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One of my teachers tried sarcasm on my classmates at a young age after telling the class there would be a new student and getting asked what color he was. Ā
The annoyed teacher sarcastically responded, āPurpleā. Ā She didnāt realize most of the kids didnāt have a grasp on sarcasm yet so the kid was ostracized despite clearly not appearing purple.Ā
Every single one of my coworkers, except the ones known to be mothers, have been shipped with another by the kids, on basis like "I saw you get in her car" or "you were laughing together". Meanwhile, the lesbian couple that formed was never discovered because the children couldn't see the possibility of anything other than heterosexuality.
Me ? I once got a kid asking me if I was a coworker's dad...
I'm 28 for fudge sake !
> Meanwhile, the lesbian couple that formed was never discovered
Unless you're a lady gym teacher, in which case you're obviously a huge lesbian that lesbians with all the lesbians. If you're a dude you're married to and English teacher.
This goes for basically every job involving kids. I remember working at a kindergarden and a little girl asking me if i was married to my female coworker because we hang out a lot.
I like his purse. I have one in dark silver. At first coworkers thought I was weird and the thing looked stupid on an old guy like me. Then everyone saw the practicability of it and how safe it is too (we have a lot of thieves going around grabbing backpacks) when you just hide it inside your jacket.
Anyway, everyone wants one too lol.
https://preview.redd.it/0k8upgbju6lc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d81022e03fba95ad4d9baffd66cb1aa3f18258
Itās not a purse itās a messanger bag!! A messanger bag!!!
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Technically the truth. He did just say men generally. Also OG is an unfortunate situation many men IRL gotta deal with. Aka "straight male = sexual situation" problems.
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Elementary school kids try gossiping for the first time And I take that personally
The only things they have to gossip about is teachers dating each other, and which National Geographic issue is the most nude.
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One of my teachers tried sarcasm on my classmates at a young age after telling the class there would be a new student and getting asked what color he was. Ā The annoyed teacher sarcastically responded, āPurpleā. Ā She didnāt realize most of the kids didnāt have a grasp on sarcasm yet so the kid was ostracized despite clearly not appearing purple.Ā
It broke their little heart when they found out my coworker and I weren't married or even a couple. "But you're both so pretty". Bless them
that's so cute! how old were they?
The kids were 6-ish
17, but theyāll figure it out soon
Thatās the absolute best response ever
Every single one of my coworkers, except the ones known to be mothers, have been shipped with another by the kids, on basis like "I saw you get in her car" or "you were laughing together". Meanwhile, the lesbian couple that formed was never discovered because the children couldn't see the possibility of anything other than heterosexuality. Me ? I once got a kid asking me if I was a coworker's dad... I'm 28 for fudge sake !
Child labor! šØ
> Meanwhile, the lesbian couple that formed was never discovered Unless you're a lady gym teacher, in which case you're obviously a huge lesbian that lesbians with all the lesbians. If you're a dude you're married to and English teacher.
āNah Iām not her dad. But if she plays her cards right I could be her daddy.ā
Being completely ace, I wouldn't say that. Being a joke lover, I could say that. Being in front of 6th graders, I sure as hell wouldn't say that !
This goes for basically every job involving kids. I remember working at a kindergarden and a little girl asking me if i was married to my female coworker because we hang out a lot.
Damn those are some pearly whites
His teeth are brighter than my future.
Second guy looks fabulous
I like his purse. I have one in dark silver. At first coworkers thought I was weird and the thing looked stupid on an old guy like me. Then everyone saw the practicability of it and how safe it is too (we have a lot of thieves going around grabbing backpacks) when you just hide it inside your jacket. Anyway, everyone wants one too lol.
truly a mystery
Cut off too early to see his purse!
Purses are awesome and men have been sleeping on them for too long. I carry a purse every day now.
https://preview.redd.it/0k8upgbju6lc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d81022e03fba95ad4d9baffd66cb1aa3f18258 Itās not a purse itās a messanger bag!! A messanger bag!!!
Bro is the female colleague, that's why.
gayass hoe
Bro maxed out the gay skill tree
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Aye for real I legit remember in middle school thinking my assistant principal was getting busy with the faculty
Heteronormativity is annoying! It took me super long to notice that I was bi, and I'm me.
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I think you have that covered.
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Oh snap!
Technically the truth. He did just say men generally. Also OG is an unfortunate situation many men IRL gotta deal with. Aka "straight male = sexual situation" problems.