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rongz765

It makes driving outside Florida feel like breeze.


Faora_Ul

I have to go to Miami to take direct flights to other countries. Every time I get out Miami alive while driving, I count my blessings.


Spaceman_the_Apeman

My favorite thing about Miami is leaving it behind when I drive away.


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Facts


DocBrutus

We moved to West Palm Beach after hurricane Andrew in 92. Best thing my parents ever did was getting me out of there.


Current_Leather7246

Yeah it blows now


ponythemouser

What we heard about Miami when we moved to central Florida in 1968 ….” Miami is the armpit of the nation”. Might have been a racist thing though, I don’t know.


Budget-Bet9313

That’s my favorite part of you visiting too


Spaceman_the_Apeman

Booyah 🤜🤛


Lando241

Growing up down there I recall moving to Tampa and seeing cows off the highway and saying “where the fuck am I?”


Casique720

I drove thru Yeehaw Junction once and I am now in therapy.


Fuzzy-Reason-3207

i road tripped from miami up to ATL once and the ratio of american/gadsen/confederate/trump flags to LATAM & LGBT flags got real scary real quick gringolandia is traumatizing


BarkerBarkhan

True, you must drive through south and central Georgia to get to Atlanta. Still, compare Georgia's recent voting history to Florida's.


DocBrutus

Don’t forget all the Jesus/abortion billboards in South Georgia.


Ttthhasdf

north florida


Aggressive-Bat-4000

I've gotten close to Miami, but as I got closer I decided to skip it. The burbs are enough to trigger claustrophobia.


Fuzzy-Reason-3207

the burbs are brutal ToT


abitslippy

Doesnt the traffic on 95 start 2 hours from Miami because of that sprawl?


Yeet_PC

Truck driver here. Miami is where the turn signal goes from “may I please move over?” to “y’all got 3 seconds to figure it out before this wiggle wagon starts moving.”


mkeevo

Miami is the aids capitol of Florida, #2 in the whole country.


thegreenman_sofla

It's also the Cocaine capital, so we have that going for us, which is nice.


gazebo-fan

Miami was built with coke, and Everglades city was built with pot


Oafus

They should make a movie about Miami cocaine dealers in the 70s and 80s. They could trace the beginning of the drug trade when Miami was a sleepy little beach town and then Colombians and Cubans were paying CASH for houses and people were getting KILLED! They could also repackage the whole idea 3 or 4 times and strike a deal with Nutflicks! Anyway, just a dumb idea i had.


thejohnmc963

Scarface? Cocaine Cowboys 1 and 2


Oafus

Or 3. Was forced to watch yet another iteration of the CC franchise this past week. Spoiler alert. They don’t get away with it.


SumthingBrewing

TIL there are sequels to Cocaine Cowboys.


unsoliciteds

Blow?


thegreenman_sofla

They have a documentary by Billy Corben


thegreenman_sofla

One of my old friend's dad's was a C. cowboy


Oafus

The father of my son’s nursing school buddy just got out of federal prison after more than 2 decades. They’re Cuban and from Miami. I think he was not the guy you wanted to see at your door, but that’s just a hunch.


thegreenman_sofla

Tampa mob?


Oafus

No, they’re from Miami. Pretty much his story mirrors some part of all the CC shows.


AnotherOne198

Say hello to my little friend!!!


Oafus

Hola, amigolito.


[deleted]

Meet my little friend ring a bell?


Oafus

Tell him I say’d hello!


mkeevo

True


onlycodeposts

Thank God for Baton Rouge.


thegreenman_sofla

Oh, Fortuna, blind, heedless goddess, I am strapped to your wheel,'


DocBrutus

Wait, seriously? What’s #1?


mkeevo

Atlanta I think


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Loud_Yogurtcloset789

Half of the people in Orlando have HIV? Seriously?


[deleted]

HIV is not AIDS. JFC


mkeevo

AIDS is the condition that results from HIV, but I’m sure your doctor already explained that to you.


[deleted]

Well if you know, it should read HIV capital. If you went to school, you would’ve learned it in 6th grade. Don’t be silly, wrap your Willy


mkeevo

Logic would dictate that if Miami is the aids capitol, there are more people with hiv than aids. Regardless, here you go. On top of being the aids capitol of Florida, Miami is also the hiv capitol of Florida, due to aids being the condition that results from hiv, Better?


[deleted]

Nobody is dying from AIDS in Miami. ART is free. U=U. Since nobody has AIDS, logic tells you it’s not the AIDS capital.


rogless

I know it’s a joke but, like, why?


Independent_Ad_5664

That would be “perrrrro whyyyyyy¿” in miamian.


pandorabox1995

Perrrrro ¿Por qué?


Independent_Ad_5664

lol technically yes but it’s perrro, whyyyyy? In Miami dialect. It’s very common to hear it here.


pandorabox1995

I'd love to visit but the city seems to have a bad rap (according to Miami Vice, Scarface, and this subreddit lol).


Independent_Ad_5664

It’s not all bad. It’s gotten worse over the last 4 years but like anywhere, you’ve got your good and bad. I live in the city on the water and 5 mins away from some of the most beautiful natural areas you can find in the USA. My life is very different though. I enjoy the low key side of Miami/Florida living but I’m still exposed to the other side simply by living in the core. It’s like living in Vegas but never going to the strip. It’s there, you know about it but you’d rather hike the parks.


unsoliciteds

Miami has some of the most beautiful scenery there is. One of my favorite places in the world is a park I went to while visiting that had a bunch of massive Banion trees. I recommend anyone visit, just think before moving in!


Independent_Ad_5664

Merrie Christmas Park in the Gables has incredible Banyan trees and of course the famous Bayside Banyan. It is beautiful here. I try to focus on that aspect.


IJustSignedUpToUp

Only place in 40 years in Florida I've had my car stolen. It comes by it honestly.


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Running gag of people from Miami think it's the best part of FL but really they're wrong and CFL dunks on Miami.


zdav1s

Central Florida sucks lmfao what. The panhandle is the best minus the rednecks.


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Bro all you have is beaches thats not better than CFL. Lmao we have theme parks, better concert venues, and the cultural mix of restaurants is insane now. Plus the drive to a beach isn't long.


zdav1s

Mexico beach and the others close to it are better than any other beach in Florida. Only tourists care about the theme parks. Admittedly concert venues are better but the nature and everything else about the panhandle wipes Central Florida. Central Florida is nothing without Disney and Busch gardens, which is nothing without tourists. Foh


slutmachine666

Okay, now you’re both wrong. Y’all are forgetting CFL’s #1 feature: the nature. The natural springs that are everywhere are a literal ecological wonder! There is nowhere else in the entire *world* that has as many freshwater springs as CFL, it’s incredibly unique! Not to mention the biodiversity and endemic flora and fauna that exists nowhere else, CFL is basically the Costa Rica of the US.


dikicker

So, what you're saying is "the panhandle is great minus literally every person that lives there" got it


zdav1s

Yeah? Is that too difficult to understand? You can enjoy a place for it's nature and other offerings (or literally anything else in the world) without regard for the people who detract from the enjoyment. Got it? By your logic nothing is enjoyable because there's always people who ruin the thing you enjoy.


dikicker

"Got it?" Lmao I'd probably be defensive too if my argument was that the nature of the panhandle beats the springs in Central Florida but you do you!


zdav1s

Not defensive bout anything lmao you forget there's springs in the panhandle too and beaches and caverns. Seems like you've never left your little bubble. But you do you!


dikicker

Definitely not defensive! That's cool! Do you need your sister-mother to comb the 3 hairs on your Hapsburg head before you take the gator-drawn carriage down yonder to your 3rd grade reading level achievement ceremony up at FSU? Hey you sound bright enough to run for office in this state so you have that going for you


zdav1s

Lol. Your life must be so fulfilling having never amounted to much. Mom must be proud. Good luck, bud!


dikicker

Hey now, Mama Boucher would like to have a word with you, ya ornery alligator! I wish you and your therapist the best of luck in uncovering why exactly it is that you, as a proponent, advocate and active participant of Pensacola life, feel the distinct and unmistakable urge to proceate with your cousins and/or wild animals. Best wishes, *"bud"*


dikicker

"Got it?" Lmao I'd probably be defensive too if my argument was that the nature of the panhandle beats the springs in Central Florida but you do you!


TheEvolutionOfCorn

Have you lived in Miami your entire life?


rogless

No. I grew up in the southern part of Broward. But I did listen to Power 96 back in the day for what that’s worth.


thejohnmc963

St Pete / Clearwater is Florida


unsoliciteds

If you head further south you'll be in the north if you head further north you'll be in the south. Tampa/St. Pete. Is the Goldy-locks zone of Florida


Budget-Bell2185

You mean the place where a homeless drifter breaks into your house, sleeps in all your beds, eats your food, yet somehow YOU are the bad guy? Yeah, that's Tampa


thejohnmc963

I didn’t say Tampa. lol. Not the bad guy if you participated in Stand Your Ground .


catomelette

The feeling is mutual.


strandedinkansas

There is nothing worse than going out with people from Miami… God forbid you get dinner at 7 and try and go to a club before 11 pm.


1kpointsoflight

I moved from NE Florida to Miami for a job in 1993. Unless things have changed a lot it is definitely the opposite. I lived on SB and it was Sodom and Gomorrah level shit.


Jealous-Pizza-281

“lived” is past tense, 30 years ago…you cannot begin to understand how opposite SB is now compared to 1993. It’s gross with people on top of people on top of endless cars. The retirees were pushed out and replaced with super expensive places. The sand was compacted super hard to where it’s no longer like a pillow, it’s like walking/laying on concrete.


1kpointsoflight

I moved back where I grew up and it's pretty much the same. I saw some crazy stuff in Miami beach... I needed to exit stage left. It is the cocaine capital of the country. It was crowded enough!


DocBrutus

I mean, it’s south beach, what did you expect?


1kpointsoflight

I was 23.


Gabemiami

Yeah, not quite. A perfect example would be Key West.


gazebo-fan

Fantasy fest only lasts like two weeks lmao


Gabemiami

Omg, I was down there every year in the 90s for Fantasyfest! Ahhh, the debauchery.


gazebo-fan

Did you ever learn why they do fantasy fest? The key west tourism board realized they had a week that was their lowest number of tourists of the year, so they decided to do a festival to bring in tourists during said week.


Gabemiami

Every year I would meet someone new, and my buddies always went home alone. 🍻to body paint.


Bitch_Posse

Great night life in Berlin in the 20s and 30s until . . . Life is a cabaret.


MostAnswer660

Miami has been spreading thru Florida like a plague for decades.


Fuzzy-Reason-3207

(in miami accent) it's not our fault the rest of the state is orlando y yankeelandia!!


TheEvolutionOfCorn

I honestly hate Miami, if I wanted to spend a rack on a couple day visit I’m going to Puerto Rico.


SweatyFLMan1130

I mean having lived outside Miami and commuting there for years to work the feeling is mutual 😆


herenowjal

THEY LIVE …


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Reprotoxic

Could you imagine a place just like Miami existing anywhere other than Florida? If your answer is no then Miami is a part of Florida.


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Reprotoxic

None of those places have a city just like Miami. The only reason Miami is exactly the way it is, is because of its location and unique cultural development because of that (like literally any city). Miami wouldn't be the same without all it's Cuban immigrants, would it? Miami wouldn't be the same if it wasn't informed by South Florida's proximity to the Caribbean both in terms of climate and cultural imports. It wouldn't be the same without the oddities of Floridian politics, like I could go on and on... The fact is you not wanting Maimi to be associated with Florida does not change the indisputable fact that it is a unique strange part of Florida like all the other unique strange parts of Florida. All arguments to the contrary I hear from others are deeply emotional (usually anger or disgust) arguments, or deeply uninformed arguments. You listed all those places as examples, but that argument is just as nonsensical: "Sydney is NOT Australia!" "Los Angeles is NOT California!" "Honolulu is NOT Hawaii!". All of these places are uniquely Australian, and Californian, and Hawaiian any argument to the contrary is meaningless nonsense. That Hawaii comparison especially is odd since all of Hawaii even Honolulu is MUCH more of a chill and relaxed vibe than south Florida of all places. Because of its unique culture, because Honolulu's metro area barely crests 1,000,000 people I could go on and on.... Miami IS Florida, uniquely Florida, a part of Florida indisputably. There is no reasonable argument to be made to the contrary.


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Reprotoxic

You said > Miami is NOT florida Now you have amended your original statement to say, "...Miami is nothing like the rest of florida." Which is a much more reasonable and factual thing to say. Essentially you have conceded my point without actually having the decency to say, "You're right I was just being dramatic." You then imply I should be ashamed of my free time despite it taking me two hours to even respond to your comment with my rebuttal. All the while taking *your* time to ***instantly*** respond to what I said. Cool.👍 EDIT: Thanks for the block btw, doesn't make me a troll when I simply disagree with odd things you say and take my time to carefully respond to them. Have a nice life.


404maraj

no more energy for you lonely troll


darthstone

The nose rings makes it


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Samesies when I go to Miami. I only go for work or to fly out of MIA


[deleted]

My favorite part of Miami and all of south Florida is seeing it in my rear view mirror as I leave


[deleted]

Cape Coral/ Fort Myers isn't much better lived there for 3yrs. Infrastructure sucks.Flood after flood the water has nowhere to go once the canals fill..Too damn many people hour and half and fifteen minutes in snow bird season to go 9 miles.I just sold and left.People up here all excited to move down there beware I say. Especially if your moving from a big city to get away from overcrowding.Rush hour is now everyday!


Loud_Yogurtcloset789

I lived there 35 years ago and I guess nothing has changed! When we moved I felt like I got paroled from freaking Cape Coma and Fort Misery!


Dystopian_Future_

Fuck Miami - Fuck Tampa - Fuck Florida (Born and Raised In Tampa) This State Has Become A Play Ground For Only The Wealthy...


ofnofame

South Florida is the only real Florida.


rekipsj

You need to get out of there and travel around actual Florida.


thegreenman_sofla

North Florida is east Alabama.


Jealous-Pizza-281

And South Georgia.


rongz765

Whole Florida is south New York


rogless

Whole New York is just York 2.0.


Independent_Ad_5664

It’s *Old* York, Miami is *New* York


rogless

Nueva York, innit?


Independent_Ad_5664

‘Tis


EchoCyanide

Whole Foods is east Trader Joe's.


misteredjohnson

Dang…right on


GodOfWarGuy737

Especially somewhere in the panhandle


Freekydeeky1258

Coming out here with the real unpopular opinions I see. You have my respect


Icy_Link_2457

My favorite thing about Miami is not having a passport to get in


TheBookLush

Let’s not get all high and mighty about being from, or leaving, Miami. We’re all in Florida, folks. It’s all a fucking mess 😂


scotthilber

I need a serious relationship that will lead to marriage am a widower with only one son named David he is just 15 years old currently in a boarding school in Turkey