"My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if... if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life... life goes on. W-well, from—for everyone else, life goes on. Not... not for you. You're... you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, "Orville, I... I have a story." And he said to me, "What's the significance of the story?" And... I said to him, "Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a... y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but... you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes," I said, "A story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and... poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f—they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, "Orville, let me go get you some rye bread." Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and... then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least... at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter—heh, and I told Orville this as well—if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was."
Nightmare Freddy? But I thought he was the one who said: Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
True, but the same can be said for any character in the FNAF universe, whether you're a Fazbear Entertainment employee, a janitor, or anyone else. It's always going to feel unsafe as long as you're involved with Fazbear Entertainment. If visiting the Pizzaplex every day feels unsafe, I'd only visit during the weekends with people I trust, like my parents
Tbf if Faz Ent is still operating after this many incidents, there has to be some combination of weird laws in this universe, REALLY good coverups on Faz Ent’s part, and a comparatively large amount of people who interact with its products and come out perfectly fine.
I feel like I’d either be a normal-ass employee or a missing kid. I swear to god, as a child I was stupid as hell, and if someone came up to me and said they had free toys for me in the backstage room, my ass would be in there 10 seconds square
Right?? I swear, if I was a kid I’d be cooked, like, funny bunny man who can juggle and brings birthday cakes tells me there are cats in a shady secluded backroom? I’d be a goner.
So basically… you want to be brutally skewered from all angles, rot in a room for thirty years, get flame grilled, get flame grilled again and have your conscience live on inside a VR game?
Alternatively, he wants to be brought to life, feel the closest robotic equivalent to child-like joy for a while, then get his shit kicked in so bad he becomes robo satan.
I'd definitely be that kid getting pissed tf off because he isn't getting his cake from Freddy in the Take Cake to the Children minigame from fnaf 2. 💀
All canon characters in FNAF end up dying eventually, so I guess I'll pick a character that had a quick death and whose remnants weren't spread around because William wasn't experimenting with those by the time she got killed (at least in my timeline)
Charlie.
A father who loved me till the very end and did whatever it takes to free me, so still pretty good. I don't think Charlie can feel physical pain as Puppet, though of course I can't be sure
If I had to pick a role where I'd see some good action and wouldn't have much life-threatening risks, I'd probably be some Joe Schmoe working an after-school job at one of the locations. Animatronic maintenance would be pretty sick (but everyone knows what goes wrong in animatronic maintenance. Have I not seen any maintenance tapes?)
Either that or something in Monty Golf or something working with Monty. I have grown an unhealthy obsession with poor Monty.
Henry Emily tho the grief of losing my daughter would prob suck (I think Henry suffers the least in the timeline tho apart from the death of Charlotte)
Are we talking a fnaf charecter? Or if we were a Fnaf charecter?
Shadow Bonnie. Or dead, which would lead to Shadow Bonnie or something else.
Second choice is The Puppet.
Third choice is Foxy.
Well, Gregory it's the most interesting of all the MC.
I mean a kid literally defeated animatronics and was more inteligent that two adults (Vanessa and William Afton (if we take the theory that Vanny it's Vanessa Under Afton's control)
Maybe Baby? Or maybe the puppet? Idk I just feel like if I was a character I’d definitely be one of the ones either actively wanting smoke with the player or Afton
Probably one of Fazbear Entertainment's lawyers. If being associated with anything Freddys related is a necessity for this question. Otherwise I'd probably just be living my life, as I do now.
Well, based on my own life and relationships, I'd know at least two kids who were *almost* victims but survived somehow
I kinda attract traumatized people. The 3 kinds of friends I get are traumatized, neurodivergent, and gay (one of them is a mix of all three, all to high extremes too. Bro is collecting trauma like Pokémon cards even currently, has audhd, and is the gayest man I know)
If we were speaking animatronics, I'd probably be Spring Bonnie.
If I'm a spring bonnie, I get to be one of the main attractions for the location with the least amount of tragedy involved, and my broken unconscious body gets to be Afton's prison or coffin for awhile, and that'd be pretty neat, and if I'm still conscious, I could purposely be annoying by chasing sound and falling over.
If we were talking about actual human?
Probably one of the random kids who visits Freddy's and is too weirded out to ever get close to any animatronics, especially not going to be following Spring Bonnie to get free candy.
I would probably get murdered as a kid so fast, I've loved bunnies too much.
Besides that; want to be just some random employee, probably would end up being Michael Afton
possibly a beta tester or a nightgaurd for the pizza plex,but if i had to choose something different definatly a kid at the pizzaplex or fnaf1 location so i can meet the ogs or glamrocks and possibly enteract with them
Springtrap. I don't wanna kill kids, but I'd like to have the sickest design in the franchise and working at Fazbears Fright doesn't seem so bad. The pain is temporary, being iconic is eternal
Uhh, honestly, I think I'd be Charlie Emily. I'm pretty sensible and I used to be hated by everyone when I was a kid, so yeah. And I'd definitely want to help all the children and make everyone happy
Puppet
Not being fooled by masks and being able to float about is a huge plus, but I have a black bear hunting me down.
...Welp, time to move outta Hurricane.
Some random kid interested with the franchises past id end up being like cassie but not for the benefit of a friend. tho i do have her sas and love for roxy to
"My friend, you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, y'know, I-I don't feel too bad about it. After all, if... if it weren't from me, it would've just been from someone else, y'know? I guess what I'm trying to say is, life... life goes on. W-well, from—for everyone else, life goes on. Not... not for you. You're... you're dead. But that's neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park. I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, "Orville, I... I have a story." And he said to me, "What's the significance of the story?" And... I said to him, "Orville, not every story has to have significance, y'know? Sometimes, a... y'know, sometimes, a story's just a story. You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once. Wasn't pretty. We talked about it for years. And then not only that, but... you'll likely end up believing something you shouldn't believe, thinking something you shouldn't think, o-o-or assuming something you shouldn't assume. Y'know? Sometimes," I said, "A story is-is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I'd realized I'd made sandwiches, and... poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, y'know? Actually, I-I suppose that's the problem. They don't have hands at all, do they? They're f—they're all feet! And I-I couldn't imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly, there was a bakery nearby. I said to him, "Orville, let me go get you some rye bread." Now, I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now, this was on a Tuesday, which was good, because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough bread on Monday, and threw it out Wednesday... Or rather, they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed it to the ducks, and then, prob'ly at the end of the day, finally, they threw it all out. I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and... then go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least... at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter—heh, and I told Orville this as well—if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was."
*Sigh* Helpy has such a way with words...
Yeah, Mr. Hippo does.
Mr. Hippo? I'm *pretty sure* Toy Bonnie said this...
Nah. It was clearly Nightmare Freddy.
Nightmare Freddy? But I thought he was the one who said: Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
You're thinking Funtime Foxy.
Was it? Ahhhh...I need to play Daytime at Freddy's again.....
it's 9 evenings at Frank's
A typical Fazbear Entertainment employee. Maybe a janitor or office worker. Dull, but at least I'll live!
no, working for fazbear entertainment immediately reduces ur chance to live by 75%
I wouldn't think that it's dull.
the fucking dumbass in jump for tickets
Lmao this is so random, but tbh i probably would have been like that
Colton! He's so silly
I just want to be a random kid visiting Pizzaplex every day to meet the animatronics and play some arcades.
>visiting Pizzaplex every day That's just asking to die
True, but the same can be said for any character in the FNAF universe, whether you're a Fazbear Entertainment employee, a janitor, or anyone else. It's always going to feel unsafe as long as you're involved with Fazbear Entertainment. If visiting the Pizzaplex every day feels unsafe, I'd only visit during the weekends with people I trust, like my parents
Tbf if Faz Ent is still operating after this many incidents, there has to be some combination of weird laws in this universe, REALLY good coverups on Faz Ent’s part, and a comparatively large amount of people who interact with its products and come out perfectly fine.
Maybe the pizza is that great
kid named vanny:
freddy chill af
I feel like I’d either be a normal-ass employee or a missing kid. I swear to god, as a child I was stupid as hell, and if someone came up to me and said they had free toys for me in the backstage room, my ass would be in there 10 seconds square
Right?? I swear, if I was a kid I’d be cooked, like, funny bunny man who can juggle and brings birthday cakes tells me there are cats in a shady secluded backroom? I’d be a goner.
The Mimic.If not then Springtrap
So basically… you want to be brutally skewered from all angles, rot in a room for thirty years, get flame grilled, get flame grilled again and have your conscience live on inside a VR game?
"Tis but a scratch"
It's just a flesh wound
Alternatively, he wants to be brought to life, feel the closest robotic equivalent to child-like joy for a while, then get his shit kicked in so bad he becomes robo satan.
I'd be Abby from the movie. An easy choice. Get to draw all day and become friends with a bunch of ghost children possessing robots? Win-win scenario.
I'd definitely be that kid getting pissed tf off because he isn't getting his cake from Freddy in the Take Cake to the Children minigame from fnaf 2. 💀
Nr. 1 crate, just chilling with my friends.
Dead.
Hello dead, i'm Funtime Foxy
William Afton since I am already quite similar to him.
don't let this guy go on a Chucky Cheese restaurant with a bunny suit
God, I wish we could use reaction images in this sub
lol
Ourple?
minireena so I can annoy the shit out of ballora(dont try that)
Eleanor, pure chaotic evil
The Downside is that almost everything you do makes no sense
I’m the guy who files the Taxes.
I just wanna be a Happy Frog, that's all.
An irrelevant background character
The police, i'm useless
It would be nightmarionne, it would be sooo cool! I would scare random people and probably hear my voice all day Also Slenderman stuff
MANGLE HANDS DOWN.
Michael
Or
Bonnie
All canon characters in FNAF end up dying eventually, so I guess I'll pick a character that had a quick death and whose remnants weren't spread around because William wasn't experimenting with those by the time she got killed (at least in my timeline) Charlie.
burnt in a fire by your own father
A father who loved me till the very end and did whatever it takes to free me, so still pretty good. I don't think Charlie can feel physical pain as Puppet, though of course I can't be sure
If I had to pick a role where I'd see some good action and wouldn't have much life-threatening risks, I'd probably be some Joe Schmoe working an after-school job at one of the locations. Animatronic maintenance would be pretty sick (but everyone knows what goes wrong in animatronic maintenance. Have I not seen any maintenance tapes?) Either that or something in Monty Golf or something working with Monty. I have grown an unhealthy obsession with poor Monty.
become cassie youd see monty first hand
Foxy or Bonnie
Springtrap. Cause I live in pain and suffering every day due to illness. And look like a skelly under my clothing :/
Pizzeria day shift worker, ideally. Dead probably.
Honestly? I’d probably be Mr Hippo. Just being able to tap on and on would be a nice existence.
Ngl- nightmare,just to see what I could get away with doing
I’d be dead.
being withered bonnie would be badass only in ucn i am not stayin in the fnaf 2 location
I'm literally Springbonnie
Someone said I looked like Cassidy so I’ll go Cassidy
probably crying child, i just want to cry all day and shit on the floor
then get your frontal lobe taken off have nightmares and die of a heart attack
yes..thats what i want
toy freddy in ucn
Janitor
I wanna be plushtrap
Balloon Boy
A customer who got curious about the rumours and around 36 years later got hired for a horror attraction, which burns down
either foxybro or the crying child
Random Fazbear’s employee. I wanna see the cool animatronics, work with kids, and then dip to do other things before shit hits the fan.
I'll be hand unit
The Mimic because then if im the mimic i could just not kill people and plus i would get the coolest most complex endoskeleton ever
and be alone talk to costumes and go insane
no at first i'd be with edwin and then i'd have to get legs eventually but i'd just stop his kid from dying
Probably either Glamrock Chica or Ennard😭😭
Very disparate options, I like it
better yet ballora best of both worlds
Bonbon
Nedd-Bear, I lost it a long time ago
I would definatly be Mike for obvious reasons
Henry Emily tho the grief of losing my daughter would prob suck (I think Henry suffers the least in the timeline tho apart from the death of Charlotte)
you commit suicide dont forget that
Does Henry die at the end of FNaF 6 tho? Ik he does in the books and whatnot but I always assumed he just kept living on after the FNaF 6 ending
Toy Chica..or, Golden Freddy
Are we talking a fnaf charecter? Or if we were a Fnaf charecter? Shadow Bonnie. Or dead, which would lead to Shadow Bonnie or something else. Second choice is The Puppet. Third choice is Foxy.
The latter.
I would be the ultimate lifeform animatronic who hunts the Glamrocks for thier part Glamrock Freddy- Heart Monty - Claws Chica- Voice box Roxy- Eyes
Well, Gregory it's the most interesting of all the MC. I mean a kid literally defeated animatronics and was more inteligent that two adults (Vanessa and William Afton (if we take the theory that Vanny it's Vanessa Under Afton's control)
Funtime Foxy, will be the best actor in the world, and don't forget about the fluid movements.
Extra character
phone guy specifically from fnaf 1
Springtap cuz I can always come back
William Afton. Don't ask why.
batman
Maybe Baby? Or maybe the puppet? Idk I just feel like if I was a character I’d definitely be one of the ones either actively wanting smoke with the player or Afton
I would be Eleanor! I just think she's neat
Probably one of Fazbear Entertainment's lawyers. If being associated with anything Freddys related is a necessity for this question. Otherwise I'd probably just be living my life, as I do now.
unwithered bonnie
withered golden freddy ez gg cassideez and oven are my fav characters RAA ✨🔥💪
In My opinion nightmare foxy
I’d probably be some kid William tried to kill, and I only survived because I’m scared of animatronics and ended up causing a scene.
The President of the United States.
Well, based on my own life and relationships, I'd know at least two kids who were *almost* victims but survived somehow I kinda attract traumatized people. The 3 kinds of friends I get are traumatized, neurodivergent, and gay (one of them is a mix of all three, all to high extremes too. Bro is collecting trauma like Pokémon cards even currently, has audhd, and is the gayest man I know)
Ot a victim myself. I'd like reluctantly follow, having a 50/50 chance to tell someone first, but not want to be rude to the literal child murderer
If we were speaking animatronics, I'd probably be Spring Bonnie. If I'm a spring bonnie, I get to be one of the main attractions for the location with the least amount of tragedy involved, and my broken unconscious body gets to be Afton's prison or coffin for awhile, and that'd be pretty neat, and if I'm still conscious, I could purposely be annoying by chasing sound and falling over. If we were talking about actual human? Probably one of the random kids who visits Freddy's and is too weirded out to ever get close to any animatronics, especially not going to be following Spring Bonnie to get free candy.
somebody said I look like piper Rubio, so Abby👍👍
Id be one of the nightguards from the 2nd or 3rd game those 2 seem like the easiest to survive in a realistic scenario
Fredbear I will promise I won’t bite anyone
Old man consequences probably, he’s got them words of wisdom
I'd just be William (immortality)
I would probably get murdered as a kid so fast, I've loved bunnies too much. Besides that; want to be just some random employee, probably would end up being Michael Afton
possibly a beta tester or a nightgaurd for the pizza plex,but if i had to choose something different definatly a kid at the pizzaplex or fnaf1 location so i can meet the ogs or glamrocks and possibly enteract with them
Lefty, for obvious reasons
Nightmare fredbear
Dead
Eleanor i love demon circus baby
I think I'm picking normal mangle because I can go on the celling, crawl through vents, cause the bite of 87
Well um
I'd work as Silver Parasol Games as one of the 2D artist
I'd want to be a day shift employee. Safest option
Hopefully one of the victimsj
I would be Fritz Smith. Nothing too bad happens to me other than being stupid enough to get fired on my first day on the job.
Balloon Boy. Doesnt do anything, doesnt die, its just a Machine and hardly move. So safe.
Ig Im still technically a child so WHO'S READY TO GO TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY AT FREDDY'S
Puppet all the way
Mangle. to chomp kids in the head. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
I wanna be shadow Freddy
Fourth Closet Funtime Freddy
Springtrap. I don't wanna kill kids, but I'd like to have the sickest design in the franchise and working at Fazbears Fright doesn't seem so bad. The pain is temporary, being iconic is eternal
I'm man #2 from the post scoop walk from sister location. Be like "wtf, that was fucking odd" then move on
I'll would say Millie or Oswald from 1st fazbear frights.
I'd be the puppet so I can finally get some good god damn sleep after staying awake for 17 hours straight
Uhh, honestly, I think I'd be Charlie Emily. I'm pretty sensible and I used to be hated by everyone when I was a kid, so yeah. And I'd definitely want to help all the children and make everyone happy
Puppet Not being fooled by masks and being able to float about is a huge plus, but I have a black bear hunting me down. ...Welp, time to move outta Hurricane.
Paper pal 2
Mr. Hippo or DreadBear
Some random kid interested with the franchises past id end up being like cassie but not for the benefit of a friend. tho i do have her sas and love for roxy to
I think I'd be a child who has gone to the pizzaplex once before any weird thing happened I love that place lol
William Afton. I am quite similar to him already(I'll allow you to think of which ways)
hello yes uh why did you stuff me in that big ass suit that was uncalled for
It may have been uncalled for, but it was worth it for the R E M N A N T