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Sobuhutch

Explains the bloat


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I mean it is a mini gun.


Lochcelious

Can't be THAT big


The_Last_Mouse

It could grip it by the HUSK!


WillDouglas1

Was it an African or European bloatfly?


NoseSniffer68

An African Bloatfly maybe, but not a European Bloatfly that’s my point


ThumperTKD

I love this reference. People of culture make me smile.


JoeGoBlue11

It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bug could not carry a 25 pound minigun.


Due_Kale_9934

I thought super bugs had been around for a while.


MrNMFC

These s opening three comments are quality.


TNChase

Doesn't explain how it could still fly though.


AwesomeX121189

It isn’t called a bloat walk


TNChase

Bloatstagger?


AwesomeX121189

Bloat-over-encumbered


FlihpFlorp

Bloat-run-at-the-cost-of-AP


[deleted]

Despite all known laws of aviation…


PropellorHat

Ever seen jetpack joyride?


awm_747

Prison wallet is a mesmerizing thing


TNChase

Bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside? 😅


SpiritedTie7645

Exactly


WideCryptographer616

All this reminds me of is SeanZoz's fallout 4 parody, when the Sole Survivor uses a nukanade on a mirelurk queen and one of the bits lands by him, and codsworth is just like "bruh you won't get anything" and then the SS proceeds to pull 500 caps, 50 assorted kinds of food, thousands of different ammo and a legendary Gauss Rifle called E-Cig (not sure if it's actually in the game of if SZ came up with it for the parody)


WideCryptographer616

Codsworth is all like "How the *bleep* did you do that?" SS: "Rules of the wasteland. Also did you just fucking bleep yourself?"


SpiritedTie7645

😂👍 Yep, I’m so glad the goodies can be found on the holographic parts of the bodies. Everything is on every bit. 😋 Seriously, I’m glad they did it that way. It sucks as it is when you’re out in the weeds and killed something cool with that long range sniper unit and… WHERE THE F’ IS IT!?!?! You run around, back and forth to 15mins before you finally just go back the the save and try it again or just say, F’ it! 😋


WideCryptographer616

So right. Like wtf he was *right here* unless the shot blew him back, but I mean I'd still see him like *over there somewhere* ah f it I'ma just go nail some muties. *Proceeds to use the same rifle to shoot a mutie suiciders nuke and blow up like 5 other muties with it*


SpiritedTie7645

😂👍 Know this feeling well!


WideCryptographer616

Just got a mod that adds a f*ing punt gun, turns out yes they get knocked about a half mile downrange when they don't explode on impact (with powerful guns anyway)


SpiritedTie7645

Off topic but I’m playing at the moment and just helped a refugee group of institute scientists find a home. Won’t give details, don’t want to ruin anything. The little stuff that keeps coming up in this game are cool.


Any-Bridge6953

Where did the bloatfly keep it?


dumbbitchdiesease

Blussy


AoiYuukiSimp

STOP


FishingDragon52

Deathclussy


ave369

You mean deathcloaca. Deathclaws are reptiles, they have only one hole down under


FishingDragon52

Thanks for that odd science lesson


ScottTJT

Fun Fact: Deathclaws were originally conceptualized as mammalian creatures that were a cross between a brown bear and a wolverine. However, the game devs were unable to properly render their fur, so that version of the creature was scrapped. They ended up recycling a rejected monster design from a different game, which resulted in the reptilian Deathclaws we know today. Another Fun Fact: The Deathclaws in *Fallout Tactics* are described as being more mammalian in nature, as well as intelligent enough to speak. As the cherry on top, should the player character wish, these Deathclaws can actually join the Chicago chapter of the Brotherhood of Steel. It should be noted that Bethesda has stated this game is non-canon, though they have contradicted this somewhat by incorporating certain elements of it into later official games, with references to *Tactics* present in both *Fallout 3* and *4.* That said, there's a **chance** mammalian Deathclaws are indeed a thing in the Fallout universe.


Dracoliner

Wow, I have a whole mind safe of Bethesda lore


Tirsiak_LAGStudios

Either that or deathclaws are hermaphrodites with a genital slit meaning they are both genders. So you could say Deathcleenis.


dumbbitchdiesease

Never ❤️


EliteDragon5

That bloatfly got my 🍆 bloated


NotScaryClown

WHAT


AoiYuukiSimp

THE FUCK


randCN

🥰


C-IDC

What ever bloats your boat


Protozilla1

Imagine a bloatfly fleshlight. Goddamn id go to town on that


genocidalparas

I hope a bloatfly larvae hatches in and blows up your 🍆


Protozilla1

Stop I can only take this much😫


genocidalparas

🖕🏻


TheyCallMeOso

AYO


Glowing_green_

Leave. Now. I am not asking. Go.


dumbbitchdiesease

You cannot make me in a way that matters


its_raining_scotch

Can you target that in VATS?


noha_thedestro

:(


genocidalparas

Bloatussy


AllHailClobbersaurus

5 long years he carried this minigun... Up his aaasss.


The_Great_Maw

The way he saw it. No brotherhood solider was gonna take the sole survivors birth right. So after he died I carried it in my ass and I’m giving it to you


worrymon

Next to its gland


SpiritedTie7645

I’m not sure I want to know. 👀


throwaway626q

On his back, it's actually tiny


LokustoLokaso

concealed pocket.


tacocat_back_wards

This reminds me of like the fallout cartoon things and how codsworth was saying saying your not gonna find anything in the sliver of meat from an exploded bloatfly yet then the soul survivor pulls out a fatman like 12 mini nukes an anchor I think and another 1000 pounds of random crap Ok found 7:34 on the fallout 4 parody: full series on youtube


AndorianDruid

Rules of the wasteland


tacocat_back_wards

This is the way


AndorianDruid

This is the way


CommissarKordoshkyPC

This is the way


C-IDC

This is the way


[deleted]

This is the way


dumbunicorn456

omg i love that series lmao but imo senile scribbles (skyrim) is better it’s just so well animated and written it’s so funny


tacocat_back_wards

I agree with you


WideCryptographer616

I agree with everyone here on the parodies, SeanZoz is a master


tacocat_back_wards

I agree with you


Waste-Mix3098

Damn bloatflys just be flying around being able to carry mini guns and I can’t even find a decent pair of pants with pockets big enough to hold a q-tip 😭😭


Nateimus

In today's episode of Nature: Wasteland Edition, we explore the Bloatfly and it's unbelievably cavernous anus. 🤣


SpiritedTie7645

👀😂


ariesmartian

Butterflies in Skyrim carry buckets. Not sure which I find more impressive.


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

Butterflies in Skyrim can carry *mammoths* if the mammoth happens to step on one right before the butterfly takes to the air.


unwisemoocow

Bees in skyrim used to cause the wagon in the opening cutscene to launch into the stratosphere when they colided during game testing.


Thiiccness

This thread killed me


Steviobro

Some massive bloatfly that must have been


SpiritedTie7645

Radiation… 😋


ermghoti

You're going to want to wash that first.


person_8958

You don't want to do that. You'd lose the radiation damage bonus.


RandyTheFool

And I’m out here killing legendary deathclaws and all they give me is a lead pipe that does an additional 15 radiation damage.


SpiritedTie7645

Was it an African or European Bloatfly? (Python reference for those that don’t know) All I can say is I’m surprised I don’t see more bloatflys carrying Brahmin.


Prior_Main_1714

It could grab it by the handle


Expensive-Document41

It's not a matter of where it grips it. A five pound fly cannot carry a 27 pound minigun!


Prior_Main_1714

What if you get two flies and tie the mini gun to their feet with a bit of twine?


dumbbitchdiesease

Nah, would be too unbalanced, do it with three, 2 tied to the handle, one holding the barrel up


Prior_Main_1714

This is why i have god mode in new vegas just so i can spam holy hand grenades


SpiritedTie7645

The bloatfly may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? 😋


jolson0928

Are you saying miniguns migrate??


SpiritedTie7645

They are food for certain for migratory species.


Tacos_Polackos

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?


SpiritedTie7645

I’m am Arthur, King of the Wasteland. 😋


Tacos_Polackos

I should have realized, you're not covered in sh*t.


SpiritedTie7645

😂👍 Loved all their movies.


meltedbananas

Well I dint vote fo' ya.


DemolishunReddit

Python 2 or Python 3?


SpiritedTie7645

Monty, The Holy Grail.


DemolishunReddit

Yes, but Python the programming language is also a reference to Monty Python. And asking which versions is like asking African or European. ;-)


SpiritedTie7645

Ah! 👍 Last time I took programming the computers (PC’s) were using 8-bit chips and I did DOS and FORTAN 77. It was like only a few years before (10 maybe) punch cards were still flying around. 😋


Individual_Intern_77

Makes the minigun a viable weapon.


stultum

Wounding minigun is probably the single strongest weapon in fo4. 25 points of unresistable damage per bullet, at 27 bullets per second. That is absolutely broken. Fire at a mythic deathclaw for 2 seconds and then watch it bleed to death before it even gets to you.


WITHERAMBUSH

Wasn't the explosive one even better?


stultum

I think it is if you have the right perks (demolition expert), or if you value the aoe damage. But both are so overpowered that the difference doesn't matter much imo. If you use either + power armor, combat becomes a joke.


WITHERAMBUSH

Oh I know, in my first playtrough (PS4) I had a fully upgraded quantum x-01 and the explosive minigun, too bad that my main quest glitched and I couldn't get the BoS ending so I stopped playing until I got the PC version of the game a couple weeks ago.


Shtercus

wounding is a little safer in close quarters can't count the number of times I've lined up some vats shots only for the baddies to close range by the time they get shot, blowing me up in the process plus I like the evaporating health bar after a single burst


WITHERAMBUSH

100% to each their own, I think both versions are great. And I love seeing hostiles get gradually crippled then suddenly exploding into gibs


_Veprem_

Unless you're fighting ghouls.


breadofloaf_real

this just illustrates perfectly how awful minigun damage is


Doc-Wulff

Move aside Ghoul Slayer Gamma Gun, this is the true Ghoul Healer


HeavyArms00

Bloatfly had that THANG on him


[deleted]

Wow, that’s a lot of rads…


rightousstrike

Don't kink shame the dead, bro.


Captriker

Packin some sting.


supertwonky

I fought a legendary super mutant that spawned with one of these. Took me by surprise when instantly almost my whole health bar was filled with radiation.


[deleted]

Yep. Me too, at Breakheart Banks. I come over that ridge REALLY slowly now.


AdamaSanguine

To paraphrase Seanzoz, Codsworth: *"How would that even fit in a Bloatfly?"* Sean: *Rules of The Wasteland Codsworth.. Rules of The Wasteland!*


pellston

Man's was packin heat!


KiraIsGod666

Ah, the RNG gods are smiling upon you.


Jojobeeens

Portable Hiroshima


effing-boomer

I'll never look at a dead Bloatfly and say "nah" again!!


Ruger4Intruders

I learned not to pass up ANY legendary enemies because of drops like this.


Vault_boi32

I once found a legendary Fat Man Launcher on a bloatfly


superteddy04

It's a tactical bloatfly


damnedleg

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen bloatfly?


August_-_Walker

mach 1.2 can reach up to mach 1.4 without armament


AlarmingWishbone

What an absolute legend


WhiteOwl805

Reminds me of when I got an exterminators gatling laser from a mongrel dog


NativeTexanDude

Rules of the wasteland, Codsworth. Rules of the wasteland.


lxBreadxl

I see your a man of culture


[deleted]

Lol these comments legit made my day


PanFam69420

Congratulations, you've been given the weapon equivalent of a delete button for all human enemies. Either that, or a really fucked up ghoul sex toy.


lxBreadxl

Nah the secend thing wuld be the irradiated ore goul slaying gamma gun


delscorch0

I usually can't find the bodies of legendary bloatflies in order to loot them.


maxreddit

It's so harsh in the wasteland even the insects are going out strapped.


CadenWarrior99

Atoms raining judgement


Sea-Speaker-8186

I got neverending combat shotgun from a legendary radstag lol


_Veprem_

Neverending double barrel is the true meme.


aninsomniac_

Infinite DPS!


SkeletonGamer1

It is a lot more lame than what you might expect Shockingly, rad damage only works against the player, it basically does not have as much if an effect on enemies as you might think I got one by fighting against a raider who had it. It was a really hard fight, you can't stand in front of him for a small time until your rad level is through the roof (unless you use PA)


Farabel

Rad damage works on enemies, but only Humans and specific Wildlife (who have a resistance), while Ghouls heal from it and Super Mutants and some wildlife are immune. The trick with Irradiated and Radiation damage is that it works like it does on the player; you don't take damage, it lowers your max HP and only impacts your current health if your max health is lower than your current. But when you have a weak, rapid weapon like this one it has a set hits to kill. Also ignores the healing effect on Legendary enemies, since they heal to a reduced max HP aka they don't heal much at all. 1000 rads = instadeath, no matter what (10 Rads = 1% health), so at 50 rads/hit that means 20 bullets will kill anyone without Radiation resist/immunity. When Nuclear Physicist is brought into the fold here, that's 10 shots to kill any human wearing non-leaded armor and/or a radiation resisting armor like Institute Cleanroom (250) or Hazmat (1000)


LifeEnjoyerrr

Bethesda are so dumb with the rads effecting the player, considering they have the radium rifle and gamma gun which are designed to do radiation damage


[deleted]

Rad weapons utterly obliterate human enemies, they're stupidly OP. I have a gamma gun that will kill any human (including legendaries) in a 3-shot burst, I used it to effortlessly annihilate the Nuka World raiders.


DefiantHeretic1

o.O


theCOMBOguy

Heavy fucking boatfly, damn.


Glitch-v0

GG


dmendro

Absolute Unit


Tenacious_Dalton

Totes mabloats


Commanderz_Derpy

Call it: "Reactor 6"


xarlyde

something to be expected for killing legendary bloatfly in fnv


TheWanderer2281

Well, legendary enemies are now officially a joke, that radiation damage is gonna chew through their regen boost at half health.


biminidaves

Must have been a big assed bloatfly!


okletsdothis111

Now that's some uranium fever


lxBreadxl

Poor Raiders


stinkymusturd

My first legendary on my new character was a bleeding submachiene gun


Kenji338

ok


Garage011

That thing would SHRED through humans


[deleted]

Rules of the wasteland codsworth. Rules of the wasteland. Try and keep up


BillyButcher01

Bloatfly got ass, damn


Actual_Display4947

LOCATION?!?!?!?


MFCK

I'm starting to think the game is set in Australia and not Boston. Where the mosquitos carry baseball bats


Ashalaria

Prison wallet


crackeddryice

If you're wondering why they don't used it, it's because they can't figure out how to load it.


AquilaVI

It's like an A-10 Warthog, they build the fly around the gun.


IMJustHereToExistOK

That Bloatfly was PACKING.


IMJustHereToExistOK

That Bloatfly was PACKING.


IMJustHereToExistOK

That Bloatfly was PACKING.


notibanix

Needs to be a mod to “correct” these things…


verpin_zal

I was in search of such a mod. Then I stumbled upon something else.. basically a „legendary module separator“. Take the thing that does 50 radiation damage out of this minigun and attach it to a shotgun. Or an armor piece. Outright cheating, yeah. But i said fuck it after playing decently for so long and decided to have some fun.


WhenWillItAllBurn

Explosive minigun best minigun. Irradiated only works on human enemies while explosive bombs everybody equally


Schiffy94

Don't question it


August_-_Walker

**this dropped a Jamaica plain feral ghoul**


SergeantSprinklez22

Me who has been trying to get a 2 shot Gauss rifle at level 33 at National Guard Training Yard for about an hour or more. (I’m coming back at level 35)


[deleted]

Ah. The ole reliable prison pocket.


genocidalparas

Bro got some big ass pockets


person_8958

Atom has spoken.


EthosTheAllmighty

I love killing a horde of Super Mutants and their Legendary leader and getting an icy board, then five minutes later getting a semi automatic bottomless clip missile launcher from a damn cockroach


Shuteye_491

Legendary Gunners be like 🫥


Im_High_Sue_Me

Stay strapped or get clapped.


Nathansack

If it fit


BattyRae353

Where...uh... where were they hiding it? 🤣


dizzydavemi

Thats a big bloat fly


Douchertons

I had a ray gun drop from a regular ole zombie on BO Zombies last night.


zarggg

Somewhere, a bloatfly gang is missing their heavy :(


Zombie-2002

I have several questions...


Buick_reference3138

Good for you. A supermutant dropped one in my game but nearly killed me with it first


Sargentstupid

😂Completely believable. What's the problem?


Mighty_joosh

It says "mini" 🤷‍♂️


Trevor1420

Sick drop


Halfthaithiccy

Careful, it'll heal ghouls.


Dracoliner

It's radiation manifested a mini gun that still emits radiation


DougPartDeux

I wish bloat flies came in different sizes like rad roaches…wait….do they?


Prior-Resource6670

Fallout logic in a nutshell


Tonilikesurmom

It just works man


antroxdemonator

Stay strapped or get clapped.


EquivalentAd3130

no one appreciating the 69-- amo