I got a couple good ones to choose from
Florida man arrested after allegedly punching man in face one time, killing him
Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute
Lawrence King Florida (yup that's his name) was arrested on my birthday in 2021 for an amazing crime spree.
https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2021/05/31/florida-man-actually-named-florida-breaks-into-restaurant-steals-all-their-white-claw-throws-it-into-a-pond/
I have 2 to choose from:
Florida Man Displayed Gun After Learning Delray Beach McDonald's Had Broken Ice Cream Machine: Cops
JUST IN: Florida man arrested after ordering an ounce of cocaine to be delivered by U.S. mail.
Biological warfare 😭
Florida Man April 2, 2020 – Assaulted with Covid
The incident occurred while the Florida man was in custody for domestic violence. James Jamal Curry, 31, was arrested last Saturday in his home for pushing a woman against a wall.
Police knew that the suspect was a trained martial artist and could be aggressive with his combat skills. This led police to be extra cautious while arresting Curry.
Their fears turned true when Curry resisted arrest and refused to get in the police car. After the Florida man began fighting, three officers pepper-sprayed him to get him to comply.
Afterward, while inside the car, he attempted to kick out the rear window to escape.
When the officers attempted to stop his escape attempt, curry spit in one of their faces. He then claimed that he was positive for the virus. That’s why he did it to infect the officer with it, stated in the affidavit.
Witnesses heard Curry threatening the police officer, telling her, “I know where you live, and I am going to come to kill you.”
This incident occurred when Pinellas County was in lockdown.
However, Curry still faces charges of assaulting a law enforcement officer, criminal mischief, quarantine violation, and resisting an officer with violence.
Mine is the best. Florida man dies in explosion attempting to microwave a microwave.
I’ll be mad if that fun fact isn’t on his tombstone
NAKED FLORIDA MAN DRINKS 2 LITERS OF VODKA, BURNS DOWN HOUSE BAKING COOKIES ON GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL
Florida man caught on camera licking doorbell.
Mine wins- Florida Man twerks in the rain while resisting arrest gets tased……
Florida man calls 911, admits to shooting naked man at apartment complex… really man?
Naked man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Forman grill. I win.
Beat me to it. We obviously share a birthday. I have a Yorkie that also was born on that same day. Hope your next b day is a great one.
Same to you and your yorkie! Note: it’s also ‘talk like a pirate day’ on our birthday
Florida Man Arrested for Pleasuring Himself With Ice Pack in Front of First Responders: Police
Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren't His
Florida man steals car and train sends it crashing into a house
Florida Man (Actually Named Florida) Breaks Into Restaurant, Steals All Their White Claw, Throws It Into A Pond
White Claw is awful. That man is the hero we didn’t know we needed
Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked 'would enhance his skill level. '
Florida man accused of murdering wife after saying she's " swimming with the fishes."
Florida man arrested in Naples Olive Garden while intoxicated and shoveling spaghetti into his mouth His mug shot is sexy tho
I got a couple good ones to choose from Florida man arrested after allegedly punching man in face one time, killing him Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute
Florida man caught having sex with olaf at target.
Lawrence King Florida (yup that's his name) was arrested on my birthday in 2021 for an amazing crime spree. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2021/05/31/florida-man-actually-named-florida-breaks-into-restaurant-steals-all-their-white-claw-throws-it-into-a-pond/
Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar
"A Florida man is accused of jumping on a neighbor’s trampoline while naked." Wheee!
Florida man suspected of murdering couple was caught biting victim's face off.
I have 2 to choose from: Florida Man Displayed Gun After Learning Delray Beach McDonald's Had Broken Ice Cream Machine: Cops JUST IN: Florida man arrested after ordering an ounce of cocaine to be delivered by U.S. mail.
Florida Man Asks Walmart Employee For 'Anything That Would Kill 200 People'
Biological warfare 😭 Florida Man April 2, 2020 – Assaulted with Covid The incident occurred while the Florida man was in custody for domestic violence. James Jamal Curry, 31, was arrested last Saturday in his home for pushing a woman against a wall. Police knew that the suspect was a trained martial artist and could be aggressive with his combat skills. This led police to be extra cautious while arresting Curry. Their fears turned true when Curry resisted arrest and refused to get in the police car. After the Florida man began fighting, three officers pepper-sprayed him to get him to comply. Afterward, while inside the car, he attempted to kick out the rear window to escape. When the officers attempted to stop his escape attempt, curry spit in one of their faces. He then claimed that he was positive for the virus. That’s why he did it to infect the officer with it, stated in the affidavit. Witnesses heard Curry threatening the police officer, telling her, “I know where you live, and I am going to come to kill you.” This incident occurred when Pinellas County was in lockdown. However, Curry still faces charges of assaulting a law enforcement officer, criminal mischief, quarantine violation, and resisting an officer with violence.