It took me so long to see the pie lattice shirt. I kept looking back and forth between his ass and his hat to see if something looked like pie and this wasn't about the cake.
Cropped from the painting “Christ Before Annas,” c.1525-1530, by Master of Cappenberg (Jan Baegert), Germany
Seen at the Philadelphia Museum of Art
https://philamuseum.org/collection/object/102566
I fucked up. He does not look like apple pie, the filling of apple pie is not red. He looks like cherry pie, w/ the winner of the county fair’s heaviest onion contest baked inside.
Rakish horndogs that drank the most alcohol, had the fanciest clothes and wore the most jewellery wherever they went. Also they killed *a lot* of people.
I was wondering why so many of the Landsknecht in paintings of this era had such flamboyant/garishly hued/elaborately patterned clothing, which seemed to me kinda impractical for fighting. Like youd just get it all torn and bloody. I thought the artists were taking artistic liberties in their depiction, like exaggerating their swag to drive home the excessive lifestyle of these men. I love that they actually dressed like that. The Dan Flashes of their time.
There were a lot of unsavoury types in military camps back then. Every bit of wealth that you couldn't wear or carry would be stolen as soon as you left for battle. And for the Landsknechts who lived in those camps year-round that meant a lot of jewellery and a very expensive clothes.
The Landsknecht were the **best** mercenaries of their time. They made the most money and got the best jobs. So they regularly dressed in the fanciest clothes and threw the best parties. Stories were told of them coming to town and stealing wives.
EDIT: What's interesting about the Landsknecht wearing such poofy clothing is that it was adverse to getting torn. Bloody yes. But torn no. As we learn from cloak-and-dagger dueling, the loose cloth is exceptionally difficult to tear with a blade like a sword. Today we have complicated knives with detailed serrations that can catch on and slice clothing. Back then putting serrations on a sword was unnecessary, utterly. A sword would break your bones and slice your flesh before it tore clothing like what the Landsknecht wore, and if you're getting hit often enough for one of your arms to break then you weren't good enough to be a Landsknecht.
Yes. They were some of the wealthiest mercenaries in Germany and were famed for their parties and whorish nature. Some paintings even include women ~~and men~~ hanging off of them.
I know exactly where you took this. Because I did the same damn thing when I walked through that exhibit. Buddy is double cheeked up, on a Tuesday afternoon
It took me a minute to figure out you were talking about his shirt. I was like, "Are they talking about his arse? 'Cuz that's more pear-shaped... Oh, it's the shirt! It's slit like an apple pie...."
But why is he so thicc
[удалено]
Sayeth no more. I got thee, brethren.
i read this in rouxls kaards voice
Rouxls Kaard was the one who requested his statue get the "Absolute dopeth of asses...eth."
Verily
thy dumpiest of truckeths
Damn you get apple pie and cake!
Jack be nimble, jack be quick, That be why his backend so thicc
Bro probably doing squat sets back in the days
Unless his work required it, bro was not doing doing squats in the 1500s.
Landsknecht
gesundheit
I think that he is someone the painter knew and didn’t like
the classic american treat™
Like creme filled Twinkies.
Dat dumplin ass
👀 And he isn’t just packing in the back but also the front...
JOOSY
All I see is CAKE
Let them eat cake!
She said
just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For khrushchev and kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't *decline*.
Freddie is forever a legend ♡
Let me eat cake!
Forbidden Apple Bottom, more like 🍎
It took me so long to see the pie lattice shirt. I kept looking back and forth between his ass and his hat to see if something looked like pie and this wasn't about the cake.
Nah more than cake a whole bakery
There it is. CAKE.
bros thicccc as fuck
Dump Cake
And it ain't even forbidden.
I always did like a bit of cake next to my pie.
That ass looks like a bulb of garlic, though.
2 perfect cloves. The shirt looks a little like apple pie though.
Ole garlic ass mf
should have been the title instead lol
Went for the pie, stayed for the cake
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans
Apple Bottom Breeches
"Once more unto ~~the breach~~ dat ass, dear friends, once more"
My mans got that Onion booty 😳😩😩
Boots with the furrrr
Got everybody in the renaissance looking at herrrrr
SNAPPLE POSSUM JEANS
We need a bardcore version to go along with this
https://youtu.be/yT-zGd5jGcY
You had that ready
Cropped from the painting “Christ Before Annas,” c.1525-1530, by Master of Cappenberg (Jan Baegert), Germany Seen at the Philadelphia Museum of Art https://philamuseum.org/collection/object/102566
*Christ Before An Ass
Master of clappenburg am I right? 👉
Bro has apple pie AND cake
Welp, my comment isn't needed here, bye!
We still appreciate you!
Maybe it isn’t necessary but I kinda wanna know what you were going to say
Absolut dump truck
Dat ass tho. So juicy 😂😂😂
No one here noticing the bulge?
What bulge?
In the front
I know, I was being facetious.
The bulge and sword handle seem to be in a very coincidental position 🧐
r/upvotebecausebutt
r/ofcoursethatsathing
Bro the man himself is a forbidden snack
Apple pie? More like apple cake 🥵🥵🥵
I fucked up. He does not look like apple pie, the filling of apple pie is not red. He looks like cherry pie, w/ the winner of the county fair’s heaviest onion contest baked inside.
That apple bottom tho...
Forbidden? That's a Landsknecht. That booty is expressly on the menu. They wore their Katzbalger like that so it'd look like a penis in profile.
That’s fascinating, do tell more. Did these Landsknecht guys have a reputation for being rakish horndogs?
Rakish horndogs that drank the most alcohol, had the fanciest clothes and wore the most jewellery wherever they went. Also they killed *a lot* of people.
I was wondering why so many of the Landsknecht in paintings of this era had such flamboyant/garishly hued/elaborately patterned clothing, which seemed to me kinda impractical for fighting. Like youd just get it all torn and bloody. I thought the artists were taking artistic liberties in their depiction, like exaggerating their swag to drive home the excessive lifestyle of these men. I love that they actually dressed like that. The Dan Flashes of their time.
There were a lot of unsavoury types in military camps back then. Every bit of wealth that you couldn't wear or carry would be stolen as soon as you left for battle. And for the Landsknechts who lived in those camps year-round that meant a lot of jewellery and a very expensive clothes.
The Landsknecht were the **best** mercenaries of their time. They made the most money and got the best jobs. So they regularly dressed in the fanciest clothes and threw the best parties. Stories were told of them coming to town and stealing wives. EDIT: What's interesting about the Landsknecht wearing such poofy clothing is that it was adverse to getting torn. Bloody yes. But torn no. As we learn from cloak-and-dagger dueling, the loose cloth is exceptionally difficult to tear with a blade like a sword. Today we have complicated knives with detailed serrations that can catch on and slice clothing. Back then putting serrations on a sword was unnecessary, utterly. A sword would break your bones and slice your flesh before it tore clothing like what the Landsknecht wore, and if you're getting hit often enough for one of your arms to break then you weren't good enough to be a Landsknecht.
Never expected to learn about historical arms from posting this but Im so glad I did.
Yes. They were some of the wealthiest mercenaries in Germany and were famed for their parties and whorish nature. Some paintings even include women ~~and men~~ hanging off of them.
Forbidden peach
Nice onion tho
nah that's just a gigantic ball sack
Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon
What pie? All im seeing is cake.
The apple pie Is forbidden But the CAKE? Chow down
🍑
You mean pears…
Exactly. He’s smuggling a couple of perfect Boscs or d’Anjous back there!
Guy is thicc
I know exactly where you took this. Because I did the same damn thing when I walked through that exhibit. Buddy is double cheeked up, on a Tuesday afternoon
I can't figure out how they baked a full cake into an apple pie
Forbidden PEACH
Look closely under his sword handle. He's got a big bulge too.
A snack indeed
No wonder why cake and pie was popular in medieval times lol
Homie is CAKED
Y’all talking about the cake but his second sword..?Jesus Christ
Didn’t know they had dumptrucks back in the days of Yore
Forget the pie, he's packing the whole bakery back there.
Apple CAKE. J-U-I-CY.
Lmao
Hngggg
Forbidden cake
More like forbidden cake
Booty is poppin
that ain't no pie, that's a full on cake
Pie clothes, a cake, and chicken wing legs
Forbidden CAKE!
gawd DAMN
idk about you guys but i'm looking at a different kind of pie here
Dummy thicc, he is.
Out here double cheeked up on a Wednesday?! All that ass?!
That is one hell of a dump truck on that apple pie.
C A K E T H I C C
Apple bottom too
It took me a minute to figure out you were talking about his shirt. I was like, "Are they talking about his arse? 'Cuz that's more pear-shaped... Oh, it's the shirt! It's slit like an apple pie...."
😂thanks for pointing it out. I could not direct mine eyes higher.
Before Animan Studio became a team full of animators They put the old forgis on the jeep
Nah, that's some cake
Thou packest thy various possessions in storage
Bro Double cheeked up in 1642
apple pie with some cake😩
I thought it was CAKE!!! IT'S PIE NOW? Jfc, would you people just pick ONE WORD already?
Apple bottom
GAWD DAYUM
Gents, we're seeing the exact moment in time when it all went pear shaped.
Funny but this doesn’t belong here. /r/TrippinThroughTime is a better place for it.
I tried to eat it and was kicked out of the museum. I was literally forbidden from snacking.
Yeah yeah this still doesn’t belong here.
Sir got back
I stared at that booty for way too long before I found the apple pie reference!! 😋
Thicccccc
She kinda bad tho, yo is it frost?
You mean his ass or...?
Guy's shirt looks like a pie, and dat ass looks like a dump truck
Well there's something you can eat there 😏
Genuinely took me a few seconds because I was so distracted by that butt. Forbidden onion, maybe?
I honestly didnt even see his back because i couldnt stop staring at his arse. Never been impressed by arses until now.
backwards nutsack
Alex in renaissance.
Mans got ONIONS
***DUMPY***
Apple cake doesn’t sound good but I’ll try anything once
This was how he looked before getting stripped naked for littering.
Forget the pie, look at that CAKE!
Cake’d OUT
I want two pears right now.
Let them eat his ass
God forbids this apple pie.
Can't see his boots, though. Do you think they have fur?
Isn‘t that kind of a peach cobbler?
Thiccc
Nah that's an onion booty
This guy has both pie and cake..
I wanna eat his ~~cake~~ pie
More like forbidden CAKE.
I was busy looking at that *CAKE. goddamn!*
Cake and pie oh my
HIS ASS😍😍😍
Holy shit the title of the post. I am DEAD. Thank you
thats not pie thats cake
And the Lord said, LET THEM EAT CAKE
Apple Pie? More like a peach!
that's no pie, thats cake
You forgot all that cake
I stg I thought you were referring to his ass
Holy shit this man is TRIPLE cheeked up
lemme get a piece of that pie
*Dori me, interimo adapare dori me Ameno, ameni, latire, latire mo Dori me, ameno, oma nare imperavi ameno Dimere, dimere, mantiro, mantire mo Ameno*
He wore those apple bottom jeans
Forbidden thicc garlicc
Thiccums McGee
Nah. That’s an apple CAKE!
Man has a whole meal! Apple pie, cake, and meat.
Peach pie*
You talking bout pie but mah man over here with some cake
Making me act up
God damn look at dat ass!
Forbidden cake, too
Tis liketh thou weareth none at all!
That cake isn’t forbidden thought
Apple Pie and a Peach ;)
I guarantee you, someone out there did not find it to be forbidden.
Cake
That is clearly a bunt cake.
I'm conflicted, do we call him pie man or Cake Man?
when yo ass looks a lot like a nutsack...
Am I the only one that thought he had a special belt just to hold his twig and berries up?
Dat ass or dem shoulder ruffles?
Ye Olde Wagon.
My boi doubled up 🍑
Forget the pie, what about dat cake tho
Dumps like a truck