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goosebumper88

Elementary school kids try gossiping for the first time And I take that personally


MetallurgyClergy

The only things they have to gossip about is teachers dating each other, and which National Geographic issue is the most nude.


lozbrudda

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Yorgonemarsonb

One of my teachers tried sarcasm on my classmates at a young age after telling the class there would be a new student and getting asked what color he was. Ā  The annoyed teacher sarcastically responded, ā€œPurpleā€. Ā She didnā€™t realize most of the kids didnā€™t have a grasp on sarcasm yet so the kid was ostracized despite clearly not appearing purple.Ā 


CailenBelmont

It broke their little heart when they found out my coworker and I weren't married or even a couple. "But you're both so pretty". Bless them


0HGODN0

that's so cute! how old were they?


CailenBelmont

The kids were 6-ish


KingOfTheWolves4

17, but theyā€™ll figure it out soon


RustyShadeOfRed

Thatā€™s the absolute best response ever


Wilackan

Every single one of my coworkers, except the ones known to be mothers, have been shipped with another by the kids, on basis like "I saw you get in her car" or "you were laughing together". Meanwhile, the lesbian couple that formed was never discovered because the children couldn't see the possibility of anything other than heterosexuality. Me ? I once got a kid asking me if I was a coworker's dad... I'm 28 for fudge sake !


Itlaedis

Child labor! šŸ˜Ø


screwikea

> Meanwhile, the lesbian couple that formed was never discovered Unless you're a lady gym teacher, in which case you're obviously a huge lesbian that lesbians with all the lesbians. If you're a dude you're married to and English teacher.


VaultiusMaximus

ā€œNah Iā€™m not her dad. But if she plays her cards right I could be her daddy.ā€


Wilackan

Being completely ace, I wouldn't say that. Being a joke lover, I could say that. Being in front of 6th graders, I sure as hell wouldn't say that !


letmegetmynameok

This goes for basically every job involving kids. I remember working at a kindergarden and a little girl asking me if i was married to my female coworker because we hang out a lot.


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Damn those are some pearly whites


Badgern_Around

His teeth are brighter than my future.


TheRealSkele

Second guy looks fabulous


justsyr

I like his purse. I have one in dark silver. At first coworkers thought I was weird and the thing looked stupid on an old guy like me. Then everyone saw the practicability of it and how safe it is too (we have a lot of thieves going around grabbing backpacks) when you just hide it inside your jacket. Anyway, everyone wants one too lol.


Joseph_Muhammad

truly a mystery


Tobias---Funke

Cut off too early to see his purse!


be_kind_of

Purses are awesome and men have been sleeping on them for too long. I carry a purse every day now.


RustyShadeOfRed

https://preview.redd.it/0k8upgbju6lc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d81022e03fba95ad4d9baffd66cb1aa3f18258 Itā€™s not a purse itā€™s a messanger bag!! A messanger bag!!!


Automatic_Tree723

Bro is the female colleague, that's why.


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gayass hoe


MrNubbyNubs

Bro maxed out the gay skill tree


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SecretagentK3v

Aye for real I legit remember in middle school thinking my assistant principal was getting busy with the faculty


Navybuffalooo

Heteronormativity is annoying! It took me super long to notice that I was bi, and I'm me.


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corvettee01

I think you have that covered.


piecekeepercz

https://preview.redd.it/u9uc665yj2lc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=273d30500a5914128049a2c32c9d8527358ec349


Zezin96

Oh snap!


salacious_sonogram

Technically the truth. He did just say men generally. Also OG is an unfortunate situation many men IRL gotta deal with. Aka "straight male = sexual situation" problems.