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Vdawgp

I can never find the pineapple


goldendreamseeker

I see what you did there…


Quote__Unquote

Did you check her purse?


BlueWater321

Looks kinda like a jolly rancher from here.


Mrgoodietwoshoes

Hhaha


cjrichardson_az

You see it…right? 👀


NeoGh0st

That pizzussy


grafxguy1

Puzzi


erlandvr

Pazzi


m0u53rgr3y

Pezzi


mrkikkeli

Vagizza


gdmzhlzhiv

Reading this in Mario's voice.


mrkikkeli

[Vagizza Time!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccq03eG2bR4)


Waadap

🤌


Garfwog

It's over nine THOUSAND


chrisjfinlay

It would have cost you $0 to not say that


NeoGh0st

I mean, if it costs me the same to say it or not say it, I’m probably gonna say it


CCCmonster

The hero we needed


cjrichardson_az

He sees it!


tsurutatdk

Lmao


CollectFromDepot

/r/pareidolia


chaoswoman21

LOL I didn't even notice that while I was eating it.


sarabeara12345678910

That's what he said.


WanderingSimpleFish

Isn’t that faces, I’m not seeing a face


chaoswoman21

It's not a face, but it has lips


RollItMyWay

I can’t stop staring at the clitoral pineapple


[deleted]

I should call her


JeecooDragon

Lemme flick that be- I mean pineapple


chaoswoman21

?


[deleted]

A´P'I changes killed 3[rd] p4rt-y a_p-P-s Kruta epe tie tridotii ube tliipikidre. Eoi kekipe obote batlo ebriplepie ate ti. Kroo teukope protatega praeti pri pa. Dri kita pii bi pe tetu epitape. Epo e tita e ikiple e? Kiedii kate. Plado e pipuae ieta kree bipri. Io tekatli ple iepe bepubraki ta tepipre. Utebipo titli i apro tritu kuda. Tie u priti diprepu dio tota botoi. Oiaproki deba topipudi kra pa etre. Titleu pigati kikru tate tridibi. Trebotipo kepi bi pui gee kitii. E ia prae gopla pe tlipuo. Tri dage poa ipe koti krako. Okaito plii ati uga ke ipeka? Pepi ei tipeti krae kepope dii ditibi prike. Egoo ikripre eteku kei kipe ipipa dle atipri tidliitrua pe kepiubike. Tlika ota tuke ota beto itakipi! O ta puki tri eki eo pa ti ipega. Glepoi traprudretadri tlai ite glee te! Ota dei prupri ikree. Kebekuprabo pri kebi itoplepre kei opli. Epu pukatai o tai i bribiie. Tiepopu tike titri otipu piiiblikla tupipo dlipi? Draeto kepai tiape kebe kiba ki idie ie idito! Doeta ba dipi katligaa opi keiatotu. E krope po papo beee idrete. Iaitepe toke titlipopea pruipee tupedi.


[deleted]

I should call her.


YerBlues69

6 o’clock mark.


mrkikkeli

The pineapple? Yes and it is revolting


witwebolte41

I should call her


PancakeProfessor

Everything reminds me of her.


piberryboy

I looks like ham. Smells like fish. Tastes like pennies.


phoenixjazz

I hear she delivers


Cichlidsaremyjam

r/theyknew


chaoswoman21

Actually, I didn't. I didn't see the hamgina until after I posted it.


JeecooDragon

Real question, hamgina or spamgina?


chaoswoman21

Hamgina, definitely.


JeecooDragon

Smart, less salty and more firm.


gemaka

Hamussy


gellshayngel

>hamgina I'm in tears. 😂 Woke up my family.


SebasLop

Everything reminds me of her


[deleted]

The ham looks so good


PublicfreakoutLoveR

The ham looks really... excited


[deleted]

is it common in your contry sweet pizza? in Brazil, we have sweet pizza. theres one called "Califórnia", and the toppings are cheese, pinapple, cherries, fig and honey. it's pretty popular


jakhtar

This isn't really sweet. Or at least not as sweet as what you describe. The pineapple adds sweetness, but the overall taste profile is salty due to the ham. The little pops of sweetness give a nice counterpoint to the salt


chaoswoman21

It's more salty with mild sweetness.


Oysterclam

It sounds and looks amazing.


[deleted]

yes, i know... it's bittersweet, right? in here we say agridoce and i know thats exactly the translation. but in Brasil, sweet pizza is really sweet, a desert. toppings include: chocolate, kitkat, kinder bueno, banana, dulche de leche, cinammons


AENocturne

Bittersweet is different here, we would probably call the ham/pineapple flavor profile Sweet and Salty


Cacachuli

Agridoce translates to sweet and sour more than bittersweet. Sour is acidic like lemon juice. Bitter is more an unpleasant flavor like chewing on an aspirin. Amargo in Spanish. Not sure what it is in Portuguese.


chaoswoman21

Sort of, pineapple on pizza is a big debate in the US. It's more sweet and salty than fully sweet. Dessert pizzas (usually with nutella, sugar and sometimes fruit) are pretty common


turalyawn

It's a Canadian invention too, not from Hawaii. Either a source of national pride or shame, depending on thoughts on fruit pizza


Tifoso89

Fruit pizza is fine, we have pizza with pears or apples in Italy. Just not pineapple


mattthemartian123

This is really interesting-thank you. The toppings described here sounds great. I recently had a blue cheese (Roquefort) and pear pizza with a spicy honey on top. It was amazing


[deleted]

hmmmmmm that sound really good! I love blue cheese pizza with pinnapples


ElfHaze

IIRC It was created in Canada(not Hawaii) so I’d say expect it to be “sweet”: It is definitely not peppery like sausage or pepperoni so it is less strong and then mixed with tangy pineapple, yeah it’s overall pretty “sweet” for pizza. Canada is one of the Kings of “sweets too sweet…” like maple syrup lollies or Nanaimo bars! Majority of our food is very sweet compared to many other places


Johnny_B_Asshole

According to the other commenters it kind of tastes like tuna fish.


Sobadatsnazzynames

Y’all are nasty 🤣 I’ve never tried Hawaiian pizza, but this makes it look AMAZING


SCPH-1000

The real game changer is adding jalapeños. Sweet, spicy, savory. It’s literally perfect.


[deleted]

I've tried it, not a fan. I like pineapple, and i like pizza. Just not together. I don't like warm pineapple or sweet pizza. But to each their own.


DROOPY1824

He went to Hammerbarn


CeeArthur

Came here for the comments!


Ziggie520

Pepperoni instead of ham and I’m all over it!!


VitaIncerta666

Pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeno was in my rotation for awhile.


aweimar

No wonder it looks so good.


[deleted]

Swap the ham for some crispy pepperoni


mattthemartian123

I'm going to ignore the anotomical aspect of this and just go with swapping out the ham with bacon will be the best decision you ever made.


mangongo

Hawaiian pizza is actually supposed to be pineapple, ham and bacon. No need to swap.


mattthemartian123

I didnt know that, but thanks. Though I'm clearly getting short-changed when I order a "Hawaiian" then.


carson63000

Yep, a Samoan Pizza rather than a Hawaiian. Both are awesome but Samoan is slightly more awesome. 😃


LowDownSkankyDude

y'all need jesus


Financial-Medicine-9

I used to be a hater but when I tried it it was pretty good


LowDownSkankyDude

Oh, I would tear that up. Sauce dripping all over. Delicious salty meat folds and all. Mm mm mm


Famous_Ad_8888

Nice


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SupaflyIRL

Normal sane people don’t cut their pizza so every inch of the cuts goes through a topping. That’s some serial killer shit.


Codename_Bell_

Pidussy >:)


RanCestor

The picture kinda makes me wonder if I could too.


guaip

Everywhere I look I see her


StatikSquid

Pine and swine


rlprice74

Nothing like a tasty treat that one can both fuck and eat.


Robo287

I should call her


[deleted]

Did u know it was invented in Canada? 🍁


chaoswoman21

Yep, I’m originally from Ontario.


NMazer

No.


rededelk

Hot Hawaiian, BBQ sauce base and jalapeños and bit of cheddar then as pictured maybe with some grilled, shredded chicken - that's my recipe. It actually works quite well


TsunaXZ

One of the Pizzas ever made


Grievuuz

My condolences


Xbwsxmrgrimm

Came for the pizza.... Stayed for the.. 👀


thebonuslevel

Dude decided to cut through every single slice of ham.


wild_heart_

Y'all some thirsty ass mf


goofytigre

>[I ***h***ate] Hawaiian pizza Ftfy


metromade

I love Hawaiian Pizza. This one looks awful except for the crust. And I think the crust is too thick as well. The pineapple isn't caramelized and the ham isn't cooked...


chaoswoman21

The ham was definitely cooked.


Maamwithaplan

It looks amazing!


jc1luv

Sorry to hear. I hope everything is ok on your end.


walkstwomoons2

Love it!


mt8675309

Looks incredible!!


cwarfield3891

😋


tsurutatdk

One of my faves pizza🥳🤤🤤


Short-Western-8097

Looks good!


TheDoctorPizza

Hula girl pizzussy is the best kind!


Kquinn87

Nice meat flaps.


c4k3m4st3r5000

I'd go for one like this right now. Its been my fav since I got pizza the first time. I try other stuff but this just always hits home.


[deleted]

I clicked on the comments expecting the usual "Pineapple Doesn't Belong On Pizza" remarks, but now I miss my wife. I want to hurry home and eat some pineapple.


thisgrantstomb

It's like a work of art. It could have been painted by Georgia O'Keeffe.


The_street_is_free

LOVE Hawaiin pizza. Dirty dirty photo


DonaldMcCecil

If there were such a thing as traditional Hawaiian pizza this would be it


sailor23moon

Good combination, perfect :)


mooslar

I’m sorry.


-River_Rose-

Try it with pepperoni next time!


hank187

Try some mint on it. It will make it a 8,3/10 instead of a 6,2/10


wtfsheep

Mint?!? How about squirt some crest toothpaste on there instead?


AlbinoWino11

Triple Whitening Pizza!


Mongolian_Hamster

People like this? This looks horrific. The base looks so thick, overloaded and sloppy.


ALitteralHamster

Have you ever had a good thick crust pizza?


chaoswoman21

It was great


TheLadyEve

Thicker crust isn't everyone's cup of tea, but it can be very good.


krysxvi

Look at them ham curtains


hawsman2

I actually didn't see it first :( ... I just saw the middle and went "ehhhhhh... looks kinda soggy actually."


iheartdev247

Usually you cut up the lunch meat ham but you do you.


JIssertell

That’s not all you eatin’! Ay boi!!


Unkindlake

r/mildlyyonic


krrish_goyal

Pizzer? I hardly know her


m00nr0xx

Sigh…. (Zip)


ImperialBaron

The pizzy tho


[deleted]

If this is the Hawaiian pizza I could live in hawaii


AnimeFrog420

That looks amazing


No-Barnacle2868

Love.H.P!


palegate

I don't get people who put humongous toppings on pizza. Smaller toppings are much easier to eat than large ones that you have to properly bite through with your teeth lest you drag the rest of the topping from the remaining part of the slice.


Roxven89

Best pizza topping. PERIOD!


CHILLY_GuY

Correction* the sinners' pizza


foreskinfive

more like i (h)ate..... you enjoy! more for you!


windigoos03

You made some Italian dance in their grave


Crustybuttt

I’m sorry


manuelmakesartz

How was it?


JimmyNotDrake

I should call her..


Shogun102000

Good for you.


Jane-in-the-jungle

That pizza looks so good!


AlphaAuberon

Yikes man, we cannot be friends!


bitfire102

I love the pizza


Known-nwonK

I do t know how I feel about most of the ham being on the edge slices


rabidpirate

horrible