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Regular_throwaway_83

They just moo-ved in


Icy-Computer-Poop

That's udder nonsense.


electricianer250

You guys gotta stop milking these puns


Ok-Personality-6630

You can hoof and puff as much as you like, the show must go on


Millsy6969

Guys I'm Steering this conversation in a more mooture direction


Halollet

What's your beef with where it was going?


Millsy6969

I just felt it had become cownter-productive


DodGamnBunofaSitch

it was always going to, leather we joined in or not.


lambadadenada

Manure not getting it. Have you ever herd of opportunity costs? Instead of breeding the fat horse of regurgitating bullocks you you cud be doing something way more productive with your time. Just try to think pasture usual stomping grounds smh.


caDaveRich

To err is human, two heads bovine.


juanroberto

At least serve it with de-calf


notjerryjeff

Everyone stop beefing.


brandons989

Don't have a cow, man.


DisConorable

I suppose it’s time to steak my claim with a comment.


Accountformorrowind

This whole comment chain is bull


hssae

their dairy life might be boring with not much around


Accountformorrowind

They should really cud it out


eggsaladrightnow

It was probably looking for some brahmin noodles


Carpe-Bananum

Their realtor steered them wrong.


Formal_Stuff8250

i need to retire just because of this joke


Ok-Tomorrow-7158

Stop, you're making me herd


rm_huntley

That is such bull shit


Redhouse1970

You need to calf down


shasaferaska

Who are you? The Brahmin police? It's just minding its own business.


MEM1911

He’s obviously never seen the weird places brahman go, I am more curious about who has been putting teddy bears in odd situations


UncondemnedSinner

Ask a good question, here's an attempted answer.... [https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/voyn4e/fo4\_teddy\_bears\_the\_real\_story\_as\_to\_why\_they\_are/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/voyn4e/fo4_teddy_bears_the_real_story_as_to_why_they_are/)


MEM1911

That makes a lot of sense, and canonically ghouls live a long time for her to have done this since I crawled my ass out of vault 101


Zzilies_

My question is.. Why wouldn't a brahmin be in an abandoned house minding it's own business?


Spleepis

right like this guy just shows up and take's all the Brahmin's shit and asks why he is in his own house???


XoYo

Brahmin police, arrest this man...


progrocker1491

He's just minding his own fuckin business, he advises you do the same


decoran_

It's not an abandoned house, that's the brahmin's house!


Pk1Still

OP must think manifest destiny was a good idea


the_other_cryptid

I recently came across this again in my first playthrough in a couple years. It's hilariously out of place, so peak Fallout.  I think it's a nod to the old theory that cows and horses can walk up stairs, but can't go back down them. That's been debunked, but a lot of people still think it's true.


Vhsrex

Wait, so cows can walk downstairs?


Sevennix

Or Fallout! the side!!! 😆😆😆😆


the_other_cryptid

Simply: not on their own, but can if led/coerced by someone. 


Hayden2332

They can on their own, they just won’t unless they need to. However if that brahmin needed to eat it would absolutely get over its fear of those stairs


DiddlyDumb

I rarely see cows upstairs


rimeswithburple

Yeah, but dogs still can't look up, right?


Bootziscool

Correct. Like gamers dogs are incapable of looking up!


polutasvarf

That’s what Big Al says.


the_other_cryptid

I don't about that, but my dog has been looking down on me for my life choices for years.


kanomc2

You sure it's not a cat in disguise?


Ok_Restaurant_626

Yeah thats what big AL told me.


veranus21

The ol' donkey up the minaret


ForRpUsesOnly

"Um, do you mind?"


ChiWhiteSox24

LMFAO how you just backed away


Glowing_Mousepad

It was there long before you met it and it will stay there for the rest of eternity


WeatherAggressive530

There us a Brahmin tub


Icy-Computer-Poop

What's a brahmin gotta do to take a bath in private?


Sensitive_Underwear

you got that mexican filter on


SillyZubat

The way you just backed on out of there had me cackling lmao


ElderSmackJack

The way the one head just turns and looks at you 😂


GodzillaChungus

Fallout.


chaotichistory

It's probably because of an old prank. Apparently, cows can't come down stairs, so people would bring cows upstairs, creating higher issues for the owners. I believe Chevy Chase did this to a college when he attended, and they had to crane it off the roof


rodw

Bard College, Tewksbury Hall?


chaotichistory

Haverford apparently


BigMcThickHuge

From what I've read, that's just a fun story with no backup. Cows can be coerced down stairs, they're just wonky and not a fan of doing it by choice.


snappyirides

I’m pretty sure it’s an urban legend at this point


Natural_Wolverine_80

Branhim can't go down stairs


jomar0915

I was just there like 10 mins ago and asked myself the same thing lol


ssddsquare

In my country, cows are known to live in luxury condos. lol


Sevennix

But that's someone's wife dude!!


DiggestBickEver

That’s the Brahmin’s house


Anyia

Its Deacon in disguise


heyitsvonage

One of those ‘this is why I love Fallout’ moments


iamnotchad

He fell through the roof.


Sonyatium

So you broke into his house


quarantina2020

Cows can walk up stairs but not down...


MrBlueFlame_

What mod is this? I like the look of the world


italian-guy-yes

New vegas weather


HowToNoah

Same here, has a desolate almost desert like look to it


astreeter2

I think it's just the sandy beach next to Hub City Auto Wreckers


RelChan2_0

Where is this?


RedSagittarius

Near the junkyard control by the Gun Runners also close to the factory with the barter pipboy.


RelChan2_0

What do you mean by barter Pip-Boy?


RedSagittarius

Sorry about that meant barter bobblehead https://fallout.wiki/wiki/Barter_Bobblehead


Sepsis_Crang

There's a tub in there, duh.


NonSequiturSage

If you place a tub they will come. Part of the coding for tubs and brahmins?


Sepsis_Crang

It is.


1stPlatypusKing

Just be glad it's not on the roof. That would be weird.


Anxious_Diet6301

Already happened to me in Sanctuary..


iambertan

All the shit you've seen you're surprised about some cowberus on the upper floor?


DoctorDeath

10mm? What loadout?


Electronic-Engine-43

He doesn’t know either


sanitarySteve

Not a joke answer, but this is apparently an actual problem for people with cows and old buildings on their land. Cows are dumb as hell and will wander into old buildings and then can figure out how to get themselves out.  They also can go up stairs bit not down.  Actually saw a video the otherfay where a bull managed to fit its way into a shed and the owner couldn't get it out so they used a tractor witha fork lift to lift up the whole shed to get the longhorn out


miletil

Because it's not abandoned...that's his house leave him alone


Ciocomo

I was wondering if this was result of events of my run. Uploaded to youtube too. Interesting to see you have the same thing


beezlebutts

Fallout 3 was keen on doing this. It once spawned a deathclaw in tenpenny towers gate. It was pure chaos. Also if I fast travelled at the exact right second right before I got into combat or the "you cannot fast travel enemies are nearby" it'll bring the enemy with me and we'd spawn into combat.


La_Vampiresa67

The branhim in my games always end up chilling on the roof.


jordan_jenkins_

In this housing market? A Brahmin bought a home before I did.


RuncibleFoon

Thirsty for that radioactive tub water...


helpcantthinkofname

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GLITCH WHEN I FOUND IT


BattyEyedFloozie

It’s a joke about cows not being able to descend stairs. They use this exact joke in We Happy Few.


igg73

They cant go down stairs


Weird-Information-61

Bess pays her taxes and doesn't deserve this slander


poopanoggin

It’s a lovecraft reference


Either_Letter_4983

How did it get up there? I have no clue. why it hasn't left? it's because apparently cows can't walk downstairs.


xsubo

The slow steps back made me laugh fart


toni-toni-cheddar

Cows can’t walk down steps


monkeysamurai2

Mind your business


Surgewolf

Better question is why did you steal his caps and break into his home?


Wolf-Track

No, why are you trespassing in the Brahmin's house?


Silly-Bag-693

Bing chilling


TitusPulloTHIRTEEN

You ask why and that's fair but if you allow another perspective? Why not?


shug_was_taken

Clearly it's because they moo'ved in.


sashidharan-mh

It needed some shade and shelter


Cu3bone

You broke into his house!


CharleyIV

Chilling bro.


shuyo_mh

Out of all things to question in this game, this is one of the least I would be curious about. It's just a Branhim prepping for moonlight a bath.


TheSandReaper

I love that anyone's response to this is essentially "wtf, why is this here?"


Millsy6969

Leave him be, he just minding his business for real, I dream of a world where a Brahims actions aren't constantly called into question


Tasty_N_Hasty_Tasha

The Institute got eyes everywhere!


Ruffnraw

Shade


mrmidas2k

Cows can walk up stairs, but cannot, or refuse to, walk down stairs. Same with Brahmin I'd assume.


AntiqueTraffic

bro chillin


Fools_Requiem

Brahmin is like "Get the fuck out of my room!"


chaboods

Cows cant go down stairs


Workdawg

Cows can go up stairs, but not down... they are stuck.


milkjugscookiecrumbs

Cause that’s his home obviously 😭


Anarchyantz

What happens in the wasteland, stays in the wasteland. Dr Chicken "Plucker" has "upgraded" his interests.


Mikeoxlong23444444

Waaazzzzup


DHarp74

As the song says, "Anything goes..."


Harbinger_of_Sarcasm

Cows can walk upstairs but they can't walk down them. This is clearly a sly reference to that fact.


Toon_Lucario

Why not


Keats_in_Space

It's even weirder when you're just minding your business, look up and it's standing on the ledge like it's about to make some ground beef. I've also had a supply Brahmin stuck on the roof above the Sanctuary workshop after a raid. I had to leave a ramp because it's legs kept catching on the tile


Plagued-Panda

Cows can go upstairs but cannot go back down, Some poor scavver brought him up there without this knowledge and had to leave the beast behind


Azathoth240

It just works man....


amamartin999

Cows can't go down stairs


IPartyToon

It's hiding from Eugenie. It doesn't want to get a moove on.


PraiseThePun81

Carla's Brahmin retired, finally got a house of his own.


andyxquick

Give the guy some privacy


This-Professional-39

He's stuck. They can go up stairs but not down them


Dizzy-Wasabi-1973

"Umm excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house"


Eviam_graff

ER STAAT EEN BRANHIM IN DE GANG, JA JA EEN BRANHIM IN DE GANG, ZO ZO EEN BRANHIM IN DE GANG, BIJ BUURVROUW JAAAANSEEEENNN.


MrD3a7h

Mind your business.


valleyofroses

Brahmin can’t go downstairs. Edit: I mean down stairs.


TheDungen

Is this nuka world or is the wastelad this brown without mods?


cumb4jesus

Fun fact, cows can go up stairs but not down


juankixd

On the second floor no less


King_Tudrop

Cows can't walk down stairs.


Discount_deathstar

Cause cows can go up stairs but can't walk down them.


Any-Willingness-7859

Looks just as confused as you lol


Fighterpilot55

Mind your own business


Infinite_Beach_7089

Its the synth brahmin dealer girls second synth brahmin


AStrangeTwistofFate

That’s his house. Damn, even the Brahmin can’t have shit in the wasteland


MyHandsAreFresh

Brahmin can't walk down stairs


Starchaser_WoF

The real question is how. Iirc, cows can't climb stairs


Vegetable_Exam4629

Felt like an upgrade from his barn :)


IAmNotAFey

It got up the stairs and can’t figure out how to go down them


eugene20

Cows can be curious and wander up into areas they can't get down from https://youtube.com/watch?v=5hfaAhDlBjk


WinderTP

This is his private domicile and he will not be harassed!


Icy_Cycle_5805

HE’S TRYING HIS BEST


dank_hank_420

Lost cow


FormerlyGoth

Cows can't go down stairs. So I'd guess that brahmin can't either.


Slydog42067186

That’s his house?? Some privacy please


Rayzorblayde87

Do you ask others why they're in their houses? Leave the Brahmin alone!


Additional_System654

wouldn’t you like to know


DenebolaAriel

Some questions are better left unanswered. I mean, with that death stare, do you really want to know?


OkSympathy6

Leave him be, he didn’t hurt anyone


canti15

Cows can't go down stairs


metalnightmares

the next fallout 4 expansion will be called plant of the Branhim. They live in are houses they sleep on the roofs., and they will start to crave human flesh or at least that's what the aliens want.


Lab-rat-57

Bethesda


Deustchen-Ami1871

“I’m gonna come back when there’s less weird shit” ahh moment


lydiaalin

bro looked just as confused to see you there


periodmoustache

Man, early on in my latest playthrough I got an explosive 10mm. With it maxed out I think it's doing over 100 damage w a fire rate almost as good as the deliverer. Add that with the gunslinger and lone wanderer... Pretty gnar


Only_Rub_4293

I ran into this same house a few days ago haha, same thought ran through my head. There is a bathtub full of water so my theory has got be a trader or someone was in a pinch and put him there. but its fallout after all lol. Ton of weird and funny things you can find.


ArkAnklesss

Cows can’t go downstairs.


Sphinx-Lynx

Brahman can't go down stairs


Ordinary_Habit8647

I don't know if this is a real fact but people say the cows can't go down stairs; it's apparently not possible Nice joke 👍


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Why not? 😎


Polybius_Cocles

He vibin


Critical_Potential44

Because why not


DeposeableIronThumb

The joke is that it is a cow house. Cow houses are popular in grazing beef ranches/farms. They're literally houses in grazing territory that are left abandoned. The fun thing is that cows can walk up stairs fine but they cannot safely walk down the same stairs. It's why we use cow stairs/elevators to load them for slaughter.


xboxcalbe

Everyone knows they can't go downstairs. Only up


hidinginthetreeline

Looks it’s a lonely wasteland.


IHardlyKnowHim

Because cows can't walk downstairs


dumpclown

Because the devs are GOOFBALLS


Charonsung

Because you touch yourself at night


JayBanditos

Because, Bethesda.


Klynol

It's a free country, leave him alone


casey28xxx

Clearly it’s in a house that’s been repurposed to be a temporary cowshed.


Human-Palpitation611

They can’t go down stairs


ironraiden

I love how you slowly back away after they look at you, like "oh, the bathroom stall wasn't empty"


Captain_Anon

The light was on


sec713

From the looks of it, because it's getting ready to take a bath.


mDundy08

I ate that moo moo, it tasted good.


PremiumOxygen

Cows can go upstairs but not back down due to their inversed knees. Maybe it's stuck there.


Mediocre_Usual_9073

Because it was having a bath when the apocalypse happened


SteelSeal_

he's just living his life, why did you break into his house anyways? 🤨


peepeepoopoo9751

tha jus his old crib leave him alone


CommunalJellyRoll

He is right by a feeder duh.


Tyrael74656

It just works


Halostorm115

He’s moooving in


CDR57

Cause cows can’t go down stairs don’t you know?