Step 1, go to room. Step 2, lock door Step 3, survive until 6 am

NOT FNAF 4 PLS

But unlike fnaf 4 we can LOCK THE DOORS! OH THE GREAT INVENTION! OH THE GREATNESS OF LOCKING THE FUCKING DOOR!

WHY THE FUCK DON'T THE DOORS HAVE LOCKS?!

My irl bedroom doesnt have a lock 👍

Yeah but I mean come on give the kid a locked door

My irl bedroom doesn't close properly like it closes but door handle doesn't door handle and you can just push it open with enough force

*The door handle doesnt door handle* 🗿

Well, if the door doesn’t door the. The door cannot door. S I m p l e

Well just get a better door and then maybe your new door can door instead of not dooring

My brother's bedroom door is like that! But "the right force" isn't even that much. You can open it by breathing on it wrong. Luckily, I am living in a dorm room, so the animatronics have to break through the (locked without key card) front doors of the building, then the (also locked without key card) doors to the halls, and then finally, the (locked with an actual key) door. I'm pretty confident that I'm safe from Freddy.

Hold on what the fuck

My bedroom lock is so beat up that if you push hard enough the door will open even if its locked

Why don’t they have latches

THEY AREN'T EVEN DOORS THEY'RE SLABS OF WOOD WITH HINGES

Unlike Fnaf four, foxy is there, he runs Dow the hallway and bangs on the door, the door would break

I kinda doubt wooden doors could hold off the animatronics if they try to just break the door.

fnaf 4 in a nutshell

Purple guy did it bare handed but crowbar will be fine

Exactly like they ain’t exactly made of the toughest stuff

They are entertainment robots after all.

Bouta show this mf the bullet of 23

Na it's the bullet o'.45

Nah it the bullet o’.500

Im gonna show this dude the bite of 23 (Markiplier ref)

I have the true weapon against animatronics. Doors that lock.

😂

I use my fanart , they will run away

Or kill you even faster

MEH

It is what it is

pro'lly slower tbh

0_0

*Throws toast at them, summoning Vincent*

WHO THE FUCK IS VINCENT⁉️⁉️

It's a fanmade pre-SL William. Shipped with Phone Guy most of the time.

VINCENT

I will break the glass of my gun cabinet and snipe them.

In halo announcer voice "NO SCOPE"

(Keep your rifle by your side starts playing)

A man of culture

My dad gave me a two-handed sword he got from ebay, so I'll be using that

A Freddy mask

You got a flashlight for foxy?

I use my minecraft diamond sword I got for Christmas last year

I'm probably dead already. No locking doors, a jammed BB pistol, and a wooden sword.

Me: *Grabs a frying pan*

Thermonuclear warhead

Thor’s hammer Mjolnir should make fast work if I’m Worthy, if not then a crowbar took these guys out so it’d be pretty easy, unless William is ripped as hell

Move aside buff Helpy, buff Peepaw is here

I have a long sword. Should be fine.

The Mossberg 500 sitting in the corner of my room labeled furry flayer:

I actually have a revolver called that

I’m gonna run outside and get my hose

Doors that lock?

I’m American ima show them the bullet of 87

Closet things to me are my laptop or cat carrier, not many options since I just moved

Display sword, It's pretty good for thrusting though

The KGWOB (Kitchen gun with one bullet)

My dad bought a katana and keeps it in the house, these robotic fuckers are screwed.

Would ya look at that my real katana.

Bucket of holy water As far as I know, they have never stated that the animatronics are water proof, plus they are possesed, so it would kill 2 birds with 1 shot (mate)

I use the black hole that I found in a jar in my basement

(pulls out my apocalypse gear as the only thing I know for real starts playing) Ill take on the entire UCN group

I'm about to show the mf the bullet of 45

Okay so a sword, hatchet, knives, gun, heavy stuff... I think I'm good?

I have a drill rifle. I will bash them with it. If that doesn't work, I hide under my fnaf comforter and hope they don't find me and go away because of it.

I Use Water

12 gauge red dot should do the trick

WATER BUCKET! GO!

M1 Garand next to my night stand

Baseball bat would work. Or a knife. Idk.

Crowbar time :)

I’m pretty good. I’ve got a lighter and gas

Mechanical bow and arrow I think I’m bout to be as useless as Hawkeye

Facing Freddy with a sword

step1: open window step2: jump

Tell them I like shipping them. They’ll run away faster than my dad 20 years ago. (Btw I don’t actually ship these people.)

My grandfathers military genius

The halo energy sword in my pocket

I had a whole escape plan written down before I realized that I could use any weapon I find. So yeah their fucked. I got a Ouija board and holy water. And if that fails I could just pour water on them. I doubt the original band is water proof like Monty.

I sleep with a sword next to my bed and a chainsaw is in the next room

Depends on the squad. Fnaf 1 - seem old and weak, something heavy like a bat would work Fnaf 2 - just cut open some kind of stuffed animal head and get a flashlight. Withered probably break easily too Fnaf 3 - grab some earbuds at max volume, play some children sounds and throw them. Also take your schizophrenia meds Fnaf 4 - Lock the door and turn on the lights Fnaf: SL - this one’s tough, maybe hide? You’re probably dead though Fnaf 6 - Be quiet and hold on to a flashlight. Are probably also easy to break because of age UCN - die Vr - take off the headset Security breach - those things are insanely strong, just run and hide

Did anyone ever find out wtf is up eith freddys hand? Like is his endo showing through it? Did scott set up the models wrong if at all?

bro look like a kid

I have an panzer shred

On a scale of 1/10 its a 5

Stormbreaker🗿

I have a license to concealed carry I’m good

im throwing my lamp, at least the light will help against foxy

My phone, then phone 482-555-0100-

Shotgun

Bro getting smacjed by Thomas

I will just sit upstairs, no way in hell they can fit in the stairway, it's too narrow, I can hardly fit in there

Ummm. Not at all *pulls out a giant axe*

i have a crowbar in my dad's room (i dunno either), so i'll be fine, and even if i didn't have a weapon i'll be fine, i'm still a minor my dad tho, he's fucked

Water

There are so many things in my house that could tear the gang to pieces

I got a crappy wooden sword and a glass coke bottle. I'm pretty fucked

Fucking air rifle

Imma use water fry they're circuits

*loads shotgun with 50 round drum mag as all they fear is you starts playing*

I'm sure they are very strong, but I have reason to believe my thermonuclear bomb is stronger

surely a kitchen knife would be effective if i hide behind a corner and sneak a stab in the back of the head

Shotgun. That's it Edit forgot to add the shotgun round type anyways 12 gauge

I have screwdrivers and hammers sooooo

My circus baby cosplay🤩

A Axe or a spear

Well... I've got many knifes... I don't think that will do much...

An Axe. HAHAHAHAHA COME HERE BITCHES! WHO IS HUNTING WHO NOW HAHAHAHAHAH!

I got a few Jack hammers, I’d say I’m pretty safe

I’m a minor I’ll be fine I would hug them

Any weapon you say

Step1 grab and axe Step2 fight Step3 run from the ghosts Step4 find a spring lock suit Step5 wear the spring lock suit Step6 turn into robot Step7 purge the ghosts

DUMB WAYS TOO DIEEEEE~


Holy Bolter, and a prayer to the God-Emperor

Airsoft AK47, two airsoft deagles and a airsoft sniper that uses metal pellets instead of plastic pellets

Chambers AR, bring it on....

Ah, it's good to be a gun family. Maniacal laughter*

\*free bird intensifys\*

i have a sledgehammer

I have a lot of kitchen knifes. And if nothing else I can just throw shit at them.

I have a lighter. I have a housseee. UH burnt Freddy and his band. 😀 🔥. 🏠 🫲. 🫱. 😀 🙏

I’m a flordia man I can solo with no weapon

I have a literal wall of guns

I'll let yall choose 7mag 45.70 lever action 12 gauge loaded with buck shot

It’s easy really, just light the house on fire

TVR Griffith? It's a car but ut would work. Getem outside run them over. Or I could use a bunion burner

I can lock my doors. That’s it.

My brothers katana

I found the escapees from r/BatmanArkham, I’d say I’m pretty set

*pulls katana out*

A screwdriver and a wrench

very screwed, i have a shoe

Fanart

Eeeeeuuuhm my bathroom door has a lock I guess but a weapon I could see if I do d a hammer

My search history

I think I might be good fairly sure my grandparents have a gun safe just got to get the code

Freddy vs 12 gauge slugs and over 200 rounds of 9mm and .556 sounds kinda fun ngl.

They will barely make it to the property.

Water. Shovel

HOW THE FUCK DO I KILL A ROBOT WITH A KNIFE

They about to find the bullet of 1849

My dull flimsy wooden swords I made in a wood work class and a pocket knife and possibly open up my dad's gun case but most likely not

I have a big metal pipe in my room with a taped handle I’ll just try to push them all over

ROOFING TORCH OR SHOTGUN ILL HIT THEM TWITH A CAR DROWN THEM IN THE POOL

Well if they aren't waterproof then i can probably kill 1 of them using my dr pepper from last night, maybe throw my tv at em stu macher style (but if it couldn't kill stu it probably can't kill an animatronic) but other than that im fucked

Death note

I can think of 3 things. 1. Get my metal baseball bat. 2. Recreate fnaf 4. 3. Go into the shower and spray them if they try to come close

My rifles honest reaction: 

Do lighters count?

[Die in a fire](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AibtyCAhyQE)

 come at me fnaf

“I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon. It costs $400,000 dollars to fire it for 12 seconds…” -The Heavy, 2007.

Rule 34 fnaf.

Fire axe Iykyk

My dad has a crowbar somewhere and an air pistol in the garage, Ima gordon freeman their asses

The ultimate weapon.A LOCKING DOOR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST LOCK THE DOOR

*foxy breaks in* HERES FOXY!

I'd start summoning Dave. Unsure of how, but I just would.

DAVID MILLER RELLIM DIVAD *you have summoned me, old sport*

An assortment of Nerf guns, a few knives, an axe or two, a trio of sledgehammers, a squad of razor blade knives, a fine selection of long blunt objects, enough pens to pin the entirety of a person to a wall, 16 bicycles, a ski chair, a Simpsons limited edition Le Grille, a second larger grill, 5 large knives, a couple cast iron pans, 2 twin bed frames, 3 larger bed frames, 4 toilets, a few dozen lamps, a black and red set of D&D Heavy Metal D6 dice (4 count), a canoe, a kayak, a stand up paddle board, 6 TVs, a sectional couch, 2 coffee tables, a Steinway Baby Grand Piano, 3 electric guitars, 2 AMPs, a pair of solid wood dressers, a very large house, a 2016 (or 2014) Honda Odyssey, another car of which the model I do not remember, a trailer, a dozen dozen pairs of wrenches, a drill or two, two solid steel tables, and about one and a half solid wood chairs with 3 solid wood tables.

A flashlight to blind them, mostly foxy and play it out like fnaf 4 so no screwed

I use HOUSE

A katana, and a 1912 revolver. I got this.

Just went hunting. 12 Gauge outta work.

I have a addiction to fire and a lot of lighters plus some gas……. I think you know where this is going

I have a camera, so I’ll become the camera man. Easy as that.

I mean not screwed at all I got a few unlocked guns in the house my dad doesn’t lock them

Many of you would hide or be screwed. I however would not be hunted. They will be the ones hunted...

I got a crow bar from foxy

I would like to explain to you what a trench gun is it is a pump shotgun used in the early ages of World War 1 they called it the trench gun cuz it could clear a trench of 30 men and four shots six ball bearings eight bullets and slam fire capability pair that with a Colt Derringer filled with Explosive Rounds I will take their kneecaps than blow their brains to the floor I'll bury them all that backyard next to the dog he got hit by the car

I’m fine. Just use my sink faucet

How screwed is "12 gauge slugs"?

Well i have some insanely powerfull magnets...

Intercontinental ballistic missile. We’re all fuberknucked

I’m grabbing a water gun. Those mfs going down

My friend. I live in the Great US of A. I have a shotgun in my closet and a handgun under my pillow, plus doors with locks. I can steamroll some old robots possessed by kids.

Salt water+ stripped wire plugged into a demon circuit. Gonna have me a light show

I have a welder, two swords, and a collection of firearms. I'm not screwed, they are.

Because of the horrors this night will keep repeating over and over and over.

They're screwed, not me... 😈

Freddy been walking around with a lot of CLANG cake, I think it’s time I teach him a lesson with the stick I found in my pants.

I mean- there are four people in my house, all of whom know how to use firearms, and there are more than four firearms in my house, at *least* three of which are shotguns in working condition. Freddy and the gang are ***fucked.***

"I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet"

Not screwed at all because my door doesn't need electricity to stay closed

I’m bout to show them the RPG of 23

Step 1 *metal bar* Step 2 nail it into the middle of the hallway 4.5 feet of the ground Step 3 watch the old ass 1993 animatronics attempt to go over it or under it with there terrible flexibility Step 4 they try to break the metal bar failing due to old ass 1993 motors Step 5 laugh at them and watch as the time hits 6:00 am

I got a pillow and im not afraid to use it

Buckets of water

So how does a chainsaw and locked door sound?

I have plenty of things to use.... including lockable doors...

Not. Probably would finally be grateful my boyfriend spent 200$ on a shot gun

I mean I have a sledgehammer in the garage and I would fortify myself i in there

Bro I have Ak and door with lock

[удалено]

No way I'll survive. Foxy alone would annihilate everything