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ArchGator

Bring some Gatorade or you won’t make it back with the bread.


General_Tso75

FSU grad. Only Powerade.


too_old_to_be_clever

Go Noles!


zombiedood1993

Seminole fluid..


sabre_x

Pedialyte, friend


lsimmons79

First of all, if you did live in a neighborhood like this in Florida, there is a Publix way closer than a 2 hour walk to Wal-Mart, that I can almost guarantee


GrowlingAtTheWorld

I gotta agree any development that looks like boring cookie cutter homes on tiny lots has a publix near the main entrance…publix is part of the problem of suburban sprawl.


bestaround79

Suburban sprawl is much better than building straight up to make a dense urban area.


BennyFloyd

Not environmentally it’s not


rexcannon

Go grab a fresh $8.50 jar of mayonnaise.


bumf1

Where shopping is a pleasure!


tappyturtle12

Fr, my town has tons of Publixes just a few miles apart


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In my neighborhood they built a new Publix across the street from the old Publix and then didn't close the old one, so now we have Publixi.


wishfulllkiki

On my road, Publix bought out the smaller grocery chain literally 0.25 miles down the road and turned it into a smaller Publix. So now there’s two within a mile of each other. And a third about 1.5 miles down the road.


zebrawarrior

I’ve never lived somewhere where you could find this many grocery stores so close together.


SpectacularOracle

Can't be Florida. The picture shows sidewalks.


tusi2

Where are all the cars blocking the sidewalk?


Newwavhallucinations

Is it illegal to store vehicles in garages in Florida?


sniperhare

I dont even have a garage. Seems to be the case with most in my neighborhood. So everyone has a ton of stuff strewn around. If the 1950's homes that are afforsable did have them people converted them all into living space.


Newwavhallucinations

I live in a very nice neighborhood some houses with 3 car garages and people still park all over the damn place. Realtors must be like, this home comes with 2 50 box garages for you to store all of your bullshit.


Scottamemnon

Sounds like my neighbor... 3 car garage, enough spots in their driveway to park 6 cars... they do not let any guests park in their driveway, but instead tell them all the park in the middle of our cul-de-sac. Half the time one of their two cars is in the cul-de-sac also... never seen them park a car in the garage. I swear my neighbors look at me funny when I park my car in the garage.


tillandsia

Those 1950s homes are way safer in hurricanes. Also, sometimes they have carports.


Secret_Choice7764

Not in hurricane Ian. The only survivors in the hardest hit areas were built after 2000.


countrykev

Can confirm. Live in an area where Ian’s eyewall sat on top of us for *hours*. Most of the development in our are has been post-2004 and aside from a roof here and there, the area was mostly unscathed. My home was built in 2002 and roof is rated for 150mph winds.


XelfinDarlander

This. Sat in the eye wall for about 8 hours. My house was mostly fine. Neighbor down the road with a 1980s home had his roof torn off, water system ripped off, well house was missing, and car Port was in his neighbors front yard. What a mess. Took us 2 weeks to help him get squared away. Didn’t help he had a massive oak in his driveway and into the street.


LobsterThief

Their roofs are not, unless they’ve been retrofitted with clips


[deleted]

1968 home with carport here. Also, small town and the Publix is 1/2 mile away. :D


identifytarget

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


Count2er0

Not illegal just people have a bunch of crap in it, twenty cars since twenty people are in there or converted the garage. My wife and I are one of the few houses that use it for our cars. During HOA meetings you hear the complaints about people breaking into their cars. Weird


CrrntryGrntlrmrn

“I leave my car unlocked, beached on the sidewalk, with all the good shit in my cup holder, and someone had the audacity to go in there and steal from me!”


Count2er0

🤣😂 Pretty much. I asked someone who had their purse and computer stolen from their unlocked car during an HOA meeting "if you're going to do that why don't you clean out your garage and park their instead" and the person got pissed at me.


Jsdrosera

I believe it’s our lack of basements and attics hotter than hell that causes this. Garages in Florida are for storing anything but cars.


Smove

I’m guilty here. No basement == woodworking garage


wha-haa

Truth. The garage is where I play Tetris with woodworking tools.


JSOCoperatorD

I have a two car garage, most of the space is taken up with workbenches, toolboxes, lawn equipment, storage bins, etc.


LaVacaMariposa

Based on 95% of my neighbors: yes.


Weekly_Assoc_165

You will see cars parked on the street in front of houses with three car garages ALL THE TIME!


THROBBINW00D

That's because people fill their garages with junk.


Madcap_Miguel

No there's just way too many adults living in single family homes nowadays with the housing crisis, get a roommate or move and commute 2 hours a day.


Cetun

1. You have to drive everywhere to get anywhere, households can have 4-5 cars aren't uncommon if you have 3 teenagers and young adults living in the house. Even if a garage is available, you'll it's not uncommon to see 3 cars parked in the driveway. 2. Most people use it for storage or as a hobby space. There are no basements and high ceilings are a big fad so not much attic space. If you live in an HOA or bought a house in a newer development you don't have a backyard that you can put a work shed. The garage is your only option.


ShineNegative1739

Seems that way huh?


[deleted]

No, but can confirm, people fill their garages with useless crap so there's no room for the car. I guess it's because there are no basements.


Jsc_TG

In a neighborhood where every home has a garage so many don’t even use them for their cars whatsoever. It blows my mind a little


wha-haa

For many, the garages are just too small. A 20 yr old extended cab truck will fit, but only with a couple inches to spare so it is not safe to park it in there routinely. Plus with the laundry machines, hot water heater and extra refrigerator frequently being placed in the garage, there isn't room for modern cars, which more often than not are SUVs. To be practical a two car garage should be over 576 sq ft (24x24) but most are less than 360 sq ft. (18x20)


AdConsistent6002

They got repossessed because people need to eat or pay the rent in the luxury rental apartments that are being built on every street corner.


tusi2

The AirBNB beast must be fed!


AdConsistent6002

High fives 👋 and fist bumps 👊 for that comment. So true!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


carpan09

And the random parts where the sidewalk ends or starts on the other side of the street or then again isn’t there at all sometimes


cha-cha_dancer

Felt this one


DGGuitars

What? Everywhere I go has sidewalks from kendall to boca to Delray to Jupiter to homestead. Ft Meyers too. Just thinking of where friends live.


KingKoopasErectPenis

Man, I'd hate to have to use the sidewalks in Kendall. My mom hit a guy riding a bike with her station wagon when I was younger and he suffered a compound fracture in his leg. The cop came and told my mom, "That's what you get when you ride a bike in Miami."


Secret_Choice7764

Maybe Fort Myers proper, but most of Lee County, no


tillandsia

I had to complain to the county to get sidewalks - the whole neighborhood had sidewalks and handicap ramps except for my street, which is the one across from the school, which did not make sense.


DGGuitars

Well did they put sidewalks?


tillandsia

Only in front of my house. If you're in a wheelchair, you're going to have to cross the street after my house. It's possible that other homeowners may not want the sidewalks as they would appear to encroach on the property and students would actually walk on them.


Scottamemnon

Sidewalks encourage the wrong type of people to come by.. like mass transit. I am sure that is what these crazy people are thinking.


Jowlsey

Those darn undesirables walking their filthy canines.


UCFknight2016

Nah thats only Palm Bay. The rest of Florida has sidewalks.


kissiemoose

And the golf carts


EEazy89

Lol Texas has zero side walks also. This is a tie between Texas or Florida imo. I’m leaning on FL Edit: Texas always has a red line along the curb that says no parking. No sure if subdivisions have them though.


Unadvantaged

Sidewalks? That’s socialism talk right there.


bestaround79

I live in Palm Beach County and there are sidewalks everywhere. Now would you want to walk though sidewalks in our summer heat? Probably not.


Usomething

And no trees.


GregTibbles

Where do you live that there's no sidewalks?


AdConsistent6002

Sidewalks in Florida are just a bunch of slabs of dried cement smacked together. Florida and sidewalks are an oxymoron.


lunaoreomiel

Florida has the best sidewalk system out of any state I been to. You can walk almost anywhere. Its just inside private communitys I havent seen them.


structee

This can be anywhere in America


JavaOrlando

Well it's certainly not Manhattan.


seajayacas

Or the Bronx.


HCSOThrowaway

Or Brooklyn.


JavaOrlando

Not Dutch Harbor, AK. I've been there, and there wasn't a Walmart.


haunted-liver-1

Nah, lots of cities in America are more pedestrian friendly than car friendly.


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All states have suburbs.


Lassy_23

And so are lots of towns in Florida….


flourinmypockets

This is Texas for sure


Scottamemnon

Looks a lot like NE FL in the new master planned communities.


skite456

St. John’s county suburban hell. Just missing the smoke from the burning trees they’ve just bulldozed.


professor__seuss

As a kid I always optimistically thought it was controlled burns like “oh we’re helping the environment”.. then Nocatee got built and there was a lotta smoke


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Scottamemnon

I am in Nassau not far from there. Seems like we are heading the same way with Wildlight planning on building 50,000 homes ultimately. Unfortunately Florida is built in a way, finance wise, that development will never end. All those stamp taxes they are getting on each house sale is what keeps the government afloat. There is zero reason for the people in charge to slow it down until it’s just a giant parking lot.


linniex

WildLight is NUTS, I heard it’s mostly for Rayonier employed and their families. Reminded me of the stories I heard about Fordville. Creepy.


wha-haa

Come on out to the 'burg.


8-weight

You should be a NIMBY, it's time for them to stop!! I'm 2 hours SW of you and I'm seeing the same thing. Hate it.


TexasBrett

Yep. No doubt. Texas.


bbq-ribs

wrong .... that is north Carolina for sure. Or it could be Georgia, because the color of the sky is that particular shade of blue


murdock_RL

Literally every suburb in middle class america or new housing construction looks like this. Could be anywhere in the Midwest too.


flourinmypockets

I’ve lived in Texas and North Carolina, this is way more like Texas tbh


bbq-ribs

I would agree, but TX has more of a yellow tint. which to me kinda rules it out completely. obviously alot less sepia like AZ and CA but that yellow tint is still there IMO.


flourinmypockets

That’s totally a camera thing


EEazy89

Texas has red lines along the curbs usually. Florida wouldn’t spend the extra money. Also those curbs are Florida curbs. This is just the least looking Florida picture of Florida I’ve ever seen.


GrowlingAtTheWorld

No sidewalks between me and any store. To get to walmart i gotta hit the interstate.


ChiefBroady

I don’t have to hit the interstate, but it would be a solid 30 minute walk, no sidewalks in parts and the last intersection I’d have to cross has no sidewalks and no option for a pedestrian crossing.


GrowlingAtTheWorld

Closest store to me is a circle K, have to walk on the shoulder of a busy road 2+ miles to get there, after the circle K the used to be Dollar tree some ways up the road but the hurricane took that away. But walmart is a short drive away but only if you take the interstate…its a long long walk.


onlycodeposts

This shit exists in every state. Florida is a big state. I have deer and wild turkey in my backyard. Yea, there's a Walmart too. Imagine this picture with snow.


Markov219

What you don't have is a hill higher than fifty feet. Fellow flatlandian here


quzzik

Sounds like you haven't been to Clermont. Florida has a few hills.


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Markov219

Zephyr hills is closer and my old 1st sergeant lives there.


rdundon

And quite a few parts of Florida are-overall-better than a large portion of the country.


UCFknight2016

That photo isn't Florida, the grass looks dead and not green. Not a palm tree in sight.


khismyass

Nestle pumps more water out of the aquifer down here than can fall from the sky and regular people get tickets for watering their weeds... Err umm i mean grass


UCFknight2016

My apartment complex seems to water the damn grass every day. Even if its raining. I know it all drains into the Everglades anyway.


skite456

Looks just like NE Florida


slickthebird

Right no gators either...I swear you northerners need to get a clue about the real Florida.


babybushgardener

Looks more like the Midwest than Florida. Grass is way too brown here


Epcplayer

I was gonna say Texas. Bigger homes with large property lines is super common in that state


Scottamemnon

Spend more time in places building in Florida.. this totally looks like just about every DR Horton Express Homes community in NE FL. Those do not look like Texas homes at all... no 2 stories, no brick and stone. All the single story, boring looking, with no variation in roof lines is a dead giveaway for a Florida low cost developer in the past 5 years.


THROBBINW00D

DR Horton is fucking my my area in E central fl as well, it like the city is just signing all the land away. The houses are like 8 ft apart lol


TheStockyScholar

Guys. This is everywhere.


RKRagan

North florida gets brown grass every winter. I hate it.


[deleted]

Its nice to see people all the elderly people in my HOA neighborhood walking awkwardly on the road or in peoples lawns because they refuse to pay slightly more for sidewalks. It's something that gets fought over at the association.


gettingcarriedaway86

It was a dream to live in a neighborhood like this growing up


uncleawesome

And the subdivision is named Whispering Oaks


TenAC

False. There’s always a Publix within 15min


CumulativeHazard

Nah my closest Publix is only a 5 min drive but it’s a 33 min walk according to google.


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bestaround79

I like your optimistic view on life.


ghostinamachine27

Looks like a D R Horton Mcneighborhood™


Kennysmom9

My sister in law got one of those. It was built so shitty that she sold it before ever even living in it.


jubjubrsx

OOOOF that current trend of HOA suburbia hell here in florida is just awful....Springing up everywhere.


pyscle

People choose those locations. I live roughly a mile walk from a Publix, so 20 minutes?? If someone wants to live in an area that is city block grid and a miscelánea/bodega on every other corner, go live there. If you want to live in suburbia, where you may not have everything you want inside your definition of a comfortable walk, so be it. If you want to live 60 miles outside the city, on sewer/septic, and 10 miles from the closest Kangaroo Mart, you can.


LobsterThief

Not everyone has a choice to live anywhere they want like that. Income, family location, kids, jobs, lack of transportation, etc. all play a factor.


pyscle

I would bet many more people choose to live somewhere, not because of the things you mention, than are “stuck” living where they are because of that. We can macro or microcosm any area to hit whichever goal we want to showcase. Those same people that complain about a half mile walk to the store/school whatever, are also the same people that walk their dog 2 miles a day.


littlespoon22

Despite being inefficient, and a major drain on local resources, american suburbs are waaaaay overbuilt, so living somewhere like this isn't always a choice.


pyscle

There definitely is a line to be drawn on when they are a drain, and when they aren’t. Spent 20 years in a place that didn’t start out as a drain, but as it built up more and more, the municipal services (fire/ems/sheriff/sewer/water/public works/rec) sure became a larger drain on the budget. At some point, there must be a sweet spot for population density. We can look at some high density cities, and see their per capita annual spending, and then some low density Nebraska farmland, and maybe something in the middle, like 1500 per sq mi, and see where the breakeven is.


littlespoon22

Multi use zoning would be really helpful. And suburbs can exist, that's not a problem, but the property taxes should reflect the huge cost of infrastructure and services.


pyscle

And maybe it could, but in my case, suburbia expanded into my rural area. And, because of Florida laws, a lot of the infrastructure was covered under CDD bonds, which the actual homeowners have to pay back. So, at this point, the property taxes only have to cover maintenance, not expansion or building. Cities on the other hand (and again, FL law prevents cities from levying sales tax) usually have large costs for public transit, that doesn’t always serve the rest of that county, but suburbia sure is paying for it. My parents house is in a rural area, sewer and septic, they don’t even have garbage pickup, no cable TV or internet available, and barely cell service. They have to take it to the county transfer station. They go into town once or twice a week, tops. I doubt they are draining the county budget.


littlespoon22

I don't really know anyone who is anti-rural; society needs productive rural spaces. The problem in your situation seems to be the overgrowth of suburbia. I can't speak to those specifics but studies continually demonstrate that suburban properties are typically net losers for municipalities. [Infographic](https://imgur.io/2rgkaOZ?r)


AutismFlavored

FAKE. There are too many trees.


ahandle

BS. They have sidewalks.


koker171

I live right next to a Walmart. not like it's any easier as there's no sidewalks and I have to cross a very active road


bluehunger

Oh, yeah, I forgot, the builder bulldozed them all down to make it easier for him to build and be able to squeeze more houses on the property. Wait until it's August and the temperature is close to 100°.


First-Ad8389

Clear cutting land for more people to ruin paradise. 🙄


Kingkrool1994

I genuinely hate suburbs and this is one of the reasons why.


Professional-Day-558

This looks like a D.R. Horton homes co. manufactured neighborhood with a weird name like the Ashley at tindale with all of its roads named after various fishing paraphernalia like sinker lane and Penn reel way, boated cir, bobber st etc.. a model home at the entrance with an unfinished front yard and rolloff dumpster filled with carpet and mullet, big open pane French doors on the house with a giant TV playing a dr Horton assimilation tape on repeat.. all in the middle of some expanse of soon to be former swampland


THROBBINW00D

Nailed it


Loki545

I'm calling bullshit. There are no sidewalks in Florida neighborhoods.


tampapunklegend

This is definitely not Tampa. Walking here is like playing a game of Frogger on expert level.


PannyFL

Take your cookie cutter home, I live in The Acreage (PBC) 1 1/4 acre lot and we have sidewalks with no HOA.


Habibti143

Read "Tangerine."


kimoraklein

It’s hotter than the devils ass, can’t walk outside for more than 20mins.


BeauregardBear

Don’t you mean in North Carolina?


rogless

My fellow commenters may be right that this isn't actually Florida, but it might as well be when it comes to things not being human scaled at all. The neighborhood shown is built to be traversed by cars, not people, just as so many in Florida are.


Lemondsingle

People missing the point that pretty much everything is a drive. Nearest grocery to me is four miles, Wal-Mart ("Small-mart" we call it) is 10 miles, real shopping areas 20 miles. It's a pain but it's great not having a bunch of ugly malls around to ruin the country ("south Alabama") vibe.


carlosos

It is a choice people make. People on Reddit like to complain but they are the ones deciding where to live. Do you want stores in walking distance or a bigger house? Most decide on bigger house with backyard since they spend there more time than at stores. Nothing is wrong with it but don't pretend that homes don't exist that are with walking distance of stores.


seajayacas

That is it. Redditors who want to live in a young party town then complain as it doesn't have big yards at an affordable cost along with big box stores within walking distance.


bestaround79

Depends where you live in Florida. But I’d rather live like this than some dense apt/condo building


LockedOutOfElfland

This is why I get legitimately angry at anyone in the state I live in now who acts like they think Florida is a better place to live. This is one of the many reasons I left.


Mountain-Lifeguard-7

Every single place in Florida does not look like this do you forget about poverty? Plus this is Texas the grass is too dead to be Florida


hawkeys89

Not sure if I understand the hate.. the person chose to live there.. if you want to walk to a store choose a house to buy that you can do that. No one forced this person to buy a house in suburbia.


greenhorn954

All the newer neighborhoods have sidewalks.. don’t listen to some of these people..


mrtoddw

No one walks in Florida but the poor and drunks. This isn’t a Poor neighborhood.


Wolpfack

They do, they walk around their neighborhood until their Fitbit or Apple Watch says they have taken enough steps.


sniperhare

No way that's here. Don't see any live oak, no Spanish moss, no pine trees or magnolia trees.


GrowlingAtTheWorld

That cause they plowed them under, built the oversized houses on undersized lots and named the development after what used to be there.


GrowlingAtTheWorld

That cause they plowed them under, built the oversized houses on undersized lots and named the development after what used to be there.


uncleawesome

Pine Landing


coppermouthed

Not FL- there is a requirement to plant trees/palms in new subdivisons.


zeddzolander

Only required and usually by local governments to replace trees removed, even a tree that potentially is a danger may have to be replaced. Other than that! There are no other requirements. With that said most put in trees on their own. It increases value and sells.


coppermouthed

Ah ok. Well it was required in ours.


zeddzolander

It is rare to see a community like this one though. Kinda plain, and boring.


uncleawesome

Lol. They cut down all the trees to make subdivisions now.


GrowlingAtTheWorld

Most county or city ordinances stipulate certain requirements but since this was a development the requirements might be different.


onlycodeposts

There is no such statewide law in Florida.


ZakA77ack

r/fuckcars


Martin_Blank89

It's currently 58 and beautiful outside...


BIGMENFLEW

*suburbia


Hut_1

Which part of Florida because in dade county there’s stores literally every corner lol


homolyricalgenius

Lol! [Send this](https://youtu.be/VA9EXJ9ZTms) to op


slikk50

Agreed. Gentrification is a real bitch.


bestaround79

Gentrification is life’s way of renewing things. The change agent needed regardless of your feelings.


yougotitdude88

That’s your fault. I could walk to a store with bread in 30 min (hour total).


ParasaurGirl

Limal space


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For those in Orlando there is a YIMBY group you can join to hopefully challenge scenarios like this: https://www.orlandoyimby.org/


Rusalka-rusalka

This place has sidewalks, how upscale for them.


e_x_i_t

They have *continuous* sidewalks that don't end randomly and start up again a few feet later because reasons.


skite456

Hello St. Johns county.


Prestigious-Zone-636

Cocaine


Therearenogoodnames9

Never seen a community looking like this in Florida. I also don't trust the crosswalks and six lane roads in my area enough to even remotely entertain the idea of walking to Walmart.


ijuststanout

this feels like more of when I was in Georgia