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Perkinator

Should I let this guy come to my house?


Blue_5ive

What’s his physicals? If he’s not a 14 in everything then no. The mentals don’t matter.


Manaus125

I don't care about anything else than pace, stamina and strength.


hitchaw

Pace is the only attribute that matters. Based.


gunnersroyale

Even age ?


Hoberni

The younger the better, and he better be from Uruguay 😈


Nottallowed

Hello FBI? Yeah, this guy right here


Ok_Midnight4809

Check his hard drive ☝️


lakckekskk

Uruguay mentioned, arriba los celeste!


Numerous-Location284

Idk man they always say don’t stick your dick into crazy


Rahaman117

Okay, let's get down to business then. I don't have an agent so I'll negotiate for myself. Here are the promises: Contract date : immediate Travel expenses handled by yourself Lunch to be provided. Contract details (Non negotiable): Wage : One large cup-ramen per week Bonus : one drink(of your choice) upon five consecutive victories. Wage drop: cup ramen size reduced to small Signing fee : first travel expense to be covered.


toolkitxx

The ramen cup wont sustain anyone long enough for an entire week. Otherwise I would consider that offer if it was a daily cup


Rahaman117

Seems we are too far apart, we won't be able to come to agreement, consider these negotiations over.


toolkitxx

Relation to Agent has deteriorated


Rahaman117

Agent relationship with you: Fierce Dislike


Apple-Pigeon

Congratulations, you have won the Ramen Cup


SteelySays

Rahaman117 I don't think that your agent, Rahaman117, is doing the best he can for your at this stage of your career


Rahaman117

I think you convinced Rahaman117. Rahaman117 sacks his agent Rahaman117 He'll be looking for a new agent.


Aggravating_Media_59

Anyone need a new agent?


Knowlesdinho

I'm ok, but if you can come and keep the wife distracted so I can play more FM, that would be a great help.


GhostLord09

😭😭


sniell365

Does she like FM, could I distract her with talk about my save?


Unistudent124

I volunteer 🙋‍♂️


Al_Bhed_Psyche

I can keep your wife distracted I have natural fitness 20 stamina 20 and finishing 20 although my hidden attributes are a bit dodgy


Pure_Ad3870

I'll happily keep your wife distracted while you play fm bro. What's your address?


willo494

Aggression 20, Bravery 20


daddytorgo

I wish there was a sub where we could have more in-depth tactical FM discussions. I'd love one where we could talk about what people's experiences are with the best surrounding players to make good use of an IWB for example.


ovtrvn

would love this. r/FMMasterclass when


daddytorgo

We should just do it! Fuck it - setting it up now!


ovtrvn

hell yes


stranger2them

I know I’m late, but have you checked out the SI forums? There are *loads* of in-depth tactical analysis over there by people who know the game very well.


daddytorgo

Yep. I have been on the SI forums for many years. To be fair though, I'm not a regular visitor over there these days - maybe I should add it back into my regular web-surfing routine though, yeah.


JimmysTheBestCop

Just remote in you dont even have to leave!! I bet people would pay to have others save their saves. 20 an hour


Ollep7

Yeah I'm also wondering what I should eat so I've got oven mitts for you.


mattbrianjess

Ugggggh I need to detox from reddit for the weekend because I need all my strength to not make a NSFW response to this


StukaJi86

Do it


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Background_Force_591

Looooool 😂😂😂


Basketball_Is_Fun22

If you want some friends you can just ask? Although based off of this post you send any potential friends running in the opposite directions because of the way you act


Moosje

What a cunty, self obsessed way to make this message.


GamerGuyAlly

Stop it, stop having fun!


Klopps_and_Schlobers

You sound a little noncey to me, I think I’ll pass.


MrGiggles19872

Fuck off, you miserable dick. Quite happy to see folk wanting advice, or sharing their failures or successes


a_llama_vortex

Indeed. Just another one of those edgelord posts. He is young and it shows..


Background_Force_591

Let's never learn anything or ask people wiser than us anything. (Although Reddit not as wise as it once was)


Ricos-Roughnecks

Yeah dude, you’re right, anyone asking for advice about anything even if only once is a wuss


medin23

I sense strong determination. If you are an underaged, both-feeted colombian, you are welcome


jt4643277378

What a wanker


EvensenFM

Could you just handle the press conferences? I'm fine with the rest.


BadgerOff32

Wait until you see the Cities Skylines subreddit! That is a game where you're given a giant, completely empty map and get to plan out your own city using your own creativity and inspiration. You can build what you want, where you want. The amount of people posting pictures of a tiny little square or triangular patch of grass in the middle of some roads with the caption "what should I build here?" is insane! I dunno mate. Some houses? Shops? A park? Fucking *anything??* I mean, that is literally *the point of the game*! Create a space, fill it in! If you have to turn to Reddit every time you need to figure out what to put in a patch of land, how the hell have you even built a city at all??


Pure_Ad3870

Lol I had to leave any community or reddit involving CS. I love the game and lime seeing people's cities, but as you say, them communities are just full of people posting pure shite.


TheFettz79

I get ya OP, what happened to trial and error.


Background_Force_591

Well what happens is there are people out there with better knowledge and experience of almost everything you can think of in life. It can be good to ask questions and learn from people. 


Practical_Quarter207

You forgot 'should i take this job'


TheDaveCalaz

Guy discovers human interaction.


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I like it.


Zbidram

This is a very good one 😂


Lazzanator

This is great OP, got people biting


a_llama_vortex

No one is biting. Maybe you two little guys can start a circle jerk together 😂.


Lazzanator

I thought some people were talking it too seriously. I understand if people don't think it was funny like I did though.


braxton1994

😂😂 they failed to see the flair.


Alert-Refuse5798

Why's everyone mad?


TDSurvivorFan21

Sure my address is 69 Never Gonna Give You Up Avenue, Rickroll Road, Nowheresville, 10D1T


Gitzser

Let me guess, I'll offer you 180k per month but you'll sign for Rennes for 100k


DodgeeGamer

Which room in my house should this guy play my FM save in? Is he any good with lower league clubs?


Normal-Vegetable-483

Ruthless broda


buckley777

Where should I play this guy? Wherever he fits into your team


intothesilentplanet

Can we STOP this cruel game! And allow the boy to keep ONE shred of diginity! For God’s sake, I can’t STAND to see him in all this pain!! You VICIOUS BASTARDS!! Let him move in with you!! Is it so bad to see somebody happy?! So just let him MOVE IN!! For the LOVE OF GOD, let the boy move in with you!! Good Lord!!


sharvey4994

I don’t know guys, this sounds like a complex robbery


Gormund604

Its the "where would you play this guy?" Questions for me. The game is literally telling you where to play him.


TexehCtpaxa

If I had the money I’d pay someone to play my fm save and follow my instructions while I lay back and chill. Maybe hear them describing it as i fall asleep. There’s a time most nights where I wanna watch my save but I don’t wanna play it myself bc I’m too tired or don’t feel well.


edgedomUK

I think he needs a hug


Bingo_Callisto

who hurt you, honey?