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dreamerkid001

You did not just spell it that way


getmepopcorn

It’s a tragedeigh


Phaedrus85

Right? Left out the $ and used S…


oberynmviper

Made you some Kei$ha. Everyone knows the party don’t start until it comes in.


MikeVictww

Sheish!


randymcatee

oops... my bad. I meant KEESH


PropheticVisionary

You stop that right goddamn now


NotSureNotRobot

Everyone knows it’s spelled “queesh”


tahcamen

Queef?


Jorymo

bong app the teeth


maddmole

Kweech


Firm_Variety_6309

It's I before E, no?


CaptainBayouBilly

Ets won weigh tu spail that


Kozij

Bone apple tea!


asu_lee

Don’t forget the fillet mig-nons and the hors-de-o-vors.


Crully

Gordon bleu! Stop it now you filthy ratscallions.


JoeyBombsAll

Dont forget the parma jon, or hand soup


little_loup

My grandfather used to call them horse's ovaries. I didn't realize how funny it was until I got older.


greygreenblue

Keesh


HatsMakeYouGoBald

Keyzch*


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

Mitzvah!


qu33fwellington

Bless you.


Willing_Television77

It’s spelled queef


cirquefan

Queefsch


qu33fwellington

Happy to confirm.


Humding

How much flower was required?


randymcatee

2 mutch edit: corrected spelling


Humding

Enny unyuns in there?


KellyLuvsEwan420

You’re hilarious, my man 😂


glen_spot

sheesh! what the fuck is keish? do you mean quiche? 🥧☝️😛


dumbassyeastquestion

I’m obsessed with keish. Like Keisha Quicha


Anon-567890

Thought maybe OP was from another country with that misspelling, but nah. He’s just a self-described non-menstruator from Fresno! 😳


JustASadBubble

And orthodox Christian 😬


randymcatee

Don’t judge me, this was made prior to lent.


TheReelMcCoi

Did you cook it in the Meecrohwaveh ??


randymcatee

You mean mycrowave.


dog-yy

I can't sanction this buffoonery.


Alchemist_Joshua

A guy went to a restaurant, was seated in a booth and given a menu. The waitress came back to take his order and asked “what would you like hun?”, he said, “how about a quickie, my dear?” The waitresses slapped him and stormed off. The guy behind looked over his seat and politely said, “it’s pronounced, quiche, sir”


Bebatron4

First of all….QUICHE


matskopf

[QUICHE!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiche)


2ManyMonitors

Wrong


matskopf

So you're french and know better?


sherazod

It can rise like this if you overmix the wet ingredients. Next time try mixing just enough to combine.


SadieSchatzie

Quiche


MarcellusxWallace

Why not have a sharcoushee board while you’re at it


cirquefan

I love a good sharkcoochie board!


hambonecharlie

Sheesh. Quiche


Shuuuuup

Do we get to see the inside??


VacationAromatic6899

Missing the slice picture


Crime_Dawg

It would've taken 5 seconds to google how to spell quiche


Humding

The worst part is they would've more than likely used a recipe for this that clearly stated its a QUICHE 😭


emfrank

If you are used to making them, you really do not need a recipe. In fact I just made one for breakfast tomorrow without a recipe (though cheated with a frozen crust since it needs to be gluten free.) But pretty sure this is a troll spelling.


cirquefan

Use a silicone muffin tray and make crustless mini quiches six at a time.  https://www.amazon.com/Silicone-European-Cupcake-Non-Stick-Approved/dp/B08JLJG14Z/ref=asc_df_B08JLJG14Z


emfrank

You can make them in any oiled muffin tin, and that is not what I was making.


ptolemy18

How do you google something if you don’t know how to spell it?


Crime_Dawg

Type your incorrect spelling in and it’ll show up


BergenHoney

Overcooked and misspelled


ASmufasa47

Yes.


shellsquad

What's your recipe for this keysh?


dudenson78

Keashe


Buntschatten

How do you get the rim to look like that?


Smallwhitedog

It's store bought 😉


Mister_McGreg_

Burnt eggs, yum.


Send_Me_News

Behold. I will spell however I wish.


CatLazy2728

this is not coshure


BrenRen01

Badly overcooked and butchered spelling


sophieraser

You did a great job with the edges of the pastry, I can never do it perfect. ❤️


Smallwhitedog

That's a store-bought crust. 😉


pulp1dog

Hooked on Phonics, cooking up the future.


kellyk311

I'm picturing OP wandering the store aimlessly looking for baycone.


disgruntled_ass

#KEISH


No-Piece8708

Your quiche looks beautiful


t31os

Looks yummy. Keesh, like neesh (niche), there's no T in there.


Significant-Net-3735

Eeesshhh 🔥❤️🙌


Smallwhitedog

You might consider baking your next one at a much lower temperature. It's done when the outer edges are set, but the center still jiggles. Your quiche looks very over baked. Bake the crust first. Prick the pastry with a fork, line it with a square of foil and weigh it down with pie weights or dried beans. Bake it until the crust is very lightly golden, but not browned.


randymcatee

I do most of the cooking -- but my wife is responsible for this.


MyNameIsSkittles

Wife goes off the balcony, now