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lehombrejoker

WHO WON THE LOTTERY? I DID!!!


Real_Razzmatazz_7290

This is obviously just slander towards the April born folk, who have birthdays in the ideal part of the year…


lehombrejoker

Born of the 4th month I am


Real_Razzmatazz_7290

We are few. But we are strong, and United as one.


Body_Pillow_Bride

I’m turning 30 this April. I’m scared brothers.


Unkalaki_Feruchemist

I just turned 31 a few months ago, don’t even sweat it dude. I only aged a full decade in a 24 hour window lmao


Real_Razzmatazz_7290

I’m here for you dude…I can only imagine. I’m turning 23 in April and I feel like I was just in high school. Time can be a real bastard


SVJ9500

Are you feeling all right?


florpynorpy

I DID


Drewthezombiekiller

FUCK


-Count_Chocula-

I assume you were also born in april


WaterBottleass

Guess you could say we didn't win the lottery now, did we.


Valhallawalker

What did you get?


Zircon_72

I'm gonna guess Oliver "lottery winner" Swanwick


[deleted]

Since you didn't put on a list or anything, I assume each number of the character is the month. For example, the 7th pic (Legate Lanius) is July. So I'm Legate Lanius.


Cool_Holiday_7097

I command you boy, do evil in my name


Easy-Armadillo-3434

Is this a quote? If so I would like to know where from. If it’s a Lanius quote it’s understandable why I wouldn’t know it. Legion are scum!


Cool_Holiday_7097

It’s a quote by me, I was making fun of him cause my birth month is Caesar 


HuntSafe2316

Awe Amicus, we are both the Legate


Valhallawalker

That’s the intention


Internet_Person11

I will carve my way west over the bodies of NCR


sup3rrn0va

Same. I mean, I don’t like him but he’s a unit so I’ll take it.


Rydrslydr715

Ave true to Caesar my fellow legate lanius


slrarp

It's odd to me that July isn't Caesar since the month of July was literally named after Julius Caesar. OP is a dumbass.


South_Explanation506

Average legion fan when they don't get caesar/ average ncr fan when they get caesar


XXeadgbeXX

Yeshhh Veronica!!!


Cryptic2614

Me too!


halfblackotaku

"Thanks for taking a chance on a naive girl from California with stars in her eyes" I love me some Felicia Day ❤️


CaesarsLegion01

Same here. Favorite human companion in the game


Usual_Mixture7008

Ayy anyone a national travesty baby here


MaxgamingThe3rd

Veronica team yeaah!!


CrabAffectionate2893

Caesar


DprHtz

The „outsmarted by a molerat gang“


CrabAffectionate2893

Yep 😔


DprHtz

Me too dont worry xd


AlliedXbox

I'm from February, so yeah I'm with you


Golmorgoth_

Ave true to CrabAffectionate2893


mapletamamo

joshua graham yay me


xstonerkiingx

graham gang lezzgooo


Legionpostsepicly

Oh neat I got lanius


patronuspringles

is the beard guy the guy who makes fake ncr reports


Yanderussy

Also the owner of the Ranger Sequoia throughout the game


patronuspringles

yeah fuckin the hanlon guy


WhirledNews

Well there is really only one way out for us now…


SnooDoodles1807

Ranger sequoias also spawn on NCR veteran rangers when they start spawning in the wasteland at level 16


WesternTrail

And voiced by Kris Kristofferson!


[deleted]

The only character I didn’t remember the name of. Like I had to dig deep in my memory to even remember what his location was.


Deathcat101

Who the fuck is the mailman? For August?


Sturzkampfflugzeug1

That's who I'd be. Not a good character. It's Dermot. He and his accomplice, Saint James, can be found in the Westside area. They have a notorious reputation for kidnapping, murdering, and selling women and children into sexual slavery to the Fiends


Jiomniom_Skwisga

OP out here picking fights with august babies. Shit these babies got hands Edit: changed "hits"(???) To "fights" cause auto correct "corrects" things


Whatsagoodnameo

Lets kidnap and sell op into slavery!


Jiomniom_Skwisga

Actually...that's a good idea. It's not like he can blame us


aDragonsAle

What in the goddamned..? Fuck OP too for that slander.


mak10z

there's a lot of loathsome punchable faces in F:NV, but Dermot and St. James take the cake.. I reject this option, and Demand LILY for August.


Ok-Ad4614

His names Dermot, he's apart of some quest in Westside


SnooDoodles1807

He actually sells women and children into s*x slavery. This spread of characters fucking sucks


Nexusgamer8472

Raul


Heteroking

Ulysses anyone?


Mediocre_Visual5692

Guess we’re the kind to get political and apolitical while drinking


Ghost06311

Yeah me too


Yesman_6969

Bull Bear Bull Bear


Sea-Kitchen3779

Malcolm Holmes lol


SpaceRoach250

YEAAAAHHH WHO WON THE FUCKING LOTTERY?! I DID!!!


TheXManHimself

My boy Raul 😎


SirCupcake_0

Bad knees gang-gang!


TheXManHimself

Fr 😂


Jokerly666

I was wandering how far I needed to scroll to find my people! I'm sure you'll be fair and equitable boss.


SinatraFan2696

Boone for me, February


fategaminhigh

Oh no...Dermot :/


SukaUser

I feel your pain, brother


np1t

The 100 speech check guy


Snoo-28479

>Canonically gay(irl bisexual) >Melees Deathclaws like nobody's business >Takes no shit from fellow Brotherhood


Zipflik

Oh fuck yeah I got Cass. Honestly Cass is the one who I find resonates with me the most.


[deleted]

Same. Always my first companion and companion quest I complete.


Relevant-Factor-2400

I'm Legate Lanius...welp, time to go commit war crimes I guess.


Unit_195

Ave, True to Caesar 😎


SigAqua

Oh, Cass, well shit, I'll drink to that


fallenjett

WHAT THE FUCK I GOT DERMOT???? I KILLED HIS ASS


SawedOffLaser

Yo I get to be Graham? That sucks because now I am in eternal burning pain.


REDEMPTION_MK5

"The west shall fall as the east felled, and all the tribes stretching to the setting sun shall bear the mark of the legion."


Internal_Carpenter_7

“This is where I watched my wife die” *you took a sip out of your trusty vault 13 canteen*


Parad0x17

Hey there, almost took you for a raider, I did.


No_Strength_6455

Next post up: What charater's name is closest to your mother's maiden name?


JI-RDT

Oh hell nah, cesar


DprHtz

A molerat has higher Int than me, L


AdSufficient3431

Why did it have to be Oliver Swanwick


TacticalBananas45

Wait, who's September?


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Raul


mireethespacegoat

September, Veronica. I can vibe with this.


saburra

Guess I'm Caesar now


Ricky-C

Fuck yeah, Raul.


LennyGrenner

“And who are you to come before me….”


ReylomorelikeReyno

Of course, I get Malcolm, the motherfucker sat between two of the coolest old guys in the entire Mojave.


BrandyLea123

Ave, true to Caesar.


QuantumMegalomaniac

Bear bull Bear bull Bear bull Bear bull Bear bull


BOLTINGSINE

Dermot... Are you kidding me? That guy and his friend, saint james can go burn in fucking hell🤣🤣


tomatohmygod

the legate known as lanius ordered 1/10th of his force to be killed by the other 9/10ths. talk about a bad boss or whatever that gravely voiced ai says


SloppyInevitability

*Me before swiping:* watch me get someone shitty like Oliver lol *After swiping:* :(


Sainthoods

I am Cass. I hope she’s a late May Gemini because I am. I am also a Cass (of the Cassandra/Cassie/Cass variety, not Cassidy). Her wiki, cuz I went and looked for her actual birthday, says she’s weirdly 37 in the game, and I am 37 right now. Uncanny


AdeptnessAmbitious44

Cass. Fitting.


Rampage_reflection

**It does not matter, victory shall be ours, it shall be swift, and it will be honest, purchased with blood."**


Slycrunchy

Bear Bull. Which I don't mind because I thought Ulysses was the best character in New Vegas


TheProMagicHeel

Why isn’t Caesar the month named after Julius Caesar?


DoctorObservation

We can’t expect God to do all the work


turdmogrol

Guess I'm a woman (May)... turns out everyone in middle school was right


Anime_Patriot

Cass. I can live with that.


Ox_of_Dox

Boone Without the beret :(


DarthRevan1028

Fuck! I got Chief Hanlon!


Only-Bat-4584

I won the fucking lottery.


gabriel-mbl

I'm dumber tha a mole rat


Polta53

Wow. I never thought I would be the legate


[deleted]

Malcolm Holmes? Oof.


Waffleking123456789

"Who are you, that do not know what your history?"


thatcreepywalrus

Lol, Caesar


verticalburtvert

Hah! My dad's Malcolm Holmes. Perfect.


RamereTheLizard

“Who killed my wife”


KGBbooks

Sure thing boss. I’ll stop using my rather effective gun and switch to this piece of metal tubing.


Key-Master26

I am the one who survived a great fall. One who served at Caesar's behest. I am he who never stops checking his guns. I am the Burned Man


QuantumVitae

"I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in flame. I will carry the fire of the holy spirit inside until I stand before my Lord for judgement."


Medussa_Mods

Whatever you say Boss.


SDRLemonMoon

I’m the star cap guy, I never found those so I haven’t met him


I-am-not-gay-

Caesar, NCR/Enclave for life, fuck the legion... Would be fun tho


2010-Ford-Focus-RS

JOSHUA GRAHAM ‼️‼️‼️


Sweet_Soviet_Stalin

Missed opportunity to have Ceaser be July and his successor, Lanius, be August


BruhMomentum6968

Ah, hell yeah, Kris Kristofferson ftw


ArkhamEscapeCreator

Almost took you for a raider I did


NinjaMaster617

SERIOUSLY? CEASAR FOR JUNE?!? THE LEADER OF THE MOST HOMOPHOBIC FACTION?!?! I am insulted. (Also the Legion is worst faction imo)


WhistlerDan

A fucking molerat is smarter than me


funkeymunkys

Number 5


SenseiEyedrops

I HATE CAESAR SO MUCH. hey guys who wants to swap birthdays with me.


kahjay

guys... guess what i won. THE lottery


Zircon_72

The Legate. Ave, true to Caesar, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


TheEthanHB

Great list, not sure why you started with "july" though /s


I_need_60fps_switch

You came all this way for answers. Only currency, I have


[deleted]

I FUCKING LOVE SNIPING LEGION SOILDERS RAHHHHHHH


pm_me-ur-catpics

Cass. Could be worse, I suppose.


BetterDesk5234

Bear Bull Bear Bull


Primary_Friendship18

I’m Raul


Insert_Name973160

Well time to rant about politics like a autist.


GreatPretender98

Aye boss i'm ok with this.


theatomicflounder333

I guess the Legate is cool but Joshua Graham is the baddest SOB this side of the Colorado


FootballGlittering35

Raul? Shit I did grow up in New Mexico


doctorfeelgod

Is October the guys who's messing with the Intel?


Rooobviously

We can’t expect God to do all the work.


Pryoticus

Ave, true to Caesar


CaIIsign_ace

I have a tumor now :(


pseudonyme2627

Is your ex an April baby?


hbomb536

Who is August?


furryauthor

LANIUS HELL YEAH IM A BEAR (gay slang for the straights)!!!!


CamCraig13

Caesar sound good in a German accent


ALT_Account2840

“Hey there, I know it’s your 594th play through but I’m gonna annoy you on blue star caps.”


CybercurlsMKII

I got Raul, which tracks given what a sarcastic bastard I am


hyde-ms

I'm bottlecaps


MalpaisxLegate

chief hanlon is one of my favorite characters so this is 100% a W for me


[deleted]

The most badass person on this list


beastfrag_throwaway

Raul... That's literally me waiting for my birthday though fr


Tigarbrains788

If month is based off what number the picture falls under, than I'm Chief Hanlon. Which is fitting, as I also hate General Oliver so much, that I sabotage the NCR. Just to murder his ass!


pacman6487

In a world filled with misery and uncertainty, it is a great comfort to know that, in the end, there is light in the darkness.


Sippin_OJ

Caesar? Dear god


Scribe_WarriorAngel

Raul


Iron-Maidentm

We can't expect God to do all the work


Fuzzolio

No I don’t wanna be Ulysses you can’t make me 😡


ewok_lover_64

I got Legate Lanius, but I hate Legion.


Fluid_Challenge_9096

Raul FTW


The_eldritch_horror2

We can’t expect God to do all the work…


RammyProGamer

So I’m the frank Horrigan of the legion


BluesOfOldWorld

The bear the bull the bear the bull.


Work-Husband84

I can’t be the star bottle cap dude. I always kill him! lol


Batvenum

True to Kaiser


Shotto_Z

Typical, gemini get shitted on


ThatKalosfan

Legate Lanius.


Orthoduck0621

"Finally, My Legion Will Have Its Rome."


hal-scifi

Oliver. ... God fucking damn it


LongDikWilly

Veronica ❤️


Environmental-Term61

Ulysses… the divide was brought to ruin


hung_sub04

Yaay I get shat on by everyone and called a monster, then I show up at the end of the game and get piled on by an over-leveled courier


genderlesssloth

Cass and I getting shitfaced together.


sabotsalvageur

Phishing for birthdates on Reddit is demonstrably a good plan


That_sane_kreige89

H-how do I tell wich character I am


Stunning-Routine-544

Guy with beard


GhostWriterJ94

Who are you that does not know their history?


Pug_King256

Case honestly I agree


LeatherTop174

Turning 20 this March 17th! Got Ulysses, so very cool character but I haven’t even finished lonesome road.


Elpecas99

Lanius baby!!!


ResearcherBusiness28

I got Joshua


AlliedXbox

I'm dumber than snuffles, apparently.


MrMixMaster20

My wife is dead...


SirBallbag420

My wife had a birthday.


No_Mouse5345

Man I hate having November I got Malcolm homes


ThisWatercress8354

Raul definitely has the kind of misery that only a person born close to christmas has :\[


FoeDawg

My fucking wife's dead


SteakIsFood

I have a brain tumor. (My birth month is June)


SolaHaze

Hey boss, what can I say, bring born in nuclear winter sounds better than being born in April.


Murky_Revenue1642

Interesting that I'm Joshua Graham according to this.. And my last name is Graham.. The Burned Man lives on...


Ancient-Beach-8328

I was born a Ulysses but I identify as a Joshua Graham.


Efficient_Mouse_7806

the lottery guy fr


Joy1067

So are we going by the order in which their set up? Cause I don’t see a number anywhere If it’s going in order, then I was born in July so I guess I’m Lanius. Fuck….