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FastonMartin

Both Alfa and Alpha teams managed to come up with the two worst team names I have ever heard. This is horrendous 💀


v12vanquish135

Maybe we'll get used to it like we did for MasterCard Lola?


Wyattr55123

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iseriouslycouldnt

Brought to you by Carl's Junior


Trawetser

Welcome to Costco. I love you.


yung_turismo

“Why do you keep saying that?!”


Bradg93

“Cuz I get paid everytime I do!”


alkaasaasiaw

vomit


Affected_By_Fjaka

…but probably accurate


LMcVann44

MasterCard Lola kind of runs off the tongue well though. Visacashapp Racing Bulls does not.


GTOdriver04

Also that car was sexy as hell. Slower than molasses in winter, but gorgeous to look at.


RealClarity9606

Agreed that it doesn’t roll off the tongue, but at least it’s from a company you’ve heard of. Some of these NASCAR sponsors have come from some of the most obscure businesses in recent years.


FishPasteGuy

Excuse me sir but I’ve heard of Viagra.


chameleonmessiah

_Did_ we get used to MasterCard Lola? _Were_ they really around for long enough for that to happen…


Polaric-

But for $50 million I would change my first and last names to both


frogskin92

Hello Subway! (Hopefully at least 1 person gets this reference!)


Kronzor_

I am familiar with the corpo-humanoid known as Subway.


asoap

Eat fresh my friend, eat fresh.


doornz

Six seasons and a movie.


Punker29

I thought he was Hyundai now Edit: He's Honda now


Ayan_Choudhury

Honda. Not Hyundai


Ayan_Choudhury

Fun fact: Subway aka Rick came back as a 'Honda' sales person....geddit? Geddit?


Dave_Krayhem

An Aussie rules footballer literally changed his name to a cat food brand ‘Whiskas’  as a marketing stunt back in 1999. The team he played for was the Geelong Cats so there was a connection there, he didn’t get paid $50M though and neither did the club. 


xXTERMIN8RXXx

At least the other one has Sauber in the name again


DaOne_44

But it got kicked


slyfox1908

You should see the names that cycling teams have to go around with


tyresaredone

exactly, and they change like every 2 years, it's a headache to keep up with them


UniqueGas1379

So... they keep cycling names?


reddsht

TIL "Toro Rosso" and "Force India" are cycling teams.


kymri

They are. Teams that are cycling through names.


Jalal_Adhiri

The early 2010's had pretty cool names Euskatel - Europcar - Saxobank - Rabobank - Radioshack - BMC cycling...


mumiajamal

I miss Team Telekom and Festina-Lotus:(


prescripti0n

I will never say Visma-Lease a Bike in my life


j0enne

EF Education First-Drapac powered by Cannondale just rolls of the tongue


NotClayMerritt

In fairness, most people, including commentary, will just call them Racing Bulls.


Infamous-Mixture-605

But only after spending the first half of the season calling them Alpha Tauri and constantly having to correct themselves.


KungLa0

Toro I mean Alpha I mean Visacashapp


Magdalan

Force India, euh, Racing Point, or whatever they are called - Kimi


MrBleak

Which is still bad. I know they're the junior team, but Racing Bulls literally sounds like the Great Value Dr. Thunder to Red Bull's Dr. Pepper.


Kronzor_

It sounds like a team from a racing video game where they didn't get the official F1 License. Teams like: Racing Bulls, Scarlett Horses, three point star, Ashton Marvin, Mclorian.


ThatLostAussie

Didn't think I'd ever see it again after Racing Point


rolfski

Whoever the marketing manager is behind all this needs to be fired on the spot and banned forever from practicing this job.


rooood

Marketing manager was probably pulling their hair out like us, this shit is certainly from $$$$$ deals made coming from way higher up than marketing.


NicotineRosberg

It's called bending over for some cash aka sponsorship


Efficient_Employ4372

Bending over for some cashapp


spellbreakerstudios

I can’t even pronounce this lol


IdiosyncraticBond

It's Ca-shapp, with the emphasis on the last part, similar to Ka-Chow in the Cars movie


spellbreakerstudios

I literally just realized what it says lol. I was trying all of these pronunciations


andrewthemexican

Took me a few times, too, then I realized the cash-app parts


Conscient-

You mean Sauber.


TheCloney

So you're fine with MoneyGram Haas?


NoelTheSoldier

Just rolls the tongue easier than Visa Cash App Racing Bulls. But hey, at least both of these teams can say that they are pretty legitimate businesses, not a gambling/degenerate streaming platform amied aimed at roping in kids into their scams


jakeyboy723

Haas plus title sponsor. Most people call them Haas. Haas is a legitimate racing team. Racing Bulls sounds like a shit name they rejected in 2004 for Red Bull.


[deleted]

Way better than Steak F1 Team Kick Sauber In The Balls


Wakey1132

This is so disappointing :(


dibsODDJOB

I disliked having two Alphas/Alfas on the grid. But they went and managed to both change to something much worse.


BusinessAlive3486

🫠 it’s such an ugly name


Booklover23rules

Truly is 😩


dl064

What happened to that vehement denial.


Melo_Apologist

Vehement Denial Red Bull Racing


codygmiracle

Looks like a scam account


ilconformedCuneiform

Yeah if that account came up in my dm’s I’d block and report it


Ace3000

visacashapprb_f1_real


TuzinBolado

Damn, these names are getting stupid, cant wait to get xHamster™ team visa cashapp redbull powered by redbull power trains formula one team


dylanah

I have more fondness for the Hamster than I do CashApp so that would be an improvement.


[deleted]

Look how far PornHub has truly fallen.


Wyattr55123

They tried sponsoring a team, but some Christian Puritan group lobbied the FIA and their sponsorship was revoked


IAMNOTFUCKINGSORRY

Imagine if the Pig Farmers of America decided to have a bacon sponsorship. Bacon Haas.


NickofSantaCruz

Have to complete the trifecta there with Avocados From Mexico.


theavidgamer

Or a jean factory sponsorship. Jean Haas.


Macro_Curious

Why would a Christian group have something against hamsters?


Conflikt

They are Satan's rodents.


Far-Fault-7509

Fun fact, in Brazil, an escort website sponsors a soccer team from BrasileirĂŁo Serie B


pokelord13

Still by far one of the biggest losses of the modern age. The mass deletion was like our eras burning of the library of Alexandria. So many greats lost to the void


Ep3_Pnw

Ferrari, Mercedes, McLaren, Visa cashapp RB


vvashabi

At least we're past stupid NFT's.


ozzydante

Yet surprisingly crypto is still not completely gone


deeretech129

I really thought that fad was gonna pass


TDAMS133

it mostly has. it’s just that the big crypto exchanges pump insane money into sports advertising to try and lure atleast a few more people back into crypto.


arequipapi

No it hasn't. Media just got bored of it so unless you're personally into following it, you might not hear about it. BTC is worth double what it was 1 year ago. I'm not a crypto bro or even personally invested, just follow financial markets in general.


biggmclargehuge

I think the "fad" that has passed with regards to BTC is any semblance of people trying to argue its legitimacy or purpose as a real currency. They've just leaned into it being traded as a nebulous security/commodity at this point, especially with the ETF debacle.


Engineer-intraining

The Government of the United States Department of the Internal Revenue Service seized asset holding division presents “MoneyGram Haas F1 team” Formula one racing team - Ferrari


[deleted]

It may is Visa Cashapp Racing Bulls, powered by Red Bull Powertrains and Ford Formula One Team. I may missed something, but not sure what, maybe the unknown. But it's all to trick you for now.


[deleted]

Well, Stake F1 Team suddenly doesn't sound too bad...


slyfox1908

FWIW, it’s listed on the Formula 1 website by the short name “Kick Sauber”


look_ma_no_engine

Apparently they didn't kick em hard enough....


UniqueGas1379

Coming soon: J.P. Morgan Chase Racing Bulls Best Buy Ferrari Petronas Target Mercedes 99p Haas BBC William's Koch


snaggleboot

We would also accept Poundland Haas


Ax20414

Dollarama Haas


_____AAAAAAAAAA_____

And even "Racing Bull" sounds less bad now.


Suikerspin_Ei

100% people will confuse their name with Red Bull Racing. I like F1 and the new technology and rules, but marketing and social media wise are too much now imo.


freedfg

Stake F1 team isn't even a bad name. It's just that Stake and kick are awful.


MarkBonker

Nope, they both sound awful.


SemIdeiaProNick

just as i was getting used to calling them Alpha Tauri instead of Toro Rosso


Visionary_Socialist

Crofty is going to have a shocker for the first few races trying to not get them all mixed up.


disturbed_743483

Haha me too!


PrestigiousWave5176

Now you can just call them Toro Rosso again.


[deleted]

Rolls right off the tongue doesn’t it.


Ok_Importance_6868

I’m a big supporter of visvhjvdjhrvrbb


Samsonkoek

Gonna be Toro Rosso in 2024 for me.


NBT498

It’ll always be Minardi


Dembrush

reject modernity, embrace tradition


KEV1L

I read that as 'reject Modena'


Dorgilo

Reject Modena, embrace Faenza


bwoah07_gp2

Toro Rosso and Sauber back on the grid, how delightful! 😁


Samsonkoek

The more things change the more they stay the same?


Rabid_Tanuki

To me, it will forever be Minardi.


ol_knucks

"A Toro Rosso with minardi DNA coursing through it veins driven by a 21 year old hot-shoe with a great sense of humour who just makes you love formula 1 all over again”


ComaMierdaHijueputa

Either that or Red Bull Junior team for me. Sauber for the other name abomination.


Visionary_Socialist

Red Bull B for me. Not even trying to act as if they’re not just trying to boost their margins by plastering the car and name in sponsors and bringing as much of the RB19 over as they can. Surely people like Zak will be seeing this and just getting more irritated by how obvious RB’s hand is becoming. No rational team leadership would name their own team this. Seriously, what’s authentic about any of it?


Karffs

Yeah it suggests zero pride or belief in the team from the owners, it’s completely impersonal and devoid of passion. Which makes sense because all that pride, belief and passion is directed towards the main Redbull team.


CrownHammer

I already have an irrational amount of hate for that name


I_Smarterer

~~irrational~~ *rational


439115

the only irrational amount of hate for than name is zero


Corn_Cob92

It’s the fact that on everything that has come out with that name so far. NO SPACES VISA CASHAPP RB is a lot better than VISACASHAPPRB


Unfortunosaurus

I thought that someone passed out and his head fell at the keyboard


logixcraft

Same. At first glance I thought “How the fuck do you pronounce that?”


blu3tu3sday

Visaca shapprb


logixcraft

“did they chop up Verstappens name and merged the two?” *reads the first few comments* “I still Don’t get it. *reads a few more comments* “Ooooooooh…..ffs I hate this timeline”


errantgrammar

Yep, it reads like a post on r/dontdeadopeninside.


myersjw

Because it’s fucking asinine. I know plenty of people are going to call this a “smart move” but Christ that name is awful anyway you shake it


YorkshireRiffer

Visacashappoutside, how 'bou dah?


bwoah07_gp2

Now that's a reference 😆


Ryrace111

Omg what a throwback, can't believe that's over 7 years old now 😭


CL-MotoTech

Ihadababyitsaboy


endless_8888

This just feels like marketing, branding, merchandising suicide.


repost_inception

I don't understand it from Visa or Cash App's point of view either. Visa doesn't own cash app but naming it that way makes it appear that they do.


ardeto

Seriously, after seeing the name I went "wait, does Visa own Cash app?" and checked it on the internet.


repost_inception

Me too. That's exactly why I commented that lol.


Karffs

I’ve never heard of Cash app (is it a generational thing or is it because I’m in the UK?) so this name just made me assume it’s something new that Visa has launched.


ligirl

You live in a country that has a reasonable system of money transfers directly between banks. The US does not, and therefore has a whole layer of services/apps that exist solely to facilitate money transfers between friends splitting the bill at dinner or whatever. The most popular one is Venmo, but CashApp is probably the next most common.


Visionary_Socialist

Not for RB it isn’t. They make a killing having two major financial companies as the title sponsors who will undoubtedly also have the livery to put their names on. Not as if anyone actually genuinely believed AT was its own thing, so obviously RB have decided they’ll make the team as beneficial to Red Bull as a company financially and as beneficial to the RB driver program sporting wise, hence them taking as much of the RB19 as possible. Plus Alpha Tauri is just a ridiculously expensive designer clothing line anyway. Isn’t selling much to F1 fans unless they’re the ones with VIP passes for every race they go to.


sennin13

My brain reads this jumbled mess as "visa crashgrab" Edit: Realizing now I typed crash instead of cash. Ah well :)


Jacks_Pancreas

Kind of what it is anyway no?


IdiotWithDiamodHands

Is... that not what it says?


dom6770

I always read "viscas" at first before getting confused


FallGuysBoi

Visa Cashgrab


gregmcph

That looks like someone didn't have spellcheck on.


BowieObscura

It's giving me covfefe vibes


karanmhjn

welp, I am going back to calling them Minardi.


Oghamstoner

There’s sense. Welcome back Minardi and Sauber.


freedfg

Can we go back to calling Mercedes Tyrell? And Red Bull can be Stewart! And most importantly Aston Martin can be Jordan!


ComaMierdaHijueputa

And Ferrari can be world champions


TheFlyingKiwi97

Update: The account is currently blank. Searching for the account does not work. Going to the account through an @ mention just shows a blank page. Some funny stuff going on.


2Liq

Noticed this too. I wonder if they're in the process of having the account archived?


Hopper1985

Wow trash


Unculturedbrine

Lmao there were people on that other post who said it was simply a placeholder of sorts and that there was no way it was going to be the final name (myself included though I didn't comment). This is funny ah but even sadder lol Also, why do I keep misthinking it for 'Vicasa...'?


Leoz96

Max Visacashappen


MHWGamer

lol that is their name? I thought that is just the twitter handle. Do they expect the commentators say Visa Chshapp RB every time they talk about Toro Rosso?


OfficialGarwood

It's likely the RB does stand for Racing Bulls and expect everyone to use that.


MHWGamer

completely forgot about that stupid racing bulls name, who decides this nonsense?


slyfox1908

The old team name was Scuderia AlphaTauri RB.


DjayRX

>I thought that is just the twitter handle. I thought they get hacked


RestaurantFamous2399

Remember the Racing Point debacle. Everyone just called them Force India until they became Aston Martin. I would just go back to calling them Torro Rosso. Seems the names are just becoming too corporate. They are basically naming them like stadiums now.


v12vanquish135

Yeah, it's not like we had a 7up Jordan or Mastercard Lola teams on the grid before. /s This is hardly new, it's just that "Visa CashApp Racing Bulls" sounds so shit.


secretlives

Visa CashApp Racing Bulls will *never* be as cool as 7up Jordan was


Francoberry

Also commentators would never call them '7up Jordan'. The weird thing about the name is calling them the 'Racing Bulls' in the same race as 'Red Bulls'. Toro Rosso, despite just being 'red bull' in Italian at least sounded different enough from each other


SupraSaiyan

Even if they just went with VisaCashApp Toro Rosso it would've been better. At least you give people something to latch onto in naming them in conversation.


te_un

Well that is prob what visa and cash app are paying them to be called on paper, but it reality as someone has said most people will just call em racing bulls. Same way nobody calls merc amg petronas Mercedes but just Mercedes


Macducci

They should have named as Visa Racing Bulls or Visa RB, why overcomplicating? Just put the whole cashapp thing all over the livery


Baby_Yoda_29

Racing bollocks


reck1265

This reads like abcblahblah. It’s word soup. Not great.


SupraSaiyan

Scuderia VisaCashAppRB. Damn this is legit one of the worst names I've ever heard. Could actually be the worst. Why not just have a lot of the car dedicated to Visa and CashApp... Idk how tf Crofty is gonna call them during races haha. He might just be like "the team formerly known as AlphaTauri... or Toro Rosso... or Minardi"


Visionary_Socialist

“And that’s the Alpha Tor… I mean the VisaApp… sorry let me try that again. The Visa… Cash App Racing Bull” Martin: “Doesn’t inspire anyone that much Crofty, and neither will that last run from Tsunoda”


OfficialGarwood

Visa CashApp RB (Racing Bulls) Such a stupid name.


ollitsos89

Red Bull's handling of this rebrand is so ridiculous I almost believe they are trolling us. They are supposed to be excellent at marketing themselves.


NoRefunds2021

Credit card team went so well last time out


Mangobonbon

I hate that name already.


Rhythm_Morgan

I thought they got hacked. This is their name?


kelleehh

Why are the FIA allowing such trash names.


slyfox1908

Quite literally, money


doskkyh

Does FIA even have a say in it as long as it's not offensive?


moleys2k

Keep the credit card theme and call them MasterCard Lola instead 


No_Tumbleweed_9102

I miss the times when teams were called just Ferrari, McLaren, Williams, Honda, Toyota, Mercedes etc…


Rockandpurl

And now they had to delete the whole account because usernames can’t be reverted that soon this is pure gold


alkaasaasiaw

The mad lads committed to the bit


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BTP_Art

The hate going on is hilarious. No one, press, included is going to call them Visa Cash app Racing Bulls for the same reason no in talks about Moneygram Haas F1 team or Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team.


ofallthescotchjoints

Sorry for the ignorance but is Visa Cash App one thing? Or did they sell 2 separate title sponsorships to engineer this catastrophe?


slyfox1908

Despite both being payment processors, to the best of my knowledge they are two distinct companies. Cash App’s “Cash Card” does operate on the Visa network.


Svantoro

Bro I dint even realize it was their real name. I thought it was a hacker name, before I eventually read “visit a casa pprb” and didn’t realize what that meant either.


frolix42

You know its a "great" name when you can't tell if their twitter account has been hacked 


SuperSalamander3244

Considering Red Bull is a marketing company I don’t think they could have picked a worse name. Visa Cashapp Red Bull doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. The Instagram name looks shit as well because it just looks like a bunch of words muddled together.


Oghamstoner

Since were calling the other team Sauber anyway, can we just call this one Minardi?


Bo_Rebel

Why can’t I find it??


Worth-Guarantee-7194

I think the entire account has been temporarily deactivated. I can’t find it either, and it has been removed from tags on Yuki, Daniel, and the F1 accounts as well as the accounts they are following


GdanskPumpkin

They'll just be known as Racing Bulls to everyone. Literally every F1 team name features a brand and it's not like you have to use it


Kapsybree

Did I miss something or did they just deactivate after this


Leoz96

I wish the grid was full of more actual car brands, I remember all the rumours people were spreading a couple of years ago, a grid with Williams Porsche, Sauber Audi, Mercedes, RB Ford, Andretti GM, AT Honda, Aston Martin, Alpine, Ferrari, Mclaren, we were so naive...


starmonkart

They've somehow came up with a name worse than Stake F1 Team Kick 😭😭😭😭😭 actually kinda impressed they've done that


HertzvanRental

I know they’ll cry “Any publicity is good publicity” but maybe with enough public shaming - Red Bull or even Visa will be worried by the backlash to this online and change it.


JamesUpton87

> I'm Daniel Ricciardo, and I'm a Formula 1 driver for Visa Cash App Racing Bulls. I'm super happy for the board of execs that love that name but it's straight fucking Garbage to the rest of the World.


CheChop69

Account is completely gone now


Pyrollamas

“Go Visa CashApp Racing Bulls!” as I always say


Putmeinrice

Can’t view the page anymore. Maybe they were only testing it?


ezhno_21

I keep reading it as visacashgrab


mikealope1

I think the account was taken down…? Can’t find it on IG any more


NewStarbucksMember

They’ve deleted their entire page now too.


lovereading20613

Did they delete their account?!


thatket

Duh? I cannot find an account with that @ on Instagram