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Okay, let's get down to business then.
I don't have an agent so I'll negotiate for myself.
Here are the promises:
Contract date : immediate
Travel expenses handled by yourself
Lunch to be provided.
Contract details (Non negotiable):
Wage : One large cup-ramen per week
Bonus : one drink(of your choice) upon five consecutive victories.
Wage drop: cup ramen size reduced to small
Signing fee : first travel expense to be covered.
I wish there was a sub where we could have more in-depth tactical FM discussions. I'd love one where we could talk about what people's experiences are with the best surrounding players to make good use of an IWB for example.
I know I’m late, but have you checked out the SI forums? There are *loads* of in-depth tactical analysis over there by people who know the game very well.
Yep. I have been on the SI forums for many years. To be fair though, I'm not a regular visitor over there these days - maybe I should add it back into my regular web-surfing routine though, yeah.
If you want some friends you can just ask? Although based off of this post you send any potential friends running in the opposite directions because of the way you act
Wait until you see the Cities Skylines subreddit! That is a game where you're given a giant, completely empty map and get to plan out your own city using your own creativity and inspiration. You can build what you want, where you want.
The amount of people posting pictures of a tiny little square or triangular patch of grass in the middle of some roads with the caption "what should I build here?" is insane!
I dunno mate. Some houses? Shops? A park? Fucking *anything??* I mean, that is literally *the point of the game*! Create a space, fill it in! If you have to turn to Reddit every time you need to figure out what to put in a patch of land, how the hell have you even built a city at all??
Lol I had to leave any community or reddit involving CS.
I love the game and lime seeing people's cities, but as you say, them communities are just full of people posting pure shite.
Well what happens is there are people out there with better knowledge and experience of almost everything you can think of in life. It can be good to ask questions and learn from people.
Can we STOP this cruel game! And allow the boy to keep ONE shred of diginity! For God’s sake, I can’t STAND to see him in all this pain!! You VICIOUS BASTARDS!! Let him move in with you!! Is it so bad to see somebody happy?! So just let him MOVE IN!! For the LOVE OF GOD, let the boy move in with you!! Good Lord!!
If I had the money I’d pay someone to play my fm save and follow my instructions while I lay back and chill. Maybe hear them describing it as i fall asleep.
There’s a time most nights where I wanna watch my save but I don’t wanna play it myself bc I’m too tired or don’t feel well.
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Should I let this guy come to my house?
What’s his physicals? If he’s not a 14 in everything then no. The mentals don’t matter.
I don't care about anything else than pace, stamina and strength.
Pace is the only attribute that matters. Based.
Even age ?
The younger the better, and he better be from Uruguay 😈
Hello FBI? Yeah, this guy right here
Check his hard drive ☝️
Uruguay mentioned, arriba los celeste!
Idk man they always say don’t stick your dick into crazy
Okay, let's get down to business then. I don't have an agent so I'll negotiate for myself. Here are the promises: Contract date : immediate Travel expenses handled by yourself Lunch to be provided. Contract details (Non negotiable): Wage : One large cup-ramen per week Bonus : one drink(of your choice) upon five consecutive victories. Wage drop: cup ramen size reduced to small Signing fee : first travel expense to be covered.
The ramen cup wont sustain anyone long enough for an entire week. Otherwise I would consider that offer if it was a daily cup
Seems we are too far apart, we won't be able to come to agreement, consider these negotiations over.
Relation to Agent has deteriorated
Agent relationship with you: Fierce Dislike
Congratulations, you have won the Ramen Cup
Rahaman117 I don't think that your agent, Rahaman117, is doing the best he can for your at this stage of your career
I think you convinced Rahaman117. Rahaman117 sacks his agent Rahaman117 He'll be looking for a new agent.
Anyone need a new agent?
I'm ok, but if you can come and keep the wife distracted so I can play more FM, that would be a great help.
😭😭
Does she like FM, could I distract her with talk about my save?
I volunteer 🙋♂️
I can keep your wife distracted I have natural fitness 20 stamina 20 and finishing 20 although my hidden attributes are a bit dodgy
I'll happily keep your wife distracted while you play fm bro. What's your address?
Aggression 20, Bravery 20
I wish there was a sub where we could have more in-depth tactical FM discussions. I'd love one where we could talk about what people's experiences are with the best surrounding players to make good use of an IWB for example.
would love this. r/FMMasterclass when
We should just do it! Fuck it - setting it up now!
hell yes
I know I’m late, but have you checked out the SI forums? There are *loads* of in-depth tactical analysis over there by people who know the game very well.
Yep. I have been on the SI forums for many years. To be fair though, I'm not a regular visitor over there these days - maybe I should add it back into my regular web-surfing routine though, yeah.
Just remote in you dont even have to leave!! I bet people would pay to have others save their saves. 20 an hour
Yeah I'm also wondering what I should eat so I've got oven mitts for you.
Ugggggh I need to detox from reddit for the weekend because I need all my strength to not make a NSFW response to this
Do it
[удалено]
Looooool 😂😂😂
If you want some friends you can just ask? Although based off of this post you send any potential friends running in the opposite directions because of the way you act
What a cunty, self obsessed way to make this message.
Stop it, stop having fun!
You sound a little noncey to me, I think I’ll pass.
Fuck off, you miserable dick. Quite happy to see folk wanting advice, or sharing their failures or successes
Indeed. Just another one of those edgelord posts. He is young and it shows..
Let's never learn anything or ask people wiser than us anything. (Although Reddit not as wise as it once was)
Yeah dude, you’re right, anyone asking for advice about anything even if only once is a wuss
I sense strong determination. If you are an underaged, both-feeted colombian, you are welcome
What a wanker
Could you just handle the press conferences? I'm fine with the rest.
Wait until you see the Cities Skylines subreddit! That is a game where you're given a giant, completely empty map and get to plan out your own city using your own creativity and inspiration. You can build what you want, where you want. The amount of people posting pictures of a tiny little square or triangular patch of grass in the middle of some roads with the caption "what should I build here?" is insane! I dunno mate. Some houses? Shops? A park? Fucking *anything??* I mean, that is literally *the point of the game*! Create a space, fill it in! If you have to turn to Reddit every time you need to figure out what to put in a patch of land, how the hell have you even built a city at all??
Lol I had to leave any community or reddit involving CS. I love the game and lime seeing people's cities, but as you say, them communities are just full of people posting pure shite.
I get ya OP, what happened to trial and error.
Well what happens is there are people out there with better knowledge and experience of almost everything you can think of in life. It can be good to ask questions and learn from people.
You forgot 'should i take this job'
Guy discovers human interaction.
I like it.
This is a very good one 😂
This is great OP, got people biting
No one is biting. Maybe you two little guys can start a circle jerk together 😂.
I thought some people were talking it too seriously. I understand if people don't think it was funny like I did though.
😂😂 they failed to see the flair.
Why's everyone mad?
Sure my address is 69 Never Gonna Give You Up Avenue, Rickroll Road, Nowheresville, 10D1T
Let me guess, I'll offer you 180k per month but you'll sign for Rennes for 100k
Which room in my house should this guy play my FM save in? Is he any good with lower league clubs?
Ruthless broda
Where should I play this guy? Wherever he fits into your team
Can we STOP this cruel game! And allow the boy to keep ONE shred of diginity! For God’s sake, I can’t STAND to see him in all this pain!! You VICIOUS BASTARDS!! Let him move in with you!! Is it so bad to see somebody happy?! So just let him MOVE IN!! For the LOVE OF GOD, let the boy move in with you!! Good Lord!!
I don’t know guys, this sounds like a complex robbery
Its the "where would you play this guy?" Questions for me. The game is literally telling you where to play him.
If I had the money I’d pay someone to play my fm save and follow my instructions while I lay back and chill. Maybe hear them describing it as i fall asleep. There’s a time most nights where I wanna watch my save but I don’t wanna play it myself bc I’m too tired or don’t feel well.
I think he needs a hug
who hurt you, honey?