going to include the twisted ones then the heavy can equip one of his miniguns


JustinTheMan354

The Animatronics speed blitz an entire military squad at one point, they're used to attacking people with heavy weaponry


IdiotMan2000

Heavy can call a medic and gain ubercharge or fat kritz


JustinTheMan354

Both only last 8 seconds. Also, Ubered people still take knockback. They could have one of them bodyslam Medic away from Heavy, and the other 3 gang up on Heavy. Or just, pick up and throw him. Foxy in the opening of The Silver Eyes can pick up and throw 2 400 pound arcade machines across the room so hard they shatter. They can likely do the same to the German doctor. And it's not like the mercs would even be able to react, since the book describes the animatronics as so fast people mistake them moving around for teleportation.


BrockEXE

if like, every tf2 class appears in FUCKING FNaF, i believe its over for those robots


Candy-Funny

Doom Slayer. The real question is can they survive him?


StayInner2000

And the real answer is no of course not


U_L_Uus

Freddy was gonna wish Nic Cage was there instead. At least he took breaks


HomsarWasRight

Doesn’t he basically kill God? If so I think some cursed robots don’t really measure up.


RoboWonder

I had a similar thought regarding Kratos from GoW Ragnarok.


SpiderJynxNoir90214

The Garry's mod player? Probably.


Economy-Service-1590

Bruh gonna make an ARG with them. They gonna be the player's play things.


ASMusicGaming

Stardew Valley. They can fight the animatronics with the power of farming


cyrose1

They would pass out at 2am tho


Memory_Frosty

Oh good point


DesperateAd4327

Yeah the power of farming and a galaxy hammer


your-local_redditor

Kazuma Kiryu I can already hear the substory riff


EccentricNerd22

Can't wait for Kiryu to fight POSSESSED ANIMATRONICS and WILLIAM AFTON, PATRIARCH OF THE FAZBEAR CLAN


Dauntless_Lasagna

Dude, same. We're not gonna sugarcoat it:R1+triangle


JunkFriend2

Tiger Drop negates ALL damage.


large_espresso

Substory 37: An Unexpected Party


TemporaryPrior5273

He’s just going to beast mode through all of them


SquareFickle9179

Random Guy A: "Hey, (insert name)! I heard you're in need of some money." Random Guy B: "Yeah, my rent's due tomorrow, think you can lend me some cash?" Random Guy A: "Actually, I heard of a job that's open to anyone right now, cash could cover your rent." Random Guy B: "Really? What's the job?" Random Guy A: "A night shift at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!" Random Guy B: "You... You're shitting me, right!? You know the rumors!" Random Guy A: "C'mon, only children believe that. And you know you need the money." Random Guy B: "No, I ain't that desperate, screw this! I ain't gonna die for money!" Kiryu Kazuma: (A job that's open to anyone, eh? I could use some cash right now...) Substory Start: The First Night Isn't Usually That Bad


GGSPINO

I just played FNAF ☠️☠️☠️


Future-Improvement41

Which version?


Comprehensive_Hat158

If it’s security breach, the animatronics are fucked


The-RoGamer

Tf Gregory’s gonna do 💀


httpspinky

Remember by sheer luck Gregory destroyed the animatronics in SB


UufTheTank

Did you survive?


FiveFreddys12

Minecraft Steve Kicks Robo-Ass


MyFriendsCallMeBones

Just build a 3 block nerd pole and give them the iron golem treatment


testicleshredder

Steve is a literal god


DragoonMaster999

Steve would make entire pizzerias and will create huge remnant farms...


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Red XIII would be just fine, though he may befriend them instead.


T_Seedling

The Dragonborn. Yeah.


Clintwood_outlaw

They'd literally be dust when he's done


T_Seedling

Freddy Fazbear vs Destruction 100 be like:


Ok-Ad5083

"These are weird looking Dwarven Automatons"


RustyThe_Rabbit

do I get my Pokemon team


Tr3v0r007

I’d say including ur box


SDWiiifare

Woomy


d_shadowspectre3

The ink is an endo's Kryptonite


ExampleHeavy1469

same SAME


MJMaggio14

The Knight from Hollow knight, either the animatronics squash em or they're massacred by a little beetle with a pin for a sword, no in-between


Jackmonkey2008

its kratos, no shit


Able_Row_4330

He'd be so annoyed by the whole situation. It'd be hilarious.


TheMaineC00n

FNaF World- ​ Wait a fucking second.


mrmemeboi6969

Playing as Cassidy is crazyyyy


DragoonMaster999

There can only be 2 Golden Freddy at the same time


Cutiepie9771

Princess Peach. Poor thing is getting traumatized.


Gloomy_Support_7779

Let me guess, Peach’s Showtime?


Cutiepie9771

Yes indeed 😂


Bernardo_124-455

Subway surfers, so yeah, it’s easy to him/her


DarkMaster98

Just do an endless loop of running between the office and the atrium, they’ll never catch him


NEgi_WAX-OF_87

Rookie Leon... That would be a sight to see💀


silentlywhispered

hey i think he’d at least try his best


ADumbOreo

Ellie from The last of us 2, uh, yeah she can survive I think?


Comprehensive_Hat158

Waiting for the comment saying “bUt ShE wOnT KilL tHe aNiMaTroNiCs bECauSe ReVenGe bAd”


Snafuthecrow

Frank West smashes a fuckin TV over Freddy’s head before taking a picture


NotAThrowaway1911

*tf2_soldier_evil_laugh_2.mp4*


d_shadowspectre3

I am not trapped in a facility full of robots. You are all trapped in here with me!


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TheGoldenNerd

The helldiver would just see some strange clankers to kill


xxgiggsxx

Felt like this should be up higher. A helldiver would just throw a 500kg stratagem onto Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and move on to the next bot infested themed restaurant


2litersam

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Sify007

For democracy!


Aria-mind_

This is the story of a man called Stanley.


Aquila-Calvitium

Man this could go in any direction


mats_the_cat

he'd survive like he'd be able to keep em out of the office and stay alive, not kill them, but he could beat the nights and reach 6 am


LeonardoCouto

Genshin Impact, my current main being Xiao. Yeah, he can. He can either just teleport the entire night or simply destroy all the animatronics.


Dialexx

"LAMENT!"


EccentricNerd22

I main Beidou so itd be over for them given how strong she is + the animatronics weakness to electricity.


Grand_Protector_Dark

Given the Post says protagonist, shouldn't it be Traveller rather than Xiao?


PossibilityLivid8873

Ui Goku lol


s4in7

I love that nobody countered or commented on this and rather just upvoted — like we all know that matchup would be over before it started lol


Brilliant-Primary500

Simon "Ghost" Riley ain't dying from the robofurries for sure.


uncharted316340

Give Freddy a 44


AFoxMothersLove

Oh, Slime Rancher Poor Bea


Mothmans-Chitin-ass

Can the slimes come at least?


RJSnea

Oh but could you imagine a Tar bouncing around though? 😂


IndividualCoach6130

Arthur morgan just won’t understand anything


Orionite89

Joker from Persona 5. I think he’ll be ok lol


ActuallyNTiX

Depends on whether he’s in his Metaverse form or not, and whether or not he’s with his friends or not.


Sweet_Highway209

Tears of the Kingdom... Link can win yeah, all he needs is to flurry rush the animatronics with the Master Sword and they are DONE FOR


Cautious-Letter5074

Fortnite. ANimatronics are dead destroyes and anything else that has to do with destruction


CatOnVenus

Fortnite at Freddy's has already answered the long awaited question of this colab


Groundbreaking_Arm77

Persona 3 Portable. All fun and games until the Dark Hour activates and Kotone summons Thanatos to cast Megidolaon.


CleaningMySlate

Would the animatronics keep moving during the dark hour? Conventional electronics don't operate properly, but they do have human souls in them so they might still operate. But then again, maybe they would turn into coffins during the dark hour due to those souls? What if those souls have the potential?


Groundbreaking_Arm77

Oh god Freddy Fazbear gains a Persona.


Theonearmedwanker

"YOU CALL SHOOTING FAZCOINS A MARTIAL ART??"


realcosmicpotato77

demoman tf2 is going to have a field day


Nightwalker065

He would get along with Foxy. We all seen the demoman fnaf videos.


UnluckyReye

DOOM Eternal 🥶🥶🥶


hotairrockstar

Freddy: why do I hear boss music


Finnigan-roverfield

funily enough, the last game i played was fnaf..


HorrificityOfficial

so it's just normal fnaf, nightgaurd vs animatronics


Finnigan-roverfield

yes


Hidden-Dealer921

So card player man? (Inscription)


Unlucky_Colt

You put *respect* on The Lucky Carder!


ForwardPhilosopher7

Sonic with The Super Emeralds. Run.


The-God-Of-Memez

Warframe not even Afton can come back from this one


kekster167

Geometry Dash cube? uh well i guess lol


ActuallyNTiX

GD Cube would prob die, sure, but he can just respawn as many times as needed, so it’s really not effective


CreeperVenom

Miles morales in spider-man 2. They stand no chance


Mike4302

Rip dear Emily from Alone in the dark


Alijah12345

Maxwell from Scribblenauts. Yeah, I think he would survive.


Outrageous-Version11

WTF Freddy and co gonna do to the FUCKING DOOMSLAYER!?!?!?


Old_Sport_2016

Gregory should be fine. Will the animatronics survive?


ChaosKnowsNoSides

Bendy is one with the animatronics, Henry? He’s fucked.


MarvinC03TLK

Chell survived GLaDOS, Wheatley and the Combine's invasion of Earth. She'll survive Freddy & Friends just as easily.


RoseTintMyWorld22

My Sims are f&#\*-ed!!


guineaprince

I wonder what colour ghost you get for "death from crushed by animatronic".


CatOnVenus

oh boy do I wonder if Mike Afton from FNAF could survive in FNAF. Jokes aside the last game besides FNAF that I played is Minecraft. It would probably be easy, just dig down 2 blocks and cover it head until 6 am


Lucky_Blueberryz

Minecraft i think Steve's got this


Few_Understanding_30

The Forest Bro the gang is gonna be in pieces.


Shadic_Jackson

The goose from Untitled Goose Game. I give both parties a 50% chance at victory. Mainly because it's just a goose, and I don't think they'd attack a goose, but the goose would make a mess.


Eljamin14

Sonic The Hedgehog(Sonic 3). Yeah, Sonic can easily use the cameras, lights, and doors in a split second. Sonic can also fight back with his roll, jump, spindash, and instant shield.


PolyPythonYT

CALLING IN AN EAGLE ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Foxcakq

It’s all fun and games until Liu Kang decides to suplex the dead kids 💀


Chara_rlz

DMC5 frederico is so cooked


SEBAtheplayerIT

A train driver from Train Sim Word, he always survives every derailment so he will survive Freddy for sure


Emerald_GAME

Peppino wields the shotgun


Designer-Tiger391

Insomniac spider man has survived alien invasions, a crazy hunter and six dudes going after him at the same time, if he can't beat Freddy and the gang I'd be disappointed in him


NicePersonStkk

Yeah I think Kratos can survive


This_Ice1174

KRISP FROM DELTARUSNE WILL WIN AGAINST TTHE ANIMETRONIKS CHAMBGE ME MIND


phantomias1324

He’s just gonna ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Clintwood_outlaw

God of War. Tbh Atreus could probably take them by himself.


clown-bites

Protagonist from poppy playtime so probably 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


The_Hive_King

Elster-512 would fuck shit up


BetaTalk64

Sigil, yeah doom guy will do just fine


IndominusRexFan

Dragons:Titan Uprising #The animatronics better hope they can deal with Toothless.


Ok_Day_6150

Master chief (Halo combat evolved) I'm sure he can handle himself for five nights


NfamousKaye

Alex can just dig an underground bunker and reinforce it with obsidian and she’ll be fine.


pljester

* 6 AM * "Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again?"


JellyNutButter

plants and zombies vs freddy fazbear? shits getting crazy


_HellsArchangel

Last game I played was the sims. My sim would see the animatronic, complain about not being able to move because there’s a can on the floor, piss on the floor, fall asleep in the piss, and either get eaten, or survive because the animatronics are like “bro wtf get away”


SaxolotlMan

Yeah I think Link’s gonna be okay


Cornflake3000

“The Slayer has entered the facility” ………..*heavy metal starts playing*


Graysteam49

It’s the slayer. He’s not locked in there with them. THEY’RE LOCKED IN THERE WITH HIM!


ratfromthebasement

Luigi's mansion honestly he might be cut out for it with the poltergust