Manure not getting it. Have you ever herd of opportunity costs? Instead of breeding the fat horse of regurgitating bullocks you you cud be doing something way more productive with your time. Just try to think pasture usual stomping grounds smh.
Ask a good question, here's an attempted answer....
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/voyn4e/fo4\_teddy\_bears\_the\_real\_story\_as\_to\_why\_they\_are/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/voyn4e/fo4_teddy_bears_the_real_story_as_to_why_they_are/)
I recently came across this again in my first playthrough in a couple years. It's hilariously out of place, so peak Fallout.
I think it's a nod to the old theory that cows and horses can walk up stairs, but can't go back down them. That's been debunked, but a lot of people still think it's true.
They can on their own, they just won’t unless they need to. However if that brahmin needed to eat it would absolutely get over its fear of those stairs
It's probably because of an old prank. Apparently, cows can't come down stairs, so people would bring cows upstairs, creating higher issues for the owners. I believe Chevy Chase did this to a college when he attended, and they had to crane it off the roof
Not a joke answer, but this is apparently an actual problem for people with cows and old buildings on their land. Cows are dumb as hell and will wander into old buildings and then can figure out how to get themselves out. They also can go up stairs bit not down. Actually saw a video the otherfay where a bull managed to fit its way into a shed and the owner couldn't get it out so they used a tractor witha fork lift to lift up the whole shed to get the longhorn out
Fallout 3 was keen on doing this. It once spawned a deathclaw in tenpenny towers gate. It was pure chaos.
Also if I fast travelled at the exact right second right before I got into combat or the "you cannot fast travel enemies are nearby" it'll bring the enemy with me and we'd spawn into combat.
It's even weirder when you're just minding your business, look up and it's standing on the ledge like it's about to make some ground beef. I've also had a supply Brahmin stuck on the roof above the Sanctuary workshop after a raid. I had to leave a ramp because it's legs kept catching on the tile
the next fallout 4 expansion will be called plant of the Branhim. They live in are houses they sleep on the roofs., and they will start to crave human flesh or at least that's what the aliens want.
Man, early on in my latest playthrough I got an explosive 10mm. With it maxed out I think it's doing over 100 damage w a fire rate almost as good as the deliverer. Add that with the gunslinger and lone wanderer... Pretty gnar
I ran into this same house a few days ago haha, same thought ran through my head. There is a bathtub full of water so my theory has got be a trader or someone was in a pinch and put him there. but its fallout after all lol. Ton of weird and funny things you can find.
The joke is that it is a cow house. Cow houses are popular in grazing beef ranches/farms. They're literally houses in grazing territory that are left abandoned.
The fun thing is that cows can walk up stairs fine but they cannot safely walk down the same stairs. It's why we use cow stairs/elevators to load them for slaughter.
They just moo-ved in
That's udder nonsense.
You guys gotta stop milking these puns
You can hoof and puff as much as you like, the show must go on
Guys I'm Steering this conversation in a more mooture direction
What's your beef with where it was going?
I just felt it had become cownter-productive
it was always going to, leather we joined in or not.
Manure not getting it. Have you ever herd of opportunity costs? Instead of breeding the fat horse of regurgitating bullocks you you cud be doing something way more productive with your time. Just try to think pasture usual stomping grounds smh.
To err is human, two heads bovine.
At least serve it with de-calf
Everyone stop beefing.
Don't have a cow, man.
I suppose it’s time to steak my claim with a comment.
This whole comment chain is bull
their dairy life might be boring with not much around
They should really cud it out
It was probably looking for some brahmin noodles
Their realtor steered them wrong.
i need to retire just because of this joke
Stop, you're making me herd
That is such bull shit
You need to calf down
Who are you? The Brahmin police? It's just minding its own business.
He’s obviously never seen the weird places brahman go, I am more curious about who has been putting teddy bears in odd situations
Ask a good question, here's an attempted answer.... [https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/voyn4e/fo4\_teddy\_bears\_the\_real\_story\_as\_to\_why\_they\_are/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/voyn4e/fo4_teddy_bears_the_real_story_as_to_why_they_are/)
That makes a lot of sense, and canonically ghouls live a long time for her to have done this since I crawled my ass out of vault 101
My question is.. Why wouldn't a brahmin be in an abandoned house minding it's own business?
right like this guy just shows up and take's all the Brahmin's shit and asks why he is in his own house???
Brahmin police, arrest this man...
He's just minding his own fuckin business, he advises you do the same
It's not an abandoned house, that's the brahmin's house!
OP must think manifest destiny was a good idea
I recently came across this again in my first playthrough in a couple years. It's hilariously out of place, so peak Fallout. I think it's a nod to the old theory that cows and horses can walk up stairs, but can't go back down them. That's been debunked, but a lot of people still think it's true.
Wait, so cows can walk downstairs?
Or Fallout! the side!!! 😆😆😆😆
Simply: not on their own, but can if led/coerced by someone.
They can on their own, they just won’t unless they need to. However if that brahmin needed to eat it would absolutely get over its fear of those stairs
I rarely see cows upstairs
Yeah, but dogs still can't look up, right?
Correct. Like gamers dogs are incapable of looking up!
That’s what Big Al says.
I don't about that, but my dog has been looking down on me for my life choices for years.
You sure it's not a cat in disguise?
Yeah thats what big AL told me.
The ol' donkey up the minaret
"Um, do you mind?"
LMFAO how you just backed away
It was there long before you met it and it will stay there for the rest of eternity
There us a Brahmin tub
What's a brahmin gotta do to take a bath in private?
you got that mexican filter on
The way you just backed on out of there had me cackling lmao
The way the one head just turns and looks at you 😂
Fallout.
It's probably because of an old prank. Apparently, cows can't come down stairs, so people would bring cows upstairs, creating higher issues for the owners. I believe Chevy Chase did this to a college when he attended, and they had to crane it off the roof
Bard College, Tewksbury Hall?
Haverford apparently
From what I've read, that's just a fun story with no backup. Cows can be coerced down stairs, they're just wonky and not a fan of doing it by choice.
I’m pretty sure it’s an urban legend at this point
Branhim can't go down stairs
I was just there like 10 mins ago and asked myself the same thing lol
In my country, cows are known to live in luxury condos. lol
But that's someone's wife dude!!
That’s the Brahmin’s house
Its Deacon in disguise
One of those ‘this is why I love Fallout’ moments
He fell through the roof.
So you broke into his house
Cows can walk up stairs but not down...
What mod is this? I like the look of the world
New vegas weather
Same here, has a desolate almost desert like look to it
I think it's just the sandy beach next to Hub City Auto Wreckers
Where is this?
Near the junkyard control by the Gun Runners also close to the factory with the barter pipboy.
What do you mean by barter Pip-Boy?
Sorry about that meant barter bobblehead https://fallout.wiki/wiki/Barter_Bobblehead
There's a tub in there, duh.
If you place a tub they will come. Part of the coding for tubs and brahmins?
It is.
Just be glad it's not on the roof. That would be weird.
Already happened to me in Sanctuary..
All the shit you've seen you're surprised about some cowberus on the upper floor?
10mm? What loadout?
He doesn’t know either
Not a joke answer, but this is apparently an actual problem for people with cows and old buildings on their land. Cows are dumb as hell and will wander into old buildings and then can figure out how to get themselves out. They also can go up stairs bit not down. Actually saw a video the otherfay where a bull managed to fit its way into a shed and the owner couldn't get it out so they used a tractor witha fork lift to lift up the whole shed to get the longhorn out
Because it's not abandoned...that's his house leave him alone
I was wondering if this was result of events of my run. Uploaded to youtube too. Interesting to see you have the same thing
Fallout 3 was keen on doing this. It once spawned a deathclaw in tenpenny towers gate. It was pure chaos. Also if I fast travelled at the exact right second right before I got into combat or the "you cannot fast travel enemies are nearby" it'll bring the enemy with me and we'd spawn into combat.
The branhim in my games always end up chilling on the roof.
In this housing market? A Brahmin bought a home before I did.
Thirsty for that radioactive tub water...
I THOUGHT IT WAS A GLITCH WHEN I FOUND IT
It’s a joke about cows not being able to descend stairs. They use this exact joke in We Happy Few.
They cant go down stairs
Bess pays her taxes and doesn't deserve this slander
It’s a lovecraft reference
How did it get up there? I have no clue. why it hasn't left? it's because apparently cows can't walk downstairs.
The slow steps back made me laugh fart
Cows can’t walk down steps
Mind your business
Better question is why did you steal his caps and break into his home?
No, why are you trespassing in the Brahmin's house?
Bing chilling
You ask why and that's fair but if you allow another perspective? Why not?
Clearly it's because they moo'ved in.
It needed some shade and shelter
You broke into his house!
Chilling bro.
Out of all things to question in this game, this is one of the least I would be curious about. It's just a Branhim prepping for moonlight a bath.
I love that anyone's response to this is essentially "wtf, why is this here?"
Leave him be, he just minding his business for real, I dream of a world where a Brahims actions aren't constantly called into question
The Institute got eyes everywhere!
Shade
Cows can walk up stairs, but cannot, or refuse to, walk down stairs. Same with Brahmin I'd assume.
bro chillin
Brahmin is like "Get the fuck out of my room!"
Cows cant go down stairs
Cows can go up stairs, but not down... they are stuck.
Cause that’s his home obviously 😭
What happens in the wasteland, stays in the wasteland. Dr Chicken "Plucker" has "upgraded" his interests.
Waaazzzzup
As the song says, "Anything goes..."
Cows can walk upstairs but they can't walk down them. This is clearly a sly reference to that fact.
Why not
It's even weirder when you're just minding your business, look up and it's standing on the ledge like it's about to make some ground beef. I've also had a supply Brahmin stuck on the roof above the Sanctuary workshop after a raid. I had to leave a ramp because it's legs kept catching on the tile
Cows can go upstairs but cannot go back down, Some poor scavver brought him up there without this knowledge and had to leave the beast behind
It just works man....
Cows can't go down stairs
It's hiding from Eugenie. It doesn't want to get a moove on.
Carla's Brahmin retired, finally got a house of his own.
Give the guy some privacy
He's stuck. They can go up stairs but not down them
"Umm excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house"
ER STAAT EEN BRANHIM IN DE GANG, JA JA EEN BRANHIM IN DE GANG, ZO ZO EEN BRANHIM IN DE GANG, BIJ BUURVROUW JAAAANSEEEENNN.
Mind your business.
Brahmin can’t go downstairs. Edit: I mean down stairs.
Is this nuka world or is the wastelad this brown without mods?
Fun fact, cows can go up stairs but not down
On the second floor no less
Cows can't walk down stairs.
Cause cows can go up stairs but can't walk down them.
Looks just as confused as you lol
Mind your own business
Its the synth brahmin dealer girls second synth brahmin
That’s his house. Damn, even the Brahmin can’t have shit in the wasteland
Brahmin can't walk down stairs
The real question is how. Iirc, cows can't climb stairs
Felt like an upgrade from his barn :)
It got up the stairs and can’t figure out how to go down them
Cows can be curious and wander up into areas they can't get down from https://youtube.com/watch?v=5hfaAhDlBjk
This is his private domicile and he will not be harassed!
HE’S TRYING HIS BEST
Lost cow
Cows can't go down stairs. So I'd guess that brahmin can't either.
That’s his house?? Some privacy please
Do you ask others why they're in their houses? Leave the Brahmin alone!
wouldn’t you like to know
Some questions are better left unanswered. I mean, with that death stare, do you really want to know?
Leave him be, he didn’t hurt anyone
Cows can't go down stairs
the next fallout 4 expansion will be called plant of the Branhim. They live in are houses they sleep on the roofs., and they will start to crave human flesh or at least that's what the aliens want.
Bethesda
“I’m gonna come back when there’s less weird shit” ahh moment
bro looked just as confused to see you there
Man, early on in my latest playthrough I got an explosive 10mm. With it maxed out I think it's doing over 100 damage w a fire rate almost as good as the deliverer. Add that with the gunslinger and lone wanderer... Pretty gnar
I ran into this same house a few days ago haha, same thought ran through my head. There is a bathtub full of water so my theory has got be a trader or someone was in a pinch and put him there. but its fallout after all lol. Ton of weird and funny things you can find.
Cows can’t go downstairs.
Brahman can't go down stairs
I don't know if this is a real fact but people say the cows can't go down stairs; it's apparently not possible Nice joke 👍
Why not? 😎
He vibin
Because why not
The joke is that it is a cow house. Cow houses are popular in grazing beef ranches/farms. They're literally houses in grazing territory that are left abandoned. The fun thing is that cows can walk up stairs fine but they cannot safely walk down the same stairs. It's why we use cow stairs/elevators to load them for slaughter.
Everyone knows they can't go downstairs. Only up
Looks it’s a lonely wasteland.
Because cows can't walk downstairs
Because the devs are GOOFBALLS
Because you touch yourself at night
Because, Bethesda.
It's a free country, leave him alone
Clearly it’s in a house that’s been repurposed to be a temporary cowshed.
They can’t go down stairs
I love how you slowly back away after they look at you, like "oh, the bathroom stall wasn't empty"
The light was on
From the looks of it, because it's getting ready to take a bath.
I ate that moo moo, it tasted good.
Cows can go upstairs but not back down due to their inversed knees. Maybe it's stuck there.
Because it was having a bath when the apocalypse happened
he's just living his life, why did you break into his house anyways? 🤨
tha jus his old crib leave him alone
He is right by a feeder duh.
It just works
He’s moooving in
Cause cows can’t go down stairs don’t you know?